DARKSPADE…. The NEW Absolute Undisputed Champion

Micheal Cole: Welcome everyone. Tonight. I have seated beside me the winner of the epic main event match at CreatureMania XII… This man is referred to as the most evil SOB that ever graced our squared circle. One of the all time legends…. there is no other CreatureWrestler a live today that could state an ounce of what this man has accomplished… being with the first generation of CWF wrestlers, CWE and CW. He is also, after the end of CreatureMania XII…. the Absolute Undisputed Champion… but, not the double-undisputed champion. Nor. Does he actually physically have his hard earned title with him…. we will get back to that in a second. First. Welcome DARKSPADE.

DARKSPADE: ……

Micheal Cole: Aw hum. First question I have for you is of course the match at CreatureMania XII… your opponent, Deadblood, took everything that you had and more…. what was your strategy going into this match knowing that Gojinn would be the special guest ref.

DARKSPADE: First of all. You normally refer to me as YOUR Unholiness… Unholy One or purely, Champion. It is disrespectful that you forgot to also mention that not only am I the current Absolute Undisputed Champion but I am the FIRST ever champion in this sport AND the first ever Champion that has held onto the greatest prize that this sport has to offer for a ground breaking record of 5 times…. NO ONE besides myself has held the CWF, CWE CW and Absolute titles. NO ONE!!!!!! [Micheal Cole holds his hands up backing up his seat] Now. Back to your feeble minded question. My strategy. MY strategy like every other before it is to simply win the dam thing. I don’t give a flying fuck who the ref was… because my abilities in the squared circle are always calculated and the EVIL INTENSITY within my body always defeats those who dare ever to stand against my Final Guidance….. Deadblood proved that he could play with the big boys, but when it came down to fighting a true legend… he couldn’t stand up. He sat right back down like a good dog and The Unholy One Won.

Micheal Cole: 2 years as the Absolute Champion and 1 year as the Undisputed Mortal Champion…. breaking your Daughter’s record also for the longest lived champion in this sport… yeah…. I would say that he earned those credentials. [Spade just shot a cold harsh stare at Micheal] We all know about your, um, … obsession with that belt… a lot of wrestlers are obsessed. What could that be, your Unholiness?

DARKSPADE: You walk a very fine tight line little man. Look. That title represents the BEST of the BEST in the BEST organization on the planet. Period. This is no paper plate championship from some spinoff goof organization that couldn’t light a fucking fire to us even if they got on their hands and knees and drenched themselves with Koolaid all livelong day! CW beat the living snot out of naysayers…. I stayed in CW for one good reason… as I said, this is the BEST, hands down… So yes I am obsessed. I go out to that ring to win.

Micheal Cole: …. and to destroy? You certainly have a long lengthy history of destroying careers….. and this match was no different with Deadblood, now was it? At one point you even shot him up into the ceiling of the cage with a goddamn harpoon gun!!!

Darkspade laughts hysterically
DARKSPADE: Mwwhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!! That was fun! Seeing DB shoot up into the air like that!!! Shades of what I did to DESTROY Red Spyder prior to this match. An opponent, might I add, who I sought my revenge with for humiliating me at the 10th Year Anniversary. But here’s the thing with Deadblood…. It’s funny how when he gets into jams, quite a LOT… look who comes to the rescue…. but his little BITCH Sheri…  Deadblood is a JOKE. Point is, Micheal, I am a methodical, devious son of a bitch and in the end…. I will always conquer. In the end, I AM the Absolute Champion…..

Micheal Cole: But I reiterate again, Your Unholiness, you are NOT the double-undisputed champion. That is still a feat that is held by one man, Deadblood. And why is that?

Darkspade rolls his white of his eyes at Micheal and snares.
DARKSPADE: I assume now you are going to bring up that very reason, carefully might I add?

Micheal Cole: The special gust ref at CM12, Gojinn, is also a man that is obsessed with that belt…. per the order of Alexander Arcane– he was to be there and be the man to obtain the belts and declare the winner. But it didn’t quite go as planned?

DARKSPADE: ::sigh:: Look. [stares deeply into the camera, directly in reference to Gojinn] Gojinn…… what year is this? This is 2015. This is not 2005 when you won some distant Kreature of the Ring tournament and slapped on these mid-card victories to call yourself, “the King.” What the hell have you done since that actually mattered? Oh yes. Won the Undisputed for 1 dam night that very year you won KOR to only LOSE it to Alexander Arcane himself! You dropped the ball, boy. You spun off to do other things that don’t mean a damn thing here while I stayed in this industry busting my ass winning championship titles that actually mattered! Then once after a hiatus longer than time itself- you waltz and strut yourself into upper card matches with your puppet Kevin McGay doing all of the talking quite like some ECW manager I laugh fondly on from time to time reminiscing the past- while you slip in a word or two…. whist I always speak for myself! Boy. Who the hell do you think you are? Who the hell do you think you are talking to? You had 1 JOB at CM12…. and like the screw-up that we all know you are, you could not even do that right and YOU ENDED UP SCREWING ME OUT BECOMING THE DOUBLE CHAMPION!!!

Darkspade stands up which prompt Micheal to get up himself and leave the room!!! Darkspade continued to talk as he stared into the camera and pointing his finger at it!!!

DARKSPADE: You run your little mouth like what you say to me actually gives a damn, but it means nothing but HOT AIR! That belt you STOLE belongs to me. I WILL get it back- it is not a matter of how but when I CHOOSE to get it back. Secondly, you state that me and Deadblood did not deserve that title or that I cannot defend it like you can. Boy once again where the hell have you been for the past trillion years? Hiding underneath a hairy monkey? My mid-card title reigns ALONE trumps your upper-card flooks! Now that you are here- you have been tested…. so far, son, you FAILED. Though I was going to be Merciful for once in my Unholy life… I shall remain Unmerciful to you, King. Because rest assured, YOUR so-called Monarchy WILL come to an End… This Sunday on CW IS MAD, Bitch…. And Deadblood…. Ohhhhhhhh we still have unfinished business. You all MUST accept The Unpurity of DARKSPADE to guide you! THAT’S RIGHT!