PG-13 VS XXX Era, Alternative Realities: Page 2

In the Year 2030...

The scene fades into view as if we are an eagle soaring in the sky- seeing a landscape ravaged by destructive war and violence from human beings..... another crossfade takes us soaring high above New York city... while some, new, skyscrapers were elegantly visible.... many other skyscrapers were destroyed by what looks to have been bomb-fire.... then the view dips down as the day grows dark and we see fire in the streets... the view then dips further down and we can see fighting among the humans and creatures in the streets!!! What the hell is going on here..... another crossfade takes us inside of a news network station still controlled by human beings.... we are inside where a news anchor is reporting the insane war against the Creatures of the Night when all of a sudden the door to the news room is obliterated and from the smoke emerged at least a dozen Creatures followed by the Grand Promoter of CreatureWrestling, Reverend Jones along Queen Staphanie McMahon....they easily destroy the turret machines stand guard with their amazing Unholy powers and then stand aside while bowing as...

The King of the United States grinned as his demonic eyes glowed a bright crimson red-- at that moment highly trained Creature hunters emerge from every corner of the room and a fight breaks out in the news room.... King Chane walks through the fighting as if it is far below him and raised his right hand at the shocked male news anchor.... from the slit in his hand emerged a swarm of crawling scorpion looking insects which scampered off in all locations and attached themselves to any exposed body parts of the Creature hunters- and one black insect specifically attached on top of the forehead of the anchor as it emerged from behind King Chane's skin... we saw the insect's long stinger from its tail submerge under the skull in one strike into the anchor's head.... within moments the anchor was in compulsion and twitching in his seat.... King Chane sat down next to the twitching news anchor and smiled as he folded his hands and looked casual into the camera-- while in the background you could hear the screams and blood splattered from the fighting...... Chane hand a message to the country.

we see to the left of Chane that the male news anchor stopped twitching and apparently dead as it hit the top of the desk with it's head and blood splattered out.... but in seconds.... the skin crumbled and broke apart revealing an emerged Chane!! The new naked Chane removes the dead flesh, bone and guts from the host and sat back right down with the other Chane. The two look at each other and simultaneously grin before turning back to look at the camera and spoke simultaneously-- whist in the background each of the Creature Hunters and opposition were dead on the ground being eaten by the insects.

The entire scene ends not there, but somewhere showing a war torn Charon Death and Red Spyder watching everything unfold on a television monitor in an operative warehouse....

Charon moves over to the LCD lighted up computerized table showing the citymap and markers where Hra'gad has strengthened his armies at....

The scene then cross-fades right back at the news station- where, Hra'gad in possession of King Chane's body is seated by the news table with alongside him to his left was himself... this was beyond bizarre and disturbing.... It was unclear what was Hra'gad's intention- he had been secretly moving from one host to the other in his world conquest and dire goal to kill his father, Red Spyder. It was also unclear when and how he gained possession of Chane- perhaps, Hra'gad already had Chane in his devious grasp since day one... it would make perfect sense with how powerful Chane gotten within the government and his role along with his sister in destroying any opposition in the way... including the entire CreatureWrestling organization. The two Chanes... err. Hra'gads stared into the camera.... then the first one spoke once again.....

The camera zoomed in ever so slightly on Chane's face....

Charon did not get to answer Red when the news showed on their monitor of Hra'gad's proposal. Charon sighed with a deep breath-- Red turns to look at her.....

Charon released Red, still crying and overrun with emotions...

As Charon wiped away her tears, Red tried to remember if he ever had another child besides lil Red. If he did, no one ever came forward about it and attempted to get child support payments out of him. Hra'gad mentioned the Apocalypse. Did it have to do with Lilith then? Red fucked her multiple times. Charon and pretty much everyone else knew about that. Was it possible his monster beef making Lilith moan caused more issues that anyone ever realized? "Maybe he's lying," Red finally said, out of ideas. "He wants us to surrender and maybe he thinks I'll come out of hiding to find out if it's true. Shaking her head, Charon said, "He was too nonchalant about it. Either YOU'RE lying or he knows something you don't." "Well, I did fuck a lot of women back when I was still a big deal in CW," Red said, the monster beef stirring in his pants at those memories, which Charon fortunately didn't seem to notice. "I mean, a LOT! Almost a new woman every night! Not just ring rats and prostitutes either. I definitely fucked more than one woman employed by CW over the years. Sometimes more than one at once too!" "Okay, enough!" Charon said, putting her hands over her ears in disgust. "I get it, you were the slut of CW!" "Yep, pretty much," Red said, smiling as he remembered how powerful fucking so many women made him feel. So powerful, he couldn't resist killing some of them. He decided it was best not to go into the details of the killings with Charon however. It seemed irrelevant at that moment. The dead women couldn't be the source of Hra'gad. After a moment of silence, of Charon probably trying to block out any mental images Red caused her to have, she asked, "So, these women... I don't guess you know of any you ever knocked up?" Red thought it over one more time before saying, "Definitely not, I think. If I did, why wouldn't they have come forward? I was easy enough to find." Charon rolled her eyes at Red's unsureness, but he was probably right. "Before anyone tries to do any time traveling, is there anyone still alive who might know where Hra'gad came from? Besides Hra'gad... err... Hra'gads? Because as much pleasure as I might get out of killing Darkspade, we need to make sure we're stopping the right person. Even if it's me..."

Charon looked to the side in thought.....

Red was still counting up the many... and I do mean MANY many times he had sex with women just this past year!

Brandon was trying to tie back his enormous fluff of hair back into a pony-tail.....

The air was cold and dark.... it has been this way for unrecognizable years. The scene slowly fades into completion showcasing a long narrow hallway with security doors on either side.... when the view takes on the perspective of a nurse- we then look inside of one of the small windows located on the door... and inside the door was a room with padding on the walls. This was an insane asylum- location unknown.... however, inside of this room the nurse is viewing in was a young woman hiding in a corner, scared and alone.

And then again, the scene fades but this time inside of what was left of CreatureWrestling Headquarters.... and inside of a cell seated on a stool with his arms in shackles was The Unholy One.... he was beaten to within an inch of his life- kept alive just enough for amusement and questioning..... The scene slowly draws to black once Promoter Reverend Jones, returned from the recent attack at the news station, enters the scene from the darkness and strikes his cane across Darkspade's face- causing Spade to bleed.... but Spade repays the gesture by spitting his blood on Reverent's fine black shoes......

"Darkspade being alive doesn't surprise me... but Angel?!" Red said, grabbing Brandon's shoulder that still had an arm attached. "How can that be? I witnessed her death myself!" "Did you really, mate?" Brandon asked, pulling away to continue struggling with his hair. "Because what I've sensed says your eyes deceived you." "Then where the hell is she?!" Red said, excited at the idea that his Angel could still be alive. "Or Darkspade for that matter? Are they together? Stop messing with your hair and answer me!" Brandon was still trying to get his hair into a ponytail. Red was ready to cut Brandon's hair off to solve his problem, glancing near the monitors for a pair of scissors. Charon simply shook her head in disbelief. One man was obsessed with his penis, the other was obsessed with his hair. "We don't have time for this!" Red said, growing more impatient by the second. He grabbed Brandon by his shirt and forced him against a wall, not to cause pain but to get his full attention. "Where can we find them... and this master key?" Charon had a hand on the grip of her nail gun, just in case Red's sudden urge to find Angel grew beyond his control. She knew it was the want to find Angel that brought out this frustration in him far more than the master key.

The camera man who'd have been possessed already by Hra'gads' frenzy of mutated insects- turns the camera around to showcase Staphanie McMahon standing in-front of one of show door props that had been rolled in on stage from the back... she smiles, along with her sagging tits thumping on the ground, and opens the door to reveal a LCD monitor showing the citizens of New York also watching everything unfolding in the news room in times square! The citizens are also confused seeing themselves shown...... that was until a group of people in the middle of a mass crowd start yelling and running for their lives.... A SWARM of Staphanie's crabs bubble out from underneath sewage caps and from drainage holes..... the crabs blanketed the streets as millions upon countless millions of them pour out-- a shot then switches to a man running from the crabs when all of a sudden the crabs mutated wings and flew up into the air to only dive bomb right through the man's skull and ate the rest of him... the view zoomed even closer as the crabs pooped out translucent-like eggs full of Chane fetuses which grew at an astonishing rate until the eggs burst open with more clones of Chane McMahon!!!! Suddenly this was all over the place-- thousands of people were devoured by Staphanie's super-powered up flying crabs and their droplets birthed a legion of Chane McMahons now stomping over the dead eaten carcasses of the citizens of New York...... The next scene shows a helicopter view of the city.... each block was littered with a beige blanket of crabs..... screams overcame the entire city one block at a time..... And now we switched back to the two Chanes in the news station.... where, the second Chane now speaks with a smirk on his face......

