PG-13 VS XXX Era, Main Acts: Page 4
Finale match: DARKSPADE(c) VS Red Spyder VS Hra'gad
A bizarre... f^^ked up world we are about to live in.
The next scene fades into existence at a present time where Charon is pressing the tip of her right shoe against the naked woman who looks just like herself.... the doppelganger is still alive and breathing but in a comatose state... luckily the fruit growing on the floating isle in this endless void provides the ample nourishment for both to survive- even if Charon has to shove it down the woman's throat but this has been going on for months!!! Charon just shrugs -- There wasn't much left after the destruction of the Final Gate and the Gates of the Guardians-- Charon was still confused what actually happened here before she arrived.... she only seen Darkspade, Red Spyder and Angel briefly before they exited. And so- Charon left the woman on the ground alone and did her usual chores of washing some of her clothes at a waterfall down aways from where she entered this place.... Then as Charon was washing her clothes- she clenched Julie's complete locket in her free right hand and closed her eyes.... trying once again to recite the ancient words that Brandon taught her... alas. Still nothing.... then suddenly--- a moan was heard!!! Charon gets up and wrings the gloves she was washing as dry as she could make them and puts on them back on.... the moan came from the woman that has been unconscious for fuck's sake who knows how long!... in fact... the woman was standing, naked, staring out into the void while holding her bosom.
"Right. Are you.... alright?......... WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU!?"The woman turned around slowly and took a breath before saying....
"Right. My name is Charon Death..... NOW WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU AND WHERE ARE WE!!!!?But before the spirit could answer... Darkspade interrupted again and slams the broken crayon so forcefully on the table that bits and pieces of the pink crayon flick off and get caught into Red's bushy hair.....
"But I worked SO HARD for MY title...... WE ARE TALKING ABOUT MY CAREER HERE RED!" Spade said, irritated that everyone seems to have forgotten that HE is the A B S O U L U T E U N D I S P U T E D C H A M P I O NThe eyes of the spirit, once again, burned as it witnessed Darkspade's increased agitation and frustration.......
After the last crayon was removed from Red's hair... Red turns around in his chair and looks up at the spirit across the room.... "What was that spirit? So you have an answer?"
"YOU. HAVE MY WORD THAT NOTHING BAD WILL HAPPEN IF YOU DESTROY THE BELT...... I TAKE THAT MY OFFER IS ACCEPTED?"
BACK TO THE FUTURE......
After the millions of crabs reformed into Staphanie in the ring.... Alex decided enough is enough and exited the room FINALLY to get away from the two... Staphanie and Botch did not even notice that Alex left the arena and instead conducted their own Slippery When Covered with Cum and Crab Shit Match----
Sometime later.... the scene cross fades showing Alexander in awe-- pondering the shit stained covered walls of the once elaborate CW Hall of Fame hallway.... until... he comes to the newest and last Hall of Fame inductee... it was a portraiture of none other than King Chane McMahon HIMSELF along with Staphanie feeding a spoon full of crabs on a silver spoon to him in the picture along with the Absolute Vodka Universal Combat Championship title.... Alex shook his head and then rips the portraiture off of the wall to set it ablaze with a set of matches he had on his person......
The view shows a low profile of Alex staring down at the fire.... it was the first time in all of this chaos that he felt all was good.... Alex being Alex means that there has to be SOMETHING he can do to turn this around..... maybe the first step is finding this.... "King" Chane.
And so Alexander proceeded down the hallway in hopes that maybe Chane could be found in the Board of Director's conference room-- Once Alex reached the room he then enters it to only find the entire room turned into a slutty Bondage and Sex playhouse!!!
It was appalling to witness the contraptions that littered the pink painted room and the pigs and chickens roaming the place--- such as swings with barbed wire sticks attached to them ready for some harsh bloodied ass penetration, electric chairs with a machine to dig a dildo straight up somewhere that doesn't shine.... and even a President Donald Grump statue with an automatic pussy grabbing small hand - ready for some pussy grabbing action- most likely some crab pussy action!
As if this was unbelievable..... Alex then hears a "ohhh... you touched my.... OHHH OHHH OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY TRA LA LA!!" coming from one of the ends of the room.... Alex's expression changes as he be-witnessed something so foul and so WRONG that even gravity couldn't believe it.....
