Ishmael.
Red sputtered for air as Crymzon bounced off of him. Verta tore him to his feet and began throwing right hands without abandon into his face, and kicked him in the gut.
JR: THE KICK TO THE GUT! VERTA'S GONNA PUT HIM AWAY!
Camera's began to flash as Verta hooked Crymzon around the neck for the Vertabuster!
King: Ahhhhh!!
Verta jumped up and snapped down, sending Payne flying backwards off his shoulder as cameras flashed wildly. Verta quickly jumped onto him for the pin
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2...........
NO! Red Spyder just stomped Verta's head in!
Verta rolled off clutching his head as Red got on Payne!
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2....
Thr, oh! Verta scrambling back out of desperation and tossing Red off. The two men got to their feet and began swinging wildly connecting with right hands to each other's face.
JR: Here we go! Verta and Red Spyder one on one!
Verta ducked a punch from the champ and came around, bringing him down with a neckbreaker. Verta quickly ran towards the ropes...LIONSAULT! Verta came flying back with the lionsault...
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2...
Kick out! The champion kicked out!
Verta was obviously pissed as he tore Red to his feet and tossed him against the ropes. Verta came running towards him...
JR: He's going for the Kick 13!!
Verta jumped out with his leg extended, but Red ducked it!! Verta missed the fatal Kick 13 and landed tangled up in the ropes. Red came charging and began kicking Verta around. He tried to get his leg free as boots flew in his face. Finally out of desperation, he balled up a fist and caught Red Spyder right in the family jewels!
King: Ahahha ohhh man that sucks for Red Spyder!
Red slumped over in pain as Verta finally got free. Seeking other carnage he slipped out of the ring to see what was going on there.
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DARKSPADE
Red slumped over in pain as Verta finally got free. Seeking other carnage he slipped out of the ring to see what was going on there...
Meanwhile, The Unholy Darkspade gripps the middle rope and pulls himself-- tears himself.... drags himself up to his feet! His knee as soaken wet with blood dripping, his head oozes with open tears in his cranium, his vison was impaired and his ribs had to been broken! Slowly pacing like a mummy- Darkspade's black burnt buldged eyes widen as he spotted Crymson Payne twitching in a heap of agony from a Vertabuster unholy god! Stretching his right black-finger-cut glove apart... Spade thrusts his hand down and digs his finger's inside of Crymson's nose!!!! and rose Payne to his feet-- twists him around and over his shoulder.... and runs into the turnbuckle locking Payne upside-down in a tree of woe!!! Darkspade makes a semi-circle taking deep breaths and holding his ribs in the process and slightly limping.-- Payne was still shook and had no idea... untill.. it.. happened... that DARKSPADE makes a bull rush and baseball slides his feet into Crymson's head! Payne flops down hard to the canvas floor and Darkspade drags himself like a black-and-white film of the Dawn of the Dead and spreads his arms around Payne's chest!!! The ref catches this and goes down for the count........1.........2......
The distraught Red Spider hops to his feet and just literately drops his head down straight across Darkspade's hand and into Payne's chest!!! The count was immediately broken and Darkspade was the first to react violently but his body was in intense pain. Getting up, nonetheless, The Unholy One marks Red Spyder for death at the same time Payne rolls underneath the lower rope but falls on all fours and is clearly damaged from head trama! That was when Vertabreaker whom all the while just dragged Rick Astin's legs between the turnbuckle poles turns his sights at Payne who just made his exit outside!!! Verta looks around and then notices a goofy Asian was taking way too many snap shots of Vertabreaker with his 35mm high-ultra-deluxe digital camera from Iamthaiwaneseifyouplease Inc., RIPPPPPPPPPPING THE OVERPRICED camera from off of the Asian's neck-- and a swift slap across the face for good measure-- Verta calls out for Payne, "Hey dude, say cheese you MOTHER@##!@#@#@ER!!!"
