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Posted at 1:18 am on Sep 5, 2017 by: Alexander R Arcane II
Will this nightmare ever END!?

3 additional years have passed and the entire arena by now was filled so much with crabs that they were spilling over the top of the arena to the outside parking lot which was also a sea of crabs..... Only the ring was visible- now, a raft which was swaying from the tidal wave of crabs...

Botch fell asleep a couple of years ago and hasn't awaken up since- well with exception to massive farts every 5 minutes.... Alex was left in the ring to fend off both Chane and Staphanie McMahon- well not physically, more like avoiding their stinky sex stench as they littered the ring with their nastiness.....

Alex with what seemed to be no end in sight- he sees a glimmering metal sparkle in the sea of crabs.... it was the Absolute Undisputed Championship!! Though, the title did not possess Hra'gad's evil spirit- the metal itself was giving off an usual power... Taking couple of steel chairs which were left in the ring- Alexander rows the entire ring towards the belt and scoops it up from the sea of crabs.... its brilliance was still shimmering.... then before you know it, Botch rolls over on top of Chane and Staphanie doing the 69 and since no one still knows what a "Monster Beef" match is.... once Botch's micro penis went inside of Chane's mouth.... a crab dressed up in a ref's shirt slaps its tentacles for a count of....


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..................... QUEEF OUT!!!






With a loud thunderous STICKY QUEEF coming off from Staphany..... Botch flew from off of Chane's body, landed on Alex's head, and awakened in the center of the ring.... the very first thing that happened aside from a series of loud drawn out FARTS for 6 more months- was Botch answering with a thunderous "HUH!?!

This magically prompt for Gunther to zip line for the rescue from an apparatus attached to the top of the arena..... Gunther slid right into the ring where, after puckering up his red blistering lips for 5 more years, started another concert.....








The energy from Gunther singing rose to feed his mullet which then charged up the Absolute Undisputed Championship!!! Alexander was beside himself by the sudden revelation that the key to getting the hell out of here must be related with the two items... but what could be the catalyst to bring them back to their past.....

So as Botch was peeing up a storm in the ring, some of the urine landed on Gunther's head.... well his wig.... and the mullet stood on its back!!!! Surprisingly, Alexander screams out to Botch, while at the same time Chane and Staphany locked genitals for an out-out-ending,..... to unload his bladder on top of Gunther's head and wish them back to the present as the Absolute title was feeding more and more energy into him!!






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