El Nombre VS Kefka

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You had best square your ass away and start shitting Tiffany Cufflinks

THRE...NO KEFKA JUST BARELY GOT THAT RIGHT SHOULDER UP!!!!!! Somehow he was able to get out of it just in the nick of time!!

*Nombre gets Kefka back up,but Kefka breaks out of Nombre's grasp. Kefka follishly swings at Nombre with his now injured arm,but Nombre sidesteps and takes Kefka down to the mat by that injured arm...

JR:A CRIPPLER CROSSFACE!!!! HE'S GOT A CRIPPLER CROSSFACE LOCKED ON KEFKA'S BAD ARM!!!!! HE'S GONNA RIP THE SHOULDER OUT OF ITS SOCKET FOR CHRIST'S SAKES!!!!!!!

Nombre:YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HOWS IT FEEL KEF?!?!? ASK HIM REF!!!!! ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK HIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ref:Kefka,do you wanna give it up?!?

<font color=blue>Kefka:</font><font color=red>AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh...you...YOU GO TA HELL YOU PIECE OF SH...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</font>

*Nombre rocked back and forth,bringing more pain to that arm!!!!

Nombre:CMON Kefka,TAP...TAP OR I'LL BREAK YOUR ARM CMON!!!!

<font color=blue>Kefka:</font><font color=red>Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh...FUCK YOU BITC...AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!</font>

*Nombre once again rocked back and forth,damn near ripping Kefka's arm apart!!

*Suddenly,Kefka starts inching his way to the ropes!!

JR:Can he make it and break the hold?!?

The King:He's so close,yet so far away JR!!!

*And he finally makes it...but Nombre isn't letting go!!

Ref:Cmon Nombre break it up!!! 1........2........3........4.......

*And Nombre breaks the Crossface. Kefka's muffled moans of pain can be heard as his face is buried in the mat and he's holding that arm. Nombre then stomps on that arm a few times before getting Kefka up and throwing him out of the ring. He also takes the ladder with him

*Once both men are outside,he waits for Kefka to get up,and when he does he swings that ladder AND SMASHED KEFKA RIGHT IN THAT ARM WITH IT!!!!!!!!!!!!

*HE SMASHES THE ARM AGAIN,AND AGAIN,AND AGAIN WITH THAT LADDER!!!!!! He smashed him until Kefka is leaning on his back on the entrance of the cell door. Nombre then steps back a ways and measures him...he calls for ANOTHER Matador!!

*Nombre charged,but Kefka moved out of the way right before contact...AND NOMBRE GOES RIGHT THROUGH THE CELL DOOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JR:HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY SHIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The King:OH MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*The 2 commentators take a look at that collision in 3 different camera angles with the Creature Feature Instant Replay!!!!

JR:NOMBRE WENT RIGHT THROUGH THAT CELL DOOR!!!!!!!!!

The King:Its GOTTA be over now JR!!!

*Seizing the opportunity,Kefka drags Nombre into the cell doorway by his injured leg...AND SLAMS THE DOOR INTO NOMBRE'S INJURED LEG REPEATEDLY!!!!!!!!

Nombre:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<font color=blue>Kefka:</font><font color=red>HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!! And here I thought crying like a BITCH was Spade's job!!!!!!</font>

*Kefka takes Nombre back into the cell and throws him back into the ring. He gets Nombre up,but Nombre gets Kefka with a thumb to the eye and sends him across to the ropes with an irish whip

*On his way back,Nombre makes a closeline attempt,but Kefka ducks. Before Nombre could turn around,Kefka turned around and hooked both of his arms around Nombre's arms

JR:He's going for a backslide pin!!!!!

*Nombre fights and fights,but Kefka's pull is too strong and he goes down in a backside pin position...

*However,as just as the back of Nombre's neck touches the mat,Kefka suddenly gets to his feet with his arms still wrapped around Nombre's...

JR:HE'S IN A DOUBLE UNDERHOOK POSITION!!!!!!!

The King:OH NO!!!!!!!!!!! WHERE THE HELL DID THAT COME FROM?!?!?