Payne limps up and turns around slightly and then see's A BRIGHT FLASH BURN ACROSS PAYNE'S EYES!!!! Payne holds his eyes and then RAMS into the steel steps further injuring his knees!!!! Verta whips Payne around and locks him up in a Rock climber (Reverse Neckbreaker with a stall in mid-drop) and drives him into the cement floor!!!
In the ring, Darkspade and Rick Astin have locked up and then Darkspade embeds a striking punch into Astin's injured lower stomach. Spade walks with Rick and bounces him off the top rope and waits in the middle of the ring and then lowers his head to lift Rick over DS' shoulder but Rick puts on the breaks and slides across Spade's back - and locks his hands across Spade's weakened ribs!!! The momentum caused Spade to snap back and Rick Astin floggs his feet across Spade's arms in a pin-fall combination!!! Instantely the ref goes for the pin....1
2
2 1/2!!!
SPADE RAISES HIS RIGHT ARM UP AND HOLDS HIS FINGERS OUTSTRETCHED!!!!
Something deep inside of Spade-- whether it was instinct or embalming fluid- he kicked out!!! Rick lifts Spade up and goes for a powerbomb but Darkspade lifts Rick over his shoulder and slams him down!!! Darkspade drops to one knee and takes deep breaths!!!! Rick Astin again, gets up himself-- however he does it but his eyes are dazed!!! Then, Darkspade gets up to both feet and makes a run to the ropes.... jumps into the air and GRABS RICK ASTIN IN A SPINNING GOTHICRUSHER!!!!! Rick is clearly down... Spade is dropped near the bottom rope favoring his ribs!!! but then, he eased himself back up and slowly pulls Rick Astin to his feet!! Rick BREAKS Darkspade's grip and cut throats the Unholy One across his neck... which made the Unholy One stumble and his already damaged knees where crackling with pressure!!!! Rick then swings his right fist!! Darkspade attempts a sleeper-- but then Vertabreaker hops on the top apron and swings the camera in attempt to nail Spade!!! but Spade somehow dodges and Rick is strucked!!! Darkspade stands in waiting and Rick Astin falls into Spade's clutches!!! DARKSPADE UNDERHOOKS RICK AND LIFTS HIM UPSIDE DOWN AND ACROSS HIS SHOULDER FOR THE FINAL GUIDANCE PILEDRIVER!!!!! VERTA MAKES A RUN-IN BUT DARKSPADE DROPS HIS KNEES!!!!
~~~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!BASH!!!!!!!!!!~~~~~~
JR: FOLKS!!! It's over omg!!!!
King: Final Guidance!!! FINAL GUIDANCE!!!
But Darkspade's knees suddenly gave up on him!!! He was trapped underneath a now unconscious Rick Astin and couldn't reach for a pin!!!
Red slumped over in pain as Verta finally got free. Seeking other carnage he slipped out of the ring to see what was going on there...
Meanwhile, The Unholy Darkspade gripps the middle rope and pulls himself-- tears himself.... drags himself up to his feet! His knee as soaken wet with blood dripping, his head oozes with open tears in his cranium, his vison was impaired and his ribs had to been broken! Slowly pacing like a mummy- Darkspade's black burnt buldged eyes widen as he spotted Crymson Payne twitching in a heap of agony from a Vertabuster unholy god! Stretching his right black-finger-cut glove apart... Spade thrusts his hand down and digs his finger's inside of Crymson's nose!!!! and rose Payne to his feet-- twists him around and over his shoulder.... and runs into the turnbuckle locking Payne upside-down in a tree of woe!!! Darkspade makes a semi-circle taking deep breaths and holding his ribs in the process and slightly limping.-- Payne was still shook and had no idea... untill.. it.. happened... that DARKSPADE makes a bull rush and baseball slides his feet into Crymson's head! Payne flops down hard to the canvas floor and Darkspade drags himself like a black-and-white film of the Dawn of the Dead and spreads his arms around Payne's chest!!! The ref catches this and goes down for the count........1.........2......
