CWE Drunk Title: Booger T VS The Cat VS Nacho Man

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Non-Violent J stops beating on Jerry Lawler for a moment...and Looks at Vic Intently..



J: Holy shit!! thats Vic Flair!!...I Love Him....Hes so dreamy!


Shaggy stares at J blankly..



J:Oh erm..I mean he be dope G..


Shaggy still stares blankly...



J:Shaddup foo!!...



S2D:Yeah...shut da fuck up you stupid biatch!!....



J:I was talking to you..



S2D:Dats right..he was talkin' To you you stupid Foo...



Finnally J just shakes his head..



J:Hey!...The Jaggoffalos took over the announce booth....we may as well take over interview duties too!...



S2D:Doodies?...I dont wanna take control of no doodie...



J:Vic...what are ya doin out here With the Jaggoffalos?...


S2D:Duh...hes probably a jaggoffalo


J smacks shaggy..


J:No one wants to hear from your stoned ass you stupid shit...let the man talk..


Vic:Well....MEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNBYGODGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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J(While vic continues to woo):Im not Gene Oakerlund..



S2D:No...but your short an fat...thats close enough right..hahaha..



J:Hey I think I hear a siren..


S2D:What!Oh man....theyre comin to git me....help me....cant let em get me...


He looks to the crowd and sees a security guard..




S2D:OH CRAP THEYRE SWARMIN!!...


He hides under the desk...



Vic:OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!BY GOD!....WOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!16 TIME!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!WORLD CHUMP!!.....WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!..TO WOOOOOOOOO!!!STYLIN AN PROFILIN!!!WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!BEAT THE MAN!!!WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!YOUVE GOT TO BEAT OFF THE MAN!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!BY GOD GENE!!!..WOOOOOOOOOOO!!TRIPLE H I LOVE YOU AND AM YOUR MAN-BITCH!WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!BY GOD!!..WOOOOooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooOOOO...ARGH...WOooooOOO...aCk!....OOOO.....mY BY GOD!! Heart....OOooooooo...



Vic Starts to violently convulse,clutching at his chest...



J: Look at that strut shaggy.....at 403 hes still got it!..



Vic: Woooo...ooo......ooo.....Gurggle....ooooo.....cough.....ooo...hack....ooo.....BYGOD!!...dead



J:OH SHIT HES DEAD!..



S2D: No!!...Hes a cop man!!...he wants my stash!....



J: Hes not a cop....I just said that to freak you out...calm down..



S2D: I cant help it man...IM FREAKIN OUT!!.....I know.....Ill stash everything down his throat....Dat way the cops wont get it...



He quickly shoves bags of pot,cocaine,E and numerous other substances down his throat when....



Vic:WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!



S2D & J:AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!


Vic suddenly pops to his feet and starts to strut..

Vic: Nappin, Profilin, Son of a thailand hooker Woooooooooooo By GOD!!WOOOOOOOOO!!!!

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Suddenly the Nacho Man looks around....

Nacho: Hey Vic brotha, you gotta show me that thing you do.OOOO yeeeeeeaaaa

Vic: YOU MEAN THE VIC NATURE BOY BY GOD FLAIR STRUT?!

Nacho: ooooo yeeeeaaaaaa brotha thats the one!!!ya dig?

Vic begins to parade and prance around like a fairy as Nacho Man knocks him down with a clothesline hurting his arm.Then goes to the top rope and begins to signal to the crowd as he comes off the top rope missing Vic Flair, and connecting strait into booger T's chest as Nacho is layed out over him knocked out as well from his fear of heights.

The ref goes for the pin................</font>

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Booger T kicks out. Booger T then gets up. The Cat and Booger T exchange blows. Booger then scizzor kicks Cat. Booger then goes for the pin. Vic Flair gets up and drops an elbow on Booger.