*KEFKA NAILED NOMBRE WITH HIS RARELY USED FINISHER,THE UNHOLY REVELATION (formally known as "The Xegree)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS COULD BE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOMBRE LOOKS TO BE OUT!!!!!!!!!! KEFKA GOES FOR THE COVER HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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(OOC:Sorry for the delay in my response. I had a MAJOR project that needed done)
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Well, you smell...

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JR: IT’S OVER…THREE! NO KICK OUT BY NOMBRE THERE! OH MY GOD HOW THE HELL DID NOMBRE KICK OUT OF THAT???

King: Ha, Kefka is in Shock!

Kefka pins Nombre again but still only gets a two count, he can’t believe it that move should have finished Nombre off. Nombre’s head must be throbbing with pain now after spearing the cell door right off and taking that sick move from Kefka, Kefka picks Nombre up and rolls him out of the ring, it seems as though the flames are beginning to die down on the cell, Kefka rolls out of the ring himself and picks Nombre up by the hair, he pulls Nombre outside the cell and rams Nombre’s head into one of the steel supports of the cell. Blood spews from Nombre’s forehead like a crimson river.

Kefka lets out a roar of laughter and goes to do it again but Nombre stops him and then elbows Kefka in the gut and rams his head into the steel, he then grabs Kefka by the hair and begins to scrape his face over the metal grating, blood now begins to well from Kefka’s head, Nombre then grabs Kefka around the waist and nails him with a German suplex on the outside of the cell. Nombre then raises an eyebrow and looks over at the Hell in a Cell walls he walks over to them and begins pulling them almost testing them…

JR: What’s Nombre got planned here?

King: I don’t know JR…I’m no psychic…

Nombre goes over and picks up Kefka, but gets low blowed for all his efforts, Kefka slowly rises to his feet and throws Nombre into the guard rail, Nombre’s leg hits it first and he screams in pain, Kefka falls to one knee but slowly regains his footing and walks over to Nombre. He picks Nombre up and then lifts him up and Drops Nombre knee first on the guard rail, Nombre’s in a world of pain now.

King: Wow Nombre’s in a world of pain here…

JR: Yup he sure is, I wonder what happens if Nombre wins and he moves onto the Battle Royal, he’s going to be the most disadvantaged in that fight…

Kefka picks Nombre up again and whips Nombre into the side of the cell, Nombre falls over and slams back first into the cell, this is looking bad for Nombre.

Kefka moves in for the kill, he lifts Nombre up and lifts Nombre into the air for a suplex of some sorts but MIRACULOUSLY Nombre manages to get out of the hold, he floats down behind Kefka and grips Kefka’s waist, he then launches Kefka through the side of the Cell with an explosive release German suplex…</font>

<font size= 5> JR: NO WAY!!! NOMBRE JUST SEALED KEFKA’S FATE THERE!!! KEFKA WENT THROUGH THE CELL WALL AND NEARLY ENDED UP BACK IN THE RING!! NOMBRE SHOWING US A TREMENDOUS DISPLAY OF POWER THERE, MY GOD THAT WAS SICKENING!!! </font>

<font size= 3>An instant replay shows Kefka going through the cell wall and landing in the ropes and falling back onto the floor on his upper back, he looks as if he could have broken a few vital bones there…

Nombre falls on the floor in an attempt to regain his breath and gather some strength to lift himself up to continue the match. Nombre slowly rises back to his feet he is breathing heavily as he moves towards the non moving carcass of Kefka, Nombre looks down on Kefka and he smiles. He grabs the ladder from the side of the ring and moves over to Kefka’s body. Places Kefka’s arm on the ladder and then grabs a steel chair from underneath the ring, Nombre holds the chair behind his head and then brings the chair down
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What do we got here,a fuckin comedian...do you think I'm cute,do you think I'm funny?(FIN)

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*Just as Nombre brought the chair down,Kefka quickly removes his arm form the ladder,grabs the ladder,and thrusts it up not onlt blocking the chair shot,but deflecting the chair back into Nombre's face!!!!

*Nombre drops to his knees as Kefka gets up. Nombre reaches to his feet just as Kefka does. Kefka charges,only to be met with a powerslam by Nombre.

*With Kefka down,Nombre uses the time to climp the top turnbuckle

The King:It looks like he's gonna put Kefka away with a high risk move!

