Ash Cinders VS Xstasy

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Both men are once again down on their backs. Ash Cinders slowly rolls over now lying on his stomach and clutching his back from the pain induced by that crash into the cage. Xstasy lays on the ground as well, holding his severely injured knee. Xstasy cringes in pain while Ash is heard moaning in the background. Both these men have ripped each other to shreds like that Mother Goose story about the cat and the dog....(I don't know how I remember that story)... this match has just been a marathon of pain for these two! Will these men finally give up? No that isn't even the question, will these two men survive?? They aren't about to give up, too much is at stake tonight. Their pride, their glory, and theirchance for vengeance against one another...all on the line.

Ash finally is back up to all fours and grabs onto the side of that cage. He begins to haul himself up to his feet with its support, but he still holds his back. Ash then turns around to see Xstasy having trouble getting up to that bad leg of his. Ash now hobbles over towards Xstasy and grabs him up to his feet. Ash sluggishly grabs Xstasy underboth arms, into a full nelson. Ash then jumps foward and plants Xstasy right onto the ramp with a fullnelson facecrusher!! That move just drove Xstasy face first into the hard ramp, preventing him from even getting his hands up to block it! Ash Cinders, as fast as he can, rolls over Xstasy and hooks the leg, 1........2.......Xstasy just gets his shoulder up! Ash, almost expecting Xstasy to kick out gets up to his feet and stomps on his injured leg, he then turns around to see the stretcher. Ash then begins to grin as another plot unfolds in his sadistic mind.

Ash stomps on Xstasy once more and goes over to the stretcher. He moves it back a little and then looks behind him to see Xstasy lying on the ground right behind him. Ash adjusts the stretcher for a moment and then grabs onto its front holds. Ash then lifts the stretcher right over his head, and drops down onto his back SUPLEXING THE STRETCHER! The stretcher slams down with amazing momentum and lands right ontop of Xstasy!! What an odd yet effective move by Ash! The stretcher bounces off Xstasy and lands to the side. Ash Cinders lies on his back for a moment, lifting that stretcher took a lot out of him. Ash then begins to crawl over to Xstasy to drape the arm! ONE......................TWO...............THR-NO!!! XSTASY JUST GETS THE SHOULDER UP! Where are both of these men getting this energy from??? They've done everything their sinister minds can come up with to one another, yet they still manage to kick out!!

Ash Cinders looks up in shock, he then lies down on his side, looking like he's about to cry! How does Xstasy keep doing this to him!? The human body can't take this kind of damage, but Xstasy's seemingly can!! Ash Cinders takes a deep breath and gets up to his feet once again. Ash then grabs Xstasy by a big clump of hair (how many times has he done that!?) and drags him up to his feet. Ash then begins to walk to the side of the ring/cell, forcing Xstasy to hobble along after him. Ash then turns around to the cell and slams Xstasy face first into the steel!! Ash then runs towards the barricade and slams Xstasy right onto the back of his head, RIGHT ONTO THE BARRICADE! Ash bends down for a breather and then walks towards the cell. Xstasy slowly begins to rise to a knee as Ash Cinders crouches in front of him, ready to pounce. ASH THEN CHARGES XSTASY, SPEAR! NO, XSTASY ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY IN TIME AND ASH CRASHES RIGHT INTO THE BARRICADE! Ash just butted heads with the barricade and I think the barricade won! Ash now lies slumping over the barricade as Xstasy gets back up to his feet.
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Xstasy drags himself up to his feet with the aide of the barrier, he walks over to Ash and stomps on his chest with his good leg. Ash slumps down
to the ground and Xstasy grabs him by the neck and forces Ash up to his feet. He slams Ash’s head onto the barrier, Ash flies up into the air and
Xstasy grabs hold of the back of his neck again, he throws Ash unmercifully into the side of the Hell In A Cell structure. Ash slumps up against the
steel, holding himself up with his hand until Xstasy pulls him by the hair and drags him over in the direction of the announce tables. But Ash
snaps his upper body and pushes Xstasy away, Xstasy turns and moves towards Ash pretty quickly, looking for a clothesline. Ash ducks under the clothes
line and Xstasy turns only to see Ash running back at him looking for a Benoit-like Forearm smash! But Xstasy ducks down and flips Ash over into a
Back Body Drop!! Ash flies through the air and hits his back on the steel before dropping down awkwardly on the back of his head!!

JR: Oh dear King, Ash hit that steel cell spine first and then landed on the back of his head on the floor.

King: He must be out of it at the moment.

JR: Well there doesn’t seem to be much movement.

Xstasy refuses to pin Ash though, instead he drags Ash’s lifeless, unmoving body over towards the announce table. He grabs Ash in a front
face lock and then pulls him high into the air in a Vertical Suplex, Xstasy holds Ash up in the air for as long as he can muster before jumping into the
air and dropping Ash spine first across the announce table!! The table crashes... wait, no it doesn’t! The table stays upright and Ash arches his spine across it in an unusually awkward manner!! Xstasy looks over at Ash frustrated, obviously he expected the table to break! Xstasy puts his hand on his chin, stroking his bloodstained facial hair, trying to think of
what he could possibly do next to injure Ash and get this match over and done with.. that is until he gets an idea, a light bulb turns on somewhere
in his head and he begins to walk back around towards the ramp side of the
cell.

