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Wolf stared down int he ring at this God and hs 12 desciples. Somethng was not quite right here. God din;t just go around hangin people from crosses,helll the church itself had forbidden that style of execution.nor did he split apart innocent beings....
"You know,God,maybe you could tell me just what crimes I have supposedly commited?Maybe I could explain them, surely a condemned man has the right to speak in his own defense,especially if you are a just and righteous god as you claim?"
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*The Lord....*
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*Waves his hand as Wolf goes into a trance.*
[color=999999]Answer's to thy question's thy seek. Then answer's thy shalt get.[/color]
*The cross turns to face the creaturetron as image's begin*
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Pulling up outside a local church,Wolf entered the building,prepared to strike God on his own turf*
opening the door " Aight Slappy ya thought the lightning bolt to the ass was cute didn't ya. Well dammit son here I am,lets get this thing on"
Hearing a commotion in the chapel the minister enters
" I'm sorry my son,the church is closedfor the evening, but if you'd like to stop by Sunday, our services start at..."
Wolf cuts the man off
" Not now gramps, me and your god have some unfinished buisness, so why not go back to your..well old guy stuff. Me and the big guy will be allright. looks up Thats if he's not to chicken shit.Ooo I know how bout this.......Your momma was a unformed pile of space dust. And your great grandma was a monkey...How's that for evolution?"
*Wolf hopped up on the alter,and cracked open the sacramental wine bottle*
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[color=999999]Does that ring a bell my child? Perhaps this.[/color]
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" You know if I dind;t know any better, I would say your God is scared...I mean why else send his bitch to do his work? See this just won;t do..I want the man himself. He can sit there and shoot lightning and whisper in my ear all hours of the night. But when he's called out he runs....Yup God fears me. So just one question left to ask...When can I have my throne?"
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King: Wow JR, if I were God, I would string Wolf up too.
JR: And Wolf has enough gaul to ask God why he's being punished. Please spare me.
[color=999999]Or perhaps this.[/color]
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
Wolf steps out on the runway,taking in the cheers of the fans,showing off his brand new " God Fears Wolf t-shirt to the camera
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[color=999999]And this, this is one of my favorites.[/color]
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" Well now here we are once again. I have seen it is my duty to steer you all down the path of rightiousness since my ...accuser...still feels he can corrupt you with the words of his one..FALSE god. I bring to you know the ten true laws of the one tru God"
"Number ONe...Thou shalt not have any other gods than me ....thou shall get on your knees and..worship me ...Oh and while yall are down there....NM this is live I keep forgetting save that for the "special" baptism
Number two....No badmouthing me, your one true savior for I am only hear to help so you better fricken listen up
Number 3...You Shall remember My birthday and " service" me in anyway I so desire on that day..BTW my birthday will henceforth be everyday
Number 4....Kids...don;tlisten to your parents...just ask me and I will steer you right, or follow me by example
Number 5...It is only right to kill if the fricken bastard has done somethin to royally piss you off
Number 6...Women....You shall only commint adultrey with me, for after me you shall want no other.
Number 7... You shall only steal if it is to your enefit
Number 8...You shall only bear false witness against your neigbor if it is to your advantage to do so. Otherwise the poor bastard is on his own.
Number 9...You Shall only desire your neighbors goods if they are better then yours. If they are.....see rule 7.
Number 10... It is alright to lust after your neighbors wife ,girlfriend, ect...and if you think you can make her hollar more...go for it...
Those are the rules of your one tru God..Me...follow themand I assure you you will be led to the promised land. Now if you will excuse me, I have to see to the " reforming" of these beauties of nature"
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[color=999999]Does that answer your questionoeua.......[/color]
*The Lord's face structure changes for a split second as a certin individual's facial sturcture was seen.*
King: Holy Crap JR? What's wrong with God?
JR: I don't know, but did you see that?
King: I think I did.
