Pre-CW is MAD Backstage Interview: DARKSPADE
CW Network had another, rare, opportunity to get behind the mind of the most dangerous Creature of the Night that ever lived…. The DARKSPADE
Micheal Cole: Greetings Spade. In mere moments you will be exiting the black curtain and address King Gojinn and to retrieve your Championship title. There are several things that the CW MegaVerse is dying to know.
DARKSPADE: You can tell the CW MegaVerse that they have 1 minute!
Micheal Cole: ::gulp:: So let me be frank. Ever since your controversial interview the other day regarding Deadblood and Gojinn- the entire world is buzzing with shock and appraise. What you said in reference to Gojinn and his hiatus was especially striking…. Are you surprised by the overwhelming array of responses?
DARKSPADE: Look. I did not make a name for myself by being nice and safe. I don’t give a FLYING FUCK who gets pissed off when I blatantly tell the gospel truth. I am known as an era changer whenever I obtain the Greatest Title that this sport has to offer… I changed the game in CWF era… I most certainly changed the game in the CWE era… likewise the early CW era. It’s always a dangerous thing when Darkspade gets the belt because I DO NOT EVER HOLD BACK FOR NO ONE. And if some outdated opponent like Gojinn cannot handle the truth… cannot handle the heat, then do us all a favor and go back to imitating CM Punk on some indie organization like B4Pro before entering into the house where the grownups stay.
Micheal Cole: Who.. who is CM Punk?
DARKSPADE: I have no freak’n clue. Some goof on UFC thinking he’s some bad ass when he is nothing but HOT AIR. **Points to the camera* Son. I was not kidding you when I said your Monarchy is at a DEAD…. UNMERCIFULLY THANK GOD, FINALLY…. DEAD END…. To be abdicated by the Unholy Minister himself. bitch.
Micheal Cole: Comments like those are what exactly has stirred the professional wrestling world. You also touched on the activities of Gojinn during the hiatus… many… have been applauded… anything you have to say to that too?
DARKSPADE: Uh hum. Oh yes it is. Those in question are talking about the defunct See-See-Doubya and it’s very own reorganized failure of a laughing stock organization ran by the equally defunct and rejected Candice Fairbitch. Wow that about defines it ALL! Wow what a ridiculous ‘legacy’ that place caca diarrhea out.
Again, look. I have always been down to Earth and readily available for a fight from anyone who dares try and think that they could stand a chance against me, and each and every single time I put them down like a good dead dog – they whimper like spoiled brats running to their mommas. Ruffling feathers isn’t some insane thought in my Unholy head- it is something, quite frankly, that I can and choose to do and I JUST FUCKING DID. While CreatureWrestling has been always the first organization that defined it’s own sport- you had these Chinese-sweat-shop-labor-driven-esque-copyright-infringing-indie-organizations that are so outdated that they’re still using MS DOS to make their event banners with!, if you can even call a collection of hicks that, attempt to better us… but identical to what I do in that ring, we put them down like the diseased mutts that they are. At any case. Gojinn rolls over on one of these defuncts and even over there he could not get the damn job done… he runs his mouth saying he is the King and disappears in 5 billion year intervals and comes back to expect that he is STILL the King. Dude. It’s time to EVOLVE! Actually attempt to prove you still have what it takes, King. I used to think you had what it took to even better me, but you do nothing but hide behind McGay and praise yourself with victories you hardly obtained eons ago…. This is your greatest opportunity in Y E A R S! This may be the LAST chance that you will EVER EVER GET! Prove that you’re actually the Gojinn we all knew before you got absorbed with being this King.
Otherwise… slither back under the rock where you been hiding and watch our premium Events for $9.99 a month on the #1 Streaming Network on the Planet…. CW Network!!!
Micheal Cole: Thanks for pitching!!!
DARKSPADE: I owe you nothing, twerp. And if you interfere with me again- you will be watching the CW Network in your hospital bed, again for, $9.99. Now…. step aside… I have a King to behead. Gojinn… the gloves are off… are you FINALLY READY to attempt to prove yourself?!
