Brandon rolled blearily out of bed, grabbed his cane and clonked the annoying little dwarf over the head. Brandon decided that he wasn't going to bother getting dressed and tottered out of the bedroom in his pristine, white undercrackers, carrying his trusty cane. He glanced at Eagle who was doing some sort of pseudo super hero rolling about in his dodgy looking underwear and then pretended not to notice that Daneel appeared to be plugged into the mains electricity. He felt it might be rude to mention it this early in the morning.
He swaggered nochalantly into the living area and bowed dramatically to Arcane.
"'Urry yup me old mucker, I need to get to the bathroom to do me barnet!"
Arcane merely raised an eyebrow and backed off a little and awaited the arrival of the other two.
B4Pro Episode 1: Introduction to B4Pro Xeality Show
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Brand-X
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The Eagle
Re: The Introduction to CWmwe Xeality Show
THIS IS INJUSTICE! I DEMAND 12 FULL HOURS OF SLEEP! THIS MADNESS WILL NOT BE STOOD FOR!
Freeing himself of the blankets he'd tangled himself in, The Eagle dragged himself into the other room, and pointed a finger at Arcane, his makeup still on his face, rather smudged and smeared. Wearing only his boxers and socks, he glared at Alexander, and aimed to make a point!
YOU SHALL PAY VILLAIN!
The Eagle rushed forward, but didn't realize he was standing on a throw rug, which was on a slick wooden floor. The carpet simply worked like a treadmill under his feet, until he tripped up on it, and fell face first down, through the coffee table. He let out a moan, and flipped to his back, and lay motionless now, waiting for Daneel.
Freeing himself of the blankets he'd tangled himself in, The Eagle dragged himself into the other room, and pointed a finger at Arcane, his makeup still on his face, rather smudged and smeared. Wearing only his boxers and socks, he glared at Alexander, and aimed to make a point!
YOU SHALL PAY VILLAIN!
The Eagle rushed forward, but didn't realize he was standing on a throw rug, which was on a slick wooden floor. The carpet simply worked like a treadmill under his feet, until he tripped up on it, and fell face first down, through the coffee table. He let out a moan, and flipped to his back, and lay motionless now, waiting for Daneel.
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Daneel Olivaw
Re: The Introduction to CWmwe Xeality Show
……initiating boot sequence….
…Daneel Olivaw is now online…
Click to hear sound of Daneel waking up
Lod/h “wake up Daneel, you are the last one to get up!!”
Even before Daneel had opened his eyes he had “seen” loads of messages like this inside his head. It could get a bit annoying at times, especially when he was in the middle of such a lovely dream. Unfortunately his chatroom was up and running 24/7 and he had no easy way of stopping the constant chattering in his head that resulted from this.
Daneel opened his eyes and sat up. He reached over and unplugged the cable that snaked out from him to the wall socket. He coiled the cable up and stowed it inside a special compartment in his body. Stretching slightly he walked over to the door leading to the kitchen.
“Did somebody call?” he asked innocently, looking around at the chaos that now unfolded before him. To his right he could see a strange figure extracting himself from the remains of what looked like a coffee table. Quite why he had full face make up on yet was still in just his underwear was beyond Daneel at the moment. On his left there was a dwarf jumping up and down blowing on a huge trumpet like his life depended on it. “for heaven’s sake put a cork in it!!” the dwarf looked indignantly at Daneel and slouched off to find a chair small enough to sit on.
Finding that the bathroom door was locked, Daneel strolled over to the kettle to make himself a good strong cup of coffee, just the thing to get his organic circuits up and running for the day ahead.
“So, Mr Arcane is it? Would you mind telling us all what the hell this is all about?”
Daneel tried to sound clueless but his chatroom was already feeding him the info he didn’t really want to hear.
He decided to sit down on the settee and wait for the rest of the room to calm down.
…Daneel Olivaw is now online…
Click to hear sound of Daneel waking up
Lod/h “wake up Daneel, you are the last one to get up!!”
Even before Daneel had opened his eyes he had “seen” loads of messages like this inside his head. It could get a bit annoying at times, especially when he was in the middle of such a lovely dream. Unfortunately his chatroom was up and running 24/7 and he had no easy way of stopping the constant chattering in his head that resulted from this.
Daneel opened his eyes and sat up. He reached over and unplugged the cable that snaked out from him to the wall socket. He coiled the cable up and stowed it inside a special compartment in his body. Stretching slightly he walked over to the door leading to the kitchen.
“Did somebody call?” he asked innocently, looking around at the chaos that now unfolded before him. To his right he could see a strange figure extracting himself from the remains of what looked like a coffee table. Quite why he had full face make up on yet was still in just his underwear was beyond Daneel at the moment. On his left there was a dwarf jumping up and down blowing on a huge trumpet like his life depended on it. “for heaven’s sake put a cork in it!!” the dwarf looked indignantly at Daneel and slouched off to find a chair small enough to sit on.
Finding that the bathroom door was locked, Daneel strolled over to the kettle to make himself a good strong cup of coffee, just the thing to get his organic circuits up and running for the day ahead.
“So, Mr Arcane is it? Would you mind telling us all what the hell this is all about?”
Daneel tried to sound clueless but his chatroom was already feeding him the info he didn’t really want to hear.
He decided to sit down on the settee and wait for the rest of the room to calm down.
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