JR:This might not be too wise of Nombre. He's still nursing that injured leg of his

*However,unbeknownst to Nombre,Kefka sat the fuck up just as Nombre had reached the top!! Nombre noticed just as he leaped and his eyes bugged out in horror as he saw Kefka's hand come across and grasped his throat as he hit the ground!!

The King:Uh oh!!!

JR:Looks like Nombre is going for a riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide...

*Kefka lifts him up with one hand off the ground and drives him to the mat with one hell of a vicious chokeslam!!!!

JR:CHOKESLAM,CHOKESLAM!!!!!! MY GOD WHAT A CHOKESLAM!!!! NOMBRE GOT DRIVEN DOWN TO HELL!!!!!!

The King:It looks like the end JR!!!

*And it was nigh as Kefka ran his thumb across his throat while his eyes was in the back of his skull.

*He picks Nombre up and gets him in a double underhook position...

The King:Here it comes...

JR:Its gonna be time for The Fallen Angel!!

*However when Kefka lifted,Nombre blocked...Kefka tried again...but Nombre blocked again...then all of the sudden,from out of nowhere,Nombre got Kefka in a small package pin:

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3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The King:WHAT?!?!?!?

JR:MY GOD,MY GOD,NOMBRE HAS PINNED KEFKA OUT OF NOWHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The King:Where in the hell did that come from?!?!?

Announcer:Here is your winner....EL NOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMBRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The King:My god...could...could this mean Kefka won't make it to round 3?!?!?

JR:My god you may be right King...Kefka may have officially been eliminated form the interfed...and on the night of his return to boot!!!!!!!

*El Nombre made his way up the ramp in celebration as Kefka,who seemed to be in a kind of trance from his loss...just stared.
*The ref waves his hand in front of Kefka's face...he didn't blink!!

*Then all of the sudden,Kefka swiftly wrapped his hand around the referee's throat!!!!

JR:MY GOD...MY GOD NO!!!!!!!

*CHOKE SLAM!!!!!!!!! KEFKA JUST CHOKESLAMMED THE REFEREE!!!!!!!!!!

JR:AWWWWWWWWWWWW CMON!!!!!!!!!!!!! That was highly uncalled for!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Just then,Kefka angerly slipped out of the ring and reached under...

The King:What the hell?!

JR:Now what?!? You lossed Kefka,take it like a damn man!!!! Leave the referee alone!!!! It wasn't HIS fault!!!!

*Kefka threw in a table and a plastic jug similar to what he brought to the ring. He then reached once again and pulled out...

JR:...Oh my god!!!!!!

The King:You...you've gotta be kidding me!!!!!!!!!

*Kefka pulled out a damn nail gun!!!!! A motherfucking nail gun for cryin out loud!!!!!!!!!

*He gets back into the ring with the nailgun and sets up the table in the middle of the ring. He then picks the ref up,and gets him in a double underhook position...

JR:NO CMON!!!!!!!!! A DAMN FALLEN ANGEL TO THE REF DAMNIT!!!!! ENOUGHS ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!

*However,Kefka was not finished. He got the referee up again and placed his back on the table. He then picked up the nailgun and...

JR:OH SWEET MOTHER OF GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The King:GOOD LORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*KEFKA NAILED BOTH OF THE REFEREE'S HANDS TO THE TABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Kefka then picks up the plastic jug,and dumps all the liquid onto the referee!!!!!!

JR:OH YOU'VE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!!!!!! NOT MORE GAS!!!!!!!!!!!

The King:GET SECURITY OUT HERE!!!!!!!!!!! WHERES THE POLICE?!?!?!?!?!?

*Just as Kefka was reaching in to get his matchbook,several officials came down to try to stop Kefka from doing these hanious acts,but they were all mowed down by Kefka's powerful lefts and rights!!!! All the other refs and officials were knocked out...and it was only the ref nailed down to the table and Kefka...Kefka lit the match and...

JR:JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESUS CHRIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The King:DAMNIT,CUT THE LIVE FEED!!!!!!!! SAY ITS TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES!!!!!!!!!!!! THE AUDIENCE DOESN'T NEED TO SEE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Kefka smiles sadistically as he watched the referee burn as he walked up the ramp...

JR:FOR THE LOVE OF GOD,THAT IS ONE SICK MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!

The King:NOT TO MENTION...A SORE LOSER!!!!!!!
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