PG-13 VS XXX Era, Main Acts: Page 2
Finale match: DARKSPADE(c) VS Red Spyder VS Hra'gad
After The Dark Queen Lilith meet her last- the world seemed to go back to "normal"... but for how long?
Darkspade became the new patriarch of the Death Family and Angel, along with her baby, were kept at the Death Family in order to keep her "safe" but really to prevent Red from seeing her. Red Spyder showed up one day demanding to see Angel and his child but Darkspade outright refused! Red Spyder showcased his resolve for his love by bowing down to Darkspade – hoping to prove that he will do anything to see his family. However, Angel and her child were abducted by Reverend Jones during the display in-front of the family estate….
Alexander Arcane was contemplating his next move for world domination…. and trying to wrap his head around the source of the apparition which resides in the Absolute Undisputed title belt….. Alex did not have enough time to continue his thoughts when Staphanie McMahon barged into Alex’s office at CW Headquarters demanding that she and Chane are taken more seriously in the company…. AND to punish Darkspade and Deadblood by taking away their titles. Staph also wished for Botch to be officially recognized as the Face of the company AND be given a shot at the Absolute title…
While laughing at Staph, and her implants- Alexander decided that the fairest thing to do was to split Chane and Staphanie up and to give them control over the CreatureWrestling brands: CreatureWrestling Entertainment (CWE) and Extreme Creature Federation (ECF). This also effectively changed the landscape of WHO is worthy to be the “Face” of the company and WHO is worthy to have a shot at the top title in the industry.
Staphanie was shocked at first but took this as a challenge to overcome- then she invites Botch into Alex's office after she leaves. Botch refuses to leave as he tries to "prove" his worth to Alex by farting, pissing and shitting in his office. Eventually, Gunther joins the fray by entering the office, uninvited, and ding dongs as Botch pisses in the air spreading his piss on everything including Gunther's mullet! Suddenly in a blink of an eye, nearly 27 years passed and the three were left in the future!
Darkspade and Red Spyder finally found out, while they argued back and forth about the belt, that Reverend Jones was the one whom abducted Angel and lil Red. The Reverend demanded that Spade release the belt in exchange for Angel and Red.... Spade naturally refused to release the belt which infuriated Red Spyder. While contemplating the purpose for why Reverend wants the belt- Darkspade recalls the powerful spirit trapped inside of the belt. Taking an Ouija board and the marker, Darkspade asked the spirit if he was still there and Red moved the marker on purpose to tell Darkspade to "Suck a Dick!" Darkspade wasn't pleased and as the two fought- the spirit answered on its own and announced its presence... when Darkspade and Red asked the spirit again if it could help them- it said "YES"
Then, Charon emerges into the forgotten Unholy City of Xanderx wherein she could find references of Lord Mortismere's rule in the place of relics such as statues. Suddenly, Lord Mortismere appears with the Sword of Cain and threatens to destroy Charon once and for all- but before he does- he informed her about the origin of the city and that was all Charon needed to confirm that this was the place where The Dark Queen Lilith's corpse (flashback to the Lilith Saga when our heroes found Lilith's mummified remains- and resurrected her physical form) was laid to rest after a Demon God absorbed Lilith's power many many eons ago. Shockingly, Charon discovers a completed Jule's locket where Lilith's body was once.... Charon picks up the locket. Mortismere purses her again- Charon distracts Lord Mortismere with an attack and manages to escape. Eventually after wandering further down a corridor where Lilith once lay to rest- she comes across a peculiar door which depicts a battle between two omnipotent supernatural beings each holding a sword. Upon investigating further, Charon sees that her mother's locket (the one that is completed - not the one she originally has in her possession which is only half of the locket) is reacting to the door- the locket opens the door! Charon steps inside...
The Hidden Chamber
(See: https://creaturewrestling.com/cwnet/forum/index.php?action=display&forumid=1&msgid=1779)
Charon daringly entered a chamber that was hidden underneath where the corpse of the Dark Queen once rested.... It was one thing the chamber was secret- but to enter the chamber required her mother's locket... a locket which should not have existed because Charon was already in possession of the same locket but only one-half of it... what was going on here?!
