Round 3- The CWE Battle Royale: TF Block 5~10 Mins

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Round 3- The CWE Battle Royale: TF Block 5~10 Mins

The Elimination list for this TF block is as follows:

- Jack E, Breaker eliminates~~> Wolf

- Darkspade eliminates~~> Xstasy

- Limit eliminates~~> Darkspade
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See you guys can make fat jokes, but there's no way you can lift me over the top...

AidanONeill

While Wolf goes for a beer, Vertabreaker, the Limit and Jack E Breaker are all trying in vain to lift Cerberus over the top rope. The Inferno is using a combination of holding onto the ropes and his sheer weight to keep himself inside the ring, despite the best efforts of his adversaries. He manages to wriggle an arm free and brings his elbow down across the back of Limit's head, dropping him to one knee! The CWE Undisputed Champion follows this up by going low with a kick on Vertabreaker, leaving only Jack E Breaker trying to lift him over at the moment. Determined to get out of this situation, Cerberus places both hands on Jack's shoulders and shoves him backwards as hard as he can, sending Jack head over heels and landing face down on the mat! Disentangling various parts of his body from the ropes and getting both feet firmly back on the canvas, Cerberus finds himself under attack again as the Limit puts him in a headlock!

JR: Wolf's strategy may be smart, but I'm not sure that it's very useful to Cerberus. He could really do with some help in there!

King: Maybe he could give Cerberus a beer. Beer is good.

The Limit's headlock does not last long, as Cerberus powers upwards, lifting him into a backdrop position...<font size=5>AND THEN WHIRLING HIM ROUND INTO A SIDEWALK SLAM WITH EXTRA IMPACT!</font> Cerberus stands back up and gestures to Wolf, who promptly grabs a second beer and throws it into the ring! The Inferno catches it, then turns around...<font size=4>TO GIVE VERTABREAKER A BEER-CAN LOADED PUNCH THAT SENDS HIM SPRAWLING ACROSS THE MAT!</font> The Inferno cracks open the mangled can, takes a swig from it, then turns again to the rising Jack E Breaker...<font size=4>AND KNOCKS HIM BACKWARDS AND BETWEEN THE ROPES WITH A SECOND BEER-CAN PUNCH WHICH SPRAYS ALCOHOL EVERYWHERE!</font>

King: YES! I was so right JR!

JR: Wolf's sitting right there King. I think he heard you.

Eager to avoid another "Everyone Throw Cerberus Out" situation, the Inferno also steps between the ropes and goes to the outside to continue his attack on Jack E Breaker...
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ok, the eliminate your self - fat looser!

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Mathew struggles to his feet, and eager to gain revenge, spots Cerb on the outside and climbs between the ropes and uses them to propell himself into Cerb with a cross body.

Mat and Jack pick Cerb up and throw him into the securtiy barrier and stomp away.

JR, "Things don't look good for the Inferno here!"

All of a sudden, Cerb his Jack E Breaker in the face and looks to hit The Welsh Wonder, but Mathew hops back and gets out of the way as Cerebus pounds on Jack.

Cole, "That's smart by The Universal Combat Champ, getting out of the way of Cerebus' rage."

Mathew hops onto the barrier and races allong, leaping off with a corkscrew body press into Jack nad Cerb
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