The first Chane speaks

The scene then cross-fades back at the rebel base where Red Spyder was going in a frenzy with Brand-X... that was when Charon pushed the two men aside and pointed at the monitor and what Chane had done and said.... Charon screamed at the monitor and pounded the desk.....

Red let go Brand-X and just looked downward and then back at Charon..... he didn't say a word

Once again Brandon was fixing his hair as it kept getting into his mouth......

Charon turns to Red

Despite Charon's command, Red found himself staring off into space, thinking only, naturally, of the monster beef stretching holes. "FOCUS!" Charon shouted again, grabbing Red by the throat to snap him out of his daydream. This caused him to look directly into her eyes. "If you don't focus, we're ALL fucked!" "Well... like I said, if I appear in the open, he might too," Red said, Charon taking a couple steps back now that he seemed to be on the same page. "Do you really think Aeean Hades is just waiting like that?" Charon asked, Brandon giving up on his hair for a moment to listen. Besides, the more he tried to fix it, the wilder it became. "I'd say it's likely," Red answered, thinking back to his previous encounters with Aeean, first in the garden at Castle Mortis and then after lil Red's birth. "That seems to be his thing. Wait in the shadows until the time's right for him to interfere. If now isn't the right time, we're going to have to come up with another plan." "A roll of the dice then, mates," Brandon said, using his hand to throw his hair out of his mouth again. "Unless anyone's got a better idea, I say you go for it!" "It better work," Charon said with a sigh. "If it doesn't, we might not have time to come up with anything else." "I have a feeling it'll be enough to draw him out," Red said. "I just hope he's not too pissed off about before." The birth of lil Red screwed Aeean Hades out of getting his revenge with the Gate of Apocalypse. He had more than one reason to possibly still want Red to die. "Imagine that, someone pissed off at you..." Charon said, knowing all too well how easy it was to be pissed off at the Guardian of Wickedness.. "It was either kill him or let him kill Angel and lil Red," Red responded, shrugging. "I'm pretty sure you wouldn't have been happy with the latter."

Spade suffered in silence... he had too. Years of captivity ever since the first takening in which Hra'gad took over his body loomed in his mind still payed its toll... He thought back on the night when Red Spyder, Brand-X and himself infiltrated McMahon manor in order to save not only Angel and Red's lil child but the entire Death family.... but as the memories raced on in Spade's head so did the 'incident'.... but that was as far as Spade's mind could do. Because every time Spade recollects the exact moment when disaster struck- he draws a blank-- for soon after the incident..... Hra'gad was released from the Absolute title and the demonic spirit took over Spade's body! Devastation soon ensured afterward.... for Spade... it was like watching a horror movie play out without any stop button. Though the one thing that Hra'gad did not expect, and what ended up saving Darkspade and give the rest of the world a chance, was the adverse reaction of taking over Spade's body without Spade's spirit and soul entact would do to Hra'gad. It is what weakened Hra'gad and what caused the demon to retreat in Spade's final match as Absolute champion into Chane McMahon's body. The only reason Spade could figure out why he was kept alive was because Hra'gad still needed him for something-- and that something must be the whereabouts of Charon and Red Spyder.... So for each night, the CW Promoter, Reverend Jones, has been interrogating Darkspade and drilling his mind for anything regarding Charon and Red.....

Then the scene shifts again... but this time, it was 4 hours later. Charon and Red Spyder are far from the resistance headquarters perched upon a balcony overlooking New York City.... in the distance you could see the ominous ivory towers of CreatureWrestling Headquarters. Charon turns to Red and speaks to him with determination

Red nods- kept his monster beef out but by now he was flicking it with his fingers

Red turned to face Charon to answer her question and the monster beef unexpectedly jumped towards her, forcing her to jump back in disgust. "RED!" Charon shouted as the beef squirmed around in his big hands, the throbbing head splitting open at the tip to release a massive drop of pre-cum. "Quit pointing that... THING at me!" She was ready to put a few extra holes in it he didn't. It seemed to only grow too at the sight of her, bringing her to take a couple more big steps back, just in case. "It's just a penis, Charon!" Red said as he tried to get it under some control. "Everyone has one!" "... Huh?!" Charon responded, raising an eyebrow as she lowered her weapon due to Red turning away from her. "No they don't! For someone who has both fucked and dissected countless people, I'd think you'd realize that not everyone has a penis!" "Yes they do!" Red argued. "I've fucked and dissected plenty of hookers who had a penis!" The monster beef squirmed and spurted more at the mere mention of hookers. Charon had no response that time. It was probably for the best. Even with the world falling apart, the Guardian of Wickedness was as vile as ever. The less she knew about his sex life, the better. "Hey, you aren't going to tell Angel about the hookers I fucked while I thought she was dead, are you?" Red asked, Charon flinching when he started to turn around again, fortunately only standing sideways. "I mean, how was I to know she was still alive? Everyone thought she was dead! And well, I do care about her. If I'd known, I would have stuck with internet porn." "Uh... better get to drawing out Aeean," Charon answered, not too worried about who Red fucked while they thought Angel was dead at that moment. "Right!" Red said, stroking the beef enthusiastically, more pre-cum dripping out, its veins bulging. "Let's GO!" At that, Red took off. Or rather, the monster beef seemed to take off, dragging Red along like he was walking a dog more powerful than him. The pre-cum continued oozing, leaving a slime trail behind him and as the beef's head bobbed around, Charon could have sworn she heard it sniffing the ground like a bloodhound.

Angel was shivering... she reached for her blanket when she saw that the bulk door was slightly opened.... she had no idea how this happened but she gets up and slowly creaks the door open to exit the room she was in and into the long dreary hallway... being cautious- Angel made her way down the hallway while looking back to see if anyone seen her-- her long white patient gown flapping as she increased speed running. Angel turns a corner and then sees that the security guard was shot in the head!!! The Guard's blood splattered on the glass window... without hesitation, Angel crawls onto the floor, while looking back and forth to see if the coast was clear, and she enters into the guard's room to pull his card key out from his keyring.... After Angel acquired the key card- she quickly inserts it into a slot that was right next to the dead guard and the security door opens!!! Angel swiftly gets back on her feet and makes a mad bees line to the exit-- that was when a security alarm sounded off and a red light came on to signal an escape!!! More guards come around a corner and see Angel escaping.!!! They run for her but at the very last minute before they could grab her, Angel exits through the door- shuts it in the nick of time- starring at the disgruntled guards through the window slit She had gotten through to the outside of the complex but there were now other obstacles to undertake before she is completely out of the clear..... but there was still that lingering thought of, how did the door to her room opened and who killed the guard?!

The next scene to materialize was of Red Spyder, Brand-X and Charon... with the monster beef leading the party like a bloodhound literately sniffing the ground for its missing love slit.... Charon was shaking her head at all of this - even watching Red smile as the monster beef came up to every woman corpse on the deserted New York streets- sniffing their cooch out!!!

Brand-X was still trying to control his hair which in of itself was a kind of a monster hairdo.....

Charon shook her head again....

The perspective changes to that of a bird's eye view where we see the three walking slowly in the street and the Chane clones creep up all around them... the view backs up even more from the air and we can see millions upon millions of Chane clones from many streets for miles engaging the three....... Red Spyder didn't seem to notice the clones but was more interested in how his monster beef was searching-- then all of a sudden the monster beef perks it's mushroom bulged head-- and even the flaps of the head move to the left and to the right as if they were ears listening in on sounds... it's hole widens- sprouting out pre-cum like it was a tongue and darts forward dragging Red Spyder with it!!!! Red, Charon and Brand-X turn around and enter into central park... it was oddly silent..... and the clones did not follow.... the night sky was also very ominous.... it was TOO quiet....

The Monster Beef perks up again and then growls and lowers its head.......... Red says. "Ssshhh... someone is coming.... stay sharp!"

And then finally coming from behind a statue emerged a dark figure... with horns.... the party witnessed the emergence of Aeean Hades!!!

The monster beef raised its head and sniffed the air as Aeean creepily came forward towards Red Spyder....

The Monster Beef was yelping and starting to roar again while spatting out its pre-cum into the air and on everyone....

