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CW: one of the last news.

So, awhile back I posted an article explaining the purpose behind PG vs XXX and why. Then I mentioned my taken on the future of CW. Ironically, the very thing which would send CW to its heels happened. The unfortunate thing about running any site like this is you are dependent on the participation and efforts of others too- and the biggest threat to a site like this is when players decide to leave for whatever reason they may have. So [...]

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Interview with the CWE Brand Director, Staphanie McMahon

Michael Cole cringed as Staphanie McMahon flopped down into the cushioned chair across from him, scratching at her crotch. He was almost certain he could hear the clicking of her filthy crabs crawling all over each other on her fortunately covered crotch. “Um… welcome, Staphanie. I guess the most appropriate first question would be, do you have any response to Sheri’s words for you in her interview?” “Who the hell do you think you are CALLING ME A BITCH, MICHAEL? I [...]

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What’s on The Promoter’s Mind?

“I have here tonight a man that needs no introduction. The Promoter of the greatest wrestling federation on the planet…. going on now almost 17 years. Mr. Arcane… a warm welcome back in the hot seat.” “Thank you again for having me Micheal Cole. I will do anything to please the MegaFans of this entire sport!” “CreatureWrestling has been through it all and when the dust always clears it stands tall. I cannot believe that we are on the fast track [...]

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Interview with the new ECF Brand Director: Chane McMahon

Next on Micheal Cole’s list is none other than the new ECF Brand Director…. Chane McMahon. The scene shows MC beginning to speak when Chane suddenly sits down and ready for his moment in the spotlight! “Thank you for finding time in your busy schedule, Mr. McMahon.” “It is entirely all my pleasure…. so what’s up??” “I want to address two main subjects. One is the recent ground breaking announcement of a brand split here at CreatureWrestling and the other are some [...]

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Interview with Buff Fagwell for CW is MAD!

Once again we return to the CWNET for an exclusive interview… and as always, Micheal Cole is hosting for tonight’s special guest. Micheal Cole: Hi and good evening. Well tonight I have an interesting fellow… he made his impact on our network where we expected for Diper to show up to confront Botch Recliner when the announcement was made for a match with them at CreatureMania 13. I present to you, Buff Fagwell.     Buff Fagwell: YO MICKIE! HOW DAWG YOU ARE [...]

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Interview with the Soon-to-Be Champion Champion… Botch Recliner

Micheal Cole: Hello CW MegaVerse and good evening. Tonight I have a very specia- *in the background you can hear… “HUH?!”* Micheal Cole: Are you sure you realize you’re not a champion yet in CW? and you’re holding a paper plate for a title belt.       Botch Recliner: HUH? I’M THE CAMPYSHIT OF CW. INSTUD OF QUENCHING WHY I’VE GOT THE TITTY, MAYBE YOU SHOULD QUEEF WHY YOU’RE THE CHAMPING.     Micheal Cole: What makes your “peaks” so special?   Botch Recliner: HUH? MY PEAKS AREN’T [...]

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Exclusive interview with Diper by Micheal Cole

Micheal Cole: In less than one month from now, the greatest Pay-per-view ever conceived of will come back. Yes. I am speaking of CreatureMania 13. This event is filled with explosive matches and shocking moments… and already there is a shocking match announced between the reigning Soon-to-be Champion Champion and a name for which we thought would never be uttered again in our sport… I am speaking of the fag-one herself… Diper. Last time we saw Diper was when [...]

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Why CW is rather, awesome!

Can you imagine the internet 16 years ago? Most readers cannot fathom it. Yet, CreatureWrestling has been Kick’n ASS for 16 years in the world of e-Fedding. -Nowhere else on this planet is there an e-Fed which not only created it’s own unique genre- but clearly dominated. The e-fed has well over 35+ title exchanges in it’s primary top title ALONE! -Man… just look at us. The website Kick’s ASS… it’s a powerhouse. Driven by up-to-date HTML5/CSS3 standards- we are responsive… [...]

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Darkspade’s Last Comments About “The King”

    Micheal Cole: I am here, once again, with the Absolute Undisputed Champion- The Darkspade. ::Camera showcases Darkspade sitting close by Micheal Cole, this time, with the Absolute Title laid around his left shoulder:: Micheal Cole: First, Darkspade, congratulations on retaining the Absolute title on CW is MAD. Albeit, a draw and not with the MWE Undisputed Mortal Championship. Darkspade: That is actually very fine with me, Micheal. I hold the one and only title that matters… I would be a double undisputed [...]

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On the State of The Unholy Ministry and Red Spyder- an extended interview with, The Unholy One.

This was a pre-recorded interview soon after the last interview conducted by Micheal Cole with Darkspade before Alexander’s respond and prior to CW is MAD. Micheal Cole: Welcome CW MegaVerse. This is an extended special interview with The Unholy One. Darkspade looks ominously at Micheal… Micheal Cole: Aside all things with your title and the false King- I beg what is your involvement with the current state of The Unholy Ministry, and, especially what seems to be the it’s current members of [...]

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