Once Charon took her first step into this dark forbidden chamber- large cauldrons lit up with fire- illuminating the entire room!! The chamber was similar to the chamber at the Death Family ruins because the trinity glyph was etched on the stone floor; however, Charon turned around and her mouth just dropped.
The view rose from behind her in a slow motion..... we did not see what she did until the view rose above her head and right in-front of her was a gigantic sensory deprivation chamber which contained a naked woman floating in a lime goo with a helmet on her head complete with tubes and circuitry.
Charon immediately for some strange reason knew what to do-- she went over to a control panel that was built into the stone masonry and pressed a series of specific configurations until a green light appeared by the panel. We saw the tank bubbling and the goo was being pumped out until it was all gone. And once the goo disappeared a loud siren was heard and the side of the tank opened it's glass caging to allow the women in it to fall down onto the stone ground.....
Rushing to her- Charon turned the woman on her back and checked for vitals... it was faint. Charon huffed and puffed into her chest complete with full CPR procedures until finally the woman spat out more of that lime goo..... coughing!!!
This was becoming so unusual all of a sudden.... what the fuck was Mortismere doing with her!? and how long has she been down here!? Charon then slowly removed the helmet..... what she saw was beyond any words she could ever put together to explain this one......
The woman in the tank was herself. It was Charon
Back at Death Manor
Darkspade and Red Spyder continue to ask the spirit in the Absolute title questions about the abduction... then, the spirit informs them that it is JONES who was responsible! Even with Darkspade block-headed at first, this confirmed that Reverend Jones was indeed the kidnapper...
Suddenly the dial moved yet again.... but instead of spilling out anything.... the dial moved furiously across the board in multiple locations and the lights in the entire manor flickered on and off again along with the table frittering..... THEN.... the entire lights CUT OUT!!! The next thing we see is Spade lighting a few candles and looked around the room..... Red was still there and so was the ouija board along with the dial.... but the dial stood upright - pointing up. Spade and Red looked up and they saw the Absolute Undisputed title COME CRASHING DOWN INTO THE TABLE!!!
The two bolted out of their chairs and looked at each other.... and then... that was when.... in the darkness two red eyes reflected back at them..... and when asked who it was it replied with "YOUR END."
Back in the year 2030......
Alexander was stunned that the three stayed in his office for 14 long years..... by now CreatureWrestling was 30 years old! And while Alex tried to figure out how this could of happened..... Gunther went over to the sound system to crank up his song and then decided to open the window open exposing his shriveled up junk to the entire city!!!
Botch Recliner then stumbled out of the office screaming.... "HUH?!" to everyone in the office while flashing his junk.... Botch then decided to take the elevator to the ground floor to find who the Absolute Champ was and show HIM ... or perhaps HER.... WHAT he is CABLE OF.........
Back at the office....a 50 year old Staphanie McMahon came oozing on her shriveled bean-bagged saggy tits back into Alexander's office in complete awe and shock!!!
"OH MY GAWD YOU'RE STILL ALIVE!!! We couldn't get the door opened because it was rusted with cum... not even my crabs could eat their way through it.... BUT YOU'RE HERE!!! and you... you haven't aged a day!! none of you guys have!!!! HOW STRANGE!?" - said the old Staphanie
Bedazzled at everything that has suddenly happened... Alex walks over to her and noticed that even her crabs pouring out of her crinkly stale dustbowl of a vagina crawled out with miniature walkers to greet him..... Those crabs were so old that some were great-grandcrabs.... then their grandcrab children came out from the colonies that infested underneath her vagina flaps to stare at the fabled legends that were passed down from crab generation to crab generation..... Staphanie's rusty old tits stretched like playdough onto the floor- leaving brown stain stretching marks on the carpet which was once cleaned the last time Staphanie entered this room so long ago.....
