Interview with Buff Fagwell for CW is MAD!

Once again we return to the CWNET for an exclusive interview… and as always, Micheal Cole is hosting for tonight’s special guest.

Micheal Cole: Hi and good evening. Well tonight I have an interesting fellow… he made his impact on our network where we expected for Diper to show up to confront Botch Recliner when the announcement was made for a match with them at CreatureMania 13. I present to you, Buff Fagwell.

Buff Fagwell: YO MICKIE! HOW DAWG YOU ARE ON THE BUFF DADDEH SIDE OF MY LIFE! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

::Micheal is already about to choke himself::

Micheal Cole: Urgh. Not this again.

Buff Fagwell: WhooooooooooooooHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! YOU ARE IS KIDDING DICKYCOLEMAN ! MAN I AM BUFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF AND SO MUCH STUFF IN MY JUNK WOOF!

Micheal Cole: So may I ask, please respond like a normal person, what brings you to CreatureWrestling and why challenge Botch Recliner?

Buff Fagwell: YO MOMMA IS SO FAT DAT WHEN SHE TOOK A SELFIE SHE FORGOT THE TAKEOUT FOOOOOOD AND INSTEAD ATE HERSELF OUT! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DAM I AM GOOD AND I AM DA STUFF BABEH.

Micheal Cole: Uh.. That wasn’t funny at all… that was disturbing! And it doesn’t make any sense.. none of this makes any sense. Why am I even trying!

Buff Fagwell: CANT ALWAYS PICK UR MOMMAS KLINTON MCDONALD BUT CAN IS ALWAYS PICK THE BERSTEST SHIT FROM THE ASSHOLE AND EAT THAT. AND BOTCH I THINK I KNOW UR LISTNING RIGHT TOMORROW BUT LET ME SAY DAT UR SOON IF TO BE CHAMPIONSHOP IS GUNNA BE MINES TO IF BE IF YOU KNOW KINDA WHAT I AM SAYING IS THE CORRECT ANSWER 1 3 5 6 TO THE WIN HELL YEAH BABBH I AM THE STUFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!! WHOOOO!

Micheal Cole: You, and Botch, well… you two are very similar. Botch said he never meet you but I could be mistaken with the steroid-trip talking. So you never meet him before?

::Buff was up at of his seat and twirling around the studio room with his eyes glazed- staring at the ceiling, along with his hands outstretched trying to catch a fly. Then his ‘NWO’ sticker on his hat fell off and landing on a turd that he pooped out of when he stood up! Botch picked up the turd, took the sticker and placed it back on and licked his own turd and continued to twirl around the studio screaming::

Micheal Cole: Urgh…. so CW MegaVerse there you have it…. So on CW is MAD Buff Fagwell and Botch Recliner go at it in a non-title, un-championship championship for a title that doesn’t even exist… it is a paper plate ladies and gentlemen. Urgh I give up!

::Buff slams a production assistant so badly that Buff breaks his back in the progress and starts to roll sideways in a circle while screaming::

Buff Fagwell: I AM THE BUFF!!! I AM THE BUFF!!! HERES THE STUFF AND I AM THE BUFFF!!! WHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!