Promoter’s Corner Returns

“Welcome to Return of my Promoter’s Corner. Firstly- as you can behold, the Board of Directors all agreed that CW requires the office of the Chairmanship to be populated by a man with a genius vision. Who else could fit those shoes than but of the founder of this sport…. ME!.. Alexander Arcane!

And let me tell you, it FEELS GREAT overseeing Creature Wrestling once again. Each and every single time an Arcane takes the helm– our sport in which we birthed it into being– GROWS by leaps and bounds. You can bet that CreatureWrestling will continue to Kick ASS for years to come.

Now I am sure what rests on everyone’s mind is this… what is the state of CreatureWrestling’s televised and pay-per-view events? I wish I could tell you more but my main focus as the re-elected Chairman and Promoter of Creature Wrestling is to rejuvenate and educate those who are not accustom to the greatness that is CreatureWrestling. That is why, upon my order, I had my creative team revamp the Headquarter’s website into a MegaVerse of information which has no equal.

Through the website- both old and new comers will have at their finger tips a complete and incredible history of our sport! Also, for a small fee of only $67.95 for each service, plus tax, you can re-play televised and pay-per-view events from the days of old!! Magically you can experience once again… right in the comfort of your living room… the  spectacular CreatureMania events and so much more!

Before I head off to another executive meeting- I shall leave you with this last update about the conclusion of the anniversary special a few months back…. though the match was concluded in a very controversial fashion…. I can confirm that the NSA President: Reverend Jones is no longer with this company. My team of lawyers are hastily finding ways to circumvent the suspension of CW broadcasting… but the website was never a NSA controlled product. Which is very good news to hear!” – CW Promoter/Chairman Alexander Arcane