"I.... I have somethings to tell you, SIR..... you should sit dow...." - said the old Staphanie
"I just saw my text updates for the past 14 years... CREATUREWRESTLING IS NEARLY BANKRUPT?! FUCK!!!! what the FUCCCCCCCCCCCK HAPPENED!!! Weren't you and Chane suppose to have ran the brands in my absence!! WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU TWO BEEN DOING ALL THIS TIME!!!!!!? AND HOW DID WE TIME TRAVELED!!!?" - said Alexander
"Well, you see, sir," Staphanie began when one of her implants tore right out of her deformed breasts. The crabs, young and old, immediately scurried across the floor to retrieve it and reinserted it into her wrinkled flesh. "When everyone thought you were dead, control of CW ended up in Chane and I's hands. And always wanting to do what's best for business, we made Chane the Absolute Undisputed Champion! He's been champion for 14 years now, making him the longest reigning champion! We're not sure why CW's losing money, but we believe it has to do with the fans of these times simply being out of touch!" - said the old Staphanie
"WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!" Alex asked, feeling like he was trapped in a nightmare. "That's a TERRIBLE IDEA! And how has he not lost the title in 14 years???"
"Oh that's simple: he's never actually had to defend the belt!" Staph said with what might have been a smile, her sagging lips making it difficult to tell. "What can I say? No one's been willing to face my sexy brother! I guess not everyone can handle a crabs on a pole match!"
"I WONDER WHY!" Alex yelled before putting his face in both of his hands, wondering how he could possibly save CW.
"Sir... ?" Staph said after a moment of silence. "It also probably doesn't help that we fired Deadblood, Sheri... Darkspade..."
Nowhere and No-one is safe... poor Alex.
(See: https://creaturewrestling.com/cwnet/forum/index.php?action=display&forumid=1&msgid=1781).
Back at the Unholy City....
Charon holding what appeared to be herself was shocking and disbelieving.... who had put this woman in the tank and for how long? The woman was alive and breathing- but was not awake... so Charon picked the woman up and placed her on the first thing she could find in the room which was a rusty old medical table.... Charon shook her head and then looked around the room to find our the identity of the doppelganger.
Sure enough the room was extremely.... old. Ancient. But it was outfitted to be a kind of a laboratory... maybe for testing purposes? Charon was intrigued by the familiar trinity glyph on the ground more than anything-- it was definitely the right symbols..... Holy Darkness, Unholy Darkness and Holy Light-- however, there was a symbol she had not ever seen before in the middle of the triad.....
Charon dusted the dirt off of the symbol on the ground and once she placed her hand upon it.... the floor was HOT.... Charon immediately removed her hand and noted that an inner chamber door opened up in-front--- she got up and entered the new chamber.... and once in, she noticed it was filled with relics:, jars, jewelry, weapons and especially- idols. LARGE idol statues..... it was a massive chamber.
But the idols were not of Lord Mortismere, but rather, statues of a demon.... and it appeared that the base of the statues were dragged in here, with many of the statues defaced! It was as if Mortismere or whomever wanted to keep these statues a secret. The mysteries were unfolding literately at each step as Charon wandered into the room until she arrived to an altar where.... surprise surprise.... a book laid on an ancient pedestal. With her love of books and research- Charon dashed right to it and opened the book. The moment that she did- more and more cauldrons lighted up the place and she could see that the entire chamber was a vast cavern!!! and a gigantic monument of the same demon loomed above her with it's arms outstretched...... this has to be good.
This Book, however, expanded on the story- a crystal artifact of intense darkness was infused into a corpse to serve as Lilith's champion to destroy the Vaolrixous but something went terribly wrong.... The sword yielding champion became the source of incredible darkness unlike ever experienced before and the champion drained Lilith of her life source. The Dark Champion was relentlessness but the Vaolrixous were able to lure the dark champion into Neo-Earth of the slumbering present Lilith in order to save Earth-- but this only made matters worse.
The elders of the ravaged remains of the Vaolrixous tribe then gave up their life force which summoned a Champion of Light wielding The Sword of Cain. The Champion of Light versus the Champion of Darkness did end once Altimac sacrificed his own self destroying the Champion of Darkness for good..... Hra'gad 'The Wicked' was no more.
