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Kizmat couldn’t stand for this much longer- he handed the baby to a bewildered Darkspade and in rage he unsheathe the Sword of Cain– Again, Kizmat ran with fury and speared the Sword straight through Lilith’s body which made her jolt back up… it was sick- she turned her head around while keeping her body full and frontal like a sick poltergeist movie– and with a devilish, seductive smile she took the sword slowly out from her body and turned it around to only slice off Kizmat’s own head off!!!

Blood GUSHED out from his carcass….. and the troupe watched in shock as Kizmat’s body wobbled around the garden until Lilith stabbed the Sword into the body’s heart and kicked him off of the platform into the void down below. It was evident that Lilith was out of control and would stop at nothing to open the Gate of the Apocalypse!!! Kizmat’s head… still quivering… had it’s eyes looking upward towards the Dark Queen… and she noticed. Lilith licked her lips and threw the Sword also into the void– then walked over Kizmat’s head… she instantly squatted over the head and OUT GUSHED FROM HER CHANNEL OF LUST WERE TONS OF PREMIUM JUICES…. JUST DROWNING KIZMAT’S LAST REMAINS!!!!!

Darkspade attempts to attack Lilith, but the Absolute title spoke again to Darkspade and entranced him long enough for Lilith to insert the belt into the Final Gate’s keyhole! Then unexpectedly, Lil’ Red vanishes from Alex’s arms and appears next to his father, Red Spyder! Lil Red crawled to his daddy and then asked to be held- and Red did. Then Red Spyder slowly walked to the dead Angel and knelled before her- weeping alongside his son… Lil Red looked over Red’s shoulder and then winked at his mom… it was right there that Angel’s chest moved up and down!! Her heart was beating!!! and she was breathing once again…. Red then heard her… and was in shock seeing her rise and hug them all!!

Then Alexander Arcane caught a chance to strike a deal with Lilith… but The Dark Queen wasn’t responding- she was instead so infatuated by the power that she unleashed…. that was when Angel and Red along with Lil Red walked over to Darkspade and Deadblood- where Angel and Red helped them back to their feet.

Darkspade had his head down- he knew that he tried but failed… everyone did. But Angel’s smile was what it took to realize that the fight was not over with…. but they had to figure out quick what to do before it was all too late. Then- right at that point- Lil Red diged into his diaper and revealed a squishy squirmy ‘thing’ that must have crawled in there… it was the disembodied dick of F’ein Dacor! Red Spyder had a brilliant idea… that her Achilles heel was actually her vagina!, after Spade said that the dick was nasty and filled with all sorts of STDs, and called out for someone to give him the dick as he approached Lilith one last time…

After a little game of hot potato with the disembodied dick- Darkspade caught it but was grossed out. Suddenly, Angel snatched F’ein’s penis away from Spade before running up to Red and Lilith. But Lilith finds that Red was intending to interfere and grabs a hold of his Monster Beef! “Get your hands off his cock, you bitch!” Angel said, grasping F’ein’s penis firmly as she stepped behind Lilith. “Only I’m allowed to touch it!”

Angel was about to thrust F’ein’s penis between Lilith’s legs when Lilith unexpectedly released the monster beef, allowing Red to fall to the ground, bleeding profusely from the beef. Lilith instead bent over and let off a queef onto Angel, sending the Guardian of Righteousness flying away, F’ein’s penis rolling free from her hand upon her landing. Spade ran towards Lilith himself, Deadblood quickly following, leaving behind Lil Red completely unattended. Spade moved towards Angel to check on her as well as retrieve F’ein’s penis and Deadblood confronted the Dark Queen by firing a grappling gun into her queefing vagina, and once inside, the gun sent volts of electricity into her body – which only pleasured her further!

Deadblood’s failed attack on Lilith proved to not be entirely pointless, for it provided Red with the opportunity to heal the punctures and tears in the monster beef enough so that he could get back to his feet.
As soon as Lilith turned around, Red grabbed her by her breasts and sent blasts of Wickedness into both of them. Her premium juices spurted uncontrollably as she felt backwards, her claws tearing into Red’s back, ripping off strips of his flesh. Lilith progressively queefed to protect her vagina from anymore attacks!

