El Nombre VS Kefka
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El Nombre VS Kefka
Howard Finkel: This contest is scheduled for One Fall! And it is to be held in the Hell in a Cell.
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Death shall be your only guiding light...so pray for it bitch...
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Suddenly,the lights faded to dark blue as the misty fog began to build up atop the ramp...a few moments later...
The King:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Lightning had struck the ramp to bring the lights back on by the time of the Creaturetron airing those familiar words...
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*Through the mist...the figure emerges. He is walking rather slowly down the aisle,most likely due to the botched high risk move he took in round 1...Kefka seems to be holding something...
The King:What is that?!
JR:It looks to be...some kind of jug full of something King
The King:Could this have something to do with Spade's promise to put an end to Kefka tonight?!
JR:I don't know King...but I know one thing. Before this night is over,SOMEBODY might leave here in a hearse!!
*Kefka gets in the middle of the ring and...grabs a mic?!
<font color=blue>Kefka:</font><font color=red>SPADEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU...have the utter AUDACITY to blame ME for the loss?! MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?!?!? Who's the one that got in my way from bashing Gen X's brains right the FUCK in?! Who's the one that laying and bleeding like a PUSSY BITCH when I got slammed through that table?! It was YOUUUUUUUU MOTHERFUCKER!!!</font>
JR:Oh Jesus...this has now gone from bad to worse...
*The King is simply praying silently. As Kefka continues,the cell was lowering
<font color=blue>Kefka:</font><font color=red>You are right about one thing Spaded One...we DO have some unfinished business...and you can bet your ass that its gonna be finished TONIGHT...however,the ending YOU'VE come up with will be quite different...for you see,it will be proven ONCE AND FOR ALL that I AM your fucking god and guiding light...but unfortunatly,I'm fresh out of everlasting salvation for you...all I have left is damnation!! Your suffering will be legendary...EVEN IN HELL!!!</font>
*With the cell all the way lowered,Kefka picks up the jug he has and went to the outside. He douces all the sides in the cell with some sort of liquid...
JR:*SNIFF* Wait a minute...*SNIFF SNIFF*...MY GOD THATS GASOLINE!!! FOR GODS SAKES,KEFKA IS DOUSING THE DAMN CELL IN GASOLINE!!!!!!
The King:WHAT?!?
JR:YOU'VE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME!!!!!!
*Kefka gets back into the ring...and produces a set of matches...
<font color=blue>Kefka:</font><font color=red>Spade...you watch...the pain of this next victim will be NOTHING compared to yours...A-FUCKING-MEN!</font>
*Kefka lights 4 matches,and throws each of them on the 4 sides of the cell,lighting the cell on fire!!! Kefka stands in the middle of the ring,his eyes rolled in the back of his head,and utters something so loud the entire arena can hear him:
<font color=blue>Kefka:</font><font size=5><font face=exocet><font color=red>WELCOME TO HELL!!</font></font></font>
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Suddenly,the lights faded to dark blue as the misty fog began to build up atop the ramp...a few moments later...
The King:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Lightning had struck the ramp to bring the lights back on by the time of the Creaturetron airing those familiar words...
<embed src="http://www.geocities.com/kefkas_beef/Bi ... "loop=true autostart=true>
*Through the mist...the figure emerges. He is walking rather slowly down the aisle,most likely due to the botched high risk move he took in round 1...Kefka seems to be holding something...
The King:What is that?!
JR:It looks to be...some kind of jug full of something King
The King:Could this have something to do with Spade's promise to put an end to Kefka tonight?!
JR:I don't know King...but I know one thing. Before this night is over,SOMEBODY might leave here in a hearse!!
*Kefka gets in the middle of the ring and...grabs a mic?!
<font color=blue>Kefka:</font><font color=red>SPADEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU...have the utter AUDACITY to blame ME for the loss?! MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?!?!? Who's the one that got in my way from bashing Gen X's brains right the FUCK in?! Who's the one that laying and bleeding like a PUSSY BITCH when I got slammed through that table?! It was YOUUUUUUUU MOTHERFUCKER!!!</font>
JR:Oh Jesus...this has now gone from bad to worse...