The distraught Red Spider hops to his feet and just literately drops his head down straight across Darkspade's hand and into Payne's chest!!! The count was immediately broken and Darkspade was the first to react violently but his body was in intense pain. Getting up, nonetheless, The Unholy One marks Red Spyder for death at the same time Payne rolls underneath the lower rope but falls on all fours and is clearly damaged from head trama! That was when Vertabreaker whom all the while just dragged Rick Astin's legs between the turnbuckle poles turns his sights at Payne who just made his exit outside!!! Verta looks around and then notices a goofy Asian was taking way too many snap shots of Vertabreaker with his 35mm high-ultra-deluxe digital camera from Iamthaiwaneseifyouplease Inc., RIPPPPPPPPPPING THE OVERPRICED camera from off of the Asian's neck-- and a swift slap across the face for good measure-- Verta calls out for Payne, "Hey dude, say cheese you MOTHER@##!@#@#@ER!!!"
Payne limps up and turns around slightly and then see's A BRIGHT FLASH BURN ACROSS PAYNE'S EYES!!!! Payne holds his eyes and then RAMS into the steel steps further injuring his knees!!!! Verta whips Payne around and locks him up in a Rock climber (Reverse Neckbreaker with a stall in mid-drop) and drives him into the cement floor!!!
In the ring, Darkspade and Rick Astin have locked up and then Darkspade embeds a striking punch into Astin's injured lower stomach. Spade walks with Rick and bounces him off the top rope and waits in the middle of the ring and then lowers his head to lift Rick over DS' shoulder but Rick puts on the breaks and slides across Spade's back - and locks his hands across Spade's weakened ribs!!! The momentum caused Spade to snap back and Rick Astin floggs his feet across Spade's arms in a pin-fall combination!!! Instantely the ref goes for the pin....1
2
2 1/2!!!
SPADE RAISES HIS RIGHT ARM UP AND HOLDS HIS FINGERS OUTSTRETCHED!!!!
Something deep inside of Spade-- whether it was instinct or embalming fluid- he kicked out!!! Rick lifts Spade up and goes for a powerbomb but Darkspade lifts Rick over his shoulder and slams him down!!! Darkspade drops to one knee and takes deep breaths!!!! Rick Astin again, gets up himself-- however he does it but his eyes are dazed!!! Then, Darkspade gets up to both feet and makes a run to the ropes.... jumps into the air and GRABS RICK ASTIN IN A SPINNING GOTHICRUSHER!!!!! Rick is clearly down... Spade is dropped near the bottom rope favoring his ribs!!! but then, he eased himself back up and slowly pulls Rick Astin to his feet!! Rick BREAKS Darkspade's grip and cut throats the Unholy One across his neck... which made the Unholy One stumble and his already damaged knees where crackling with pressure!!!! Rick then swings his right fist!! Darkspade attempts a sleeper-- but then Vertabreaker hops on the top apron and swings the camera in attempt to nail Spade!!! but Spade somehow dodges and Rick is strucked!!! Darkspade stands in waiting and Rick Astin falls into Spade's clutches!!! DARKSPADE UNDERHOOKS RICK AND LIFTS HIM UPSIDE DOWN AND ACROSS HIS SHOULDER FOR THE FINAL GUIDANCE PILEDRIVER!!!!! VERTA MAKES A RUN-IN BUT DARKSPADE DROPS HIS KNEES!!!!
~~~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!BASH!!!!!!!!!!~~~~~~
JR: FOLKS!!! It's over omg!!!!
King: Final Guidance!!! FINAL GUIDANCE!!!
But Darkspade's knees suddenly gave up on him!!! He was trapped underneath a now unconscious Rick Astin and couldn't reach for a pin!!!