Aeean smiled and rubbed its chin

"... Cut off?" Red questioned, the beef retreating into his trousers, nearly ripping the cloth due to its inflated size. "You can't cut it off! WHY would you cut it off?!" "Why?" Aeean repeated. "Have you learned nothing over all these years? Your monster beef is nothing but TROUBLE! If you want to know what I know, that's the price! It seems quite fair to me. You took something away from me, so I'm going to take something away from you!" "But... I NEED it!" Red protested, covering the still cowering beef. "Plus, it's helping us find my Angel!" Red glanced first at Brand-X and then at Charon. The looks on their faces disturbed him more than Aeean's request. Charon especially seemed quite amused by the idea of removing the monster beef. If they wanted it gone, they were going to have to fight him over it, because there was no way he was willingly going along with such a plan. "Come on, guys," Red said, backing away from all three of them. "There has to be another way! Brandon, you wouldn't want someone cutting off your hair! You're too proud of it! And Charon, what about Angel? Do you think she'd be happy to hear you allowed a vital part of me to be removed?! A part she rather enjoys too! Besides, who cares what this horned clown wants? He doesn't know shit! He's just butt hurt that he didn't get his way!" Both Charon and Brand-X seemed to be rethinking their positions on the matter. Well, Charon was rethinking. Brand-X was trying to remove his wild hair from around his neck before it strangled him. Aeean meanwhile pulled out a battered, leather bag and held it out so Red could get a good look. "Look familiar, Guardian?" Aeean asked with a chuckle. "It's a leftover from your days of pretending you were Jack the Ripper, still filled with your various tools of terror! Scalpels, bone saws, and no telling what else! I like to think of it as a collector's item. And it just seems so fitting to use it on that monster beef!" "Hey, that was never proven!" Red said, turning his head, refusing to look at his former belongings any further. "So why don't you shove that bag back up your ass and FUCK OFF!"

Aeean reached for an instrument in the rusty old battered bag and pulled out a dull bone saw that was covered with aged blood stains..... Red Spyder actually expressed a face of concern and freight!!! Aeean walked slowly forward towards Red while Red covered the front of his groin with his two hands..... Suddenly, Charon gets right in the middle of the two and pulled out her nailguns and aimed them at Aeean....

Aeean's eyebrow raised and smiled at Charon....

This time, Red Spyder's monster beef raised out from its home and even made cutsi faces with its penis tip almost like it was a sad puppy....

The voice that shouted out was startling and it came from Brandon!!!! Red, Charon and Aeean turn around and before anyone could react all of a suddenly... Brandon removed the top of his cane off to reveal a conceived SUPER sharp samurai sword... Red's eyes watched as the sword came up and THEN DOWN across Red's monster beef!!!!! Then.... BLOOD splattered on Aeean's cheeks.... Red's face and in Charon's mouth.... Red quickly jumped back in shock and landed on the ground shaking nervously.... he opened his eyes and saw looming above him Brandon with the decapitated wiggling monster beef just dangling in Brandon's right hand......

Brandon just laughed manically... and then pointed the sword in-front of Red Spyder

Brandon turned his head around and blew his hair aside as he stared at Charon with crimson red eyes....

Aeean sighed and injected....

Charon still had her nailguns out and had them pointed at "Brandon"....

Aeean gringes....

Charon couldn't pay attention to the still shocked Red for long, forced to fire her nail guns again as more Chane clones crawled up from the ground, covered in damp soil. "GIVE MY BACK MY PENIS!" Red yelled before lunging at Hra'gad, blood flinging from the stump on his crotch. "PENIS THIEF!" Whipping Brandon's wild hair into Red's face to stop him, Hra'gad dove between the rising Chanes, out of Red's long reach. "You will NEVER see this beef again, Dad!" Hra'gad said. The monster beef wiggled harder in Hra'gad's grasp in response, the fat head looking directly at him, preparing to spit fresh pre-cum into his eyes. Realizing what the beef was trying to do, Hra'gad quickly pulled out a muzzle and forced it over the struggling beef's head. "Ugh, what are we going to do, Charon?!" Red asked as she continued riddling the Chanes with nails. "Right. How about... HELP ME FIGHT OFF THESE BASTARDS!" Charon responded, giving one of the Chanes a kick to the gut when he reached out for her. Looking down at his dripping crotch, Red sighed before zipping up his pants. Glancing around at the steadily growing amount of Chanes, he slowly removed the large chainsaw from his back and examined the blade, wiping off a speck of dried blood with his shirt. Charon glanced back at him again, wondering why he wasn't helping yet and considering turning her nail guns on him to get him moving. Finally pulling the ripcord, he got the chainsaw started and said, "Let's get my beef back!"

Red just unmercifully went to town on the approaching Chane clones!!! He spun around first decapitating the clones and then stopped to then cut through the chest of 5 Chanes in ONE strike!!! Meanwhile-- Charon was having fun of her own as she unloaded a multitude of nail guns at point-blank range straight into the heads of ANY Chane wanting a piece of her wet pussy.... Hra'gad, apparently in possession of Brand-X's body, just stood watching with the wiggling and muzzled monster beef.... Red was enraged and just got through sawing through the head, arms, legs and penis of a Chane clone on the ground when he looked up seeing Hra'gad turning away to walk away.... That was when Red screamed out-loud to Hra'gad.....

Hra'gad stopped in its tracks and gripped the monster beef so tightly in his right hand that cum squirted out from its tip and saturated the muzzle..... Then- Hra'gad turned violently around with his eyes in which the pupil widens and then fills with blood.... Charon was done dodging a few Chanes who tried to simultaneously attack her with flying elbow drops from various heights such as: trees, cans, buildings.... and she frighteningly yelled out to Red Spyder, "Right!!! RED DO NOT LOOK AT HIS EYES!!!!!!" It was too late.... of Hra'gad's powers he has the ability to enter into someone's eyes and attack their soul and drain their life energy... Red dropped his chainsaw... fell to his knees and a deep dark red beam of light emitted from Hra'gad's own eyes to connect with Red..... but at that point, the Monster Beef managed to break free from the muzzle with how loose it was with all of the globs of cum and then squirted CUM RIGHT INTO HRA'GAD'S EYES BLINDING HIM BEFORE THE RITUAL WAS COMPLETE!!!! Charon immediately runs over to grab a hold of an unconscious Red...... The Chane army stopped in their tracks and then switched their attention to protecting Hra'gad.... the scene fades as Hra'gad, and the monster beef, are covered with a mountain of Chane bodies which then submerged into the ground....... Charon was left with Red in the park in her arms in the dead of night..... weeping over him if he ever can wake up again........

Meanwhile........ Angel wandered the courtyard at night, wondering how to escape. But oddly enough there were no guards and no search lights.... then, as if fate has directed her- she saw a side gate opened wide leading to the forest which lay yonder. Angel made a sprint for the gate when all of a suddenly a garage door opens wide and a legion of guards finally emerge to track her down.... but she did not give up and continued to run and then escaped through the gate... she ran and ran even with the guards with dogs in the distance can be heard..... until she reached a stream..... in exhaust, she falls down into the muddy water by the stream. The camera shot shows her face up-close, until two big hands come sand pick her up.... the scene then shows a distance view of a figure with Angel in its arms treking through the dark forest with a lantern..... A crossfade..... Angel wakes up in a cabin still at night to the sound of a steaming tea pot boiling over a fiery stove--- her first instinct was to get up quickly and grab something blunt to bash with but before she could-- she slams right into the chest of a man and falls on her bum.... when she looks up she sees that Deadblood was looming over her...... "I know who you are, I think you were once called, Deadblood.... the wrestler from CreatureWrestling? Wer....were you the one who saved me?" Deadblood also had over his shoulder a deer he had killed for supper and slams it down on a table before addressing her question.... Angel's eyes looked above him and saw the Mortal Wrestling title belt nailed to a crossbeam. "You... ARE Him!"

"I haven't heard that name in a long time," he said, setting down a bow and quiver next to the deer. He continued facing away from Angel as he removed his katana inside its sheath from his back. When he did finally turn back around and crouched down in front of her, she realized that he'd gotten a little grayer than when she last saw him years ago. Otherwise, despite what the world had become, he seemed to still take good care of himself. "I'm glad to see you... but how did you find me?" Angel asked, not sure if she should be relieved or not to have ended up with Deadblood. He seemed to still be friendly, but who could she really trust? "You almost scared away my dinner," he answered, nodding towards the deer. "Now answer me: where the hell have you been and why were you in the woods? Everyone thought you were dead. And don't tell me you've been hiding out in those woods all this time. I would have spotted you before now." Before she could answer, he stood up and extended a hand to help her back to her feet. She took it and only watched in silence as he quickly worked to hoist the deer up by a rope from the ceiling. She wanted to answer him, but she didn't know where to start. She almost forgot all about his questions when he drew a knife, causing her to flinch. She stopped herself however when she realized he only intended to use the knife to begin skinning the deer. "If you're not going to answer me, could you at least bring me that bucket?" Deadblood asked, Angel glancing around and spotting a dented, metal bucket in one corner of the room. "I'd rather not spend the rest of the night trying to scrub this deer's blood out of my floorboards."