"SUFFER NO MORE..... NOW IS THE TIME- NO MORE WILL WE SUFFER..... AND EAT CRABS... IT IS TIME TO TAKE BACK THIS WORLD FROM KING CHANE AND STAPH.... STAND AGAINST THEM...... STAND...... AGAINST...... THEM AND THEIR FALSE GOD THEY SERVE... HRA'GAD!!! IF YOU CAN HEAR THIS MESSAGE COME TO------- [cuts off]"
The message was apparently blocked- Chane bolted out of the swing with his dong whipping back and forth and immediately called in for security..... Chane suddenly noticed that Alex was standing there and got so excited that jizz landed on top of Alex's flabbergasted and confused head.....
Alexander: Fuck... This is Fucked up......
from behind Staph with Botch appeared..... along with a chicken eating the crabs that were being pooped out of Stephanie's butt
Red was more than ready to accept the spirit's terms, nodding.
"DUDE!" Darkspade said, slamming his fists down on the table this time, flattening the remaining broken pieces of Crayon. "MY! CAREER!"
Red looked back at Spade. He'd never heard the Unholy One sound so desperate about anything and while he never would have admitted it, he felt a little bad for Spade. Losing your title as the result of losing a match was one thing. Willingly destroying your title because a spirit they'd just met said to was something else entirely. The title's strange power and its grasp on the very soul of its holder didn't help matters.
"Just tell Alex the title went missing due to circumstances beyond your control! Then he'll take care of getting a new title made for you, right?" Red said, Spade seeming to only get more frustrated at the idea of the boss neither of them got along with acting so generous and understanding. "Look, what's more important to you: your status in CW or your family? You might hate my love for Angel, but I know you care about her still and I'm pretty sure you care about our child too."
"SUCH INTERESTING QUESTIONS. WHAT WILL IT BE THEN, DARKSPADE?"
For not the first time since arriving in 2030, Alex felt nauseous. All the poop, crabs, pooped out crabs, and cum was too much and with Chane and Staphanie, it seemed to have no end. He had to look away when Botch violently shoved his fist up the chicken's ass before shoving the chicken's head up Staph's ass. That's when Botch spotted Chane and removed a blood and shit-covered fist from the chicken before approaching the 'King'.
"HUH? WHACK OFF YOUR ABSOLUTE VODKA BELCH AND FUCK ME!" Botch said, spitting crabs into Chane's face. Chane didn't mind the crabs, rubbing his tongue around his lips to taste them. "YOU PROMMED ME I'D BE THE CHUMP IF I HELD YOU AND I WANK IT NOW!"
Chane looked down at the cum-stained Absolute Vodka Universal Combat Championship around his waist, his giant, aroused cock poking through a specially designed hole built into the belt's front plate.
"Botch, it's so good to see you!" Chane said as he looked back up, ignoring Botch's demand and giving him a hug instead.
Botch forgot that he wanted to fight Chane and hugged him back, his hands reached down to squeeze Chane's hairy ass. The broke their hug only when they heard a squeal behind Chane. Looking to see what was happening, they found Staphanie standing in front of the Donald Grump statue, its hand not just grabbing her pussy but fisting her pussy, forcing her to squirt crab juice all over the hand and floor at its feet. The chicken, dead and still jammed up her ass, flopped around like it was her tail.
"I'm surprised you don't have Donald Grump himself here to take care of your pussy grabbing needs," Alex said, realizing he was almost stepping on a petrified tissue and quickly moved away from it.
"Well, after I told Donald he could no longer be President of the United States because I was taking over, he got mad and tried to fight back!" Chane said, shaking his head in disbelief that anyone, especially Grump, would challenge his insane plans. "So we called up Hilary Cliton and she was more than happy to pull some strings to have him killed like everyone else who pissed her off! Of course, we had to kill her too then. What's best for business, right?"
Opening his arms, Chane approached Alex for a hug as well. At the same time, Botch remembered why he wanted to see Chane and grabbed at the Absolute Vodka Universal Combat Championship. The belt easily came free, along with Chane's penis. Botch let out a "HUH?" as he held the belt up, staring at Chane's apparently plastic, fake cock as a drop of cum fell from the tip into his open mouth. Both Alex and Chane looked down at Chane's crotch to see Chane's real penis, a shriveled, blistered mess that would possibly even have disgusted Lilith.
