S2B Soon-to-Be-Champion Championship: Tribal Beyotch(c) VS The Crook[CM:XV- 07/15/2024]

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Tribal Beyotch(c) VS The Crook
[You Don't Know Me Match]

[Crook]

Then, suddenly......































































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Ding ding ding....


Samantha Irvin: This contest is for, The Soon-to-be Champion Championship, and to be a "You Don't Know Me Match?" rules. First, from Massapequa, New York, he is.. uh... [asks for assistance to the bell ringer] what's his name?






















The Crook emerges from backstage, his face hidden beneath his mile-long bangs. He stumbles and falls, his struggle evident. It takes a painstaking five hours for a barber to arrive and trim his hair, allowing The Crook to stand. A couple more hours pass, and The Crook, disoriented, attempts to leave the arena, only to be redirected back into the ring.













Finally, The Crook enters the ring, his eyes distant and lost in thought. He finds a corner and, overwhelmed by his emotions, begins to cry like a stupid little bitch, his vulnerability on display for all to see!!!













Micheal Cole: Oh brother. Well it's CreatureMania folks- what do you expect?!

[The Tribal Beyoch]

45 days later....



Suddenly a holographic image resonates on your screen:
















Samantha Irvin: Next- and accompanied by Paul Mayhem- he is, the reigning, SOON TO BE CHAMPION CHAMPION...... THE TRIBAL BEOYTCH.....























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The Tribal Beyoch along with his manager, Paul Mayhem are already standing at top of the plateform leading towards the ring.... the Tribal Beyoch kisses Paul on the mouth, and slaps him on the ass for good luck, then raises his Soon-to-Be Champion Championship high up into the air for all to see.... With a smirk, The Tribal Beyoch walks down that rampway and enters into the ring where he stands in the middle and raises his belt- suddenly- every single other belt he has falls down like rain littering the ring....







































Paul Mayhem: I ACKNOWLEDGE YOU MY TRIBAL BEYOTCH... PLEASE BEYOTCH ME RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW, RIGHT HOW!!!!- OH DID I SAY THAT ON LIVE TV? OOPS!









Suddenly, The Crook, while using mountain gear to get up the mound of titles, reaches the pinnacle.... The Tribal Beoytch slowly turns his head and gives The Crook a variation of the people's retina....




Tribal Beyotch: and.... who the.... hell are you?!





SUDDENLY... THE BELL RINGS SIGNALING THE RING ANNOUNCER'S ANNOUNCEMENT.....


















Samantha Irvin: and your WINNER as a result of not knowing who this wrestler is.... The... someone!!! and THE NEW SOON-TO-BE-CHAMPION CHAMPION.... THE.... THIS GUY!!!
























Corey: OMG was that just a record for the fastest title match ever!!! and Isn't that the wrong belt?


Micheal Cole: ... again... what do you expect?!!!


**Suddenly, Tazz hops over the barrier to join the ring commentators**







Tazz: THAT CAME FROM MY LOIN!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAAA SO PROUD OF MY.... DAMN EVEN I FORGOT HIS NAME!