Darkspade needed no further cue to know that was his chance to bring F’ein’s diseased penis and Lilith’s deadly vagina together. Quickly, before she could fight Red off of her, he moved towards her legs, F’ein’s cock in his grasp, Angel back to her feet and following behind him just in case. Deadblood wasn’t far behind himself either. As soon as her legs were both open, kicking wildly into the air in both pleasure and pain, the Unholy One brought the head of F’ein’s penis to the opening of Lilith’s sputtering vagina…

Red was having trouble prying Lilith’s throbbing legs wide open for Darkspade to RAM the infected diseased cock straight up her lubed up black void of a hole…. but the queefs and the occasional squirting was overwhelming Darkspade… Lilith’s defenses were working!!!! Angel noted that Lilith’s defenses somehow, someway were not affecting her as much… she also noted that Red was losing the fight- it was just a matter of time that Lilith’s defenses will divert the situation and win the day…

While at the same time this was all happening… the Final Gate was nearly open completely! With each second came forth a dark myst from the Final Gate – you can hear the roars and moaning of demon hordes awaiting their long long release upon Earth! Back at the Garden of Eden- in-front of The Final Gate itself- Angel watched onward knowing that the end was here– Darkspade was so close to ramming that infected penis straight up Lilith’s pipehole but her queefing defenses were releasing toxic gases left and right!! And now… the barbs of her pubes seemingly came to life! and grew out from her skin and entangled around Darkspade’s neck- suffocating him!!!

Angel closed her eyes and thought long and hard… about the journey leading up to now. About how she was abducted… about the first very time she felt Red’s monster beef pulsating her vagina shaft in and out in and out and yes in and out again…. and about giving birth to lil Red and stepping on the afterbirth. Angel opened eyes and remembered the prophecy as well that Darkspade recited to her when she was a baby…. Upon the day of judgement an Angel will rise and defeat the darkness… Lilith was having a ball as her queefs were running rampage!!! Even Alex who was entranced by her beauty was suffocating at the gas that pinned him down to the floor while jacking himself off furiously…. Red could feel losing his grip of Lilith’s throbbing legs… and Darkspade was passing out!!

Suddenly. Angel rips the pubes from out of Lilith’s vagina flaps and took the penis from Darkspade’s hand as he fell down to the floor! Angel tied the pubes around the end of F’ein’s dick and strapped the pubes around her waist….. Red who looked over in shock- screamed for Angel not to do it! but…. Angel deafeningly ignored Red… took a deep long drawn out breath and went into the warzone. Lilith was bicurious what Angel was getting at when all of a sudden Lilith grew the most aroused that she ever has and her vagina flaps opened wide for Angel to RAM F’EIN DACOR’S DICK STRAIGHT UP LILITH’S VAGINA SHAFT!!!!

Everyone watches in awe, and disgust, as Angel fucked Lilith to death with the disembodied dick using Lilith’s own pubic hairs!

Once Lilith finally died… Alexander stops cold as a figure was watching everything transpiring… Everyone forgot about the one other soul who was in the throne room when the entrance was opened- it was Markus. And Markus watched on in silence as his Dark Queen was left powerless… Alexander gulped and then walked around Markus until he ran back out through the portal behind him….

But… the Final Gate did not close! The three guardians ran to the keyhole and dug their hands into the sides of the belt… Darkspade, Angel and Red got into position…. they closed their eyes and in one swift move they released their energies at the belt instantly causing the artifact to pop out from it’s hole and ricocheted across the air and landed several feet away…. The Final Gate started to close.

Then title was giving off an unusual dark aura. Red felt pains in his head… it was something he never felt before. Markus… who was observing this all… including the death of his Dark Queen ominously called out for Lusus who wobbled his way… Markus holds Lusus by his head and they disappear into the void together. An ominous spirit appears to the Guardians…. and speaks to them:

Ignoring the freak- the Guardians sent their gates soaring into the Final Gate which immediately exploded upon impact… Darkspade, Red, Angel and Deadblood also ran down the stairs- Red grabbed his child…. but then Darkspade stops… turns and then runs back up the steps followed by Deadblood!!!!

The ghastly figure from the belt fades away as Darkspade rips the title from the ground… Deadblood stares at Spade and they two each grabbed a hold of an end of the belt and they both ran BACK DOWN……. Red, with the child, and Angel- who snatches her daddy’s severed head- all leap through the portal… and then the scene shows Darkspade and Deadblood doing the same in barely moments before the portal closed…. the scene shows the Final Gate exploding and crumbling into the void below…..

And then on Earth…. for the first time in over a year… the moon finally returned to normal. The End of Days did not come… at least…. for now.

With The End of Days behind us- we are left with many answered and unanswered questions and the Earth diverted the coming of the Apocalypse. But could one of the unanswered phenomenons be far more threatening than anything, even the Apocalypse!

