CWE Drunk Title: Booger T VS The Cat VS Nacho Man

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Booger T watches Stoned drunk, then double clotheslines Nacho and The Cat. Booger T pulls up Nach by his hair and begins to knife hand chop him. The Cat gets up and Booger T throws Nacho on top of him.. Booger T delivers a leg drop to both men while they lay on top of each other. Booger T then picks his nose and begins to shake his hand and head like he was catching an epileptic fit as snot flies all over the place.

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Suddenly The Lights go out!



Jr: Whats going on here we're trying to call a match!...



King: Yeah its already hard enough with everyone in there being drunk of their ass or mentally deficient...



Then...The lights begin to flicker when a menacing laugh Eccos throughout the arena What Vaguely sounds like Circus Music begins to play on the P.A.




Jr:Oh No...Not them!



King:IT IS!!...THE Insane Clown Pussies!!







Non-Violent J and Shaggy 2 doped up make their way onto the stage...


Jr: The ICP Have arrived in the CWE!!



They spray the fans with their trademark Fago Soda as they make their way down to ring side....




Jr: Oh no!...they're coming this way!!



Sure enough They sit down next to good ol Jr and the king at the announce table...Having surprisingly changed clothes in the short moments between the stage and the announce table..






J: Yo Sup!The Jaggoffalos have taken over the CWE!


Jr: No you haven't..You just sat down at the annouce table..


J: Shut up....



He sprays jr with the Fago soda....Knocking him out



King: What the hell was that?



S2D: Wha?..Rizzle dizzle bizzle dude...



J: What my partner was trying to say is the fago shower instantly makes the recipient stoned....as we use the original Coke formula...Intensified....that is how we accumilate so many Jaggoffalos....we hook them on the coke...


S2D:Yeah yo....Word...DETROIT!DETROIT!!WHATWHAT!!DETROIT!!


J: Like anyone would listen to our music otherwise..


King: Oh I see...


J: An now We B takin over the announce booth....So i'm gonna whack you with this baseball bat...



King: That doesn't really sound non-Violent...



J:Hey Dumbass...were Insane! Our individual names dont have to make sense!


S2D:Yeah fo rizzle



King is then brutally beaten By Non-Violent J with the bat....Blood squirting onto the camera as Shaggy focuses on calling the match


Shaggy: Booger!...Hahaha...man...this is the best coke ever..Whered we git it again J?



J: What?..



S2D: Huh?



J Goes back to work on King



S2D: He hits Nacho Nacho man...I want to be a nacho m...huh?..Ohhhh Yeaaaah...I want a slim jim J....I seriously got the munchies..

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