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French announcers make for foreign relations
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The crowds were silent at the events going on in the ring and up until now the French announce team had been doing play by play to all of the French viewers but now with the Darkspade being pinned under Rick, Jacque and Pierre began to speak English albeit with a french accent.
Pierre: "Mon dieu!"
Jacque: "Mierte! What is Rick to do? What is the Dark one to do?!"
Pierre: "That is what is wrong with America, bad knees!"
King: "Excuse me?"
J.R: "What did you say?"
Jacque: "That and they are hard of understanding"
King: "Go suck a snail jackass"
Jacque: "It is Jacque!"
King: "Yeah, you're a real jock alright"
Lillian Garcia quickly got out of her chair and grabbed a mic attempting to interrupt the stirrings of an international incident right in the Cwe arena..When her first two tries at making them stop failed, Lillian tried to find a common bond and when she did, Lillian did what she did best, she began to sing Lady Marmalde from Moulin Rouge and motioned for Cameraman Joe towards them
Lillian: "Wheres all mah soul sistas, Lemme hear yall flow sistas"
Cameraman Joe: "Hey sista, go sista, soul sista, flow sista..Hey sista, go sista, soul sista, go sista"
The french announcer's eyes widened and flipping their hair to one side, began to sing!
Jacque: "He met Marmalade down IN old Moulin Rouge, struttin her stuff on the street, She said.."
J.R: ""Hello, hey Jo, you wanna give it a go?"
King:chiming in "Oh! uh huh"
All: rising and gyrating "Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya dada...Hey, hey hey
Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya here, here... Mocha Chocalata ya ya...oh yea
Creole lady Marmalade..."
J.R: Impersonating Austin "What?! What?! What?! what?!"
Lillian was grinning widely as she led the announcers in song, meanwhile on the tron, the lyrics began to play for the fans and within seconds, the crowds began to sing along!!
Crowd: "Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir..Voulez vous coucher avec moi"
King: "yea yea yea yea"
Meanwhile in the ring...
The crowds were silent at the events going on in the ring and up until now the French announce team had been doing play by play to all of the French viewers but now with the Darkspade being pinned under Rick, Jacque and Pierre began to speak English albeit with a french accent.
Pierre: "Mon dieu!"
Jacque: "Mierte! What is Rick to do? What is the Dark one to do?!"
Pierre: "That is what is wrong with America, bad knees!"
King: "Excuse me?"
J.R: "What did you say?"
Jacque: "That and they are hard of understanding"
King: "Go suck a snail jackass"
Jacque: "It is Jacque!"
King: "Yeah, you're a real jock alright"
Lillian Garcia quickly got out of her chair and grabbed a mic attempting to interrupt the stirrings of an international incident right in the Cwe arena..When her first two tries at making them stop failed, Lillian tried to find a common bond and when she did, Lillian did what she did best, she began to sing Lady Marmalde from Moulin Rouge and motioned for Cameraman Joe towards them
Lillian: "Wheres all mah soul sistas, Lemme hear yall flow sistas"
Cameraman Joe: "Hey sista, go sista, soul sista, flow sista..Hey sista, go sista, soul sista, go sista"
The french announcer's eyes widened and flipping their hair to one side, began to sing!
Jacque: "He met Marmalade down IN old Moulin Rouge, struttin her stuff on the street, She said.."
J.R: ""Hello, hey Jo, you wanna give it a go?"
King:chiming in "Oh! uh huh"
All: rising and gyrating "Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya dada...Hey, hey hey
Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya here, here... Mocha Chocalata ya ya...oh yea
Creole lady Marmalade..."
J.R: Impersonating Austin "What?! What?! What?! what?!"
Lillian was grinning widely as she led the announcers in song, meanwhile on the tron, the lyrics began to play for the fans and within seconds, the crowds began to sing along!!
Crowd: "Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir..Voulez vous coucher avec moi"
King: "yea yea yea yea"
Meanwhile in the ring...
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