Ash Cinders VS Xstasy

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I never liked Nickleback anyway.. what were they doing there?

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Xstasy gets to his feet slower than a motherfucker as Ash stands behind him with the chair raised, ready to knock his lights out with it. Xstasy uses the ropes to his advantage to help him climb up to his feet but it’s still taking forever, far too long for the impatient Ash Cinders waiting behind him. Ash slams the chair on the floor again and shakes his head, ready for Xstasy to turn around so he can clobber him between the eyes with the chair. Xstasy finally manages to turn and Ash pulls the chair back behind his head, he takes a run up and swings the chair wildly at Xstasy... but Xstasy ducks! Xstasy turns and Ash tries to swing the chair at him again, only this time Xstasy jumps up and smashes the chair back into Ash’s face with a Spinning Heel kick to the chair!! Both men lie on the canvas with a chair between them as the ref looks down at both men to see if they’re ok.

JR: Xstasy must still be feeling the effects of that Ricochet on the chair and Ash just had a chair kicked into his face.

King: It doesn’t look to me like either man is going anywhere right now.

Seemingly as a protest to Kings claim Xstasy knips up in the style of his idol, HBK and walks over to the corner. He begins jumping up and down and slaps the turnbuckle and then his thigh, he then holds the top rope and slowly begins to stomp on the ground. The crowd start to back him as Ash gets up to one knee on the opposite side of the ring. With the crowd clapping along Xstasy’s stomps begin getting more frequent to the delight of the fans. Xstasy shakes his head and keeps on to stomping continually as Ash is finally up to his feet. Ash looks around and then turns as Xstasy explodes from the corner catching Ash with a devastating Sweet Chin Music to Ash’s jaw!!! Ash falls straight back down to the ground as Xstasy spins around, hooking Ash’s inside leg.

One............

Two............

Thr-NO!! Ash gets a shoulder up!! Xstasy cannot believe it!

JR: Oh my god!! I was sure Xstasy had it there!

King: Ash managed to get his shoulder up at the last second!

JR: Ash Cinders showed amazing guts to get his shoulder up there.. a lesser man would have stayed down.

Xstasy pulls his hair in frustration, questioning the referee on his count, only to be assured that the referee counted fairly. Xstasy punches the mat and then gets to his feet, he pulls Ash up with him as he drags Ash over to the corner of the ring. He hooks Ash’s head into position for a Suplex, he lifts Ash and then places him on the top turnbuckle. Xstasy bends down slightly and then explodes up, hitting Ash with a European Uppercut on the top rope. Xstasy climbs the turnbuckle and stands on the turnbuckle in front of a seated Ash Cinders. He puts his hands on Ash’s shoulders and then leaps up, looking for a Frankensteiner on Ash, he pulls back and begins to fall into the top rope Frankensteiner but Ash grabs a hold of Xstasy’s legs.. he steps over Xstasy’s arms and then LEAPS FROM THE TURNBUCKLE ONTO HIS KNEES, DROPPING XSTASY ON HIS HEAD FROM THE SECOND ROPE WITH THE ASH CRASH!! XSTASY SLUMPS INTO AN AWKWARD PILE AND ASH LIES FACE DOWN ON THE MAT, UNABLE TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THIS MOVE THAT WOULD SURELY END XSTASY.

JR: OH MY GOD!!! XSTASY DUMPED ON HIS HEAD FROM THE SECOND ROPE!!

King: XSTASY AND ASH ARE BOTH DOWN!! IF ASH COULD EVEN GET AN ARM ONTO XSTASY NOW THIS WOULD BE OVER!

Ash is still unable to make a cover and he lies face down on the canvas as Xstasy is just there in a heap, unmoving...
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Eh Feck Nickelback, GO AUDIOSLAVE! w00t!

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Both men lie out on the mat unmoving. Ash must have hit that move in sheer desperation, he can't capitalize off of it at all! Meanwhile Xstasy lies, with his legs over his head, totally folded over and practically paralyzed into his landing position. That was a sick move by Ash, he just drove all his body weight right onto Xstasy's neck, from off the turnbuckle! The crowd is still in shock from the brutality of that move, the Ash Crash. Both men still lie on the mat, Xstasy frozen in position with a possible fractured neck and Ash who is too drained of his energy to make a simple pin. Both men have done a tremendous deal of damage to one another, and it's fair to say that this match is still in the early stages!! Ash Cinders now slowly begins to show signs of life as he begins to stir. He slowly sits up and looks around, attempting to gather his barings. He then turns over to his stomach and grabs the bottom rope. Ash Cinders begins to crawl his way up the ropes and to his feet. Ash then leans over the turnbuckle and begins to breathe deeply, sucking in wind. Ash then turns his head and looks to Xstasy who is folded up like an accordian.

