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Parodies or Career and life before Creature Wrestling
The Eagle

The Eagle Lands...

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<b>PLAY!!!</b></center>


<i>WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!</i>


<B>With lightning fast speed, a figure dropped from seemingly thin air beside the two men, standing...well...more than slightly below their heights. He peered up, his spikey, short, red hair shining in the light, as his black cape draped over the ground behind him. He raised his hands, and balled them to fists, planting them on his hips, ala a true Super Hero of sorts. He puffed out his chest, a 'chain-mail' looking fabric covering a white shirt. The two men looked to see loose fit black pants, rather than tights, and white sneakers as well, completely throwing off whatever superhero essence he was trying to give off. To top all this off, he was wearing black, finger cut gloves, with the knuckles all cut out as well, giving a rather comedic look to the short man.

He looked back and forth between them, and then shouted rather loudly.</b>

<font color=40FF00>WASSSSSSUUUUPPPPPPP, BIOTCH!!!!</font>

<b>Both men were more confused than anything right now...</b>
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