*The King is simply praying silently. As Kefka continues,the cell was lowering
<font color=blue>Kefka:</font><font color=red>You are right about one thing Spaded One...we DO have some unfinished business...and you can bet your ass that its gonna be finished TONIGHT...however,the ending YOU'VE come up with will be quite different...for you see,it will be proven ONCE AND FOR ALL that I AM your fucking god and guiding light...but unfortunatly,I'm fresh out of everlasting salvation for you...all I have left is damnation!! Your suffering will be legendary...EVEN IN HELL!!!</font>
*With the cell all the way lowered,Kefka picks up the jug he has and went to the outside. He douces all the sides in the cell with some sort of liquid...
JR:*SNIFF* Wait a minute...*SNIFF SNIFF*...MY GOD THATS GASOLINE!!! FOR GODS SAKES,KEFKA IS DOUSING THE DAMN CELL IN GASOLINE!!!!!!
The King:WHAT?!?
JR:YOU'VE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME!!!!!!
*Kefka gets back into the ring...and produces a set of matches...
<font color=blue>Kefka:</font><font color=red>Spade...you watch...the pain of this next victim will be NOTHING compared to yours...A-FUCKING-MEN!</font>
*Kefka lights 4 matches,and throws each of them on the 4 sides of the cell,lighting the cell on fire!!! Kefka stands in the middle of the ring,his eyes rolled in the back of his head,and utters something so loud the entire arena can hear him:
<font color=blue>Kefka:</font><font size=5><font face=exocet><font color=red>WELCOME TO HELL!!</font></font></font>
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Burn baby burn
ElNombre
The crowd cannot believe what is going on, Kefka has lost his mind the Hell in a cell is now roaring with flames, Kefka stands in the ring impatiently waiting for his next victim to come to the ring. Kefka stands in the ring with his microphone
Kefka: Well? Whoever you are come down to this ring and face your eternal hell, come on we aint got all day
Born with insight and a raised fist
A witness to the slit wrist
As we move into 92...
STILL IN A ROOM WITHOUT A VIEW!!!
JR: Oh no, not Nombre Hes probably the only one insane enough to come out here and try and battle Kefka, Nombre for the love of god dont come out here and
King: Here he comes
Nombre strides out onto the stage wearing a long yellow overcoat and a red hat, he looks distinctly like a fireman and in his hands he holds a mini fie extinguisher, Nombre walks down to the flaming ringside area and looks through the flames at a grinning Kefka. Nombre brandishes his fire extinguisher and begins to spray it all over the entrance to the cell, Nombre then walks in through the doorway and into the ring, he waves his finger at Kefka and Kef looks on bemused, Nombre then tries to use the fire extinguisher on the cell but it seems he has broken the fire extinguisher.
Nombre tries to press it down to get more to come out but it looks as if Nombre has used the contents of the fire extinguisher, he points in the ring and presses it and some comes out and hits Kefka in the face, blinding him temporarily. Nombre sniggers as Kefka wanders round the ring holding his face
The crowd cannot believe what is going on, Kefka has lost his mind the Hell in a cell is now roaring with flames, Kefka stands in the ring impatiently waiting for his next victim to come to the ring. Kefka stands in the ring with his microphone
Kefka: Well? Whoever you are come down to this ring and face your eternal hell, come on we aint got all day
Born with insight and a raised fist
A witness to the slit wrist
As we move into 92...
STILL IN A ROOM WITHOUT A VIEW!!!
JR: Oh no, not Nombre Hes probably the only one insane enough to come out here and try and battle Kefka, Nombre for the love of god dont come out here and
King: Here he comes
Nombre strides out onto the stage wearing a long yellow overcoat and a red hat, he looks distinctly like a fireman and in his hands he holds a mini fie extinguisher, Nombre walks down to the flaming ringside area and looks through the flames at a grinning Kefka. Nombre brandishes his fire extinguisher and begins to spray it all over the entrance to the cell, Nombre then walks in through the doorway and into the ring, he waves his finger at Kefka and Kef looks on bemused, Nombre then tries to use the fire extinguisher on the cell but it seems he has broken the fire extinguisher.
Nombre tries to press it down to get more to come out but it looks as if Nombre has used the contents of the fire extinguisher, he points in the ring and presses it and some comes out and hits Kefka in the face, blinding him temporarily. Nombre sniggers as Kefka wanders round the ring holding his face
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