Howard Finkle "The award for the Best Faction is next and the winner is ELITE!!"
((ooc: LOL! Well... yeah... the ONLY faction at that time aside from their only competition called 'Monopoly' because they absorbed too many players into 'Elite' and upsetting the game balance.... so in many ways I am revoking their fucking award for screwing up the game balance. Fuck them lol))
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#1 and also the only faction because we have EVERYONE in one faction... going stupid
The moment Elite's name was read off the audience's eyes rolled over in boredom, the tron flashed to life with an image of a cross engulfed with flames and lightning bearing the name of Elite...
One by one, Elite left their seats and strode down the aisle, filing onto the stage and after taking their awards, leveled their gazes and intimidating the Fink and the presenters into backing away from their presence.
J.R: "What a despicable act, Elite are a bunch of bullies, did you see how they intimidated those poor people ?"
King: <i>laughing "Hell yeah I did, Fink nearly lost his comb over!"
J.R: "...."
Once Elite had all eyes turned to them and the entire spotlight for themselves, Elite lined up behind the podium and began to congratulate each other before turning their attention back to the cameras, the crowds and the rest of the roster.
Glancing at one another, Viper smiled and moved to speak into the mic first...</i>
<font color=red>"Didn't we tell you that Elite was the best? Didn't we tell you that it sucks not to be us? Well maybe now you believe it, just look at us! Elite is the Megslams, Elite is CM5! We are running rampant and dominating everyone and everything and it's only going to get better, for us that is, worse for you but feel free to beg for mercy, you may catch us on a more, forgiving day, maybe. No guts no glory right?"</font>
J.R: "Yeah right, Elite merciful? No guts is exactly what anyone that stands against them will have when it's all said and done"
King: "And no teeth, don't forget no teeth"
J.R: "Trust me, I didn't"
<font color=red>"We are not just the industry standard, we ARE the industry! If you take anything out of this, take this, to heart. When you mess with the best, you die like the rest..."</font>
With as grin, Viper stepped back to let the next Elite member step forward to speak...
(ooc) Thanks everyone, I mean, well... everyone IS ELITE... heheh to hell with game balancing, right?! this sucks my hairy titty ass!
One by one, Elite left their seats and strode down the aisle, filing onto the stage and after taking their awards, leveled their gazes and intimidating the Fink and the presenters into backing away from their presence.
J.R: "What a despicable act, Elite are a bunch of bullies, did you see how they intimidated those poor people ?"
King: <i>laughing "Hell yeah I did, Fink nearly lost his comb over!"
J.R: "...."
Once Elite had all eyes turned to them and the entire spotlight for themselves, Elite lined up behind the podium and began to congratulate each other before turning their attention back to the cameras, the crowds and the rest of the roster.
Glancing at one another, Viper smiled and moved to speak into the mic first...</i>
<font color=red>"Didn't we tell you that Elite was the best? Didn't we tell you that it sucks not to be us? Well maybe now you believe it, just look at us! Elite is the Megslams, Elite is CM5! We are running rampant and dominating everyone and everything and it's only going to get better, for us that is, worse for you but feel free to beg for mercy, you may catch us on a more, forgiving day, maybe. No guts no glory right?"</font>
J.R: "Yeah right, Elite merciful? No guts is exactly what anyone that stands against them will have when it's all said and done"
King: "And no teeth, don't forget no teeth"
J.R: "Trust me, I didn't"
<font color=red>"We are not just the industry standard, we ARE the industry! If you take anything out of this, take this, to heart. When you mess with the best, you die like the rest..."</font>
With as grin, Viper stepped back to let the next Elite member step forward to speak...
(ooc) Thanks everyone, I mean, well... everyone IS ELITE... heheh to hell with game balancing, right?! this sucks my hairy titty ass!
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Khoi stepped up and with a smirk looked around at the rest of the roster and then at the fans that were there.-<font color=red>"Honestly guys I just don't see why you all came. I mean Elite's going to get the awards. I really don't see why you'd come....Wait yes I do. You all couldn't bare not to see us could you. I mean if you can't be Elite you might as well try to be in the same room as them right? Now I know why each and everyone of you keeps lining up to get their asses kicked by us. You think if we hit you enough times maybe some Eliteness will rub off on you...That's pathetic! God I knew it sucked not to be us but I had no idea it sucked that bad! If I knew what it was like to suck as much as all of you maybe I'd feel bad for you all but I don't so Fuck yall and everyone who looks like yall."</font>
Khoi then stepped back for the next Elite member to take their turn on the mic.
Khoi stepped up and with a smirk looked around at the rest of the roster and then at the fans that were there.-<font color=red>"Honestly guys I just don't see why you all came. I mean Elite's going to get the awards. I really don't see why you'd come....Wait yes I do. You all couldn't bare not to see us could you. I mean if you can't be Elite you might as well try to be in the same room as them right? Now I know why each and everyone of you keeps lining up to get their asses kicked by us. You think if we hit you enough times maybe some Eliteness will rub off on you...That's pathetic! God I knew it sucked not to be us but I had no idea it sucked that bad! If I knew what it was like to suck as much as all of you maybe I'd feel bad for you all but I don't so Fuck yall and everyone who looks like yall."</font>
Khoi then stepped back for the next Elite member to take their turn on the mic.
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