JR: Where the hell is he going? He has Ash lying across the Spanish Announce
table right here, he needs to capitalize on that quickly!

King: I think he might be doing that JR, he seems to have a plan in that
wacky mind of his.

Xstasy stops half way to the ramp and then turns again and looks at Ash, he pumps himself up slightly and then takes off running.. but he’s aimed at
the barrier? Xstasy leaps up into the air, landing perfectly on the barrier, he charges along the barrier at the fastest pace his injured knee will allow and runs around the corner, now facing the announce table that Ash is lying horizontally across! Xstasy keeps running until he reaches the end of the barrier, the end of the line.. AND HE LAUNCHES HIMSELF INTO THE
AIR AND FLIES WITH A RUNNING SHOOTING STAR PRESS TOWARDS ASH!! XSTASY FLIPS BACKWARDS IN MID AIR AND THEN LANDS WITH HIS CHEST AGAINST ASH’S AND THE
ANNOUNCE TABLE CRASHES DOWN WITH APLOMB!! XSTASY ROLLS ONTO HIS BACK AND LOOKS UP AT THE CEILING BEFORE CLOSING HIS EYES. ASH IS STILL NOT MOVING AS
BOTH MEN LIE IN THE REMAINS OF THE SPANISH ANNOUNCE TABLE!!!

JR: OH MY GOD!! OH MY GOD!! XSTASY FLEW!! XSTASY FLEW!!

King: THAT WAS AMAZING!! I DON’T THINK I’VE SEEN ANYONE DISPLAY SUCH BALANCE
BEFORE IN MY ENTIRE LIFE!!

JR: But he can’t have much left in him now, clearly the announce table
crashing down to the ground has had an adverse effect on Xstasy here.

King: The same can be said for Ash, I don’t even know if he’s breathing...
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How the hell did Xstasy do that with the injured leg!? He just endured the pain, jumped up onto the barricade ran across it balanced and hit a shootstar press like it was nothing! If Xstasy can do that you have got to think this match is in his favor now! Or it was possibly just in desperation, only time will tell! Xstasy now in the remains of that table begins to roll away from the crash site. Ash Cinders still stays unmoving on the ground, that move may have been the last move Ash's body could take! And that suplex before hand was brutal! It would have been better if it just broke on him, but now he MUST have some spinal damage! Xstasy now again on his back begins to slowly sit up, Xstasy has got a bit of fight left in him with or without that right leg! Xstasy turns over and digs his palms and knees into the mat. He pushes off his good left knee and is now back to his feet after that incredibly daring Shooting Star Press!

Xstasy pushes his blood drenched hair back and looks around in a slight daze. He spots Ash Cinders still lying on that pile of table remains and quickly does a half hobble over towards him. Xstasy stomps on Ash Cinders and lifts him back up to his feet. Ash droops down, he's basically a dead weight at this point! Xstasy grabs Ash by the legs, is this the Natural High?! No, Ash Cinders finally comes to it and hits Xstasy with a double axe handle to the back! Xstasy drops to his knees and Ash hits him with a hard and vicious knee to the face! Ash then hits Xstasy with a hard blow right to the head! Xstasy topples to the mat from that hard shot as Ash turns his head towards the Spanish Announcer table.

Hugo: "iHola ASH CINDERS!"

Ash Cinders: "Right get the hell up and out of the chair."

Hugo: "No hablo ingles...para...yo pienso que tu no sabes espanol..."

Ash Cinders: "Right...stop the gibberish and get up."

Hugo: "Silencio! tu eres un burro!"

Ash Cinders: "...rrrright..."

Ash Cinders then knocks the Spanish Announcer off of his chair and takes it. Ash then folds up his chair as he turns his back to Hugo. Hugo in the meanwhile continues to call Ash a jackass in spanish...

Hugo: "BURRO!! BUURRRRRROOOOO!!!"

Ash Cinders ignores the ramblings and goes back to Xstasy who is getting back up to his knees. Ash Cinders raises the chair above his head AND SLAMS IT DOWN RIGHT OVER XSTASY'S HEAD WITH A KNOCKOUT SHOT!!!

Hugo: "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

As the Spanish Announcers ramble on Ash Cinders hits Xstasy in the back with a spine bending chairshot!! Ash takes pleasure with each shot he hits to Xstasy. Xstasy lies face down on the mat but Ash throws the chair to the side, he's taking too much pleasure to stop now. Ash Cinders lifts Xstasy up and hits him with a hard elbow to the his bloodied face. Ash then lifts Xstasy up by one leg, AND SLAMS HIM FACE FIRST INTO THE STEEL WITH A FLAPJACK!! Xstasy bounces off the cell and drops down to the ground as Ash Cinders looms over him. Ash stomps on Xstasy for a moment, he then lifts him back up to his feet. Ash lifts Xstasy up with a scoop up and goes for a running powerslam into the cell, but Xstasy drops down and sends Ash into the cell!! Ash turns around but recieves a kick to the midsection from Xstasy, Xstasy then grabs Ash Cinders by the head and rolls into a smallpackage!!! 1............2.............ASH CINDERS JUST KICKED OUT! A NEAR FALL BY XSTASY!! Xstasy proves to Ash once again that he shouldn't be taken lightly in this match up!

(credit to Xstasy for the Spanish Announcer Idea :P)
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