[color=999999]Perhaps more is need my Child.[/color]
*God levitates into the air as he face's Wolf.*
[color=999999]Does it look like I fear you Wolf. Perhaps you will learn to fear me as it should be. Let's take a trip, a trip to the past.[/color]
*God raise's his hand and place's it on the left side of his head. He extends his fingure as a Claw extends and inject's into Wolf's temple.*
Wolf starts twitching as limited as he is
King: Um, JR? I don't ever remeber God having a claw for a fingure.
JR: You are defenatly right on that part. Something's not right here.
*A flash of white light hits Wolf hard with a sharp pain as all of sudden......*
Rage: Wolf! Give me some cookies!
*Wolf start's blinking and shacking his head.*
Wolf: Um, what?
Rage: Give me some cookies or I'm gonna tell Mom and Dad. And this time I'll make sure you get in trouble and not me.
Wolf: Cookies? What cookies?
Rage: The ones you just stole out of the cookie jar mother said not to.
Wolf: Well lets get out of here first. Is the coast clear?
Rage: Yeah it's clear. Let's go.
*Wolf and his little brother Rage dash out of the House and ran to the cave in the Forest.*
Rage: Man this is great. Hey check this out. I snagged it from Dad's room.
Wolf: What is it?
Rage: It's one of his girly magazine's.
Wolf: Sweet. Here.
*he hands him some cookies, both youngin's sit and eat cookies and flip threw the magazine*
But with a flash of bright light
FLASHHHHHHH
Wolf begins rubing his eyes
Wolf: What the hell was that?
The Count: What the hell was what?
Wolf: That bright.....HOLY SH*T! Your alive!
The Count looks at Wolf oddly
The Count: Of course I am. Why wouldn't I be?
Just then Seer enters
Seer: Why wouldn't you be what?
The Count: Alive. Wolf is acting strange.
Seer: Oh is he. Hey can I ask you something?
*The Count turns.*
The Count: Sure.
Seer: How does it feel?
The Count: How does what feel?
*And with that asked, Wolf sneaks up behind and begins stabbing The Count over and over again. Stabbing him, again, and again, and again, and again. Until he looks down at the blood dripping from his blade*
*A flash of white light hits Wolf again. He rubs his eyes in a daze*
Posion: Wolfy. Wolfy....What's that matter with my Wolfy?
Wolf: Posion? What the Hell is going on?
Posion: What are you talking about? Are you okey?
Wolf: No, not actually.
Shadow: Yeah Wolfy, what's the matter? Does the Shadow have your soul???? Mwhahahahahaahhha
*Wolf screams outloud as he opens his eyes to see GOD hovering before him. In what felt like hours, days, weeks to Wolf, no time has passed in the arena*
Wolf: What the hell is going on? Okey, so I may have committed a "Few" crimes. But that is no reason to crusify me.
[color=999999]You have forsaken the Name of the Lord. You have committed a Sin. A sin that [/color]CAN NOT BE FORGIVEN. [color=999999]I mean, a Sin that needs repentence. Repent my Child. Ask the Lord to Forgive you for you sins. And perhaps I may see to it that I forgive thee.[/color]
*The Lord levitate's away from Wolf*
King: Hey JR, did you notice how God's voice changed for a split second?
JR: Yes, I did.
King: What do you think is going on? Is this real?
JR: I know what we are seeing is real. Or is it?
*Waves his hand as Wolf goes into a trance.*
[color=999999]Answer's to thy question's thy seek. Then answer's thy shalt get.[/color]
*The cross turns to face the creaturetron as image's begin*
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
Pulling up outside a local church,Wolf entered the building,prepared to strike God on his own turf*
opening the door " Aight Slappy ya thought the lightning bolt to the ass was cute didn't ya. Well dammit son here I am,lets get this thing on"
Hearing a commotion in the chapel the minister enters
" I'm sorry my son,the church is closedfor the evening, but if you'd like to stop by Sunday, our services start at..."
