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Best New Suck

Howard Finkle "The next award is for the Best New Arrival... SUCK... and the winner is CONNER PRAVUS!!"

((ooc: Um. Officially taking this award for new arrival BACK. Well, of course, this prick was voted.... Viper clung to this dumbass skinny twink like tar after she didn't get the constant 24/7 attention from me on AIM. She defending this asshole for clearly attacking my political point of view for just electing to not vote for any presidential candidate at that time because I did not believe in either of them.... then he turns to mother Viper to suckle her hairy saggy tits for nourishment and protection... sends me an email demanding an apology (LOL) and when I refused to do that- he jumps on his alternative account, 'Khoi' and pretends its his brother to send me an email to reconsider banning Conner, but it was later confirmed it was Conner all along... he of course goes off to DWF to suck on Viper's tits- they all thought their shit didn't stink and sure enough they could not maintain the work and effort from me here- and he ended up ditching her shit. So fuck you- you have no award except for the best new SUCK. So congrats on your award- dumbass bitch.)))
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Hmm what to say? I like suckling on Viper's hairy tits and gain praises above everyone else here! *weg*

Conner steps up and bows as he does so taking his time in the spot light. Conner then took a deep breath and focused. <font color=red>"Well first off I just want to thank everyone who voted for me and those who voted for Gojinn...I'll deal with you all later but it's my time and I will say Gojinn was tough competition I didn't even expect to get this catagory honestly. I am however happy to except it and gloat in it's glory..."</font> Some one jumped up on stage and whispered something in his ear making him nod as if deep in thought. <font color=red>"I've just been informed that I RULE...Astin thanks for relaying that information and I know you wish you ruled as much as I do but you're only one man and can't do everything I can...like pleasure women. it's ok you might learn when you hit puberty. Anyways I'm out of here. Thanks again and if you need me I'll be ruling over with Elite."</font>
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