It has been months after the ending of the filthy, horrendous enchantress and seducer…. The Dark Queen Lilith. When her death became known– her legions of hordes disappeared back into the night…. and as well leaving much of Castle Mortis vacant.

While on the other side of the fence- The Death Family welcomed with loving arms the safe return of Angel of Death and her child… but not all was well. You see- The Lord of Blood Kizmat was decapitated along with his body thrown into the abyss- no one knew how to save him and his lone body remain was buried at Death Manor…. and Charon of Death never returned from Castle of Mortis- leaving a void mostly in Angel’s heart.

And despite the love between Angel of Death and Red Spyder…. the Death Family hated Red still for the crimes he committed….. Red Spyder was forbidden to see Angel and his child as decreed by the new patriarch of the Death Family…. DARKSPADE.

Elsewhere.

The Promoter of Creature Wrestling, Alexander Arcane, narrowly escaped the Final Gate…. he was left with nothing but not entirely. Alexander discovered that the Absolute title was possessed, like a genie in a lamp, with a being of immeasurable power…. Alexander went right back to work with running his Wrestling promotion as well as the beginnings of his new plans for world dominance.

Act I-PG-13 VS XXX Era: An End Leads to a New Beginning

(See: https://creaturewrestling.com/cwnet/forum/index.php?action=display&forumid=1&msgid=1740).

Darkspade became the new patriarch of the Death Family – thus denouncing it’s previous patriarch, Archangel of Death (aka Reverend Jones); and recognizing that Kizmat was forever gone. As a result, Darkspade fortified and moved into the main Death Family estate where he also pronounced his grand-daughter, Angel of Death, as unfit and unsafe to see Red Spyder. Likewise- Angel and Red’s child was also forbidden to be seen outside of the Death Family Estate.

Darkspade’s power grew to new heights while still holding onto the Absolute Undisputed Championship title. The amplified power allowed Darkspade to maintain his ‘body’ form without any lost to his mind and physical capabilities…. though, he still desired to be named the Double Undisputed champion AND tap into the power of the Undisputed Mortal Wrestling Championship.

Red Spyder on the other hand wished to see Angel and his new born son…. But Darkspade would not allow it. Upon a surprise visit to the Death Family estate- Red Spyder and Darkspade exchanged stinging words…. and Red Spyder showcased his resolve for his love by bowing down to Darkspade – hoping to prove that he will do anything to see his family. However, Angel and her child were abducted by Reverend Jones during the display in-front of the family estate….

Meanwhile,
Alexander Arcane was contemplating his next move for world domination…. and trying to wrap his head around the source of the apparition which resides in the Absolute Undisputed title belt….. Alex did not have enough time to continue his thoughts when Staphanie McMahon barged into Alex’s office at CW Headquarters demanding that she and Chane are taken more seriously in the company…. AND to punish Darkspade and Deadblood by taking away their titles. Staph also wished for Botch to be officially recognized as the Face of the company AND be given a shot at the Absolute title…..

While laughing at Staph, and her implants- Alexander decided that the fairest thing to do was to split Chane and Staphanie up and to give them control over the CreatureWrestling brands: CreatureWrestling Entertainment (CWE) and Extreme Creature Federation (ECF). This also effectively changed the landscape of WHO is worthy to be the “Face” of the company and WHO is worthy to have a shot at the top title in the industry.

Abduction of Angel & Change in CW

(See: https://creaturewrestling.com/cwnet/forum/index.php?action=display&forumid=1&msgid=1746).

Red Spyder managed to get inside of Death Manor to see Angel- even against Darkspade’s wishes. Angel was watching everything nervously unfolding…. she saw her grandfather yelling at Red and Red wishing only to see her and to ‘share’ his love with her….. But everything came to an emotional climax as Red knelled before the new patriarch and from her angle she saw Red now begging to Darkspade!!! This was too much for Angel to bare…. and so Angel gripped her right first so hard that blood dripped to the floor and stomped to the sentry at the front door….. it did not take long at all for Angel to lift the sentry up and into the air to only be flung across the foyer and smashed into a wall by Angel’s mind…. her powers seemingly increased. With no one holding her back she lifted her hand to grab the doorknob but suddenly her hand froze and she could not move it!!!! Angel felt an ominous force preventing her…. what could it have been… and then from a dark mist behind her a figured emerged to place his left hand on her right shoulder…. It was Reverend Jones!

On the outside- Red was still acting the part that he was begging Darkspade to let him see Angel, when, they BOTH hear Angel screaming from inside of the mansion along with the baby also being heard!!

“WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!”

** Darkspade screamed – directed at Red. The Unholy One immediately shoved Red Spyder to the side and flung the door open with his mind to not only seeing the baby gone but as well as Angel……
“ANGEL!!! ANGEL WHERE ARE YOU!!!!!”

— Dakrspade and Red Spyder scanned the whole area, noticing sentries who were out cold… but Angel and the child, Lil’ Red were not where to be found. Eventually Red offered Spade his help… Spade agreed but still would not budge about Red seeing Angel after this ordeal was through.

“I will ALLOW you to accompany Red. But rest assure that if you try ANYTHING to harm or take my Angel away from MY family I will personally destroy you, once and for all….. If we do find her- then if my patience allows it…. you may see her and your child but ONLY with my presence…….”

[Red tries to put sense to all of this and think of someone whom Darkspade has pissed off recently that would cause all of this… that was when a butler handed blood wine to Darkspade which throws the wine into a portrait of Reverend Jones causing to crash to the floor… coincidence?]

Elsewhere…
The transformation of the Death Family and Red Spyder were not the only elements which changed after the demise of the Dark Queen. The scene then fades to the very top of the iconic CW Double Ivory Towers in New York city- where, Alexander Arcane is seated, leaning back, on his leather chair…. contemplating the events which took place several months back.

::Thinking to himself – about the events with Lilith and Absolute Undisputed Championship::

Alexander Arcane: Hmm. Hmmm….

::Then the intercom signals on his desk… Amile Buiblefark announced::
“ALEX! THERE IS THIS BITCH WE ALLLLLLL KNOW WHO….. THAT WILL NOT GET OUT OF MY HAIR!! SHE INSISTS TO SEE YOU…. YOU DEAL WITH HER!”
Abruptly ends the intercom before Alex could respond…. Staphanie McMahon suddenly barges through the double-doors with her gigantic globdrillionaire tits with pure attitude!

“MR ARCANE!!! I NEED TO SPEAK WITH YOU!!!!” – screamed Staphanie

“Urgh… can this wait?! I am busy….” – said Alexander

“NO IT CAN’T…. LISTEN YOU APPOINTED ME AND MY BROTHER CHANE TO RUN THIS COMPANY AND WE’VE REPETITIVELY GOTTEN IDIOTS LIKE DEADBLOOD AND DARKSPADE CONTINUOUSLY BREAKING THE RULES ABOUT XXX MATERIAL ON CWNET…… I DEMMMMMMMMMMMMMMAND THAT THOSE TOO BUFFOONS ARE FIRED AND THE BELT RELINQUISHED TO THE TRUE CHAMPION…. BOTCH RECLINER!” – screamed furiously by Staphanie

“Listen, you, I am STILL your boss…. Firing our two top talents in this industry is a business suicide and frankly, I haven’t been impressed with Botch’s performance outside of his sleep walking episodes…… and as far as the censorship goes **looks at her flapy tits** you TWO do realize that of anyone on the show who breaks the rules THE MOST….. are YOU TWO! Get your shit together!!” – adamantly spoken by Alexander

— Staphanie continued to argue with Alexander and emphasized that Botch is the face of the company and demanded “fair” treatment.

Staphanie’s temper tantrum was so furious and SO out of control that the entire building was resonating with the bouncing of her breast implants….. the COO of the company demanded answers from Alexander Arcane!!!
Alexander eased back on his chair and thought fully about what the globdrillionaire said…. or rather, the bouncing of her tits did!….. Then he looked at her with a smile

“You just gave me a great idea, Staph. Since you want to PROVE to me Botch’s worth as the FACE of this company then by all means you WILL have every single chance to do so…. but to PROVE that you AND Chane are what is best for business… for the first time in many years, I hereby decree that CreatureWrestling will revert back to it it’s original brand identities of CWE and ECF and I will LET YOU TWO BATTLE IT OUT WITH WHO IS THE FACE OF THIS COMPANY AND WORTHY TO COMPETE FOR THE ABSOLUTE UNDISPUTED CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!!!!….. This proactively means, Staph, that both brands will have a special brand draft…. You will be in charge of directing CWE while your brother will be YOUR counterpart and he will direct ECF!”

“Now wait JUST A MINUTE, Alex!” Staphanie screeched, almost climbing on top of Alexander’s fancy desk as she attempted to get into his calm face. “Are you seriously pitting Chane and I AGAINST EACH OTHER? We’re BROTHER AND SISTER! I won’t allow you to divide us AND NEITHER WILL HE!”

