CWE Drunk Title: Booger T VS The Cat VS Nacho Man

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DARKSPADE

***Booger T and Nacho gazed into each other's red blood shot eyes and then they almost conked out from the overdose of alchol they gulped backstage!!!!

King: How can we have one beer standing match if everyone is stoned before the match begins!!!!!!


Then.... a disco light lowers as The Cat rushs out from the backstage.... dancing and giv'n with his lil red glitter shoes!!! His roadie ruses out and throws a red blanket on The Cat!!!!!



The Cat: That's right!!! LETS GET this party started!!!!

.... the Cat enters the ring and then makes the gesture of moving the other too losers aside!!!


The Cat: Someone better... and I mean better call your mommies because I am the greatest thing that has happened to the CWE!!!!! Ya dig???? Check this out.... I call this my HONKY-DONKY-GRINDDOWN!!!! This move reminds me of when my should have been 6th ex-horse of a wife left my sorry black ass at the altar!!!! I can never tell why they just keep freak'n out when I show then my third nutsack!!




....The Cat danced around the ring making piglet noses with his farts.... The roadie then hops on his shoulders riding him down like a horse... then the camera pans down on The Cat's feet... as he skips and a jumps over the disco lights that beamed down on the canvas!!!!


The Cat: MOVE... IT... MOVE IT!!! PROFESSIONAL DANCER IN THE RING!!!!! BETTER CALL YOUR MOMMIES!!!!






The Cat: OOHHH YEAAAHHH!! WHO'S THE BITCH??? WHO'S THE BITCH????? LETS HAVE OURSELVES AN ENCORE??? HELL!! LETS FORGET THE MATCH!!!! BECAUSE I AM CLEARER KICK'N ASSSESS! Like when my mommie paddled my bottom from peed in her face!!!

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Tirell

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The Nacho Man looked at the cat

Nacho: Ooooo yeeeaaa do it again brotha!!!

as The Cat begins to do his dance again the Nacho man charges at him with a clothesline taking him down.Then spins around screaming nonsense around.



Nacho: NONSENSE!!NONSENSE!!!NONSENSE!!!oo yea ya dig?!

Suddenly Nacho ducks a kick from Booger and knees booger in the groin.

Nacho:BOOGEROONI THAT BROTHA!!!

Nacho then runs around the ring stomping on each men as he runs by each time then pauses as he gets dizzy.</font>

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DARKSPADE

BRRREEAAAKKK!!!!!


King: WHaattt!!!! OH NO!!! DON'T TELL MEE!!! DON'T TELLLL MEEeee!!

JR: omg King.... its Stoned Drunk Steve Asstin!!!!!!





The fans are on their feet as Stoned Drunk's glass window breaks!!! The garden snake suddenly storms out on a tricycle tweating his horn!!!!!


**TWEAT** **TWEAT** **TWEAT*


King: ITs Really him!!!! We haven't seen Asstin since Goldyke rolled over him when they were screwing in bed together!!!

JR: ((SCRATCHES HEAD)) And how do you know that!!!


Asstin tues ta puddle hiz pheetses unn tha thricucyle butt hi wabblus dack a...a..and furth az.....zzzzzzz





Asstum gwabs the drunk tity-le


JR: What's he doing!!!!!

King: I don't know!!!


Fuauling ower oun hiz thaicyckle Asstin vomitz on the beult..... Puaramedics wush to the rung to huelp but Stoned drunk snups opun a budwiezer and then all of a sudden he's UP!!!!!


King: OMGGGG!!!! ITS MIRACLE!!! ITS A MIRACLE!!! THANK GOD HE HAD A BEER FOR SUCH EMERGENCIES!!!!!

JR: Oh brother...


Stumbling into the ring..... Asstin stares at Booger picking his nose, The Cat whipping his ass, and Nacho playing with himself...... suddenly, Asstin grabs the mic....






Stoned Drunk: Ya know what pisses me off???? I SAID... DO YOU KNOW WHAT PIISES ME OFF????


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Asstin: YOUR SUPPOSE TO SAY "WHATT!!!!!!!! STONECOLD... WHAT IS IT THAT PISSES YOU OFF!!!"



Nacho with cheese: Huh??? Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh YEEAAAAAAAHHHH.... DIG IT!!!


Stoned drunk is almost on empty

Stuned Dink: Huh? Waz i suying....



The Cat: OOOWWWWWW!!!! Stoned Drunk... forget it.... and call your mommie because I am going to kick some ASSSSSS!!!


....the special guest ref: Stoned Drunk is preoccupied with trying to remember what he was pissed off for...

Stuve Ass: i forgutted-ed..... wy am I weeweed?


King: Pass that poor man a cold one before Steve passes out!!!!