((ooc: thinking to myself... so the best creature wrestler would be someone that I would assume turned heads, had a unique approach both with RPs and matches, is NOT an official to remain fair since more than 50% of the awards were given to either Viper or Conner..... so let's see... let's see who won the best award.... hmmmm...)))
Howard Finkle"We've come to our final award and it's the big one! Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls of all ages, the award for Creature/Wrestler of the year is another TIE!!! And the winners are"
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"CONNER PRAVUS and VIPER!!!"
((ooc: **slaps his face** WHO WOULD HAVE THUNKED THIS ONE UP?! Of course these two losers would get the award... it wasn't enough that one of them got it- but- nupe- ironically both of them got it.... so recap. The players who got any award that was not associated with or is Viper/Conner was really the trash awards... and these two egotistical pricks just couldn't help themselves and praise themselves.... and you wonder just why the dominoes fell and I eventually confronted Viper about this shit? So who is the REAL villain here? It was always her.))
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3 years in a row! *weg* and here I am acting all innocent and humble hehe you fucking stupid suckers!
When their names were announced, the cameras zoomed right in for closeups on Conner and Viper as they arose from their seats with their fingers interlaced and with a passing glance between them, raised their arms high into the air amidst the thunderous applause of the fans and media to the pure envy from members of the roster!
J.R: "Wow a tie! Can you believe it?"
King: "If it were anyone else, i'd say no but it's Conenr and Viper! Just look at the impact these two superstars have made and continue to make. Conner and Viper have swept the Megaslams and this award is the jewel in their crowns. They are the undisputed king and queen of all pro-wrestling and sports entertainment!"
As photographers shot roll after roll of film, Conner and Viper threw on their shades and began to walk arrogantly down the aisle to the stage to collect their 7th award, each! But as they got half way, they both turned to look over their shoulders and with a whistle from Conner, the Coach and Michael Cole came down the aisle wearing two little maid's hats much to the amusement of the crowds and pushing two gold plated wheelbarrels that held all 12 of the awards that they had already won.
Reaching the stage, they continued walking to the podium, leaving Cole and Coach to deal with getting the wheelbarrels up the steps without scratching the wheelbarrels or disturbing their awards under penalty of death...
"Just look at all of our awards Conner, 7 each, 14 awards between us! Just goes to show that we are the best, we are the King and Queen of the Cwe! Baby, it truly sucks not to be us especially tonight or any other night!"
((ooc: So yes. Objectively, here- I know I've been making puns at this atrocity, how the fuck, as an impartial official, can you justify this crap? All she had to do was just honestly bow out of even being nominated and allow someone else to win because this whole thing is a popularity contest more than anything- OF COURSE she will be voted. Since 90% of the roster are her friends. And here I am painted as this self-centered person, whereas she gobbles up all of the awards and praises, and still she wasn't satisfied.... fuck her.))
J.R: "Wow a tie! Can you believe it?"
King: "If it were anyone else, i'd say no but it's Conenr and Viper! Just look at the impact these two superstars have made and continue to make. Conner and Viper have swept the Megaslams and this award is the jewel in their crowns. They are the undisputed king and queen of all pro-wrestling and sports entertainment!"
As photographers shot roll after roll of film, Conner and Viper threw on their shades and began to walk arrogantly down the aisle to the stage to collect their 7th award, each! But as they got half way, they both turned to look over their shoulders and with a whistle from Conner, the Coach and Michael Cole came down the aisle wearing two little maid's hats much to the amusement of the crowds and pushing two gold plated wheelbarrels that held all 12 of the awards that they had already won.
Reaching the stage, they continued walking to the podium, leaving Cole and Coach to deal with getting the wheelbarrels up the steps without scratching the wheelbarrels or disturbing their awards under penalty of death...
"Just look at all of our awards Conner, 7 each, 14 awards between us! Just goes to show that we are the best, we are the King and Queen of the Cwe! Baby, it truly sucks not to be us especially tonight or any other night!"
((ooc: So yes. Objectively, here- I know I've been making puns at this atrocity, how the fuck, as an impartial official, can you justify this crap? All she had to do was just honestly bow out of even being nominated and allow someone else to win because this whole thing is a popularity contest more than anything- OF COURSE she will be voted. Since 90% of the roster are her friends. And here I am painted as this self-centered person, whereas she gobbles up all of the awards and praises, and still she wasn't satisfied.... fuck her.))
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