Suddenly without anybody preparing for what is to come.... the lights dimmed and a strobe light lowered illuminating the entire arena!!
Then, from the top of the ramp emerged, GUNTHER!!
He puckered his lips and thrust his first to his chest in anticipation..... while smirking at all of his dozens of payed fans.... Gunther sang his way down the aisle!!!
https://youtu.be/hcKPAGoDz8A
Everyone wished that this was over with until Gunther entered into the ring, where, at that point, he started up yet another song to pass the time for the next participant!!
https://youtu.be/q1SIn393jl8
MWE Emergence [07/16/2017]: Battle Royale
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Gunther
- The Sex God
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Missy Bubilefark
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Re: MWE Emergence [07/16/2017]: Battle Royale
About 15 minutes later, of agonizing singing from Gunther, everyone watching and our MegaStars in the ring all wondered where Missy was?
Suddenly, Missy came out without any music but he/she was in a wheelchair for some reason being pushed by her Auntie, Mrs. Bubiblefark!!!
Missy:
I BLAME YOU ALL FOR RUINING THIS OPPORTUNITY FOR ME!!!! I WAS SO CLOSE THAT I COULD FEEL MY STARDOM SHINE BRIGHTER THAN ANYONE ELSE IN THAT RING BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THAT COWARD DEADBLOOD PUT HIS HANDS ON MY BREAST AND I GOT TAKEN TO THE HOSPITAL!!!! WELL..... AFTER I TOLD MY AUNTIE, SHE HAD A LONG COLD HARD BITCH TALK WITH ALEX-POO AND I CAN STILL BE IN THE MATCH BUT MY FIGHT WILL BE PERFORMED BY SOMEONE WHO WAS SUPPOSE TO REFEREE THIS MATCH BEFORE IT BECAME A FIASCO..... I INTRODUCE TO YOU............... STONED DRUNK STEVE ASSTUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
https://youtu.be/MOzjBO2dsmY Stoned Drunk wobbled on out clearly intoxicated for years. But that was not the actual problem, everyone was watching the monitor above- he wobbled out of a bar thinking that was the arena!!!!!
We then see Asstin barfing up on someone's shirt as they called an uber.... and Stone Drunk takes their ride instead by farting into the vechile... the man operating the car kindly asks Asstin to leave, and to close his beer tainted mouth, but Asstin farted leaving the man storming out of his own car gasping for air.... the next thing that happened is Asstin rolls over into the front seat and puts his foot on the pedal shouting something incoherant....
I GIT FAR AWAY U SUMBUTCH!!!!
........................ Then the tron fades to black leaving everyone in shock and confused!!! Suddenly, the bell rang and Shi clubs Franco in the back with an axe handle.
Suddenly, Missy came out without any music but he/she was in a wheelchair for some reason being pushed by her Auntie, Mrs. Bubiblefark!!!
Missy:
I BLAME YOU ALL FOR RUINING THIS OPPORTUNITY FOR ME!!!! I WAS SO CLOSE THAT I COULD FEEL MY STARDOM SHINE BRIGHTER THAN ANYONE ELSE IN THAT RING BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THAT COWARD DEADBLOOD PUT HIS HANDS ON MY BREAST AND I GOT TAKEN TO THE HOSPITAL!!!! WELL..... AFTER I TOLD MY AUNTIE, SHE HAD A LONG COLD HARD BITCH TALK WITH ALEX-POO AND I CAN STILL BE IN THE MATCH BUT MY FIGHT WILL BE PERFORMED BY SOMEONE WHO WAS SUPPOSE TO REFEREE THIS MATCH BEFORE IT BECAME A FIASCO..... I INTRODUCE TO YOU............... STONED DRUNK STEVE ASSTUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
https://youtu.be/MOzjBO2dsmY Stoned Drunk wobbled on out clearly intoxicated for years. But that was not the actual problem, everyone was watching the monitor above- he wobbled out of a bar thinking that was the arena!!!!!
We then see Asstin barfing up on someone's shirt as they called an uber.... and Stone Drunk takes their ride instead by farting into the vechile... the man operating the car kindly asks Asstin to leave, and to close his beer tainted mouth, but Asstin farted leaving the man storming out of his own car gasping for air.... the next thing that happened is Asstin rolls over into the front seat and puts his foot on the pedal shouting something incoherant....
I GIT FAR AWAY U SUMBUTCH!!!!
