[7/11/12] Opening Segment

[Admin]

All await the arrival of Monopoly....

[Mortal TV]

The Earth is the Lord's and the FULNESS thereof,
and they who dwell therein.

Ps 24:1



















Everybody was expecting MONOPOLY.... but instead, a startling music played on the Mortal-Tron..... after the images played, a crossfade on screen to the elusive and mysterious former NSA President.... Reverend Jones.


Reverend Jones: .......... God has a plan for each, and every one of us. With the path set- we merely walk towards the light.... but there are those who stir off of this path and follow the darkness.








[Looks up]

Reverend Jones: How strange that the MWE was birthed into being after I destroyed Creature Wrestling. Even though I did not lay the first brick.... I casted the beacon of enlightenment! We are not yet set on the path to God.... for there lingers behind remnants of CreatureKind. Those not worthy shall be sent Straight to Hell. Amen.... Amen.... Amen....







[THE BIZARRE MESSAGE THEN FADES INTO STATIC... LEAVING THE ENTIRE ARENA PERPLEXED AND SHIVERING IN FEAR]