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Cerberus grins at his partner as she smashes Xstasy with her forearm.
Cerberus: It's good to see ya Vipe. We've got a fun team activity - we get to beat Xstasy all over this cage!
Taking Xstasy by the head, Cerberus spins him out into the centre of the cage with a big right hand punch. Viper takes a position on the other side of Xstasy, then smacks Xstasy back to Cerberus with a punch of her own! The Inferno fakes a right hand to Xstasy, jabs him in the stomach with his left and then unloads his right into Xstasy's jaw, knocking him back to Viper.
JR: They're playing ping-pong with Xstasy! He needs to get some help in there.
King: I wouldn't mind playing ping-pong with Viper. Look at that outfit!
JR: Oh God. And I still have about fifty minutes of this to go...
Cerberus and Viper are still knocking Xstasy back and forth between them, Cerberus finally halting the game with a hard knee to the gut of Xstasy. Signalling to Viper, Cerberus takes a couple of steps further away from her and grabs the arm of the challenger, sending him towards Viper with a whip...<font size=5>WHO THEN ALMOST BEHEADS XSTASY WITH A RESOUNDING SUPERKICK THAT IS HEARD AROUND THE ARENA!</font> Xstasy drops straight to the mat, his eyes half open and staring up at the ceiling, looking pretty vacant.
King: WOW! Did you see Viper's leg then? There was a really good angle on it from that superkick. Boy is she hot.
With Xstasy laid out in the centre of the octagon cage, Viper and Cerberus walk around him, deciding what to do next.
Viper: That cage looks quite painful.
Cerberus: Yes, yes it does. You're so good at this.
Viper: Pain is my speciality.
The combined power of Viper and Cerberus lift Xstasy to his feet easily, and the two of them hoist the Impact Champion up onto their shoulders, getting ready to throw him face first into the cage. They take a few steps towards the steel...
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You know what was great? Knight-Rider! I want a talking car...
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I'd rather have a talking friend.. instead of talking to this *points at blow up doll*
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...then begin to charge with him heading face first into the cage! Xstasy foresees this and flips upwards, he lands with one foot on Vipers shoulder and one foot on Cerbs shoulder and he uses their shoulders as a ledge to jump onto the top of the cage. In an amazing show of balance and poise Xstasy lands perfectly on the top of the cage and immediately jumps backwards, he spins in mid air and lands directly across the upper chests of Cerberus and Viper with a Diving Crossbody!! But they catch him across their chests and continue the charge to the cage.. driving him spine first into the side of the cage!!! Xstasy falls down to the mat holding his back, writhing in pain! Cerberus and Viper hit a high five and Cerb whispers something to Viper.. suddenly a sadistic smile begins to spread across their faces as they seem to have formulated a plan.
JR: This doesnt look good for Xstasy at all.. as if Cerberus wasnt enough he seems now to have the unwavering help of Viper!
King: This is like a handicap match!
Xstasy lies on his back towards the edge of the mat as Cerberus and Viper get closer to him, then Viper stands in front of Cerberus. Cerberus grabs her and lifts her high above his head into a Military Press! Cerberus then throws Viper down onto Xstasy from the amazing height above his head! Viper gets some serious hang time as she flies through the air looking for a body splash type move on Xstasy.. but she eats nothing but floor as Xstasy rolls out of the way!! Xstasy had the presence of mind to move out of the way!! Cerberus quickly darts over towards Xstasy to stop him from gaining any momentum and maybe mounting a fight back. Cerberus pulls Xstasy up to his feet and grabs him in a front face lock, he pulls Xstasy up into position for a Vertical Suplex and then holds him high in the air with an impressive show of strength. Cerberus parades around the ring with Xstasy in the air, seemingly with ease, the extra weight is causing him no trouble whatsoever! He then gives the thumbs down as if hes going to drop Xstasy but Xstasy struggles and slips free down Cerbs back! Xstasy turns and charges at Cerberus.. ONLY TO BE CAUGHT WITH A SPPINNING SHORT RANGE CLOTHESLINE!! CERBERUS ALMOST DECAPITATED XSTASY WITH THAT STIFF CLOTHESLINE!!
JR: Just as the crowd got excited about a possible Xstasy fight back, Cerberus goes and crushes all of their hopes.
King: And Im sure he takes great pleasure and pride in doing so too.
...then begin to charge with him heading face first into the cage! Xstasy foresees this and flips upwards, he lands with one foot on Vipers shoulder and one foot on Cerbs shoulder and he uses their shoulders as a ledge to jump onto the top of the cage. In an amazing show of balance and poise Xstasy lands perfectly on the top of the cage and immediately jumps backwards, he spins in mid air and lands directly across the upper chests of Cerberus and Viper with a Diving Crossbody!! But they catch him across their chests and continue the charge to the cage.. driving him spine first into the side of the cage!!! Xstasy falls down to the mat holding his back, writhing in pain! Cerberus and Viper hit a high five and Cerb whispers something to Viper.. suddenly a sadistic smile begins to spread across their faces as they seem to have formulated a plan.
JR: This doesnt look good for Xstasy at all.. as if Cerberus wasnt enough he seems now to have the unwavering help of Viper!
King: This is like a handicap match!
