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Best New Match

Howard Finkle "Next is the award for the Best New Match and the winner is, tie! The winners are Steel City and The Hospital Match!!"
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Yay, I won something, and I suck!... yeah I know right? Shocking someone else and not Viper or Conner won something LMAO

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JR, "Well before Mathew Williams comes out to accept his award for creating the Steel City match, let's take a look at a video package of this sick and twisted match up."

*The screen shows the scene from the first Steel City match, as the 40ft high Steel City Prison is lowered at the King of Pain 2004 PPV. The lights are flickering as ominous music plays

JR, "This is the most vile structure in the history of this company. It's forty foot high, the walls are solid steel, not bars, or mesh or chain but Plate steel, the only way we will be able to see the goins on is through cameras inside the structure. The only way to win is to climb up the internal ladders from the first "cage" to the second the up another ladeer to the top.The Winner is the first person to climb down the side of teh cage and touch the floor"

Then "Paloquios Laughter" by Fightstar kicks in and we see shots from teh two previous Steel City Matches - "The Limit" Mathew Williams vs Viper and Gideon vs DarkRaven.

There are shots of The Limit smashing a Lighttube across Viper's jaw, Gideon falling from the ladder on the second level, crashing to the steel below.

As teh ripping guitar riff kicks in we are shown shots of the four competitors bieng thrown face first into teh steel walls and the razor wire lining the walls of the second level

A shot of Raven climbing down the cage wall is shown followed by a shot of one of the sickest bumps in CWE history - Viper and Mathew plumeting from the top of the prison 40 feet through teh steel rampway!!! The shot is repeated from several angles

JR, "OH MY GOD!!!! GOOD GOD ALLMIGHTY! THEY ARE BROKEN IN HALF! THE RAMP HAS A HUGE HOLE IN IT AND WE HAVE TWO CWE STARS LAYING BATTERED AND BROKEN UNDERNEETH IT!!!"

King, "JR, we need EMT's out here, I....I just can't explain this to anyone what...JR that Steel City prison is 40 foot high and Mathew Williams and Viper just flew off the top of it."

The package ends with a tracking shot of the prison*

"Song 3" by Robbie Williams blasts over the PA as The Limit walks out from teh back and up to the podium, wearing the custamory suit worn at CreatureMania's

"Well, first I'd like to thank everyone who voted for this Match up. It was a great pleasure for me kicking teh Holy hell out of that bitch Viper. And Gideon vs Raven was a damn fine effort too. So once again thank you for this, it means a lot! Diolch a nos dda!"

Mathewsalutes the fans. raises his trophy and leaves the stage
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I agree with you, I suck! I should had 'won' this award too!!!!

After the Limit left the stage, Viper made her way up onto the stage wearing her Gabbana and Dulce backless evening gown in champagne and champagne colored diamonds dangling from her ear lobes and around her neck. Holding the three other awards she had already won, one for Best Mic, Best Attire and Best Faction in her hands, she set them on the podium beside the fourth, for her creation, the Hospital Match and spoke into the microphone.

J.R: "Viper did pretty well for herself this year, she's won four awards already and the show isn't even half over!"

King: "You know it. Look at all that gold in front of her and J.R. you k now that this award won't be the last one for her or for the rest of the members of Elite"

<font color=red>"Now that the insipid little maggot has scurried away from the stage, i'd like to say a few words real quick. First, thank you to everyone that voted for the Hospital match it was incredible fun tangling with Red Spyder, he is definitely one of my favorite people to play with"</font>

King: "Ha! Gotta love Viper, play, she toyed and tore into him like a kid tears into a present at Christmas time"

J.R: "Absolutely, they both tore into each other like two people possessed. I'm still quite shocked that both of them didn't end up in a body bag that night"

<font color=red>"It's great to see that everyone that voted for it has excellent taste, you all just can't get enough of me but i'd also like to thank Conner Pravus for visiting me during the match, just seeing his gorgeous face, made looking at Red's far from handsome face, more tolerable while I kicked his ass, thank you baby and congratulations on Best Tag team!"</font>

J.R: "I can't believe her nerve"

King:" What are you on about? She's thanking and congratulating Conner and thanking the voters. Just can't take you anywhere can we J.R.?"

J.R: "....."

<font color=red>"Lastly, i'd like to give a shout out to the Limit for Steel City, as you all know, I was in the very first one and quite honestly, I didn't even know that Gideon and Raven had even done one heh heh heh guess they're that unmemorable but I digress."

"To the Welsh wanker for Steel City, you know that you only won that award because I was in it with you and not only kicking your ass over every inch of it, I was painting it red with your blood as well so I suppose I should accept your thank you for making you look somewhat good. So thanks again, for letting me show you how it's done" </font>

Thousands of flashes from cameras went off as Viper exited the stage and returned to her seat, now holding 4 awards...

(ooc) Hehe seriously, thank you to everyone that voted for the hospital match, it really was great fun and big thanks to Red, Conner and Gojinn, you guys are awesome!! Mat, congrats on Steel city ya done good and for kissing my hairy titty ass and going to DWF to screw over Spadey since I am a self-centered egotistical cunt. *weg*
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