Gunther Chairmanship Pardy!

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Charon Death
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Re: Gunther Chairmanship Pardy!

Truth be told, Charon hadn't been watching, it was Moebius who'd yelled at her to switch the tv on and it wasn't the threat on Kali's life that had made her to decide to turn up. As she'd watched she'd seen a very familiar hairdo towering above the people as they milled around, it was skulking and she was more curious as to why Brandon was at Gunther's party than what Mortismere was going to do to all those people. She wandered down to the garage, she'd already automatically picked up the keys to the DBR9, it was her favourite car, especially the black one.

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She knew exactly where Gunther was holding his party and she put her foot down.

Brandon had been edging closer to the pool where the demon Mortismere had appeared, if he could get close perhaps he might be able to do something to stop the monster before Charon would have to face him. He looked up as he heard the sqealing of tyres, several other people heard it too and started looking around. The noise was loud and the engine was a deep throated roar as the car came crashing through the entrance gates. People dived for cover as the car slid across the grass towards the pool, Brandon watched in pure entertainment as Charon piloted the car across the grass in an expert fashion, she didn't hit a damned thing except a stupid French mime who stupidly got in the way. Mortismere held his ground, big mistake, Charon wasn't going to stop for a dumbass demon and she ploughed the car broadside into him, flipping him into the air backwards. He came crashing down into his own pool of blood.

She switched the engine off and casually climbed out of the car. She grinned at Brandon and threw him the car keys.

"Hold on to these for me will ya, I got some business to attend to!"

Brandon nodded and retreated to a safe distance and watched as Charon stood at the edge of the pool waiting for Mortismere to surface, as he did she put on her most winning smile.

"Sorry I'm late darling, did you want me for something?"

Mortismere didn't look best pleased.
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Re: Gunther Chairmanship Pardy!

Mortismere was pissed but he did the unthinkable... well actually not really.... but Mortismere opened up his mouth AND SLAPPED ON A BIG WET SLIPPERY KISS AND PULLED CHARON INTO THE BLOOD POOL WITH HIM!!!


Charon and Mortis then grapple in the bloody water with everybody watching. Charon was the first to rise to the top first, but Mortismere just simply stood on his tippy toes and he was well over the top of the water line. Mortismere walked closer and closer to Charon..... however, Charon's enhanced body made her a real time athlete even in the water. She managed to swim to the deep end of the pool where Mortismere couldn't just walk. Instead, Morty was now having a hard time waddling his way in the water to keep up with her. His enourmous weight was the biggest issue..... Suddenly Mortismere plunged into the deep end of the pool from being appearently unable to swim to Charon!!!!


::Charon chuckles::

Charon Death: Well who'd thought that big bad cross dressing demi god demon lord emperors on steroids can't swim in bloody water????!

Then suddenly, Charon's ankle feels tugged!!! She looks down into water but it was too late. For she was dropped down into the watery depths!!! It was Mortismere!!! It appears that demons don't need air to breath... and so, Mortismere, underwater, is literately fighting Charon!!!


::Charon's lungs are full of air but then Mortismere goes for a clothesline underwater... the bloody water made it difficult to see but her cybernetic vision from her black eye was able to see Mortismere's cold blooded body. She dodged... but barely. Mortismere turns around and snatches her ankle again as she tries to swim to the surface for air.....::
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Re: Gunther Chairmanship Pardy!

Charon began to panic slightly, the last thing she needed was to drown, however, the nanobots had other idea's, they hated the idea of her drowning and they also hated Mortismere but Charon's survival was top priority. Within seconds of vital oxygen being absent, they had rushed through Charon's body and had soon found a way to convert the oxygen in the water to breathable oxygen for her.

Mortismere had great pleasure in dragging her right to the bottom of the pool, Charon couldn't get free and in panic took in a lungful of water and suddenly realised it didn't seem to matter. Her body certainly didn't seem to be suffering any ill effects from oxygen deprivation but Mortismere seemed to think it was hilarious until something dropped through the water from above and hit him right on the top of the head.

Charon had turned in time to see Brandons silver skull cane arcing through the water after hitting the top of Mortys head, she grabbed it and forced the skull end right into Morty's gut, his lungs expelled some air and the bubbles drifted lazily to the surface. Charon then turned the cane and forced it right across Morty's windpipe, pinning him against the side of the swimming pool. She then bought up her knee and jammed it hard into his groin.

It wasn't long before the two realised they could inflict more pain on each other out of the water and Morty was the first to make a break for the surface.
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