Wolf cuts the man off
" Not now gramps, me and your god have some unfinished buisness, so why not go back to your..well old guy stuff. Me and the big guy will be allright. looks up Thats if he's not to chicken shit.Ooo I know how bout this.......Your momma was a unformed pile of space dust. And your great grandma was a monkey...How's that for evolution?"
*Wolf hopped up on the alter,and cracked open the sacramental wine bottle*
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
[color=999999]Does that ring a bell my child? Perhaps this.[/color]
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
" You know if I dind;t know any better, I would say your God is scared...I mean why else send his bitch to do his work? See this just won;t do..I want the man himself. He can sit there and shoot lightning and whisper in my ear all hours of the night. But when he's called out he runs....Yup God fears me. So just one question left to ask...When can I have my throne?"
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
King: Wow JR, if I were God, I would string Wolf up too.
JR: And Wolf has enough gaul to ask God why he's being punished. Please spare me.
[color=999999]Or perhaps this.[/color]
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
Wolf steps out on the runway,taking in the cheers of the fans,showing off his brand new " God Fears Wolf t-shirt to the camera
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
[color=999999]And this, this is one of my favorites.[/color]
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
" Well now here we are once again. I have seen it is my duty to steer you all down the path of rightiousness since my ...accuser...still feels he can corrupt you with the words of his one..FALSE god. I bring to you know the ten true laws of the one tru God"
"Number ONe...Thou shalt not have any other gods than me ....thou shall get on your knees and..worship me ...Oh and while yall are down there....NM this is live I keep forgetting save that for the "special" baptism
Number two....No badmouthing me, your one true savior for I am only hear to help so you better fricken listen up
Number 3...You Shall remember My birthday and " service" me in anyway I so desire on that day..BTW my birthday will henceforth be everyday
Number 4....Kids...don;tlisten to your parents...just ask me and I will steer you right, or follow me by example
Number 5...It is only right to kill if the fricken bastard has done somethin to royally piss you off
Number 6...Women....You shall only commint adultrey with me, for after me you shall want no other.
Number 7... You shall only steal if it is to your enefit
Number 8...You shall only bear false witness against your neigbor if it is to your advantage to do so. Otherwise the poor bastard is on his own.
Number 9...You Shall only desire your neighbors goods if they are better then yours. If they are.....see rule 7.
Number 10... It is alright to lust after your neighbors wife ,girlfriend, ect...and if you think you can make her hollar more...go for it...
Those are the rules of your one tru God..Me...follow themand I assure you you will be led to the promised land. Now if you will excuse me, I have to see to the " reforming" of these beauties of nature"
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
[color=999999]Does that answer your questionoeua.......[/color]
*The Lord's face structure changes for a split second as a certin individual's facial sturcture was seen.*
King: Holy Crap JR? What's wrong with God?
JR: I don't know, but did you see that?
King: I think I did.
[color=999999]Perhaps more is need my Child.[/color]
*God levitates into the air as he face's Wolf.*
[color=999999]Does it look like I fear you Wolf. Perhaps you will learn to fear me as it should be. Let's take a trip, a trip to the past.[/color]
*God raise's his hand and place's it on the left side of his head. He extends his fingure as a Claw extends and inject's into Wolf's temple.*
Wolf starts twitching as limited as he is
King: Um, JR? I don't ever remeber God having a claw for a fingure.
JR: You are defenatly right on that part. Something's not right here.
*A flash of white light hits Wolf hard with a sharp pain as all of sudden......*
Rage: Wolf! Give me some cookies!
*Wolf start's blinking and shacking his head.*
Wolf: Um, what?
Rage: Give me some cookies or I'm gonna tell Mom and Dad. And this time I'll make sure you get in trouble and not me.
Wolf: Cookies? What cookies?
Rage: The ones you just stole out of the cookie jar mother said not to.
Wolf: Well lets get out of here first. Is the coast clear?
Rage: Yeah it's clear. Let's go.
*Wolf and his little brother Rage dash out of the House and ran to the cave in the Forest.*
Rage: Man this is great. Hey check this out. I snagged it from Dad's room.