Sighing.... Angel grabbed the dented bucket and handed it to Deadblood; she had heard stories about Deadblood before but she was quite shocked at his current image.... but after all he is a mortal.

Realizing the situation she was in, she oblige.... Angel grabbed a rag and got on all fours scrubbing while Deadblood continued to scrape the skin and meat off of the deer carcass... Angel was quite, every often looking up to avoid the blood and guts.... Sometime later, Deadblood arranged the meat on a make-shift grill over the cabin's fireplace-- Angel had cleaned herself off and was sitting silently on a chair by the dinner table..... *While turning over the meat.....* "Awh hum. So. You're going to answer me now? Even making you supper?" Again, Angel was silent... the meat was done by now and Deadblood threw the cooked meat on a tin plate along with some pork beans from a pot. Dead made servings for two and went over to the dinner table where he put the plate of food down on-- instantly Angel went to town on the meat, like a ravaged animal, tearing through the meat- yet not so monstrous as she remembered it to be- with her teeth!! Deadblood had his mouth wide open as he barely picked up a roll of bread..... and just stared in awe as Angel ate. Eventually Angel stopped and noticed Deadblood was just staring at her and then she tried to act all 'lady' like by first wiping off the meat stains on her long sleeve shirt and then second she sat up as proper as she could while folding her hands for grace.... Deadblood just laughed and then smiled, something he hasn't done in quite some time. "Look. You don't have to say grace or act lady-like... hell the world has gone to shits.... We make our own rules now.... I am sorry if I was a jerk to you but its a miracle you are still alive.... I can only imagine what your family would do if they saw you- especially, Red.... so. Eat up... you must be starving...." Angel did as that-- after some time of eating, the two laid back in their chairs patting their stomachs and picking meat from between their teeth.... Then Angel finally spoke..... "I..... I just know bad people took me away and I have been living in a dark place since.... They called me insane.... people dressed in white kept poking at me.... testing me.... then... then.... I escaped somehow... someone helped but I don't know who..... PLEASE... please don't send me back!!! PLEASE!!!

*She was clearly upset.... she had been confined to an asylum for 14 years.... but it still remained, who or what helped her escape?? Deadblood had a lot on his plate.

"PLEASE don't make me go back there!" Angel continued, shaking in fear. "Don't worry, I'm not taking you back, nor am I letting anyone else take you back," Deadblood said calmly. "PLEASE DON'T!" Angel shouted. "Hey, relax! I told you, I'm not taking you back!" DB said, effectively silencing her. He wanted to help her, but he wasn't exactly prepared to deal with someone so emotionally fragile. Living alone for so long with only sparse contact from others on his side didn't leave a lot of room for worrying about anything else other than survival. "I think we both need a drink before this goes any further," he then said, standing up from the table and going over to an old fridge, removing two bottles of cold beer. Popping off the caps, he placed one down in front of her before returning to his seat. After taking a couple sips of his beer, he said, "Now I'm going to guess that these 'bad' people were holding you somewhere near where I found you. And whoever helped you was probably one of them. Maybe they started feeling guilty. Do you know who any of the people in white were? I mean, did you recognize any of them from before they kidnapped you? Did you ever see any of them around CW?" DB didn't have high hopes for Angel knowing anything useful. Whoever was holding her captive likely didn't show their faces to her often. It was probably for the best if he just took her to Red and the others and let them deal with her. He wasn't trekking out again for that though, not at that moment. He needed to repair one of his arrows, tighten the bow, and a few hours of sleep sounded good too.

The next scene brought us back to the location where Darkspade has been kept captive. The Unholy One no-more was sitting in his cell on a stool table just staring at his blackened, rough hands.... the camera angle looked upward from the ground at Spade and you could see all of the bloody bruise marks and cuts over the 14 years..... Suddenly, the cell door opens again- Spade expected the routine beatings like always but as Spade looked up- he was left surprised. Brand-X stood at the door just staring at Darkspade-- but Spade just laughed, coughed up some blood and looked back at Brand-X.

Charon rushed an unconscious Red Spyder back to her MV Agusta F4CC motorcycle and drove quickly on the streets- Avoiding swarms of clones on the highway to the rebel warehouse .... where, unsurprisingly, no one was left. It was a risk to take in order to keep Red Spyder alive - and not to bleed out from his monster beef being sliced clean off!!! Red was placed on a surgery table and Charon went to work on infusing him with blood packets and wired his cut dick shut!!!!! Charon got the first thread ready- gulps- and then sticks the needle into the what remained of Red's dick!!! "OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"

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Elsewhere....

"JESUS CHRIST CHARON WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!" Red shouted as he sat up on the surgery table. Looking down at the dripping stump where the monster beef used to live, he screamed and let himself fall back onto the table. "Please tell me you're in the process of euthanizing me!" "Right. Just relax, Red!" Charon said, trying not to bend the needle as she jammed it into the thick flesh. "This is going to hurt you a lot more than it's going to hurt me." "OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! WATCH IT DOWN THERE!" he then shouted, gripping the sides of table to keep from thrashing around too much. Looking around, he spotted a mask connected to a tube and reached for it. "Is this nitrous?" He jammed the mask over his face and started twisting nearby valves. When he figured out it was just oxygen, he tossed the mask aside. "Right... almost... got it!" Charon said, standing back, still holding the needle. "Well, what do you think?" Sitting up, Red looked down and sighed before he said, "I now look like I have a mutilated clit." "Right. At least I prevented you from bleeding out," she said, setting the needle down and walking over to a sink to wash her hands, more out of concern of what STDs might be lingering on his crotch than the blood smears on her palms. "I wish you would have let me bleed out," he mumbled, carefully climbing off of the table. "It could be worse," Charon said, drying her hands as she leaned against the sink, watching Red dig through drawers and cabinets. "I could have left you behind. The Chanes probably would have come back for you eventually. Don't take that! It's birth control, not painkillers!" Red turned the package he found around and read the label. It indeed said 'birth control'. Throwing it back into the drawer he found it in, he said, "Since you seem so determined to take care of me, I'm guessing you have another plan?"

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Deadblood raised his bow back up, not sure what to make of a kid wandering around in the woods. "What the hell are you doing out here?" he asked, cautiously glancing around, wondering if others were with the boy, waiting for DB to completely let his guard down. "It's not safe. If you're with someone else, I highly advise returning to them." The boy only stared back, offering no response, no explanation for his presence. He was creeping DB out and while putting an arrow through a child's head wasn't high on his list of things to do, he'd do it if he had to. He definitely didn't want to let the boy inside. Angel was one thing. He sort of knew her from before and he felt that she wasn't a threat, not an immediate one. If he let the boy in, he'd probably kill them in their sleep. "Can't you speak?" he asked, lowering the bow slightly, wondering if that might persuade the boy to answer. "Don't tell me you escaped from some asylum too. That's all I fucking need in my life. A bunch of escapees hanging around my cabin. Dammit..." He was considering what to do since the boy still wasn't moving or answering, just staring, probably wondering what Deadblood's face would taste like, when there was a creak behind him. Briefly looking away from the boy, DB saw that it was just Angel, peeking out of the cabin to see what was going on. "Careful," DB said to her as he returned his sights to the boy, who fortunately hadn't moved in to attack despite the easy opportunity he was given. "He won't answer me. Just pranced out of the woods like he's going on a fucking hike."

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Red looked for some pants to wear and after finding some and putting them on he quickly realized what was 'missing'.... not having the monster beef in the way made wearing pants feeling weird and out of place-- Charon was disgusted at Red Spyder as she tried to think of a plan of action....

"Right. Well let's think about what we DO know. Your disgruntled unborn spirit of a brat son has taken possession of Brandon Xavier A'court's body and has your monster beef. But the real questions to ask here are, WHY did Hra'gad tell us that Angel and Darkspade are alive and why disclose the idea of time travel? and he obviously needed Aeean Hades alive..... Notice that everyone at some point or the other is involved with the gates again?"

