Scythe vs. Samurai Shinobi

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Scythe vs. Samurai Shinobi

Howard Finkel
Ladies and gentlemen, the following "Battle of the Jobbers" is scheduled for one fall!
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The curtain is now pulled

Scythe

*'Loser' by Three Doors Down mellowly fills the room, and Scythe comes out, facing the yawning and otherwise bored crowd with a smirk. However, the first step IS a doozy, and he trips over the ramp, tumbling down the steel and coming to a dead stop against the ring apron. He rubs his head, muttering painful obcenities as he climbs into the ring and awaits Shinobi*
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"... ... ...GOMEN!"

Samurai Shinobi

"And his opponent...Samurai Shinobi!"


--Down the ramp stumbles and Englishman in Japanese armor that is far too bulky for him. Black coattails stick out the back and a bowtie is around his neck.::

Jim Ross
Oh, for God's sake...

Jerry Lawler
Gee, I wonder who he really is under that armor!

--Shinobi reaches the ring and climbs in, not without difficulty.--
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