Wolf: What is it?
Rage: It's one of his girly magazine's.
Wolf: Sweet. Here.
*he hands him some cookies, both youngin's sit and eat cookies and flip threw the magazine*
But with a flash of bright light
FLASHHHHHHH
Wolf begins rubing his eyes
Wolf: What the hell was that?
The Count: What the hell was what?
Wolf: That bright.....HOLY SH*T! Your alive!
The Count looks at Wolf oddly
The Count: Of course I am. Why wouldn't I be?
Just then Seer enters
Seer: Why wouldn't you be what?
The Count: Alive. Wolf is acting strange.
Seer: Oh is he. Hey can I ask you something?
*The Count turns.*
The Count: Sure.
Seer: How does it feel?
The Count: How does what feel?
*And with that asked, Wolf sneaks up behind and begins stabbing The Count over and over again. Stabbing him, again, and again, and again, and again. Until he looks down at the blood dripping from his blade*
*A flash of white light hits Wolf again. He rubs his eyes in a daze*
Posion: Wolfy. Wolfy....What's that matter with my Wolfy?
Wolf: Posion? What the Hell is going on?
Posion: What are you talking about? Are you okey?
Wolf: No, not actually.
Shadow: Yeah Wolfy, what's the matter? Does the Shadow have your soul???? Mwhahahahahaahhha
*Wolf screams outloud as he opens his eyes to see GOD hovering before him. In what felt like hours, days, weeks to Wolf, no time has passed in the arena*
Wolf: What the hell is going on? Okey, so I may have committed a "Few" crimes. But that is no reason to crusify me.
[color=999999]You have forsaken the Name of the Lord. You have committed a Sin. A sin that [/color]CAN NOT BE FORGIVEN. [color=999999]I mean, a Sin that needs repentence. Repent my Child. Ask the Lord to Forgive you for you sins. And perhaps I may see to it that I forgive thee.[/color]
*The Lord levitate's away from Wolf*
King: Hey JR, did you notice how God's voice changed for a split second?
JR: Yes, I did.
King: What do you think is going on? Is this real?
JR: I know what we are seeing is real. Or is it?
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Wolf raised his head looking at God and odd smile forming
JR King I think Wolf has finally lost it
King Well who wouldn't ,he got God doing an episode of wolf this is Your Life
Wolf continues to grin watching the displeasure and fury brewing in God's eyes
You know...there was a time where all this would have mattered to me. BUT this is not that time. Yes,I have commited crimes Yes I have done many bad things. You can sit there and talk about being foresaken all you want. But it was YOU that forsoke ME.
King Oh hell, Wolf will never learn will he
JR King I don;t think he will be happy till he sees the hellfire and brimstone with his own eyes
Let me ask where were you..since you like diving into the past...when I was kidnapped and tormented by the memebers of Bloodsyn? Thats really where it all began....You turned your back on one of your own children and let them become the creature that defys you now. Like it or not God...You made me in every sense of the word so all I can tell you is to put that in your heavenly pipe and smoke it
Wolf raised his head looking at God and odd smile forming
JR King I think Wolf has finally lost it
King Well who wouldn't ,he got God doing an episode of wolf this is Your Life
Wolf continues to grin watching the displeasure and fury brewing in God's eyes
You know...there was a time where all this would have mattered to me. BUT this is not that time. Yes,I have commited crimes Yes I have done many bad things. You can sit there and talk about being foresaken all you want. But it was YOU that forsoke ME.
King Oh hell, Wolf will never learn will he
JR King I don;t think he will be happy till he sees the hellfire and brimstone with his own eyes
Let me ask where were you..since you like diving into the past...when I was kidnapped and tormented by the memebers of Bloodsyn? Thats really where it all began....You turned your back on one of your own children and let them become the creature that defys you now. Like it or not God...You made me in every sense of the word so all I can tell you is to put that in your heavenly pipe and smoke it
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