Red Spyder was preoccupied with trying on different pant types that he could find in the lockroom.... nothing was working for him until he found a skirt.... it allowed for free reign movement and somehow.... "felt right"

"Well it's um sounds like a trap? He needs key people alive long enough to accomplish whatever the fuck it is to rule this world; tells us that Angel and Darkspade are alive to keep us distracted."

Charon was actually impressed despite the fact that Red was now trying on high heel shoes to match his new skirt... how that has anything to do with losing ones monster beef doesn't make any sense....

"Right! While I am unsure why the monster beef was so important to him- he needs us alive but wants us apart and distracted.... I say we execute a full on assault and attack CW Headquarters when he least expects it.... who knows what we will find there......"

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The next scene crossfades back to the cabin where Deadblood just came into contact with an odd boy out in the woods..... Angel was piercing through the window, amazed, then she exits out from the cabin's front door.... Deadblood looked back and hearkened for Angel to go back and stay safe inside... but she inched closer to the child.....

"Its okay Deadblood... I don't know exactly why, but he feels good to me. I think he's here to help us"

Deadblood just rolls his eyes into the back of his head and then answered

"Listen even if that is true- what do you think this is, goodwill? This is my place!! My home!!"

And then, the child raised its right hand and pointed right at Angel, but more specifically, at the glowing red half-locket around Angel's neck that Charon gave to her.....

"What? This old thing?"

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Then the next scene crossfades back at CW Headquarters in its deep dungeons.... Darkspade is asleep in his cell and adjacent to his cell was where the monster beef was kept tightly in a large glass tube. The monster beef was depressed and lonely.... it hasn't pre-cummed for hours. Suddenly, a noise is heard in the distance... which sounded at first to be a can being kicked.... Darkspade didn't respond to the noise-- only turned over on the cold floor-- but the monster beef woke up and then wiggled in the large tube and pressed it's mushroom face against the glass tube..... in the darkness wiggled out another beef, but not as monstrous, which completely surprised the monster beef to the point that it was throbbing. Before you know it- the other beef backs up a bit and wiggles its crucifix stem and SHOOTS CUM FROM ITS MOUTH WHICH SLINGSHOTTED THE BEEF HIGH INTO THE AIR AND SMASHED AGAINST THE TUBE!!! The beef on the outside smeared cum as it slid down slowly to the base of the tube leaving a fine creamy yellowish streak...... The monster beef was surprised and then wiggled in the tube some more causing it to shoot loads of cum high up. Then the other beef made yet another attempt and this time it wrapped its body around the tube and closed its mouth as it came profusely!!!! The pressure from all of the built up cum lodged in its veins suddenly CRACKED THE GLASS TUBE apart freeing the monster beef from its captivity!!!! When this happened- the two beefs suddenly run and hug - wrapping their stems around each other which caused an array of fireworks in the form of cum shots projected into the air!!! When the celebration was over-- the savior beef somehow spoke through its pee hole.......

"Right. Friend... my name is F'ein Dacor... I am here to help you escape!"

The monster beef just tilted its head and somehow understood......

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"WRONG," Charon snapped, shaking her head in disbelief at Red's new personality. "We're NOT taking that with us. Now quit acting all fucking weird! We've got a lot to do!" "But Charrrrrrrrron!" Red whined, swiveling around on the sofa to face her and spreading his freshly shaved legs wide for her. She was grateful for his panties at that moment, even as a few drops of blood soaking into them from his sewn up crotch. "I have a cute little coffee table to go with it! What will they think if we show up unprepared?" "Unprepared for what?! To serve them tea and crumpets?!" She never imagined he would become more annoying without the monster beef. Knowing that normal logic concerning why they didn't need to bring along a sofa to assault CW Headquarters, probably getting themselves killed in the process, she got an idea. "Besides, look at the state of that sofa! It's dustier than Seer's penis! And I know what table you're talking about. Have you looked at the surface of it? Were you using your chainsaw on it? Because I don't know how else to explain those scratches!" He considered her words for a moment, glancing down at the cushion he was sitting upon before sighing. "I suppose you're right! Okay, you win this time, sweetie." He hopped off of the sofa and brushed the dust off of his butt. "Now speaking of my chainsaw, where is it? It could use a makeover too before we head out!"

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The weight of F'ein's dick and, more so, the Monster Beef struggling on the ventilation grate caused it to break free, falling and smacking Reverend Jones over the head. "Ow! What the hell was that?!" Jones shouted, rubbing his head as both he and Markus looked around for what struck him, further delaying Markus' consumption of his wine and pre-cum. The pair of dicks didn't fall with the grate. Despite his lack of hands, F'ein somehow managed to grab a hold of both the edge of the vent and the Beef. The latter dangled in the air, saved by a lone pube. The excitement of it all had a string of pre-cum slowing oozing from the head of the Beef. Before the pre-cum could land on either Reverend Jones or Markus, a rat, eager to escape the ventilation system, crawled over F'ein and fell below. The squeaking rodent landed in Markus' goblet, sending his wine splashed all over both himself and Jones. After the initial shock passed, Markus said, "I told them I wanted the rats GONE!" In anger, he swung his goblet, sending the soaked rat flying into a concrete wall. Even with the blame placed on the rat, F'ein and the Monster Beef weren't safe just yet as F'ein struggled to haul the Beef back into the vents with him, the string of pre-cum steadily growing longer.

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"Give it up, Angel!" Deadblood pleaded. Even if the kid wasn't a threat, he didn't like being out in the open for so long, risking someone more threatening overhearing them with each word spoken. "The kid's either sleepwalking or he's as drunk as his parents! Either way: Not. Our. Problem." Angel didn't even hear him at that moment, far more curious about this Cadmus. "What do you mean, tucked in bed?" she asked, reaching out slowly to feel his forehead for a fever. There wasn't one. He felt a little cold actually, probably since he was almost naked. "I'm in bed..." Cadmus answered, still staring into the locket. "I'm asleep..." "There you have it! He's sleepwalking! He'll wake up in a little while, realize he's NOT in bed, and hopefully go away on his own! Bye-bye now!" He shooed the boy off. As much as he wanted to retreat back into his cabin however, he didn't want to leave Angel by herself out there. "I like this locket... I think I've seen it before..." Cadmus quit touching the locket and rather than looking at Angel some more, he looked past her at Deadblood. "They're always watching." DB immediately tensed up and raised his bow, looking all around at the woods, waiting for anyone and anything to emerge. Nothing did. "Okay, Angel. I think this has gotten weird enough for one night. Say your goodbyes and we'll go back inside to figure out what we're going to do next."

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Then the scene crossfades back to Darkspade who was left in his lonely, desolate cell..... Darkspade woke up eventually to the sounds of a crash and looks out from his bars to the cell adjacent to his... the tube containing the Monster Beef was broken. Spade did not care about how this happened- only that if Reverend Jones or Brandon comes back he would likely be the first to blame. Instead, Darkspade used what little Unholy powers left in his body and reached his hand out from the bars and spread his fingers out at the broken tube on the ground. Miraculously, the glass shards and water lift up and reformed back to a complete tube. Second, Darkspade chanted in tongues while flipping his eyes into the back of his Unholy head... within mere seconds a rotten carrot that was left in his dinner gruel lift up into the air and flung through the bars and into the tube... The carrot the grew to the enormous size and girth as Red Spyder's monster beef... it was enough to fool most anyone unless they wanted to "test" it out completely and who would want to be around that nasty thing anyway! The plan to reform the fake Monster Beef was just in the nick of time for guards emerged from the main door and apparently alerted. They instantely checked out the Monster Beef and noticed it was doing fine... then they shot a glare back and Darkspade... Darkspade backed away from the bars and sat right back down.... which by that time the guards turned to leave. Darkspade used practically the last bit of power left in him - if he used more he would have surely died. However, Darkspade grew increasingly curious just why Brandon, Hra'gad, wished to know the whereabouts of Julie's locket and what role did the Monster Beef play in all of this? It mattered not for right now- what's a couple more days of torture... he has already been captured for years now. Before the scene fades, Darkspade left his final thoughts on his daughter Charon. He suddenly remembered way back when many many years ago when he was once under the control of the Will of the Unholy Darkness and if it was not for Charon he would have wasted away... wasted away just like his other daughter, Kali Death did. Closing his eyes- Darkspade laid down and fell back to sleep.

