Exclusive interview with Diper by Micheal Cole
Micheal Cole: In less than one month from now, the greatest Pay-per-view ever conceived of will come back. Yes. I am speaking of CreatureMania 13. This event is filled with explosive matches and shocking moments… and already there is a shocking match announced between the reigning Soon-to-be Champion Champion and a name for which we thought would never be uttered again in our sport… I am speaking of the fag-one herself… Diper. Last time we saw Diper was when she needed to find her way to the crapper after yet another match scheduled for her to crap.. I mean win in. She lost her way to the crapper and we haven’t heard of or smelled her since which could explain the difference in aroma ever since. Now finally after over 10 years I introduce to you who, is seated right beside me right now smelling like shit,… Diper. Welcome Diper back to the real deal, CreatureWrestling.
Diper: Yanno. i am beautiful AND NOT 80 years old!
Micheal Cole: Um. Okay. And for those watching- please let me apologize for her identify screening. It’s not that she’s shy, she’s just too ugly for our cameras to handle. So please, Diper, I know you’ve seen the taping the other night with Chane and Staphanie announcing that you will be facing the Soon-to-be Champion Champion on a platform from which you are hands down utterly inferior to exist on. Your thoughts?
Diper: Why yes. How are my tits?
Micheal Cole: *is blinded* Yikes!!!! I can’t imagine where those have been for the past 80 years. Um Diper you’ve been challenged… and not only that but on CreatureWrestling… yanno… the actual true place where not only this sport was birthed but has carried this sport for the past 16 plus years. So you’re telling me that you’re ok with this match? You’re not scared that Botch Recliner will destroy you in that ring with his PEEKS?
Diper: Scared? HA! Why i used to being a freak. i mean just LOOK AT THESE TITS AND MY NATTY HAIR! And yanno besides, i ALWAYS win my matches so i am not scurred…. nupe. Not scurred, unless you ask me to do my job! THEN i will run to my many boyfrands to get them to fight in the name of my TITS!!!!
**smacks his face**
Micheal Cole: Oh gawd. How did you ever LAST this long being THIS stupid? Never mind. Anyway. If you’re not scurred then perhaps you will be knowing that this match is scheduled to be inside of a Vampyre Gaybar!
**Diper was picking the crabs off like an ant-lion out of her primordial crotch**
Diper: SOMEONE SAY VAMPYRE GAYBAR!!! Omg Micheal Cole. Yanno that’s WHERE i LIVE!!!!! i never leave a Vampyre Gaybar without some titty and crabby ass play. I so got this match in the bag, i could just run my entrance and not show up and i’ll still win! Piece of cake!
Micheal Cole: It’s amazing that you’re so confidence considering your lack of skills.
Diper: Don’t go there Micheal! i has SKILLLSSSS just look at these TITS!!!! *deflates*
Micheal Cole: **barf** Uh.. alright… before we conclude do you have ANYTHING to say to your challenger, Botch Recliner?!
**Diper was trying to pump air from a bicycle pump into her deflated ancient aged old tits**
Diper: Yes…. Botch…. iF THAT’S YOUR NAME… yanno i AM CERIOUS ABOOT DEFLATING YOUR PEEKS. YOU DELUSIONAL BITCH. YOU’RE LIKE ALL OF THOSE DEMOCRATS… ALWAYS TRYING TO FIX OUR COUNTRY BUT TO GIVE YOU AN IDEA HOW MUCH MORE STOOPIDER i AM THAN YOU… i AM VOTING FOR DONALD GRUMP…. AND YANNO WHAT…. i AM SO CONFIDANCE THAT i CAN AUTO-WIN THIS MATCH YOUR SOON-TO-BE CHAMPIONSHIP CHAMPIONSHIP I AM ASKING MY PERSONAL BOYFRAND, DONALD GUMP, TO BE OUR SPECIAL GUEST REF…. NOT ONLY THAT BUT i’LL SEE YA IN THAT RING ON DWF IS MADDER!! i MEAN, YANNO!!!!
