
Darkspade had quite enough of this... that was when Cadmus realizes a plan....
Cadmus: "Look... we're unable to do anything here. We must find the Undisputed Mortal Wrestling Championship belt..."
"But I thought it was lost in time...."
Cadmus: "True... but there IS an artifact that can locate the belt... Lord Mortismere's scepter.... The scepter was designed by Aeean Hades to not only find any key, but it will send the holder to whichever time period is best to acquiring it."
"But.. that was destroyed by me and Charon...."
Cadmus: "Right. It was. IN YOUR past... but in my reality Lord Mortismere's scepter was only damaged, Mortismere was not sent with you and Charon into the Gate of Balance after a failed arch-light.... the scepter was rebuilt and he used it to tempt Angel of Death into becoming his Empress. [Spade looks confused as normal]... we already changed the timeline you knew. I am actually astral projecting into this reality from the future, and, I am immune to The Employer's influences, so."

"The... The Employer?"

Camdus: "Right. Listen. As the Guardian of Balance you can transverse through time, but with my help, you will be unzipped back into "DARKSPADE"... the body.... and you might have a new dialogue tag abbreviation for your name...., I will send your body through the astral plane, and your unholy powers, like a magnet, will propel you to the right time where you can find the scepter. USE the scepter... it will act like a beacon and take you to the belt in that time... your other pieces will remain here as anchors and means to ward off this transvestite dooder.
... Darkspade sighs....
I know we must have defeated Red Spyder, because, well, I exist right now to speak to you, but to ensure that we don't cause a time paradox- you have to do this! Find the scepter... use it to locate the belt... and listen, destroy the scepter in order to return back here AND with the belt..... if you wait too long, who knows what may happen, the reality in which you go to might change. So, got it? GOT IT?!"
Spade was perplexed and that was when Red Spyder hurled a boulder at them by just kicking it with his high-heel shoes!!!!

"ACK!!!! OKAY OKAY.... SEND ME..... QUICKLY!"
And with that..... Cadmus swiftly placed the palm of his right hand on top of Spade's head-- they both closed their eyes-- Cadmus then shoved Spade backwards--- his soul and spirit separated from his body and appeared!, and as such, DARKSPADE remained.... Cadmus releases his palm and propelled DARKSPADE through an astral rift-- letting fate to decide where he ends up.
At that moment- the large boulder impacted the earth where once Spade was at... but the impact sent Cadmus soaring into the air and tumbled to the ground....
.... Spade's soul... and The Unholy Knight of Darkness.... his spirit suddenly stand in-between Camdus and "Red" Spyder from CreatureVania....

The next scene was somewhere very dark, very dreary, and very dusty. A monstrous rift cuts through the fabric of space-time, and out emerges Darkspade... he falls from the rift... hits his head against a statue of sorts, and rolls on the ground in agony!!!
**Gets up slowly, brushes off the dust**
DS: Err. Urgh. W. wha.. what just happened, and, why is my dialogue tag blue? **looks down** and why can I see my junk... OMG I AM NAKED! THE TIME TRAVEL STRIPPED OFF MY CLOTHES!
???: OVER HERE!!! WE HEARD IT OVER HERE!!!! COME ON!!!

Darkspade was dazed, but he understood he'd better find somewhere fast to hide- and so- he looks around in a frenzy and sees a wardrobe- no time to be picky- he opens it and hides in the back of the mink coats and closes the door... he could remained as quiet as a mouse but peaked through the small slits in the door of the wardrobe to vaguely depict what appeared to be hooded guards holding torches entering the room he is in.... "CRAP. This is NOT GOOD..."