Most Humorous Award
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Most humorous(Naturally)
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Astin sits solemnly for a moment...before a single tear is shed as the crowd begin to cheer.....He finally makes his way up to the stage....where he accepts the award and steps up to the podium....pulling cards out of the pockets in his Blue Tux...
Astin:Id like to thank everyone who made this possible.....which naturally means me and only me....I rule dont I?....Id also like to thank the fine publishers of StuffingBallotBoxesforDummies.....written by Jorge.U.U.Bosch.....and of course I cant forget my writing team...and whoever told me about that 100 monkeys writing on 100 typewritters idea....it really worked out great.....well...aside from this speech.....somebody is getting fired for it.....and did I mention I wanted to thank myself for Ruling so hard?...I did?Alright...how about for looking so good?
The music begins to play...
Astin: Oh and how could I forget thanking Viper for wanting me so hard......and everyone else for not being funny in anyw...
The music starts playing louder...
Astin: Nobody plays me off the stage!!...
A giant cane comes from side-stage....grabs him by the neck and pulls him away....
Astin sits solemnly for a moment...before a single tear is shed as the crowd begin to cheer.....He finally makes his way up to the stage....where he accepts the award and steps up to the podium....pulling cards out of the pockets in his Blue Tux...
Astin:Id like to thank everyone who made this possible.....which naturally means me and only me....I rule dont I?....Id also like to thank the fine publishers of StuffingBallotBoxesforDummies.....written by Jorge.U.U.Bosch.....and of course I cant forget my writing team...and whoever told me about that 100 monkeys writing on 100 typewritters idea....it really worked out great.....well...aside from this speech.....somebody is getting fired for it.....and did I mention I wanted to thank myself for Ruling so hard?...I did?Alright...how about for looking so good?
The music begins to play...
Astin: Oh and how could I forget thanking Viper for wanting me so hard......and everyone else for not being funny in anyw...
The music starts playing louder...
Astin: Nobody plays me off the stage!!...
A giant cane comes from side-stage....grabs him by the neck and pulls him away....
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