CWF Drunk Championship: Wolf vs. Goldyke

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Goldyke

*Wolfie gulps down his shot of beer! and pounds the can down on the table....

Then, it was Goldy's turn!! she stared at the can of beer and "tee hee'd" She played with herself and then licked her savoring mouth!




Goldyke: Heeereee I gooo!!

**Goldyke bends over and picks up the can of beer... she stared back at Wolfie.....

Goldyke: Tee heee is it hot in here or is it just little HORNY me??

**She took her tounge and licked the top of the can!! Wolfie ::GULPED::

**She flicked the tab of the can off with her rotten tooth. And licked the inside of the can hole!!

Goldyke: OOHHHhh.hh... this brings back memories Wolfie-poo!!

Wolf: AWWWWHHH just drink the dam thing will ya!!! Ohh the humanity!!

**Goldy's green salava driped down the hole of the can.... then she opened up her moth infested mouth!!!

She fliped her head back and gulllppped the beer deep down her throat!! As the beer dripped down-- her multiple upon multiple layers of chins stared to move back and forth like a slinky!!!

**she whips off her mouth and sets the can down!!

Goldyke: Ohhh OHHHH OHHH WOLLffiiEE!!! Dayyumm... do you have a light!

**Goldy leans back on her 20chairs and flicks out a cigarette!!

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Wolf

>>>Wolf stares at the mountain of flesh in front of him and asks the Ref for another beer<<

Wolf: Maybe the more I drink the better she will look

>>pops the tab on the beer and downs it in one chug>>

Wolf:>>burp<< Ah,much better

>>takes out a smoke and lights it ,waiting for his next turn<<

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Goldyke


SPANK!!!



Goldyke: Ohhh ooooohohohohohohoho WOLLLLLFIIEEEEEE!!!! I guess its my turn huh?? Tee heeeeeee!

**Goldy wraps her fat-fluffed fingers around the beer can and gulps down..... she then places the can inbetween her ASS and bends over infront of Wolfie!!

Goldyke: ERRRRR...... EERRR!!!!!! EEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!! AAHHHH COME ON you MOTHERF*****!!!!!! EERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

FFFFFARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTT!!!!!!!!

***A tidal wave of green gas hurl out of her crack ass!!! Wolfie hid under the table!!! the can fired off and killed a fan in the front row!!


Goldyke: AWWWWWHH!!!!! Teee heeeee.....

**Wolf, underneath the table pours himself a shot of whiskey....

Wolf: This MUST be the hardest match I've EVER BEEN IN!!! errrrrrr

**Goldy peeks under the table!!

Goldyke: What was that tootsie-pop? HARD??? TEEE HEEEE HEEE!! You naughty thing!!!!

**Wolf gets up and gets ready for his next round of alcohol!