CreatureNews: Catching up with The Promoter

The CreatureNews Team was given an exclusive interview opportunity with the elusive and extremely busy founder of this sport- Alexander Arcane!

First time we arrived at the CreatureWrestling three corporate towers- we saw with our own eyes the grandeur and prestige of an industry which not only revolutionized wrestling but redefined it! It was over 12 years ago that Creature Wrestling Federation came on to the scene and made history! Every single Legend in this sport became a Legend under the banner of CreatureWrestling! So you can imagine how it must of felt to walk the same halls that countless Creature Wrestlers did!!

Once we arrived at the top floor of the heavily fortified penthouse of Alexander Arcane- we were awe struck. The penthouse was a palace in on itself. It was hard to believe we were still on the 400th floor overlooking the city! Then, after our team got ready in the “composure” room as the butler called it- we all turned our heads to see the man himself.. Alexander Arcane walk majestically into the composure room and greeted his guests.

Alexander poured himself a cognac which was alleged to have cost $2million American dollars! When Alexander approached me with a glass of the fine liquor, and not to the others in my team, my jaw dropped… I hesitated a little which made Alex smile and turn back to pour the drink back into it’s diamond coated bottle.

I felt like such an idiot!

With everyone ready- Alexander sat down on his fine imported furniture which was hand crafted using exotic woods unearthed from the rain forests of Brazil. The Promoter of this company sipped from his crystal glass while a nervous simpleton, that would be me… Ken Pinkleton… just sat there shaking like a leaf…. suddenly, Alexander reaches over the coffee table and shakes my hand to reassure that everything is fine and I could ask him anything!

After I felt better- I finally got down to the point of this interview….

Ken Pinkleton: Mr. Promoter, our sources have uncovered a mockup of three letters… M W E. All of the Creature Wrestling MegaVerse is wondering, sir, what does those three letters mean?

Crossing his legs, Alexander rolls his shoulder over the top of his sofa and smiles while staring a hole through my soul.. I didn’t know what to think…. did I offend him? Will I get fired?

Alexander said-
“I am a man of vision. There is nobody in this industry that has the guts and raw talent to take this sport to new heights except for me. Reverend Jones thought he had me with lawsuits and suspensions… it was interesting because at first, we [meaning him and his brother, Richard Arcane] thought Jones was working for us.. but we were wrong. I never said I was perfect… but I am sure as hell- adaptive!… Sorry I am not answering your question am I?”

The room was steamy…. I didn’t want to upset my boss– especially Alexander Arcane….

Ken Pinkleton: That’s quite alright sir. Anything that you don’t want in the article can be taken out…

Alexander:
“Hahaha… nawh keep everything I say in the article… so. MWE. Before I go on to tell you what those letters represent…. Let me paint a picture for you. My vision is far reaching… for 12 years CreatureWrestling has chiseled and lead it’s own sport…. but what the Reverend did do that was great was open my eyes to the possibility of taping into an audience which has been given the shaft so many times in CreatureWrestling because they felt like they weren’t ‘special.’ Well it is about time the other side gets a chance to tell it’s story….”

The room was silent… then I open my big mouth
Ken Pinkleton: That’s where MWE comes in?

Alexander:
“Most certainly it does. The MegaVerse expands with the addition of Mortal Wrestling!”

………..the room was left in shock. That’s when we took our break. Stay tuned for part two later this week!