“Why view it as a division?” Alex asked, the question causing Staph to pause halfway on his desk. “Sure, you’ll be heading up separate brands of CW and I’ll be keeping a close eye on both brands’ ratings. But this is the chance for both of you to prove to everyone that you know what you’re doing and that you deserve to hold your roles of power within CW!”

This was enough to convince Staph to slide back off of his desk as she thought the idea over. With her running CWE and Chane running ECF, there wouldn’t be a second of CW programming that didn’t have their brilliant touch all over it. The idea actually had her crabby vagina growing a little wet. She didn’t know if she wanted to give Alex a sloppy blow job right there in his soundproof office or if she wanted to run straight to Chane for an incestuous celebration.

“Okay, I… WE can handle this,” Staph said with a nod. “And when CWE triumphs, NO ONE AROUND THIS DAMN COMPANY BETTER EVER QUESTION MY JUDGMENT AGAIN!”

Reverend Jones Strikes Again & Botch, the Last Idiot

(See: https://creaturewrestling.com/cwnet/forum/index.php?action=display&forumid=1&msgid=1758).

Red and Spade contemplate about who could be the culprit… but before Red could pull his monster beef again, the maid comes out and rushes up to Darkspade…… it was a ransom letter with the insignia of the Death Family sealed on the envelope.

“Hmm.. Very weird. [cuts it open] Let us see what this is about…..” – said Darkspade

“Dear son. Congratulations are in order for seizing control over the family and it’s estate… at long last. I do not blame you- rather, I blame only myself for failing ‘God’s’ desires and to cleanse the Earth at the time of The Apocalypse. I know that the family has disowned me….. each of you have every right – even despite the efforts against Mortismere’s invasion… I was cursed with amnesia. Though under these conditions, I did not sway from the righteous path of my one and true ‘God’… even if that meant to shred my original identity as the Archangel of Death- so be it…. so be it I say!! With everything said and done- I hereby announce that I am the kidnapper. Angel and Red’s son are with me and the Lord. I wished only to bring them closer to their one and true ‘God’…. that is all. It is my last act of kindness. I did not take them out of anger, or revenge… but rather, to protect them FROM THE LIKES OF YOU!! Dear son… dear Darkspade…. you are the most corrupted soul that walked the face of this planet…. you hide behind a mask of your own making… in where your true agenda constitutes enormous wealth and absolute power.

However. I am inclined to release Angel and your grandchild to you if you surrender your Absolute Undisputed Championship to me. Allow me to know what you decide to do by midnight tonight. I will be the one contacting YOU!”

Red also read the letter over Spade’s shoulder…. and after they both finished…. Spade lowered his hand with the letter in it and then looked straight into the eyes of Red Spyder……

Meanwhile…. After several days of cleaning the cum splattered goo that got embedded into the carpet…. Alexander Arcane picked up his cell to dial in Staphanie McMahon…..

“Yes. Staph…. yes I know you are EXCITED to be the CWE Distri… yep. Sure yes uh huh… no… yes.. no… Yes you are in charge of the Brand…. but no you cannot have your first match as a Crab match…. Wait what do you mean you’re not going to listen to me… no DON’T SHOW YOUR PUPPIES TOO!… Hello???? Staph???”

Alex was about to redial when all of a sudden the door swings open with Botch Recliner along with his coveted hot dog stained Soon-to-be Championship belt across his waist!!!!

“HUH? WELL TIT BARF BROOM?” Botch asked, his booming voice snapping Alexander out of the near coma he’d slipped into.

“Uhhh… did you want something, Botch?” Alex asked, wondering if he needed to get Staphanie on the speaker phone to translate for Botch.

Botch rapidly looked around the large office, wondering where the voice was coming from, somehow not noticing Alex sitting just a few feet away behind his desk. Botch dropped his mustard and grease-stained Soon-To-Be Championship to the spotless carpet and tugged open his tights to examine his zit-sized penis.

After another two days of Botch just standing there, gazing blankly into his tights, Alex said, “Botch! Is there something I can help you with? If not, do you mind leaving my office?!”

Farting, Botch finally looked up in Alex’s direction and said, “HUH? GILL ME THE ABSFLUTE WOMANY’S CHAMPAGNESHIP! I BEEFED GUNNER, BUTT FRAGELL, AND DOOPER! I WANT TO FAP DARKBLADE FOR THE SOON-TUBA CHUMPINGSHIT!”

Events untold from the End of Days

(See: https://creaturewrestling.com/cwnet/forum/index.php?action=display&forumid=1&msgid=1764).