Charon came to a revelation that Hra'gad must have hid inside of the Absolute title.. but that was when she turned around to see Lord Mortismere standing at the base of the altar with the Sword of Gilgamesh drawn- ready to strike! Charon only smiled as a reply to the awaiting Lord Mortismere who was prime and ready with the Sword of Gilgamesh.... Lord Mortis took it as an act of disrespect and fully engaged Charon with the sword but Charon dissolved into a mass of nanobots and transported out of the way from the Sword- which sliced the ancient book into two.....
Mortis turned around violently and saw Charon run out of the chamber into the main chamber!!! Once inside of the main chamber- Charon turned around, disengaged her two nailguns and unleashed a volley of nails around the crumbling arch of the chamber door.... Mortis was just within several feet from entering when tons of ruble came tumbling down on top of him!!!!
Charon knew all too well that this was not the end-- but instead she eyeballed the doppelganger of herself on the surgery table. She didn't know exactly why... but she felt that it was important to escape with that woman....
And so Charon took the woman off of the table and flung her over her right shoulder but upon looking back at Mortis... she saw him crawling out and reaching out for her!!!
"YOU FILTHY FUCKING BITCH!!! I WILL KILLLLL YOU!!!!!" Screamed Mortismere.... Charon was virtually trapped.... even the main chamber door was locked again and there was no obvious way out.... Mortismere must have locked them inside. Charon tried to calm herself and saw that the full locket of Julie was intact in the chamber wall and so she reached up to grab it.
With the locket in her grasp... Charon walked over to the glyph with the insigmia of Unholy Darkness, Holy Darkness and Holy Light and recited the incantation that Brand-X taught her to open the Gates hoping that the locket she had in her possession would react as a key......
::Mortismere finally dislodged himself from the ruble!!! and then raised the sword up high as Charon in the foreground was kneeling in the center of the glyph and holding Julie's locket!!!::
"DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!!!"
THEN A BRILLIANT LIGHT SPARKED FROM THE LOCKET WHICH SENT MORTISMERE FLYING UP INTO THE AIR AND CRASHING ONTO THE FLOOR!!! Charon opened her eyes and saw beneath her the floor illuminated and before she knew it........ she was no longer in the ancient chamber but instead..... she appeared at the Final Gate of the Apocalypse along with the bizarre woman she just rescued...... in the distance she sees Darkspade, Red Spyder and Angel run into a vortex to escape... However as Charon rose up to yell at them.... they all disappeared along with the only way out of this place closed!!!!
2030.....
The entire CW Headquarters was plastered with picture frames of Chane posing with the Absolute title along with pictures of Staph's titties with famous celebs and even the last United States President before Chane declared the USA as his monarchy..... Donald J. Grump..... Alexander's expression told it all.....
::Staphanie was giving Alex a detailed "tour" of the nearly deserted headquarters..... at every corner there was something which made Alex's jaw drop.....
"AND OVER HERE IS THE TITTY BAR WHERE I GET TO PROSTITUTE MYSELF EVERY SINGLE NIGHT.....OHHHHHHHH AND OVER HERE IS THE NEW COURTYARD WITH OUR MONUMENT TO THE GREATEST ABSOLUTE UNIVERSAL UNDISPUTED CHAMPION OF CHAMPIONS... MY LOVING BROTHER, KING CHANE MCMAHON!... OHHHHH we also bankrupted the entire country.... did I leave that little detail out.... HAHAHAAA!!!! and NOW we are entering into the best part of the Headquarters and that is where they process my crabs into my new cereal... Staphanie Crabs..... YOU SEE Alex we're doing what we can for you SO YOU CAN GET OUT OF THIS BANKRUPTCY!!" - said Staphanie
The torture continued for Alex and he learns about the sick acts Chane and Staphanie have done, even, produce the last CreatureMania called "CreatureMania 14: CreampieMania!" featuring Chane and Staphanie eating each other in the ring!
The Arrangement.
(See: https://creaturewrestling.com/cwnet/forum/index.php?action=display&forumid=1&msgid=1783).