........................ Then the tron fades to black leaving everyone in shock and confused!!! Suddenly, the bell rang and Shi clubs Franco in the back with an axe handle.
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Franco Rompere
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Re: MWE Emergence [07/16/2017]: Battle Royale
Franco stumbled forward from the blow to his back, only to spin around and chop Shi across the chest. The Devastator from Heaven started to raise his hands for another axe handle and received another chop. Shi instead dropped his hands and delivered a Bell clap, causing Franco to fall to the mat.
Believing Shi was the winner of the match already for some reason, Gunther strutted over and started a new concert just for Shi. Covering his ears to block out Gunther's awful voice and brain cell-killing lyrics, he kicked Gunther in the gut to silence him before whipping him at the ropes and delivering a clothesline when he rebounded.
With Shokuo giggling in delight at his master's dominance in the match so far, Shi glanced around, setting his eyes on Missy, still in her wheelchair. Missy and Amile's mouths dropped open and they both started pointing at him and yelling for security to remove Shi for harassing them. Somehow, a man merely looking in their direction was harassment. Astonished by the stupidity of such a claim, both security and the crowd tried to ignore them as they continued yelling.
When Shi turned back around, he found Franco back to his feet, chopping Shi's chest yet again before finally taking him down with a snapmare. Following it up with an elbow drop, Shi started to rise, as did Gunther. Adjusting his ding dong, Gunther broke into another concert, forcing Shi to cover his ears again, Franco doing so as well.
Glancing at each other and knowing something needed to be done, Shi and Franco moved towards Gunther. They tried to grab him for a double suplex, but Gunther thought they were there as fans, giving both men a kiss with his blistered lips. Horrified, Shi and Franco jumped backwards, spitting and swearing in Japanese and Italian.
Having had enough, they both charged Gunther and laid him out with a double clothesline. Lifting him back up, they then delivered the previously intended double suplex. With the concerts finally stopped for a moment, Shi and Franco immediately turned their attention back to each other, exchanging blows until Shi had Franco backed into a corner.
Taking a step back, Shi charged forward and smashed his elbow into Franco's face, causing him to slide down into a seated position. Raising his foot, Shi proceeded to choke Franco against the ropes with his boot. Releasing it before the referee counted to five, Shi dragged Franco back up by his hair. He tried to whip Franco out of the corner, but Franco managed to reverse, causing Shi to run in the direction of Gunther's body. Stumbling over Gunther's ding dong, Shi fell forward onto his face.
Believing Shi was the winner of the match already for some reason, Gunther strutted over and started a new concert just for Shi. Covering his ears to block out Gunther's awful voice and brain cell-killing lyrics, he kicked Gunther in the gut to silence him before whipping him at the ropes and delivering a clothesline when he rebounded.
With Shokuo giggling in delight at his master's dominance in the match so far, Shi glanced around, setting his eyes on Missy, still in her wheelchair. Missy and Amile's mouths dropped open and they both started pointing at him and yelling for security to remove Shi for harassing them. Somehow, a man merely looking in their direction was harassment. Astonished by the stupidity of such a claim, both security and the crowd tried to ignore them as they continued yelling.
When Shi turned back around, he found Franco back to his feet, chopping Shi's chest yet again before finally taking him down with a snapmare. Following it up with an elbow drop, Shi started to rise, as did Gunther. Adjusting his ding dong, Gunther broke into another concert, forcing Shi to cover his ears again, Franco doing so as well.
Glancing at each other and knowing something needed to be done, Shi and Franco moved towards Gunther. They tried to grab him for a double suplex, but Gunther thought they were there as fans, giving both men a kiss with his blistered lips. Horrified, Shi and Franco jumped backwards, spitting and swearing in Japanese and Italian.
Having had enough, they both charged Gunther and laid him out with a double clothesline. Lifting him back up, they then delivered the previously intended double suplex. With the concerts finally stopped for a moment, Shi and Franco immediately turned their attention back to each other, exchanging blows until Shi had Franco backed into a corner.
Taking a step back, Shi charged forward and smashed his elbow into Franco's face, causing him to slide down into a seated position. Raising his foot, Shi proceeded to choke Franco against the ropes with his boot. Releasing it before the referee counted to five, Shi dragged Franco back up by his hair. He tried to whip Franco out of the corner, but Franco managed to reverse, causing Shi to run in the direction of Gunther's body. Stumbling over Gunther's ding dong, Shi fell forward onto his face.
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