As the world turns and shifts from the demise of the Dark Queen– there, in the deep depths of Castle Mortis was expected to be an answer to all of this mayhem and craziness….. The next scene brings us back in time where Lord Mortismere hunted down Charon Death during the grand banquet for the coming of The Apocalypse. The scene fades to show Charon of Death walking down a long corridor apparently searching for something along the castle inner walls… She grins as she comes across an ancient insignia with two “M”s embedded into a statue of Mortis’ holding a shield… Charon reaches into her pocket and reveals one of Kali’ Death’s old earrings that Mortismere gave to her so very long ago. The earring was ominously sparkling in the pale moonlight….

“I remember you used to give me everything that I wished for. [turns around] but that was then. This is now. I will never be your puppet… never be again your wife. Morty.”

Mortis emerged from the darkness – first showing his red crimson blood eyes staring at Charon and the earring which rested in the palm of her right hand. The Demon Lord grinned devilishly and then revealed the Sword of Gilgamesh that Hangman once possessed and lost to the Dark Queen. Charon walked slowly towards Mortis- and stopped just five feet from Mortis.

“[claps his hands] HA HA HA HA HA. You think that I want you again as MY wife!? MWHAAAA! First… you do not have any choice. IF I desire to implant my SEEDS into you, then I shall simply and abruptly IMPLANT THEM!!! But never again I will allow you to sit by MY side as my Queen…. ALL you will ever be to me is… my slave.”

“You’re delusional as always, Morty. You NEVER had me. I always had YOU by your THROAT! Ruining each and every single moment of your pitiful attempts at victory. Then. Finally. Tonight is the night when your very own mother is going to open the Final Gate and what are you? Not even a second thought… instead, all eyes are on her. Not on you!”

“SHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTT UP!!!!! SHUT IT!!! SHUUUTTTT IT YOU SLUUUUTTT!!! I WILLL KILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL YOU WHERE YOU STAND FOR YOUR DISRESPECT!!!!!!”

Mortismere emotions turned into full rage as he dashed at Charon with the Sword… but Charon immediately had a nailgun withdrawn with her left hand- and flung the earrings she had with the right hand- then at the same time- Charon shot a nail straight at the earring which then shattered into millions of pieces! The shards pierced Mortis’ flesh and some where caught in his eyes!!! Mortismere screamed as the shards disabled his sight– that was the very moment when Charon whipped out her other nail gun that was kept by her side and she then shot a wave of nails at Mortis– piercing his body all around!!! The Demon Lord suddenly reached his right hand out and ignited a close ranged blast of Unholy Darkness at Charon- which surprised her… the two were caught in the blast and one of the walls crumbled from the impact- revealing a surprising hidden staircase leading down into the Castle’s deep darkness…..

The Scene Fades…..

After the dust settled- the two were underneath mounds of debri- though it was Charon who rose first from it and when she did she payed more attention to the staircase than Mortismere who was left unconsciousness…. Knowing fully that time was running out…. Charon decides to make haste down the deep corridor that was hidden.

Another cross-fade brings us into the elaborate labyrinth of catacombs which exists deep beneath the ominous Castle Mortis. Charon emits light from her hand as a fiery ball – finding her way around and deciphering what she could.

Charon thought to herself about words her father once said- lay buried underneath Castle Mortis- about how the being Anexous… a creature that Mortismere tried to create from the Crystals of Legend…. also snooped down here looking for answers, and that the labyrinth led Darkspade to the ancient Unholy City of Xanderaz. It was there, that a giant tree fed into the lifeless corpse of The Dark Queen Lilith!!

For some good time Charon transverses the many chambers of the catacombs… only guided by her instincts and the activated nanobots within her… it seemed that there would be no end to this when suddenly Charon steps on a loose slab under her and she falls instantly down a long decrepit shaft!!!

The scene then emerges from the perspective of Charon opening her eyes…. she landed into a filthy, old, room filled with human skeletons — a room which received very little light from the outside by a tiny crack in the wall. She rises and reignites her flame revealing the room’s interior but more interesting than that was the style and hieroglyphics littering the walls were unlike the catacombs above her….. Charon pressed onward into the dark corridor which was before her and after passing several identical rooms as the one she landed in- she emerged on a balcony overlooking a vast cavern which encompassed the remains of a lost ruined city!!

This must be Xanderaz…. and the first thing Charon looked outward for was the large tree that her father mentioned… but instead, nothing…. except in the center of the City there was something glittering from the very little light coming from the surface above. Intrigued…. Charon continued her journey……

Then, meanwhile… back with Alex and Botch.

