Howard Finkle "Next up is the award for Best Ring Attire the best saggy tits and your winner is, Viper!"
((ooc: Oh c'mon bitch.... really?))
Best Ring Attire
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As soon as the Fink announced Viper's name, "Sexy Lady" by Shaggy began to play over the speakers and the huge screen lit up with a pictorial showing vignettes of Viper making her entrances wearing a variety of outfits, from her scuplted black leather to her low rise leather pants in colors like black and metallic red to her liquid bubble gum pink, spandex short shorts and matching halter to the baby tees and sports bras that she had worn to the countless pay per views and on regular programming. Each one inciting cheers, howls and applause from the fans watching the awards in the arena and in reserved stands.
When the vignettes came to a halt, the search lights swept over the room and stopped on Viper as she got out of her seat and made her way to the stage in a designer Dulce and Gabbana backless evening gown in champagne with tiny spaghetti straps and a side slit over her left thigh Her diamonds were Tiffany and her dyed to match shoes, Prada. The flashes went off and the cameras zoomed in with close-up after close-up on Viper as the cheers erupted again while she walked across the stage and stopped to do a slow turn to show off her dress before coming to stand behind the podium accepting her award.
<font color=red>"So what are you saying? That i'm too sexy for the ring? You better believe it baby!" </font>
King: jumping around excitedly "I believe it! I'm a believer!"
J.R: "Time to hose down the King"
<font color=red>"I want to thank everyone that voted for me, you all truly appreciate great talent that is only matched by beauty, style, class and star power, and that's what I am. Thanks again and you'll be seeing even more of all of this"</font>
King: "Even more?! Woohooo! You know what that means right J.R? Skimpier outfits!"
J.R: "Oh dear, any smaller and we'll have to keep you on ice, literally"
Taking her award, Viper walked from behind the podium and spun around again, this time flashing the cameras a brilliant smile before she walked off the stage with win number one...
When the vignettes came to a halt, the search lights swept over the room and stopped on Viper as she got out of her seat and made her way to the stage in a designer Dulce and Gabbana backless evening gown in champagne with tiny spaghetti straps and a side slit over her left thigh Her diamonds were Tiffany and her dyed to match shoes, Prada. The flashes went off and the cameras zoomed in with close-up after close-up on Viper as the cheers erupted again while she walked across the stage and stopped to do a slow turn to show off her dress before coming to stand behind the podium accepting her award.
<font color=red>"So what are you saying? That i'm too sexy for the ring? You better believe it baby!" </font>
King: jumping around excitedly "I believe it! I'm a believer!"
J.R: "Time to hose down the King"
<font color=red>"I want to thank everyone that voted for me, you all truly appreciate great talent that is only matched by beauty, style, class and star power, and that's what I am. Thanks again and you'll be seeing even more of all of this"</font>
King: "Even more?! Woohooo! You know what that means right J.R? Skimpier outfits!"
J.R: "Oh dear, any smaller and we'll have to keep you on ice, literally"
Taking her award, Viper walked from behind the podium and spun around again, this time flashing the cameras a brilliant smile before she walked off the stage with win number one...
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