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Name: Goldyke
Height: 5' 9"
Width: Ohhhh wouldn't you like to know!! TEE HEE!
Titles: CW Drunk Champion (3); CW SEX God Champion (1)
Affiliation(s) or Other: CW MegaStar
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She... is the One and Most Certainly Only. The gorgeous Goldyke has captivated audiences and the CW Universe since she debuted in our sport in 2000! Goldy is one bizarre chick and ALWAYS keeping you guessing.... but one thing is most certainly is always true- Goldy is an entertainer and she will ALWAYS give you a GOOD time in and OUTSIDE of that ring!! TEE HEE!!

Goldyke is the wrestling name for Bebra Asstin... the wife of Stoned Drunk Steve Asstin and Dyke with a side of men!! Ever since she debuted in CWF way back in 2000- she has lead a very controversial lifestyle. Even with her, uh... gurth and love for pleasing.... Goldy has always spiced up life in CreatureWrestling and is one of the most iconic figures in this sport today!!!

After you KNOW what she WANTS... you'd want to get the #@$#$@!$@$@$@#$@##$421$#@!$@#$@#$@#$@$ outta there!!! TEE HEE!
Favorite Saying(s): TEE HEE!

Strengths: Can eat while mid-eating!

Weaknesses: Has a weakness for low-calorie diets!

Positions held: CWF Sheriff, CWE Assistant