Posted at 12:19 am on Oct 10, 2017 by:
WHORE'S YOUR BREASTROOM?
Believing he found a restroom, Botch entered what was actually Aeean Hade's bedroom and proceeded to piss and shit all over his mattress. Several loud farts followed each turd, causing Aeean's bedroom to smell as awful as it did outside the warehouse.
With the piss and shit oozing off the sides of the bed as well as down his legs despite having wiped with the Soon-To-Be Championship, Botch waddled back out of the bedroom to find Gunther plucking gray pubes from his ding dong, dropping them all over the floor.
"HUH? DORITOS EVERY BOOBY SEE, WANK TO SEE, WHAT I ATE?"
Gunther took one whiff of the stench coming from Aeean's bedroom and threw up into Botch's beard. Botch thought it was cream of dick dog soup and cupped his hands to collect it.
Still near the front door, though no longer dancing, Aeean overheard the HUH? and said, "Now what's going on?!" He was growing more suspicious of time-traveling Alex by the second.
Alex heard the HUH? as well and knew what must be done. "I said, HUH? Sorry... sometimes I'm a little hard of hearing!"
"That's no surprise with your awful tastes in music..." Aeean grumbled, leading the way back to the title belts, only to stop when Botch let out another HUH? from wherever he was now in the warehouse. "That wasn't you!"
"HUH? Yes it was!" Alex quickly answered with a smile.
"No, it wasn't! That sounded nothing like you!"
"HUH? I'm telling you, it was me!"
"I don't believe you!"
"I said, I don't believe you!"
"I DON'T BELIEVE YOU!"
"I said, STOP THAT!"
"STOP, DAMN YOU! IT'S SO ANNOYING! STOP! STOP! STOP!"
Alex almost said HUH? again out of instinct. It was kind of fun to say when you really got into it.
"I've about had enough, Alex! I knew you could be a pain in the ass, but this is new low even for you!" Aeean rubbed his head, feeling the beginnings of a migraine.
Realizing that Aeean wasn't feeling well, Alex said, "I'm sorry, really. Sometimes I just can't control myself. Why don't you take a break. Maybe... go lay down for a little while? We can finish our business later. I'll wait around..."