Goldyke

Backstory: Well.... what can I say??? Bebra a.k.a Goldyke is one character that you WILL NEVER EVER EVER EVER Forget... and hell, even at times when I am writing this character... I wished I DID forget it!!!!

Originally, long ago Bebra was madeup to make fun of Stone Cold Steve Austin's nagging wife Debra on WWF(wasn't WWE yet). How I come to making it a fat obese 'thing' was just luck or misfortune. I guess, when I choose a different name for Debra... which became Bebra... I got the impression of an overweight person by the sounding of the name. At first, Bebra was just a side character in the background and as Stoned Drunk character increased in popularity- so did Bebra. People got the joke about Bebra and it wasn't hard to laugh. As time passed on, Bebra overshadowed even Stoned Drunk... and the ridiculous overweight pictures REALLY made a lasting impression. The thing about Bebra was that how can you outdo your last post in silliness, ridiculous and sometimes even sickeness?? Well. That's always been a challenge and even though the Bebra character IS gross... it's also ironically an icebreaker on the boards. The character in some ways represents the humor that existed in CW. We sometimes where so strict and serious in our matches and RPs it was like a breath of fresh air. Many times, Bebra was included in major storylines and the character made it all fun.

Bebra became Goldyke when all of the male characters/players wanted nothing todo with Bebra... how can you blame them! Well, while seeking a way to introduce Bebra as a wrestler-- while finding a way to increase the ridculousness of this character-- the solution was something that to this very day makes your stomach turn over backwards. She became "GOLDYKE"... yes. A fat obesed, over-sexed dyke. It was through the Goldyke wrestling gimmick that truely defined... BEBRA!

Well overall, even though at times Bebra/Goldyke's posts are WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY 'out there' and even ABSURD... the character has always been fun to play and made it's readers laugh. Not all the time this character makes sense-- but hey, that's BEBRA for ya!

Bio: Name: Bebra aka Goldyke

Weight: ?????????????????????????????lbs! (shes soooooo fat that no scale could measure her true weight! She keeps breaking them- even scales for large vehicles!)

Height: 5'6"

Finisher: Bebra Bomb (she parks her FAT lard on the top turnbuckle, and drops her ASS in a super-bandzi-drop!)

Titles Held: Drunk championship

Those that "Got Lucky with Goldy": Viper (50times over the course of her hit movie: Shallow Lesby ;) and a few times during the re-make: Shallow Lesby 2: the Search for Puppies), Nyeka (5 times during the X-Files episode), Scully (160 times going worp 9.0 on the starship Sexaprise!!!), Specter (2), Dusty (3) and Stoned Drunk (500,000,000,000 times a day)

Likes: Pork ribs, "lays" potato chips and dip, 7 or more layers of pizza, figs, lobster, Chow mein, sour cream on ham, blackberry cobbler, "Hoggen Fatzen" Ice Cream bars etc etc etc etc etc (okay everything)!

Other: Goldyke is a complete tease. She loves to go after female and sometimes male wrestlers (please don't ask what's up with that!!), especially behind Asstin's back. For some strange far-out reason everyone runs away from her? (lol). She loves to wear tight and skinny clothes and enjoys.......

Buuuuuuuuurrrrrrrppppppp..........FARRRRRRTING!