Charon only smiled as a reply to the awaiting Lord Mortismere who was prime and ready with the Sword of Gilgamesh.... Lord Mortis took it as an act of disrespect and fully engaged Charon with the sword but Charon dissolved into a mass of nanobots and transported out of the way from the Sword- which sliced the ancient book into two..... Mortis turned around violently and saw Charon run out of the chamber into the main chamber!!! Once inside of the main chamber- Charon turned around, disengaged her two nailguns and unleashed a volley of nails around the crumbling arch of the chamber door.... Mortis was just within several feet from entering when tons of ruble came tumbling down on top of him!!!! Charon knew all too well that this was not the end-- but instead she eyeballed the doppelganger of herself on the surgery table. She didn't know exactly why... but she felt that it was important to escape with that woman.... And so Charon took the woman off of the table and flung her over her right shoulder but upon looking back at Mortis... she saw him crawling out and reaching out for her!!! YOU FILTHY FUCKING BITCH!!! I WILL KILLLLL YOU!!!!! Screamed Mortismere.... Charon was virtually trapped.... even the main chamber door was locked again and there was no obvious way out.... Mortismere must have locked them inside. Charon tried to calm herself and saw that the full locket of Julie was intact in the chamber wall and so she reached up to grab it. With the locket in her grasp... Charon walked over to the glyph with the insigmia of Unholy Darkness, Holy Darkness and Holy Light and recited the incantation that Brand-X taught her to open the Gates hoping that the locket she had in her possession would react as a key...... ::Mortismere finally dislodged himself from the ruble!!! and then raised the sword up high as Charon in the foreground was kneeling in the center of the glyph and holding Julie's locket!!!:: DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!!!! THEN A BRILLIANT LIGHT SPARKED FROM THE LOCKET WHICH SENT MORTISMERE FLYING UP INTO THE AIR AND CRASHING ONTO THE FLOOR!!! Charon opened her eyes and saw beneath her the floor illuminated and before she knew it........ she was no longer in the ancient chamber but instead..... she appeared at the Final Gate of the Apocalypse along with the bizarre woman she just rescued...... in the distance she sees Darkspade, Red Spyder and Angel run into a vortex to escape... However as Charon rose up to yell at them.... they all disappeared along with the only way out of this place closed!!!!Charon was trapped at the Gate of Apocalypse since.... no one found out what happened to her. Back to the present and at Death Manor where a bizarre spirit in the belt revealed itself upon Darkspade and Red Spyder..... "DAMMIT! TELL US ALREADY WHAT YOU WANT BEFORE ANOTHER SAGA COMES UP!!" screamed Darkspade at the apparition....
Darkspade's mouth dropped in shock!!!
The next scene shows Staphanie in an old CW wrestling ring that hasn't been used in over a decade-- the stain where she gave birth, multiple times, to her crabs using Chane's sperm was still evident with all of the orange stains-smelling old urine spots..... Botch in the ring as well with Alex whom was still shocked at the degradation of his arena....
SO BOTCH.... SHOW ME WHAT YA GOT!!!! DON'T HOLD BACK!!!!!" screeeeeeetched Staphanie as a crab exists her nostril and enters into her mouth
Botch didn't know what was going on but slips on an orange slug that was soaking up the after-birth from Staphanie and Chane's love child....... and propelled at Staphanie with an accidental clothesline that swung Staphanie down into a pile of CRABS!!!!! Alexander's eyes opened wide again as the mass pile of crabs in the center of the ring where climbing on each other with a pair of plastic tits rolling down the pile of crabs to the canvas surface!!!! In bewilderment- we then see the crabs connecting to other crabs using their mandible claws and thus the crabs oozed out their shit slowly into each of their mouths for substance..... Suddenly. Staphanie reformed back into her human form along with her attaching her plastic tits back into place.....
"HA HA HA. That was a GOOD one Botch..... I didn't know this was a Formicophilia Fetish match!!!? Ha ha.... why don't we change the rules up a bit and make the next one a Tickle Bondage with some nastaphilia with my brother Chane!
The look on Alex said it all....
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