Johnny Perfect & Vexed VS Cerberus & Shadow

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The fans look on in shock at the amount of carnage that has happened in just this one single tag match. All four men by now are moving there bodies and Perfect is first to his feet but immidently followed by Shadow. The two hold onto the ropes, barely keeping each other on there feet. The two finally manage to stand on there own two feet without the ropes and draw closer towards each other. Within moments the two are throwing left and right punches at each other, neither are really effective but they do the job. Shadow manages to get the better of Perfect and then looks for an irish whip which Perfect manages to reverse and whips Shadow across the ring and Shadow is sent flying into the broken end of the ring and over to the outside.

JR: Wheather your a giant or a five foot cruiserweight that right there had to of hurt

Perfect is now beggining to stagger around the ring a little and still both Vexed and Cerberus are attempting to get to there feet. Perfect takes his chance to get a short breather in and rolls out of the ring to the outside and gets down to his knees to search under the ring apron again.

King: I wonder what JP is looking for JR?

JR: Errr a weapon maybe?

King: Oh shutup JR and stop copying everything I say!

Perfect begins to pull out something from underneath the ring and to the fans enjoyment it is none other than a ladder. The crowd erupt as Perfect brings the ladder fully out from under the ring. Perfect slides the ladder into the ring and then follows it, bringing himself into the center of the ring. By now Vexed and Cerberus have finally made it to there feet, yet Vexed is leant against one corner seeming to not be able to hardly move. Cerberus begins to stagger towards Perfect who sends a hard right chop into his chest followed by a right hand punch. Cerberus refuses to go down though and Perfect sends a high kick into the groinal area of Cerberus, yet still this only brings him down to his knees.

King: I told you JR! Theres not a damn thing that can put Cerberus down to the canvas anymore!

Perfect shaking his head at this and grabs ahold of the ladder as Cerberus once again makes it to his feet. Perfect holds the ladder in both hands and runs towards the huge Cerberus and crushes the ladder into the body of Cerberus, sending him staggering back and down to the canvas.

JR: Im sure that move right there will have something to say about that statement King

Perfect now setting up the ladder on the inside of the ring while on the outside Shadow is starting to bring himself to his feet. Perfect begins to climb the steps of the ladder with all the energy he has left and finally makes it to the top. By now on the outside Shadow has got to his feet and is trying to bring himself round to understand what sort of world he is in. Shadow doesnt have any time to do that though...

...AND THROUGH THE AIR COMES JOHNNY PERFECT WITH A MOONSAULT FROM THE TOP OF THE LADDER ALL THE WAY TO THE OUTSIDE, CATCHING SHADOW AND SENDING BOTH MEN DOWN TO THE MAT...

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Shadow gets crushed to the floor by the falling body of Johnny Perfect and the two lie motionless on the outside while the fans scream and cheer for the insane move by Perfect. Eventually Perfect starts to move around, holding his knee as though he has injured it. Shadow also starts to move, crawling towards the ring apron and using it to drag himself up to his feet. He gasps for air after having had his lungs crushed by the incredible moonsault. Inside the ring, Vexed is choking Cerberus with his boot and the referee is trying to make him stop in vain, realising that he has lost all control of this matchup. Perfect starts to attack Shadow with tired but determined punches, slowly knocking him back to the floor, but then Shadow leg trips Perfect and he catches the ring apron right on his chin, snapping his head back violently. Perfect falls to the floor once again and Shadow is able to get back up to climb into the ring. He grabs Vexed and pulls him away from Cerberus, knocking him to the mat with a big right hand and then taunts him, telling him to get up.

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Vexed gets back up to his feet and blocks Shadow’s attempt at a right hand, levelling him with his own that sends Shadow rolling across the mat towards the ropes! The CWE superstar stands up and starts to run back towards Vexed, but Johnny Perfect reaches in from the outside and grabs him by the ankles, tripping him up so that he drops face first into the mat! The GTU Champion drags Shadow back to the outside and begins to beat on him again, while Vexed looks on with a smile. He fails to notice Cerberus approaching behind him though, and Cerberus locks on to Vexed in a Full Nelson position, squeezing him tight so that he begins to cut off the circulation to Vexed’s arms. The former IC Neo Champion tries to squirm to evade the move, but then the Inferno begins to lift him up for a Full Nelson Slam…<font size=4>THEN TURNS HIM OVER A FULL ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY DEGREES…</font><font size=6>AND HAMMERS VEXED’S CRANIUM REMORSELESSLY INTO THE MAT WITH WHAT CAN ONLY BE DESCRIBED AS A MODIFIED PILEDRIVER! </font>

JR: JESUS CHRIST! WHAT IN THE HELL WAS THAT? VEXED MIGHT HAVE BRAIN DAMAGE! HE MIGHT HAVE A BROKEN NECK!

King: I thought it was going to be a Full Nelson Slam, but then he flipped it all the way over! Did he mean to do that?

The CWE Undisputed Champion clearly did mean to execute that move, because he is standing over the lifeless body of Vexed with a sadistic, satanic grin spreading across his face. Vexed’s head lolls strangely to one side, as though his neck is unable to support it properly, and things are about to get a whole lot worse for him. Cerberus has walked over to the ladder that Johnny Perfect used for his moonsault, and he is beginning to climb it. On the outside, Johnny is now midway through lifting Shadow into the casket when he notices the seven foot four monster scaling the ladder. He hesitates for a moment, contemplating whether to go and help Vexed or not, but that moment of hesitation allows Shadow to get a kick in to Johnny’s temple and knock him away and to the floor!

JR: I do not believe this match! Cerberus is climbing the ladder? What is going on here?

King: He’s probably not thinking clearly JR. They have all beaten each other up quite a lot.

Cerberus makes it up the last few rungs of the ladder and begins to stand up on the top, looking down at the sprawled body of Vexed. He begins to lose his balance…<font size=4>SO HE QUICKLY LEAPS OFF TOWARDS VEXED AND SEEMS TO FLOAT THROUGH THE AIR…</font><font size=7>UNTIL HE HITS THE BODY OF VEXED WITH AN IMPACT LIKE A BOMB DROPPING ON A HOUSE! THE BODY OF VEXED JOLTS AS IF A LARGE BURST OF ELECTRICITY HAS BEEN FIRED THROUGH IT AND THERE IS A SOUND WHICH SOUNDS VERY MUCH LIKE A BONE CRACKING! </font>

JR: OH DEAR GOD! TELL ME HE DIDN’T JUST DO THAT! CERBERUS DELIVERED A BODY SPLASH FROM THE TOP OF THE LADDER!

King: THREE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY NINE POUNDS ALL CONNECTING RIGHT ACROSS VEXED! HOW CAN EITHER MAN FIGHT ON AFTER THAT?

On the outside, Shadow has just knocked Johnny down and is standing with his mouth wide open in amazement, looking at the slumped body of Cerberus across the crushed Vexed. It is Perfect’s turn to catch him by surprise, scooping him up from behind and again starting to tip him into the casket…