Ash stands jelly legged for a moment, holding the ropes with both hands for balance. He then begins to stumble over towards Xstasy. He looks at Xstasy frozen in position for a moment, and then kicks him in the side. Xstasy slowly topples over and now lies flat on the mat. Ash does not go for the cover though, he instead grabs Xstasy by the hair and lifts him to his feet. He then hits Xstasy hard in the face with a forearm and follows up with a punch to the forehead. Xstasy nearly topples over, he is completely out of it; there is no doubt that he must have a concussion! Ash hammers Xstasy once again with another punch to the forehead. Ash then lets go of Xstasy and runs back towards the ropes, he then runs towards Xstasy BUT XSTASY JUMPS RIGHT ONTO ASH'S SHOULDERS AND PLANTS HIM WITH A HURRICANRANA!!! XSTASY THEN HOOKS ONTO THE LEG OF ASH AND REMAINS ON HIS CHEST FOR THE COVER, 1............2.........ASH JUST KICKS OUT!!! How did Xstasy do that?!?! It must, MUST, have been out of sheer instinct!

Xstasy topples forward in disappoint, as he digs his head into the mat. Xstasy then slams his hand onto the mat, it seems he has regained conscienceness and is back in this match! Xstasy slowly crawls over towards the ropes and pulls himself up as Ash lies in the middle of the ring. Xstasy stands solidly on both of his two feet and lets go of the rope to test his balance. He then rubs his neck and slowly begins to walk towards Ash. He grabs Ash by the hair and lifts him to a knee, ONLY TO GET HIT IN THE GROIN WITH A LOW BLOW FROM ASH! Xstasy's face turns to shock and possibly horror as he drops down to both knees holding his groin. Ash now grabs the near by steel chair and gets up to his feet. Ash runs his right hand through his hair for a moment and then turns to look at Xstasy still on his knees in pain. Ash steps into the corner and waits once again for Xstasy to get up to his feet. This time Ash awaits in silence, stalking Xstasy from behind. Xstasy slowly, SLOWLY, begins to get up to one knee and eventually to both feet. He then holds his groin for a moment and turns around ONLY TO BE BLASTED BY A CHAIR SHOT FROM ASH CINDERS!!! WHAT A COLLISION BETWEEN STEEL AND HUMAN SKULL!!! Xstasy flies onto his back, knocked clean off his feet from the power if the chair shot! Ash quickly tosses the chair to the side and drops down into the cover on Xstasy! One..............Two..............
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FECK!! WHORSE!! GIRLS!! DRINK!!

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......THRE-NO!! Shoulder up! This is amazing! Xstasy got his shoulder off the mat only milliseconds before the 3 count!

JR: That was another close on King.

King: Steel against skull is never a good combination.

Xstasy rolls over onto his stomach to avoid being pinned again as Ash sits in sheer disbelief, he looks at the referee and puts up 3 fingers on his hand. The referee shakes his head and replies by putting up 2 of his fingers, Ash punches himself on the chest and gets back up to his feet. He grabs Xstasy by the hair and pulls him up to his feet, he elbows Xstasy on the top of the head and whops Xstasy to the ropes, Xstasy reverses the whip and spins around, sending Ash to the ropes instead. Ash bounces from the ropes and Xstasy attempts a clothesline, Cinders ducks under the clothesline and runs to the opposite ropes, he uses the extra momentum and charges at Xstasy, taking him down with a Spear!! Cinders gets to his feet and grabs a hold of the chair he used earlier, he places it over Xstasy’s face and walks towards the corner, he climbs the turnbuckle, once again with the ‘Feelin Froggy’ taunt (:\).

JR: It looks to me like Ash is looking for his Steel Phoenix move here King.

King: Yes, if he lands this I’m not sure Xstasy would have the ability to kick out like he has done so far..

Ash gets up onto the top turnbuckle and then leaps off of it, he flies through the air with a Frog Splash aiming at the head and upper chest area of Xstasy where the chair is placed. Cinders extends his arms and then lands.. on nothing but the chair as Xstasy rolls out of the way and places the chair where he was!! Ash slams his chest against the chair on the canvas! Xstasy pulls on the bottom rope to attempt to get to his feet and Ash just rolls about the mat clutching his chest region. Xstasy decides not to get to his feet in the ring, instead using the bottom rope to pull himself out of the ring. He stands up on the outside of the ring, leaning against the apron for a second. He wipes the blood from his face and brushes his bloodstained hair back away from his eyes. He then drops down to one knee and begins searching under the apron for something.. after a few seconds of searching a smile appears on his face and he begins to pull something out... a ladder!

JR: This is most definitely Xstasy’s weapon of choice.

King: And he’s quite proficient in making good use of it too!

Xstasy throws the ladder onto the ground and pulls out a second ladder to the delight of the screaming fans! He slides on ladder into the ring and then begins setting up the other ladder in the very corner of the Hell In A Cell structure. He leaves it standing there before walking back towards the ring, he reaches under the bottom rope to grab the ladder but he doesn’t notice that Ash is up his feet! Ash baseball slides the ladder and it crashes into Xstasy’s chest, sending him flying back into the steel cell!! Xstasy’s head whiplashes into the cell and he slumps back down to the ground...
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