Xstasy lies on his back towards the edge of the mat as Cerberus and Viper get closer to him, then Viper stands in front of Cerberus. Cerberus grabs her and lifts her high above his head into a Military Press! Cerberus then throws Viper down onto Xstasy from the amazing height above his head! Viper gets some serious hang time as she flies through the air looking for a body splash type move on Xstasy.. but she eats nothing but floor as Xstasy rolls out of the way!! Xstasy had the presence of mind to move out of the way!! Cerberus quickly darts over towards Xstasy to stop him from gaining any momentum and maybe mounting a fight back. Cerberus pulls Xstasy up to his feet and grabs him in a front face lock, he pulls Xstasy up into position for a Vertical Suplex and then holds him high in the air with an impressive show of strength. Cerberus parades around the ring with Xstasy in the air, seemingly with ease, the extra weight is causing him no trouble whatsoever! He then gives the thumbs down as if hes going to drop Xstasy but Xstasy struggles and slips free down Cerbs back! Xstasy turns and charges at Cerberus.. ONLY TO BE CAUGHT WITH A SPPINNING SHORT RANGE CLOTHESLINE!! CERBERUS ALMOST DECAPITATED XSTASY WITH THAT STIFF CLOTHESLINE!!
JR: Just as the crowd got excited about a possible Xstasy fight back, Cerberus goes and crushes all of their hopes.
King: And Im sure he takes great pleasure and pride in doing so too.
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Hey that kinda looks like your last girlfriend...
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Xstasy writhes on the floor, clutching at his neck after that vicious clothesline from the Inferno. Viper kneels down and grabs him around the neck, locking in a tight sleeper hold and wrenching his neck from side to side to reduce his air supply! Xstasy struggles and gasps for air while Cerberus begins to work away with free stomps at the exposed midsection of the Impact Champion. With the assault from two people, Xstasy is already beginning to fade under the submission hold and the referee is powerless to stop it because of the no disqualification hold. The crowd boos their heavy disapproval for Cerberus when he mockingly taunts Xstasy, and then does John Cena's patented "You can't see me" taunt. The high-flyer shifts around on the mat, trying to get into a position where he can counter the move. Viper flat out refuses to let go of the hold until...<font size=4>XSTASY BRINGS HIS LEFT LEG UP AT AN IMPOSSIBLE ANGLE AND KICKS HER RIGHT IN THE FACE, MAKING HER RELEASE THE HOLD AND FALL BACK TO THE MAT!</font>
JR: WOW! How did Xstasy get his leg high enough to kick Viper in the face?
King: I heard he takes yoga. It's very beneficial for these high-flyers.
Cerberus charges towards Xstasy while he still sits on the floor, hoping to put him straight back down...but Xstasy rolls forward, between Cerberus' legs and then springs up to dropkick him in the back and knock him to the floor! The move does not particularly hurt the CWE Undisputed Champion but he is enraged at the fact that Xstasy is still being a nuisance to him in this match. Rising back up to his feet, he turns around to face Xstasy, only to find the challenger leaping up onto his shoulders...<font size=5>AND WITH AWESOME LEG STRENGTH, XSTASY THROWS CERBERUS SIDEWAYS INTO THE HARD STEEL WITH A MODIFIED HEADSCISSORS!</font> The Inferno is left dizzy and stunned after that move and he leans up against the side of the cage, trying to snap out of his stupor...<font size=4>BUT XSTASY COMES SPRINTING IN AND DRIVES HIS HEAD AND SPINE INTO THE CAGE WITH A POWERFUL RUNNING DROPKICK!</font>
JR: A burst of speed from Xstasy! Is this the turning point in this match?
Xstasy jumps back to his feet and spins around, arms aloft to fire up the crowd. His delight does not last for long as the boot of Viper slams into his stomach and she then grabs him by the head, beginning to run up the cage for her patented Snakebite...
Xstasy writhes on the floor, clutching at his neck after that vicious clothesline from the Inferno. Viper kneels down and grabs him around the neck, locking in a tight sleeper hold and wrenching his neck from side to side to reduce his air supply! Xstasy struggles and gasps for air while Cerberus begins to work away with free stomps at the exposed midsection of the Impact Champion. With the assault from two people, Xstasy is already beginning to fade under the submission hold and the referee is powerless to stop it because of the no disqualification hold. The crowd boos their heavy disapproval for Cerberus when he mockingly taunts Xstasy, and then does John Cena's patented "You can't see me" taunt. The high-flyer shifts around on the mat, trying to get into a position where he can counter the move. Viper flat out refuses to let go of the hold until...<font size=4>XSTASY BRINGS HIS LEFT LEG UP AT AN IMPOSSIBLE ANGLE AND KICKS HER RIGHT IN THE FACE, MAKING HER RELEASE THE HOLD AND FALL BACK TO THE MAT!</font>
JR: WOW! How did Xstasy get his leg high enough to kick Viper in the face?
King: I heard he takes yoga. It's very beneficial for these high-flyers.
Cerberus charges towards Xstasy while he still sits on the floor, hoping to put him straight back down...but Xstasy rolls forward, between Cerberus' legs and then springs up to dropkick him in the back and knock him to the floor! The move does not particularly hurt the CWE Undisputed Champion but he is enraged at the fact that Xstasy is still being a nuisance to him in this match. Rising back up to his feet, he turns around to face Xstasy, only to find the challenger leaping up onto his shoulders...<font size=5>AND WITH AWESOME LEG STRENGTH, XSTASY THROWS CERBERUS SIDEWAYS INTO THE HARD STEEL WITH A MODIFIED HEADSCISSORS!</font> The Inferno is left dizzy and stunned after that move and he leans up against the side of the cage, trying to snap out of his stupor...<font size=4>BUT XSTASY COMES SPRINTING IN AND DRIVES HIS HEAD AND SPINE INTO THE CAGE WITH A POWERFUL RUNNING DROPKICK!</font>
JR: A burst of speed from Xstasy! Is this the turning point in this match?
Xstasy jumps back to his feet and spins around, arms aloft to fire up the crowd. His delight does not last for long as the boot of Viper slams into his stomach and she then grabs him by the head, beginning to run up the cage for her patented Snakebite...
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