Interview with the Soon-to-Be Champion Champion… Botch Recliner

Micheal Cole: Hello CW MegaVerse and good evening. Tonight I have a very specia- *in the background you can hear… “HUH?!”*
Micheal Cole: Are you sure you realize you’re not a champion yet in CW? and you’re holding a paper plate for a title belt.

Botch Recliner: HUH? I’M THE CAMPYSHIT OF CW. INSTUD OF QUENCHING WHY I’VE GOT THE TITTY, MAYBE YOU SHOULD QUEEF WHY YOU’RE THE CHAMPING.

Micheal Cole: What makes your “peaks” so special?

Botch Recliner: HUH? MY PEAKS AREN’T SPECKLE. IT’S YOUR PEAKS THAT AREN’T SPECIES. IF YOU’D WANK THROWUP THE PAIN, MY PEAKS WOULDN’T BE AS GOOSE AS MY PERKS. MY BACK CAN NERF BE TOO BIG.

Micheal Cole: Who exactly are you referring to when you call out “Reddick fat asses?”

Botch Recliner: HUH? SHUT UP, COLTON. YOU’RE A REDDICK. YOU KNOW HOW YOU KNOW? BECUFF YOU’VE GOT A FAAAAAAAAAT ASS. JUSTICE LIKE ALL THOSE FAAAAAAAAAT ASS REDDICKS IN THE AUDIOS AT EVERY EVENING.

Micheal Cole: What is your relationship like with your protégés: Staph and Chane?

Botch Recliner: HUH? CHANE’S GOT SOME NICE TITTIES, DOESN’T SHE? BIG POPPA HUH? COULD TUCK IN THOSE ALLLLLLLLL KNIFE. HER BROTHER STAPH’S ALREADY TOO. IF I WERE HIM, I’D BE THINNING ABOUT ANCESTRY. YOU KNOW WHAT I’M THINKING ABOUT, DON’T YOU, COLBURN?

Micheal Cole: Are you scared or excited about facing Diper in a vampire gaybar at creaturemania 13.

Botch Recliner: HUH? AT CREEPERMINIS 33, I’LL WHOOP MY ASS WITH DIPPER. THAT BITCH WON’T KNOW WHO SHIT WHEN SHE’S DONG WITH ME. SO NO I’M NOT SCARED OR EXCITED. ARE YOU?

Micheal Cole: What was the whole deal about Buff Fagwell calling you out? Do you two have a history together?

Botch Recliner: HUH? FLAGWILL DOESN’T KNOW ME AND DOESN’T KNOW WHAT I’M CAPLE OF. SHE’S JUST A STUPID REDDICK WITH A FAAAAAAAAAT ASS AND ALL HIS FAAAAAAAAAT ASS FANS CAN KICK MY ASS.

Micheal Cole: Off topic- but I gotta ask… What is your favorite food? Seeing that you keep calling other people fat asses. What makes you think your better than them?

Botch Recliner: HUH? YOU’RE A FAAAAAAAAAT ASS, COLESLAW. I’M NOT A FAAAAAAAAAT ASS BEC I GO TO CRACKHEAD BARREL FOR ALL MY FEELS. THEIR CHICKING STRIPPERS GIVE ME ALLLLLLLLL THE ENGINE I NEED FOR GROPING MY PEAKS.

Micheal Cole: Anything else you would like to ask the CW Megaverse?

Botch Recliner: HUH? YEAH ASHLEY, I KNOW YOU’RE ALL A BUNCH OF STUDENT, DUNKIN DOONUT EASTING, FAAAAAAAAAT ASS REDDICKS, BUT WHERE’S THE BATROOM? I’VE GOT TO TAPE A MAAAAAAAAASSIVE SHIT, THANKS TO THAT BUTTFFET AT SHOHEYS. JUST LIKE DIPER’S GOING TO FAKE A MAAAAAAAAASSIVE SHIT ON ME AT CREATEMICKIES 3 AFTER SHE SUCKS MY DIP.