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Interview with the CWE Brand Director, Staphanie McMahon

Michael Cole cringed as Staphanie McMahon flopped down into the cushioned chair across from him, scratching at her crotch. He was almost certain he could hear the clicking of her filthy crabs crawling all over each other on her fortunately covered crotch.“Um… welcome, Staphanie. I guess the most appropriate first question would be, do you have any response to Sheri’s words for you in her interview?” “Who the hell do you think you are CALLING ME A BITCH, MICHAEL? I [...]

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Interview with Sheri Stull

Sitting in his usual chair was Michael Cole. The camera soon pulled back to reveal his guest. She probably didn’t make him feel nearly as nervous as his other guests tended to.“My guest today is Sheri Stull. First of all, I’ve heard a rumor that you and Deadblood recently took a road trip with Red Spyder, one of Deadblood’s opponents at CreatureMania 13. Do you care to share any details about how that went?” “Well Cole, let me start by [...]

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Darkspade’s Last Comments About “The King”

   Micheal Cole: I am here, once again, with the Absolute Undisputed Champion- The Darkspade. ::Camera showcases Darkspade sitting close by Micheal Cole, this time, with the Absolute Title laid around his left shoulder:: Micheal Cole: First, Darkspade, congratulations on retaining the Absolute title on CW is MAD. Albeit, a draw and not with the MWE Undisputed Mortal Championship. Darkspade: That is actually very fine with me, Micheal. I hold the one and only title that matters… I would be a double undisputed [...]

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Interview with the Guardian of Wickedness – Red Spyder

Michael Cole is sitting in a chair, looking oddly at his guest. “I’m here with the Guardian of Wickedness, Red Spyder, and… what is it you’re doing there, Red?” Red was sitting across from Cole with a flower clutched in one massive hand, plucking its pedals with his other hand. “She loves me… she loves me not… she loves me… she loves me not… she loves me… she loves me… NOT?!” Enraged, Red took the flower in both hands and ripped what was [...]

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Interview with the Undisputed Mortal Wrestling Champion – Deadblood

Michael Cole: “I’m now here with the former Absolute Undisputed Champion and current Undisputed Mortal Wrestling Champion. Welcome, Deadblood.” Deadblood: “Thank you, Cole. And thank you for being sure to point out that whole former champion thing. I really appreciate it.”Cole: “My apologies. But I suppose that while we’re on the subject, I’ll go ahead and start with, how do you feel after Darkspade won the Absolute Undisputed Championship from you at CreatureMania XII?” DB: “Darkspade got lucky. There’s no other [...]

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DARKSPADE…. The NEW Absolute Undisputed Champion

The scene then fades into view in the CW studio with Micheal Cole just about ready to conduct the first official interview with a man that needs no introduction…. Micheal is shown hesitating as he then looks at the person seated in-front of him and then looks down at his notes- then to gaze at the camera to begin…  Micheal Cole: Welcome everyone. Tonight. I have seated beside me the winner of the epic main event match at CreatureMania XII… [...]

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The Brief History of Her Royale Dark Highness (Part 3)

Neo-Earth continued onward for many milenas without Lilith and her dark army causing devastation and chaos… the stories surrounding Altimac, Hra’gad, the Crystals, the Brothers of Lilith and even the Vaolrixous were stuff of legends spread down from one generation to the next. However, it was much more accepted of ‘supernatural’ people and technology reached heights 10x as fast as the true Earth did…. and so, in the year of 4045 AL (after Lilith): Markus is re-discovered by ‘modern’ Neo-Earth [...]

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Interview with the Reigning Absolute Undisputed and Mortal Wrestling Champion – post-15th Year Anniversary!

TF: After 15th Anniversary and the CW is MAD right after where Alexander Arcane and Deadblood attempted to humiliate Gojinn and Kizmat. After the prestigious and proud logo of CreatureWrestling appears and fades off of your mobile device screen…. we tune into a SPECIAL CW Network special interview with THE REIGNING, THE DEFENDING, THE DOUBLE UNDISPUTED ABSOLUTE CHAMPION OF THIS SPORT….Micheal Cole is seated opposite of the mortal man which has secured the biggest win in his career- defending the [...]

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