Perks of Being the CW Promoter of CreatureWrestling
While the lifestyle of Alexander Arcane is evidently luxurious over the many years in office- here are just 5 incredible perks other than absolute power in the Greatest Wrestling Organization EVER Conceived listed!!
1. Attire Worth a King’s Handsome Ransom
It’s a little known fact that Alex only wears new custom made designer clothes and suits ONCE and never wears them again! Likewise, Alex owns approximately 5,000 diamond covered platinum rolex custom watches which he rotates wearing depending on the season, time of day and what planetary body is dominate in retrograde in the month he is in! Furthermore, his dozen or more iconic black rayband sunglasses are of course, custom made and detailed to Alexander’s explicit preferences.
2. 12 Yachts
Think President Putin’s 4 Yachts are outrageous? Move on over….. Alexander has 12 and each of them are worth a mere $200 million plus each! Helipad, 50 bathrooms, 60 bedrooms, movie theater and a swimming pool that has it’s own installed mountain with a real waterfall ARE ALL installed on each of his Yachts. DAM!
3. 958 Luxury Sport Cars
Alex LOVES his sport cars. And with never-ending growing collection of them…. you can BET that Alexander drives in style wherever he travels too. The Promoter is infamously known to break bad by soaring down the roads in Monte Carlo or coasting with his sunroof down flipping everyone off who watch on in awe and jealousy.
4. Shy Under 90 Jet Planes
CreatureWrestling events are showcased the world over… and The Promoter oversees all of them…. so it’s no wonder that to get to where the event is- Alexander Arcane requires a plane or two… well in this case, he has nearly 90 of them!!! Step on over Airforce One….. EACH of Alex’s shinning stars feature the latest in anti-aircraft as-well-as anti-creature threats in the form of secret classified tech! No problem at all at escaping monster beefs and flinging premium juices! There are movie theaters, 50 bedrooms and baths, on-board golf course and a skiing ring are just a few features these behemoth airplanes sport!
5. CreatureWrestling Headquarters: The Infamous Ivory Towers of CreatureWrestling
Along with total control over an organization which rivals a country…. Alexander resides in the infamous CW Headquarters more specifically known as “The Ivory Towers.” Sure to make any Dark Rectums jealous as heck- the Ivory Towers have been custom built with special anti-creature technology and only the finest luxuries the world over. It’s home to Alexander and his entire staff- sporting an indoor ecosystem in the form of a park when sprawled out can cover most major cities in the United States, a sports racing ring, 500 bedrooms and baths, 700 floors and 50 floors worth of a penthouse paradise…. and that’s not speaking the infamous “Hall of Fame” hall which sports the portraiture of ALL of the Official Hall of Famers in this sport in gold frames.
And…. it does not end with the Ivory Towers, just down the street is Alexander’s very own hotel and luxury bar, again, infamously known as Creature Haven where countless happenings in the CreatureWrestling MegaVerse occurred!!!
Can we say, it’s GREAT to be The Promoter of CreatureWrestling!!