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The next scene then shows Charon Death and Red Spyder finally in the van headed down a street.... suddenly, Red Spyder screams like a girl and takes the wheel from Charon and sharply pulls the wheel into the parking lot of a beauty salon!!! Charon slammed on the breaks just inches from driving into the Beauty Salon's store-front window.... and then Red Spyder leaps from out of the van and says, "Sweetie that's what we need!!! WHAT WE NEED!!!!" Charon was completely confused and the next thing you see is Red Spyder in the Salon... the Salon's customers were nothing but Staphanie McMahon clones.... even the hairstylists were Staphanie McMahons... this seemed to not be an issue for Red for he immediately plops on a chair, twirls around and kicks his feet into the air and kindly asks the hairdresser, Staphanie McMahon, to make him over like a pretty little serial killer! "Sweets, make me up to absolutely...... TO DIE OVER!!!" Charon eventually entered the salon but armed with her nailguns... suddenly a swarm of Staphanie clones bounce on their silcon tits and hopped over to attack Charon- but Charon whipped out her guns and shot their tits causing the Staphanies to explode one-by-one!!! Meanwhile, Staphanie had Red Spyder under the perm-machine, he had his legs cross, chewing bubble gum and filing his own nails..... In the background you can continuously see Charon massacring all of the Staphanies... then she finally goes over to Red..... "Reight..... Mate, what are you doing!?" "Sweetie what does it LOOK like I am doing? I am getting myself a FABULOUS perm.."

Suddenly a Staphanie Clone creeps over Red Spyder and was about to squirt her rotten crab juices all over his face... but Charon whips out her nailgun and shoots Staphanie in the skull causing her to explode..... Red leaps up and looks all around at all of the dead Staphanies!

"Well! How about THAT!" "Reiiiiiggghhtt... Are you ready?!" "Well of course honey... Let's get going.... so I can show you my FAVORITE possession!"

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The two beefs are seen dashing through the vents until they slip on their own pre-cum and slide down uncontrollably to a large fan!!!! The Monster Beef being as thick as it is was able to lodge it's head and tail between the sides of the vent... while F'ein Dacor coughed up some sticky pre-cum and swung it around the Monster Beef's body like a grappling hook!!! F'ein was able to slow down just inches from almost being in someone's stew. The fan was still twirling and the Monster Beef had to do something--- so it EXPANDED causing the vent to move back and forth and the next thing you see is the two dicks falling down from the vent which was dislodged and into a hamper full of "clean" clothes!!! However, the massive amount of pre-cum that was used to break free from the vent then slurped down into the clean laundry and now the clothes were covered with gooey pre-cum.... Then all of a sudden a maid comes into the room and then pushes the basket down a long narrow hallway.... she arrives at guard quarters and slides their pre-cummed covered clothes into small openings on the front of the doors-- Then out of shock and bewilderment to the Monster Beef which was watching from one of the holes in the laundry basket..... out came Seer in his potato sack gown. Seer looked nastier than ever and dug his urine stained hands into the laundry to then grab a bucket of clothes for himself... he immediately took his tongue and slide it slowly across the sticky clothes and then looked at the nurse.....

"Mmmmmm!!! YUMMY heeeh these clothes are as yummy as my NOM NOMS!!!"

The maid was horrified and then strolled away, not before Seer slapped her on her ass... Finally as the maid leaves the basket by a washer and leaves... F'ein in the laundry basket perks it's mushroom shaped head out from some underwear and calls out to the Monster Beef.......

"Monster! Monster... you can come out now, they are gone...."

There was no reply.... F'ein then twitches its tail and realizes that Seer must have grabbed the Monster Beef in that pile of clothes and took him to his bedroom!!!!!

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Cadmus intrigued Angel even more... she just couldn't leave this lonely, defenseless, psychopathic boy out here on his own in the cold!!! Angel turned around and gave Deadblood her cutest puppydog eyes..... but Deadblood wasn't having it... in fact, he picked up a stick with dog poop stuck at the end of it and been shooing the boy with the stick!!! Angel suddenly kicked the stick out of Deadblood's hand and got in his face!!!

"HOW CAN YOU BE SO MEAN!! HE IS JUST A BOY!! HE'S MUM AND DAD ARE WORRIED SICK!!!" "NOW... you listen here, missy.... I NEVER wanted visitors here to begin with!!! This IS MY CABIN.... hey... HEY!! WHERE IS THE LITTLE SHIT GONE OFF TOO!!!?"

Angel and Deadblood both noticed that Cadmus gone off missing... suddenly, they both hear some pots and pans dropped inside of the Cabin!!!! Deadblood immediately picks up his shotgun and cocks it ready for the shot!

"THAT STREET RAT IS IN OUR FOOD!!!! SCAVENGING LITTLE SHIT!!! I'LL SHOW YOU... THIS IS NOT A WALMART YOU LITTLE FUCK!!!"

Deadblood rushed into the cabin following a frightened Angel!!!!

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Stepping over the puddles of silicone, blood, and crab juice, Red led the way back to the hair salon's entrance. On his way out, he pulled the chain to turn off the blue and red neon 'OPEN' sign in the window. "Right... can we go now?" Charon asked once they were outside again. "I think you've had enough of a makeover for one day, Princess Red." "Oh honey, you can never have enough of THIS!" Red said, snapping his fingers before grabbing Charon's hand and leading her to the next brightly lit and also full of Staphanie McMahons business. "Oooh, a shoe sale! Let's go!" He started to head inside, still dragging her behind him. He was halfway through the door when she managed to grab the door frame with her free hand, stopping him. "Right... wait a damn minute! I know you've just been through a... traumatic loss. But you've got to get your head on straight!" He stopped trying to enter the shoe store and looked at her, thinking over her words. "Okay, I guess you're right. Priorities, right?" "Right!" She breathed a sigh of relief. Finally, she seemed to have his attention. "Well, I've already got shoes, but I don't have a purse!" Spinning around, he pulled her further down the sidewalk. "I know a fabulous little store nearby where I can get one!"

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"Nommy nommy nom noms, nommy nommy nom noms," Seer sang endlessly to himself as he walked down the hallway to his bedroom. The Monster Beef was indeed hidden in the pile of clothes the filthy old man grabbed. It remembered Seer well, having almost been attacked by him multiple times while still attached to its master. As soon as the clothes were set down, the Beef cautiously peeked out from underneath Seer's red fishnet stockings. He was facing away, pissing in his hands, enough of a distraction for the Beef to escape. Slithering out of the clothes, it shot a string of pre-cum at the ceiling to silently lower itself to the ground. Breaking the strand, it slithered for the door across the heavily stained, tan carpet. The Beef was almost to the door when it heard a gasp, causing it to freeze in place, playing dead. "How did you get loose?!" Seer walked over to the Beef and picked it up with both hand, holding it near his face and squinting. "Hmm, you're not one of mine. But you are now!" Walking over to a dresser, he opened a drawer filled with a variety of cum-crusted, shit-streaked sex toys. The Beef was forced to break its stillness, expanding again to grab the top of the dresser and the front of the drawer, refusing to go in. It quickly realized this was a huge mistake when Seer gasped again. "Oooh, you're a special toy!" Seer raised the Beef back to his face, now noticing the oozing pre-cum. "Just wait until I introduce you to my nom noms!" The Beef had no intention of sticking around that long and proceeded to spray pre-cum into Seer's eyes like a skunk. This temporarily blinded the old man and he dropped the Beef to the floor. When he had his eyes rubbed clear, licking at the pre-cum now on his pissy hands, he saw the Beef trying to figure out how to open the door and stalked towards it.

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"Stand back!" Deadblood said to Angel as she looked around for Cadmus in the cabin. "This little bastard's dangerous and I don't want you getting hurt! Red will kill me if I let that happen!" Angel ignored him and said, "Come out, Cadmus! We won't hurt you, I promise!" She eyed DB and his shotgun as those words left her mouth, hoping it wasn't loaded, though knowing him, it probably was. They were unable to see Cadmus due to his height and the kitchen counter, but they knew where he was as the refrigerator door looked like it was opening by itself. "HEY, get the fuck out of there!" DB ran around to the other side of the counter, shotgun aimed downward for Cadmus' head. He wasn't there. Looking up slightly, DB saw that Cadmus was now at the other end of the counter, devouring a plate of tender pork ribs. "NO! Stop that! STOP!" He aimed the shotgun again. Before he could fire, Cadmus whipped the plateful of now stripped clean bones at his head. Instinctively, he raised his arms to prevent the plate from hitting his face, the plate and the bones bouncing off of his forearms and landing on the floor, the white, glass plate shattering. The kid was strong, even if he wasn't aware of his own strength, that much was for sure. And in Deadblood's mind, that only made him more of a threat. He'd expected the kid to run off to tear up more of the cabin. Cadmus hadn't budged however, looking up at DB with the sticky, brown sauce of the ribs all over his face and hands. "Are you happy now, shithead? I outta rub your face in that broken glass before throwing you out of here!" Still looking up at DB, Cadmus let out a belch. That was enough to send him over the edge and he brought the barrel of the shotgun just a couple inches away from his head, ready to make his small skull explode into thousands of gory fragments.

