Scythe vs. Samurai Shinobi

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Scythe

*Scythe tried to dart in, trying to pull on a move that looked something between an adominal streach and an anal violation. The ref looks at the move and almost consiters calling the match.. but the fans seemed to be getting a kick out of laughing at the two jobbers making an attempt to grapple.*

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Samurai Shinobi

...with a clumsy headlock that almost resembled an affectionate embrace from a recent porn movie.--

Jim Ross
What??? Narrator! Since when do you watch porn???

--The narrator choooses to ignore the question. Scythe remains in the clumsy headlock. The referee...--

Jerry Lawler
No, wait! I want to follow up on this! So, umm...what's your favorite horny movie? HaHA!

--Look, will you two just drop it already?!--

Jim Ross
Well, you brought it up.

Jerry Lawler
No, I think that headlock brought it up!!

--Be QUIET!--

Jim Ross
Can we just get back to the match? Please??

Jerry Lawler
Ok, ok.

Jerry Lawler
Dirty old men...

--Thank you. ANYway, the referee checks to make sure Scythe isn't choking as the samurai maintains his tight grip.--

Jerry Lawler
... ...BWAHAAAAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

--OH, STOP IT!!! IT'S NOT THAT FUNNY!!!--

Jim Ross
Oh, wait! Scythe's got him up!!!

Jerry Lawler
No kidding!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!

--SHUT UP!!! ANYHOW, Scythe lifts his opponent into the air and delivers a bone-bending suplex which leaves the samurai flat on his back. Scythe scrambles for the cover...

"1...2..."

...but the samurai jerks himself out of it in time.--

Jim Ross
King, would you please get up off the floor?

Jerry Lawler (laughing so hard tears are rolling down his face)
JR, who hired this guy? He's hilarious!

--The narrator just sighed and shook his head, knowing that there were still nine matches to go, as Scythe bent ov...STOOPED towards his adversary.--

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Scythe

*Scythe lays himself across Shinobi's body, lifting his chin back in a Camel Clutch, though it looked like something entirely else. King continued to laugh as hard as he could, JR too busy being disgusted to call the match and the ref looked ready to puke. He looks more than a little pale as he leans down to question Shinobi, though it looks more like he's pleading than asking*