“HUH? WELL TIT BARF BROOM?” Botch asked, his booming voice snapping Alexander out of the near coma he’d slipped into.

“Uhhh… did you want something, Botch?” Alex asked, wondering if he needed to get Staphanie on the speaker phone to translate for Botch.

Botch rapidly looked around the large office, wondering where the voice was coming from, somehow not noticing Alex sitting just a few feet away behind his desk. Botch dropped his mustard and grease-stained Soon-To-Be Championship to the spotless carpet and tugged open his tights to examine his zit-sized penis.

After another two days of Botch just standing there, gazing blankly into his tights, Alex said, “Botch! Is there something I can help you with? If not, do you mind leaving my office?!”

Farting, Botch finally looked up in Alex’s direction and said, “HUH? GILL ME THE ABSFLUTE WOMANY’S CHAMPAGNESHIP! I BEEFED GUNNER, BUTT FRAGELL, AND DOOPER! I WANT TO FAP DARKBLADE FOR THE SOON-TUBA CHUMPINGSHIT!”

And… back with Red and Darkspade….

After realizing the truth that Reverend Jones was the one responsible for abducting Angel and Lil’ Red- Red Spyder screams at Darkspade and asks what the hell did he do to Reverend Jones to cause such main to Red’s family…. then Red demands Darkspade release the belt to save his family but Darkspade resists.

The scene fades to back when Charon ventured into the Unholy City Xanderaz…… Charon seen a glimmering light in the distance and headed towards it….

After Passageway after passageway – Charon pressed on. The ruins were intriguing… not just because they were subterranean but because of everything which encompassed the place- from the architecture to the sensation of time frozen in place. Magic, long ago conjured, was still working as street lights fueled by Unholy Darkness were still emitting- casting bizarre shadows on dark and eerie sections of the City as Charon walked the streets.

Charon suddenly realized that the city was still in operation— turning a corner…. Charon saw stone Golems, many of them falling a part, fixing sides to buildings and tending to street repairs. The Golems completely ignored Charon – even as she walked underneath their gigantic legs.

Eventually, Charon reached the central plaza where she could see at the top of many series of steps in the distance the glimmering light. The plaza was elaborately designed and statues of Mortismere were littered all over the place…. but interesting enough, the statues were defaced and many destroyed.

“….. Do welcome to my city, my dearest Charon.”

Charon rolled her eyes into the back of her head- she knew that crackling voice anywhere…..

Mortismere greeted Charon and shed some light about the lost city she was in:

“Hmph. My City. Long ago my black order followed my wishes. Then many wretched fools turned against me…. One of which was someone whom you meet- Dark Sincentius. He nearly crippled me- but- the intoxicating draw of the Unholy Darkness was too great for him to pass up… so he willingly accepted by offerings…. but yet, the example of Sincentius was the catalyst and revolts pursued against me and my treasures. I commandeered my army to wipe out the citizens once and for all…. and placed a magic seal on the City to hide it from intruders… intruders like you venturing where your nose does not belong!”

“But now that I know about this City…. what could possibly be up there where Lilith’s corpse should be…….”

Before Mortis could respond… Charon’s limelighted up eyes fired up… the nanobots inside of her fired up and before anyone could notice- Charon bolted up the steps!!! Lord Mortis gripped his sword and while using the Unholy Darkness did he levitate and darted behind her– SLASHING his sword in all directions– destroying monuments and statues of himself!!! Charon then jumped and scaled a side of a monument to only fling around as Mortismere pursued after her- and she kicked Mortismere in the crotch before he could swing his sword at her!!!

Morty fell to the floor in pain whereas Charon reached the pinnacle of the plaza where once Lilith’s corpse laid in a sarcophagus. All that was left behind were dried up dead seeds from a withered tree which had died behind Lilith’s resting place. It was disappointing what was left- Charon looked all around trying to find the glimmering light when all of a sudden she looked underneath her… behind some ruble was a shocking revelation…. it as Julie’s complete locket. But the odd thing- Charon was wearing one half of Julie’s locket…. Angel was wearing the other half…. This did not make any sense…. but upon holding the complete locket- the earth rumbled and in an instant- Charon fell through the cracks of the plateau she was standing on and appeared inside of a pitch black cavern…. Dusting herself off– Charon’s lime lighted illuminated a passageway. Shruging… Charon placed the complete locket in safely in her purse and proceeded down the dreary passageway.