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The next scene is entirely dedicated to the adventures of the Monster Beef!! The last time we saw the severed dick of F'ein Dacor it just noticed that the Monster Beef was taken away by Seer into his room! The next scene unfolds as F'ein Dacor attempts to locate his dick friend..... While slithering on the cold floor headed in the direction of Seer's room... F'ein Dacor leaves behind a sticky trail of gooey pre-cum just in case he needed to find his way back to the ventilator... F'ein's head perks up and then inches around a corner to see the door to Seer's room.... the door was bathed in white dust- the likes F'ein Dacor has never experienced before.... and so, F'ein, after looking both ways for any signs of guards, inches towards the door but stops- raises it's "head" and open's its pee hole as if it was listening in on a conversation occurring inside of Seer's dresser room!!! The Scene then crossfades into Seer's dresser room... Seer was on all fours on the ground looking for the Monster Beef while licking off the pre-cum trail with his tongue. The Monster beef was trying desperately to escape the room but every time it tried to find an exit- Seer suddenly cuts the Monster Beef off at every turn... suddenly, the Beef blasts through the bathroom door and notices that the window above the toilet was open!! The beef aims it's mushroom bulge and spat out some pre-cum around the window's knob and swings up to it-- but suddenly, Seer catches the Beef in his sweaty sticky urine stained hands!!!! The Beef tried to wiggle free... but all the while... Seer was making kissy faces with his fart smelling mouth and tried to land a kiss on the top of the bulge....

"Hee heee My my you're going up somewhere dark, deep and filled with cream sauce.... NOMY NOMY NOM NOMS!"

The Beef actually screamed juices into the air which only made Seer's own baby beef fill up with enough nom noms to jizz in his pants for several minutes until his 1/4 inch pecker deflated.

That scream was enough!! --- F'ein Dacor on the other side of the door dashed and jumped up high into the air to then squirt pre-cum around the knob of the door and managed to open it as it swung around the knob several times.... The door opens- which made Seer turn around - that was when F'ein coughed up a ball of petrifed cum and shot it clear between Seer's eyes - rendering the nasty old man enabled- but suddenly in the attack- Seer drops the Monster Beef into the toilet!!!!

The Monster Beef again screamed pre-cum into the air trying to get out of the toilet water...... Seer loomed over the toilet hole and smiled as he reached for the handle--- that was when F'ein Dacor screamed itself and then made another dash and lodged itself straight into Seer's ass!!! That only made Seer miss the times he was massaged in the ass by Lusus but it was enough of a distraction for The Monster Beef to sling pre-cum into Seer's nasty popcorn invested yellow stained hair and climb itself out of harm... but not enough to stop Seer from farting F'ein Dacor out of his ass and shoot F'ein clear across the room, and like a dart, stick to a dart board on a wall.... F'ein was wobbly and then passes out....

Sometime later that night.... F'ein Dacor wakes up and it's inside of a small birdcage on top of a table in an underground chapel.... Seer is seen wearing a white powder wig and the Monster Beef is promptly chained to a hotdog fork. Suddenly, Seer picks up a miniature crown and gets ready to wed the Monster Beef!!!!! While a Staphanie McMahon clone was acting like the preacher with a black dildo in her hand as the form of the bible.....

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Seer stop!!!! YOU JUST CAN'T!!!! YOU CAN'T!!!!"

Seer grins as he adjusts his bridal wig

"Heee eheeee I always wanted to marry a DICK!"

Staphanie smiles as a crab crawls up from her love slit and into her mouth

"Do you take your lovely dick as your dick to hold, to suck and to insert into your ass day or night for as long as you so live"

Seer was oozing dust from his pants and couldn't contain the excitement....

"OHHHHH I DOO I DOOOOO I CERTAINLY DOOOOOOO MY NOM NOMS!!!!"

Seer then eases the small crown on the top of the Monster Beef's head and walks back aways muttering to himself about how much he can't wait to seal the deal with a kiss!!!!

Staphanie bends down with her flabby titties hanging out in-front of the Beef

"And do you, Monster Beef, take Seer's crinkly saggy ass as your new home to live in for as long as Seer can hold in his diarrhea?"

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Staphanie flashed her jagged teeth at the Monster Beef. Putrid crab milk continuously oozed from her exposed hairy nipples, the drops that slowly fell from her wrinkled flesh narrowly missing the restrained Beef. The Beef had to escape before Seer got his way. There was no way it was going to spend the rest of its life crammed up his diseased ass. It flexed against the tight chains several times, unable to break them. "I'll take that as a 'yes'!" Staph squealed with a loud fart. The odor of death that followed swiftly filled the room, rats hiding in the shadows squeaking and scurrying away. She waddled back towards Seer to finish the ceremony. The Beef squeezed its urethra shut to block out the smell as best it could. This also cut off the flow of pre-cum and its shaft swelled far beyond what it was normally capable of. The chain groaned before finally snapping. Both Seer and Staph looked at the Beef just in time to watch it fall to the floor from the hotdog fork. "Nooooooooo, don't let my nom noms get away!" Seer screamed, lunging for the Beef. Expecting such a reaction, the Monster Beef rolled out of harm's way. The old man slammed down onto the hard floor next to the Beef a second later. Stunned, Seer turned his head to look at it, letting out a piss-flavored burp. The Beef shuddered at the blast of foul air. Opening its urethra, it threw up on Seer's face with the built-up pre-cum. Temporarily blinded, Seer used both hands to wipe at the pre-cum, licking at his palms before returning for more. Rather than chase the Beef herself, Staphanie joined Seer. Straddling him, she sucked the pre-cum out of his hair that he only ever washed with piss from toilet bowls and bedpans. With Seer and Staph busy feeding, the Beef needed to find a way to free F'ein Dacor. Slithering towards the bird cage, it shot a string of pre-cum at the edge of the table and swung itself up next to the cage.

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Meanwhile.... Back in the Cell of The Unholy One.

It had been hours since the Monster Beef was rescued by F'ein Dacor.... The morning broke and at the crack of dawn came. With a loud crackle did the main door to the dungeon open and who so would emerge but Reverend Jones. The Reverend smiles devilishly at Darkspade in his cell- all alone and stuck in the darkest corner. It was another day- and usually another interrogation in order to locate where the Master Key was hidden.... but this time.... The Reverend turns around to gaze upon the Monster Beef in ALL of its glory behind its liquid filled tube- it was magnificent!! Why... Reverend was even speechless... swearing that the Monster Beef even bulked up more than before!!! IT HAD GROWN and my my so so RED. The Reverend even called over some guards so that they too can witness how miraculous the Monster Beef had grown... it was as if it was growing as fast as any plant!!! As the guards loomed over with their mouths wide open in amazement at the Monster Beef..... The Reverend turns again towards Darkspade's cell but this time he opened the cell with his keys and entered it.... The Unholy One partially looked over his shoulder on the cold damp dark floor and then rolled his eyes and went back to bed- but the Reverend ends up kicking Darkspade in the gut several times until Spade awake....

"WAKE UP YOU!!! Its a SPECIAL day today.... a day that will be most remembered for your GOD will be united with the Monster Beef!!! WAKE THE FUCK UP!!!!"

After another series of kicks to Darkspade's gut... he finally rises and just looks at Reverend with dead cold eyes. The Reverend backed up out of the cell and signaled for the guards to shackle Darkspade with enchanted handcuffs.... and once they did and removed Spade out from his cell.... and in the direction of the door.... Darkspade looked back over his shoulder at the Reverend and the carrot which was transfigured into the "Monster Beef" and just smiled. The Reverend lifted the large tube and carried it with him as everyone headed out of the dungeon and presumingly to where Hra'gad resides.

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Another crossfade takes us back to the 'adventures' of Charon and Red n' Further...... finally after visiting every single mall in the city.... Charon and Red arrive at CreatureWrestling Headquarters..... Charon exits out from the large van after parking on the sidewalk some distance from the main entrance to the magnificent ivory towers and she opens the side to reveal a cache of weaponry..... as she was loading up guns and donning a Samurai sword.... Red exits from the side with his bags from Macys and Victoria Secret and begins to take out the merchandise in the form of purses, dresses, makeup, stockings.... Charon glances over and rolls her eyes at him.....

