Micheal Reflects on Current Affairs with an Exclusive CW Network Interview w/ Alexander Arcane

We are once again in the CW Studios along with Micheal Cole and the Promoter of CreatureWrestling…. Micheal Cole shuffles papers in his lap and then promptly addresses his guest…. his boss….

Micheal Cole: Thank you for joining us again, Mr. Alexander Arcane.

Alexander Arcane: It’s always a pleasure when it comes to the CW MegaVerse.

Micheal Cole: I asked for this exclusive interview with you on a very controversial topic that the current Absolute Undisputed Champion, The Darkspade, has sparked in his previous interview here and as well as backstage on CW is MAD.

Alexander Arcane: Sure…

Micheal Cole: Besides the points addressed towards The King Gojinn during his interview… Darkspade is quickly re-affirming again what a cold, controversial SOB that he really is…. Please briefly look to your monitor to your left as we play this response that occurred before CW is MAD.

DARKSPADE: Uh hum. Oh yes it is. Those in question are talking about the defunct See-See-Doubya and it’s very own reorganized failure of a laughing stock organization ran by the equally defunct and rejected Candice Fairbitch. Wow that about defines it ALL! Wow what a ridiculous ‘legacy’ that place caca diarrhea out…. While CreatureWrestling has been always the first organization that defined it’s own sport- you had these Chinese-sweat-shop-labor-driven-esque-copyright-infringing-indie-organizations that are so outdated that they’re still using MS DOS to make their event banners with!, if you can even call a collection of hicks that, attempt to better us… but identical to what I do in that ring, we put them down like the diseased mutts that they are. At any case. Gojinn rolls over on one of these defuncts and even over there he could not get the damn job done… he runs his mouth saying he is the King and disappears in 5 billion year intervals and comes back to expect that he is STILL the King. Dude. It’s time to EVOLVE!

Micheal Cole: Do you care to respond to any of this?

Alexander Arcane: (sigh) It goes without saying that in the 15 and counting years of our dominance in the sport that WE forged there were always wannabe organizations that tried at nothing to imitate us and to outdo us but they time in and time out embarrassed themselves, this sport, and fell flat on their tiny asses. They craved attention like any indie-organization and tried to kick their tiny lil feet but got nowhere, fast. The only purpose that these indie organizations ever had that was a positive one was a place for rejects… former CreatureWrestlers who either couldn’t make it to the top for their mental handicaps and or… cowardice. Often money was a factor for them too…. wave money in their face, and you can see who the loyal ones were…. So. Micheal. I may disagree on a lot of things Darkspade stands for…. but he is right on the money with what he said… and the ENTIRE MegaVerse applauds him for his bluntness and straightforwardness on a topic that for many many years have been keep silent because there was NO REASON to even mention it!

Micheal Cole: … And we know why, right? Because Gojinn went to one of these indie organizations. When he came back, he quite was not the same man.

Alexander Arcane: For once, I agree with you entirely. I could remember a young, hot tempered minded Gojinn eager to become the Undisputed Champion and went as far as win the Kreature of the Ring and then in the same year win the Undisputed title. What would of happened if Gojinn continued on that route, one could only imagine… but perhaps, we will see that spark rise again?

Micheal Cole: Deviating a little away from Gojinn…. Darkspade brought up a name you probably haven’t recalled in years, Candice Fairbit..err child. Any thoughts?

Alexander Arcane: So Darkspade brings up that stuck-up pompous, and quite frankly- an ignorant, rejected bitch that could not run a promotion even if it was stolen *cough*. Glad she was kicked outta here. Never did like her. And I know the MegaVerse does not miss her snorefest!

Micheal Cole: …..back on Darkspade, assuming his role as an X-Rated Champion… do you worry that his remarks will cause a media uproar with such a disregard to censorship?

Alexander Arcane: Nawh…. CreatureWrestling fought against the Federal Government in the NSA scandal and we won! And with CW Network being our mode of events and shows, I doubt that Darkspade’s X-ratedness won’t attract the wrong people or effect ratings. He knows better than to cross the line… ME… and how much was CW Network again Micheal?

Micheal Cole: Haha… Don’t get me on a roll, boss…. It’s a steal at $9.99  per month. I want to conclude with one last thing. You seem to agree that Gojinn lost his way but now that he’s back home you seem to have invested a great deal of interest into him. Would this interest have something to do with what happened on CreatureMania and the stipulation that you made? Is Deadblood dead to you?

Alexander Arcane: I am going to stop you right there, Micheal. Because I see where this one is headed. I have an invested interest in ALL of my CreatureWrestlers! It is, after-all, how I got to become exponentially RICHER! Aside from being the CEO and Chairman, I am first and foremost The Promoter of CW and I promote my wrestlers! This is not about playing favorites… but what it is is what is BEST for business.

Micheal Cole: I see. Indeed. Thank you, Mr. Arcane for your time.

Alexander Arcane: As always **smiles**