The Spirit in the Belt

“That’s just unacceptable! I AM THE ABSOLUTE CHAMPION!!! I AM THE GREATEST CREATURE WRESTLER THAT EVER LIVED…. This belt BELONGS to me…. and it’s P O W E R. Reverend Jones clearly desires to be the best… but the reality is… I AM. BESIDES…. THE BELT TALKS TO ME AND ONLY TO ME!!!!”

Another Faceplam
“Are your even listening to yourself? Urgh… fuck this championship and FUCK you…. I think there is something about that ghost in the title that’s causing ALL of you to act caca…. well why don’t we JUST ASK the ghost right here right now!!! C’mon Spade…. aren’t you the master of it or is it the other way around?”

Well that’s all it took… Spade frowned at Red and then glared… the champ flung the belt across a long table and asked the belt questions….

Hmm it’s not working… Awh. I have it…”

Spade took out a ouija board, from Parker Brothers, and placed his right hand on the dial on top of the letters of the board….. Spade glanced over at Red and expected for him to also place his hand on the dial to ask the belt questions.

Meanwhile, back at the Unholy City…

Charon ran down many corridors but oddly the place was familiar to Charon. Eventually after some time venturing through the tunnels- Charon came up to a large marble double-door.

The large black marble door had no knobs… no obvious way to open it. However, etched on it’s surface were elaborate pictures which showcased a battle field with many Creatures of the Night and in the far top of the door were two predominate figures clashing with swords- which also looked oddly familiar to her.

On the left, and painted in gold, was a celestial looking figure with angelic wings; while on the right was its contrast… painted in crimson blood red was a frightful demon. In the center of where the swords clashed as a small hole with etchings of radiant beams bolting outward from the center….

When Charon discovered this- she felt a vibration happening in her purse…. hoping it wasn’t her vibrator- she digs in deep and pulls out the complete Julie’s locket… it was not only humming but turning a bright red which ended up overtaking her own light from her lime lights.

Whist this was happening, her own half of Julie’s locket, the one that she wore entering this ugly City, wasn’t doing a thing.
Suddenly… the locket flung from Charon’s hand and sunk into the impression in the marble door….. Instantly the door swung open revealing a room unseen for thousands of years….

Charon even had goosebumps and entered daringly……

Back with Spade and Red Spyder with the Ouija board…
the two attempt to communicate with the spirit in the belt but Red plays a pratical joke by spelling out “KCID A KCUS” which is “Suck a Dick” backwards… Darkspade wasn’t pleased.

Suddenly Spade dropped an elbow across Red’s chest on the ground as Red was still laughing… the two wrestlers swiftly locked horns and then began to wrestle in the study when all of a sudden the dial moved on it’s own…. not only did the dial make a screeching sound as it moved across the board but the lights flickered on and off…. this instantly made Red and Spade stop wrestling!!! The two ran to the board- Darkspade first got the Parker Bros notepad and pink crayon and jolted down the letters as it formed the words…..

Then when asked if the spirit could help them with the abduction it answered with “YES”

Back with Alexander and Botch….
All this time Botch didn’t leave Alex’s office. Not only did he overstay his ‘welcome’ but Alex couldn’t for the life of him understand a thing Botch said-

Suddenly the door swings open and the security guard was actually GUNTHER!!!! Gunther ding donged over to Botch and handcuffed Botch’s arm to Gunther’s dick… this immediately prompted Gunther to sing his new single…. which was PERFECT for this ‘situation’…. all Botch could do was do the ding dong along with Gunther!!!

Then something odd happened as years suddenly passed in a blink of an eye, while Gunther was doing the ding dong and Botch was peeing all over everything-

Alexander did his best to avoid looking at dual ding donging, but it was difficult. Gunther’s oozing ding dong bounced along and Botch’s micro ding dong probably was doing the same as best it could. At some point, Botch grabbed Gunther’s ding dong and flexed his peaks, causing Gunther to ding dong faster.

“STOP!” Alex yelled at both of his employees. “YOU’VE GOT TO STOP!”

He continued his yelling and they continued ding donging until 2030. At this point, CW was nearing bankruptcy since Alex had been rendered unable to deal with the rest of the company while Botch and Gunther occupied his office. For some reason, the only song he’d heard on loop for almost a decade finally came to an end.

“Oh thank god,” Alex said, trying to stand up from his desk, his leg muscles weakened severely from sitting for so long. “Is it finally over?!”

“HUH? EVERBUY KNOWS, WANKS TO KNOW, WHORE I AM?” Botch said, finally releasing Gunther’s ding dong, the cuffs long ago rusted away by sweat and semen.

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