Right. Mate.... errr whatever.... C'MON GET A MOVE ON ET!!!! THIS 'ANT NO GLAMOUR SHOW!!!!

Red took offense to that....finding the RIGHT combination of attire is VERY critical when it comes to camouflage even though by now he looked more stunning than RuPaul.....

"Now pumpkin... we've been through this before... gotta look the part of an ASSkicker.... heh.... and an assLOVER!!!"

Charon almost threw up her dinner that she just had at the Hamburger Mary's and tossed a K-37 Rifle into the air for which Red snatched with his teeth as if it was a red rose!!!!!

"Right. Its time to TAKE BACK your Monster Beef and KILL whateverthefuck is Hra'gad this time......"

With a nod from Red- he kicks his feet into the air in glee and the two skedaddle up the steps to the front entrance... As expected, a swarm of Chane McMahons emerged from the entrance and they raised their hands to disembark nasty crabs from the center of a slit in the palm of their hands..... Charon was also packing a flame-thrower and as the crabs flew in her direction she just unloaded- bursting fire at them burning them on the spot!!! Meanwhile, Red was serenading the Chanes with his titties and then unloaded a barrage of bullets straight through Chane as if he was putty.... taking their heads off and splattering guts all over the place!!!! Charon and Red were mowing the Chane clones down until all of a sudden they hear a loud sound above them...... high above were gigantic helium balloons in the form of Staphanie's tits..... and in the balloons were Staphanie clones..... they oozed over the side of the basket- opened their hairy legs wide open - also leaving a slight sticky film as they opened as well - and out from their cavernous infectious black holes dropped gooey gloppy pods filled with pre-cum and Staphanie & Chane Fetuses!!!!! Charon saw a hornet nest of them just drop and then as the pods splattered across the hood of a car-- like a chia pet did Staphanie and Chane clones grow up to be 25 feet tall!!! Charon and Red just looked at each other, gulped and aimed their guns at the Staphanie and Chane monsters!!!!! the bullets weren't doing a dam thing until Charon aimed her bazooka at Staphanie's gigantic bulldozing tits which were destroying everything in their paths and as the missle exploded from the barrel and as it struck inside of Staphanie's tits....... the Staphanie monster EXPLODED splattering guts all over the place and even her pussy flew up and smacked down onto the camera man's camera lens trying to capture the action!!!! However- the army of clones were fast approaching.... and time was running out!!!!! They had to get into the building before it was too late!

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Deadblood had his shotgun pressed against Cadmus' forehead ready to blast the kid to kingdom-come... but Angel begged

"NOOOOOO!!!!! He is just a child!!!!!" Deadblood took one second off of Cadmus to frown at Angel but once Dead looked back at the kid, his shotgun was suddenly twisted over like a pretzel!!! Cadmus just stood there smiling looking innocent then suddenly BITES Deadblood across his left leg leaving deep teethmarks!!! Deadblood screamed bloody murder at the kid and then throws the shotgun down at the floor while trying to kick the kid off of him!!!! The scene then shows Deadblood smacking the kid, who was still lodged into his leg, against the sides of the kitchen walls, into the refrigerator door, into the stove, into the island and Deadblood even lifted his leg up and then ran with his leg across the top of the dinning room table- allowing the kid to get smacked into the head with all of the silverwear, bowls and cups!!!! Cadmus had finally letgo of Deadblood's leg only when Cadmus eyeballed a turkey on the table and began munching on it!!!!! Angel was smiling and immediately goes over the kid to hug him as it was SCARFING down on the bird like a wild animal... Angel says, "Awe.... see he's just hungry..... JUST LOOK HOW CUTE HE IS!!!" Deadblood was down on the floor of the kitchen with a bottle of iodine... he SCREAMMMMMMMMMMMED as he just poured the iodine across his wounded leg...... "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU AND THAT BEAST!!?! GET THE FUCK OUT!!!"

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The giant Chanes and Staphanies were getting closer. One Staphanie tripped in her high heels and fell forward. She hit the streets with a rumble, crushing a gasoline tanker underneath her. An explosion followed, mostly muffled by her zeppelin-sized tits. They had to get inside CW Headquarters and fast. Red backed up towards the front doors, stepping through the guts of the previously massacred Chanes. "Come on, honey! This is too much for even our sexiness!" Charon fired one more missile from the bazooka before following Red. The missile missed the intended Staph and struck a passing plane instead, sending its fiery frame spinning out of control into the East River. As Red and Charon neared the entrance of the building, a massive hand reached down and grabbed Red around the waist. Charon looked up to see one of the giant Chanes clinging to the side of the building like he was King Kong. She thought he was about to eat Red or smash him into a pulp against the side of the building. Instead, he started climbing up away from her. Red was having thoughts similar to Charon's. He struggled against the Chane clone's thick fingers, far thicker than the monster beef, even biting down on the nearest one. "PUT ME DOWN! THIS IS NO WAY TO TREAT A LADY!" The Chane ignored Red's pleas and tugged down his panties. The Chane was horny and rubbed his still rather small dick against the windows of the CW HQ while spreading Red's freshly shaved butt cheeks with his free hand. He didn't get far however. Red had a newly purchased butt plug blocking access to his virgin hole and Chane struggled to grasp the sweaty base. There was no way in hell Red was letting any McMahon take his cherry. He writhed harder against Chane's grasp, kicking his legs and screaming. Chane only laughed and spanked Red several times with a fingertip before going back to work at the butt plug. He lifted Red towards his mouth, intending to bite at the plug and possibly pull it free that way. The change in position gave Red a little more room to wiggle, almost enough to grab his chainsaw from its sheath on his back. Back on the ground, Charon was reloading her bazooka to try and help Red while keeping an eye on the other, still approaching giants.

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Angel ignored Deadblood's screaming and yelling and gave Cadmus a gentle pat on the head. He smiled up at Angel. It was a sweet and innocent smile. Leaning forward so that only DB could see him, the smile grew into something more sinister. They had to go. If he ever met Red again, the Guardian of Wickedness would kill him for throwing out Angel, but he didn't give a shit at that point. She was being irrational. There was something wrong with this kid and if Angel thought he was so great, she could take care of him, in the woods. DB slowly climbed to his feet and limped towards the two of them. "Get OUT! GO! The party's OVER! You've overstayed your welcome! LEAVE!" Angel's mouth fell open slightly and tears began to run down her cheeks. "What? Why? I'm just trying to make the best of a bad situation! YOU'RE SO MEAN!" While DB was distracted with Angel's uncontrollable sobbing, Cadmus slithered out of his chair at the table, bits of turkey stuck around his mouth. Walking over to DB's shotgun, Cadmus picked it up and quietly walked up to him, pressing it against his lower back. Deadblood flinched at the touch of the weapon's cold barrel and spun around, raising his hands. "Wait a minute! You don't want to do that! Just put the weapon down, kid! I didn't mean what I said! I'm sorry! You can stay! You can both stay!" Cadmus only stared back coldly, now pressing the barrel at DB's stomach, forcing him back further. He kept this up until DB was through the cabin door, slamming it in his face and locking it before he could do anything about it. DB couldn't believe he'd just been tricked into leaving his own cabin by a feral child. He started banging his fists against the heavy door. "You let me back inside right this second you little motherfucker! I'm not sorry! Both of you can kiss my ass! LET ME IN DAMN YOU!" Angel nor Cadmus responded to his demands. In fact, the inside of the cabin sounded completely silent from the outside. DB really didn't want to be out there, especially without a weapon. He glanced back at the dark woods, waiting for anything to try taking advantage of his lack of weapon. Giving the door a hard kick, he moved around to the side of the house, trying to see inside through the boarded up windows, eventually finding a crack just wide enough for him to get a clear view. Angel was no longer crying and Cadmus was no longer stuffing his face. The shotgun was leaning against the wall near the door and Angel was digging out a board game: Operation. He had to get back inside. He grabbed at the board, but it was firmly in place. He then walked around to the back of the cabin and down the other side, but there was no good place for him to try to get back inside through. Behind him, there was the crunching of something walking on the dead leaves. The footsteps were slow, but steady. Not waiting around to see what it was, DB raced back to the door and knocked again. "Please let me back it! I'm sorry! Really, I am! You can both stay! Just don't leave me out here! I'LL DIE!"