INTRODUCING..........THE NEW CW CHAIRMAN....

[Gunther]

HE'S HAWT!!! HE'S SEXYA.... HE'S YOUR WILDEST DREAM COME TO LIFE!!! HE'S GUNTHER.................... THE NEW CW CHAIRMAN!

[Gunther]

::Gunther eases out from the CW Platinum TV show stage sporting a brand new T-shirt that has the CW Logo spanked right on it with a big bolded firm letters saying..... "CW Chairman".... the fans are screaming in anticipation! The sunshine gurls comes struting out from all sides.... lead by the head sunshine gurl, Shaniqua!!!


Gunther just puckers his bold lips and then walks down the aisle while singing the "Ding dong song".... Gunther finally reaches the ring where his sweethearts literately pick up their leader and place him on the apron!!! Suddenly, Gunther THROWS his arms out and receives a standing ovation. Gunther enters the ring with his gurls and then they do the ding dong dance!!! Bopping their heads back and forth!!! Then a disco ball shaped as the CW logo comes down and shines the entire arena with it's glittering light.... Gunther then puckers his lips as The King, Jerry Lawler comes into the ring with a big ass smile on his kisser (while taking a gander at the sunshine gurls)




King: Well I bet everybody is wondering what this is all about! So letme explain, Gunther being the ONLY man campaigning for CW Chairman, recieved his seat right after CM7 from the CW Board of Directors! they had NO CHOICE but to bring Gunther in! HAHAHA! I LOVE IT! and as you can see, Gunther went right to work [all the while as King is yapping, Gunther is standing in the ring puckering his lips and looking too cool to talk... he just stares at his sunshine gurl's breasts and licks his lips] and reshaped our program! This is the NEW CW babie!!!! Well well... lets all hear finally from the NEW CW Chairman himself!!! GUNTHER!!!




::Gunther licks his lips for a well rehearsed speach.....



















Gunther: ............................. Oh, you touched my tra la la!!! MY DING DING DING-A-LING DONG!



[suddenly, the ding dong song plays!!!]



((OOC: this post is open. your free to visit your new CW chairman ~.^))

[Moebius Death]

Shortly after defeating the queen bitch in the virtual world, Augustus had decided to change his name back to Moebius. Now he was staring at the TV on the wall of the dressing room where Mr Gray was making last minute checks. Moebius had asked what he was checking for, Mr Gray was convinced everyone was after Moebius, so he left Gray to it. Moebius stared incredulously at the TV and pointed at it in a way that suggested he might get infected if he touched it.

"What the hell?! He is the worst kind of Eurotrash! Why make him Chairman? Its gross!"

He stood up and was momentarily distracted by Gray picking up the kettle and checking inside it.

"GRAY! WILL YOU PLEASE STOP! There is no bomb in the kettle for heaven's sake!"

Moebius towered over Gray. Gray glared at him.

"Its my job to protect you."

Moebius rolled his eyes.

"I'm 8 and a half feet tall. I really doubt whether a bomb could even damage my demonic hide to be fair."

Gray edged closer to him.

"Yes but you don't look like your classic garden variety demon."

Moebius sighed.

"Yeah and Mortismere and Kizmat do right?!"

Gray stared at him and then walked to the door.

"I take it you want to go and intimidate some people now?"

Moebius rubbed his head in frustration.

"Not really. I just wanted to go and see for myself."

The two walked out into the backstage area.

Gunther spun round as he heard music he was unfamiliar with, Moebius and Gray stood highlighted at the top of the ramp. He watched as the two walked down towards him. Gray walked slightly ahead, shoving all the sunshine girls to one side so that Moebius could walk unhindered, however, he struggled to move Shaniqua. The two ducked into the ring and Moebius glared down at Gunther. Gunther puckered his lips and rubbed himself. Moebius was nearly physically sick. Gray darted round Moebius and snatched the microphone from Gunther, he handed it to Moebius.

"I wish I could say it was a pleasure but to be fair, its more like walking into a cheap porn flick with bad accents, well so I'm told."

Moebius flicked his own long tongue out and rolled it suggestively, the sunshine girls now seemed more interested in Moebius than Gunther.

"And had I not been busy doing other things.....I would certainly have campaigned to be the Chairman. I have a little idea though. Why not make the Chairmanship something to win? I mean, don't you think it would be fun Gunther? Little me versus you and your Chairmanship. Winner becomes the new CW Chairman. I mean why not? Its not like you're ever likely to make one single decision and part of me is drawn to you. Well, the part that likes to run down French mimes in a tank anyways...."

Moebius stared at Gunther and then handed the mike back to him.