Charon stared at Charon in disbelief.... it was awkward. Then the first Charon raised her hand and the nanobots inside of her fabricated a mesh-like dress within seconds for which was quickly taken by the naked, second, Charon and placed on....
"T.... Thank you. Its been a long time since I've seen nanobots used.... it was taken from me long ago....."
"Right... Look. What the fuck is going on here?! If you are ME what does that mean exactly? What were you doing inside of that laboratory and for how long!"
The second Charon sighed and then went over to the stream- knelled and cuffed her hand to make a scoop to take a drink of water.... she looked up at the first Charon and nodded then rose back up....
"There is a lot to explain.... but I need to know first, has Hra'gad taken possession of Darkspade's body in your present time?"
The first Charon showed a sign of confusion with her eyebrows squinting trying to put sense to this all.....
"Hera---gad? Who... what? Where did I see that name- um. Well. I don't know.... but I did see my father leave with Red Spyder and Angel with their child after they killed Lilith.... It has been several months since I've seen them... so...."
The second Charon showed to be happy to hear this....
"Whew.... then that would mean Hra'gad has not taken possession of our father.... that is good. There is still hope."
"Hope?! Hope for what..... you have knowledge of events to come? Does this mean you are from the future.... but.... you were found IN that tube- in suspended animation!"
Sigh....
"Yeah. About that.... well. How could I say this mildly but in the future a being known as Hra'gad has taken control over the entire world... we're pretty much screwed and we went back into time in order to stop the First Taking.... our dad. But something went terribly wrong and well... we went much much further in time than we anticipated....."
"How... how far back?"
"Right. Like at the beginning of world history.... the time of Genesis....."
Red and the spirit just looked at Spade waiting for an answer.....
".... Urgh. FINE. I'll de...de...destroy the belt if it means we get back our family..... OKAY ARE YOU PLEASED?! ESPECIALLY WITH MY LEGACY ON THE LINE HERE....."
Red and the Spirit just roll their eyes.....
"..... you'll get a NEW BELT man..... GESH!!!! Okay... Spirit.... we will do what you want... now where is Angel and my son?"
The spirit grinned along with its red eyes glowing even more intensely....
"WITH THE CONTRACT NOW MADE- I WILL REVEAL UPON TO YOU THE LOCATION OF YOUR LOVED ONES."
Under his breath
"You better..... its MY title and MY legacy also on the line here....."
Red turns to look at Spade
"SSSSSEEEESHH!!!"
The spirit raised its ethereal transparent arms up into the air and then turned into a swirling vortex of dark mist and then within the vortex a vision appeared showing the outside of the McMahon family manor.... then the vision changed to show Reverend Jones smirking as he has Chane chain Angel up and shoving her inside of a cell... with Staphanie in the background watching everything holding lil' Red and unsuccessfully trying to force feed the child her crabby milk from her deflated tits.... The vision as beyond disturbing and quite suddenly the Spirit dissolved back into the Absolute title leaving Red and Spade speechless for a few seconds......
Botch held the Absolute Vodka Universal Combat Penis Championship for several weeks until Gunther finally finished singing one of his singles when all of a sudden Gunther ding dongs right into Botch causing him to drop the belt into a bucket of churned cum ready for feeding the animals.... Alex was still spinning around and his eyes pop as Staphanie runs over to the bucket of cum and picked it up to then SLURP the bucket clean until the belt was finally rescued....
"ARE YOU PEOPLE OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MINDS! YOU DESTROYED MY COMPANY!!!!! YOU PEOPLE ARE FUCKING SICK!"
Chane raised his head out of cleaning Staphanie's wet cum filled pussy, Gunther stopped ding donging while pounding a chicken in its ass while Botch was still running in a circle screaming
"HUH?!" That was when we hear an odd siren coming from the hallway.......
"Ut oh...... You done gone done it now Alex! you said a BAD WORD!!!"
Alex was perplexed that of everything that was ever said and done that they cared more about the 'F' word used..... then suddenly, the siren got louder and the door opened wide to the conference room with Reverend Jones barging in with security....
Staphanie was about to say something but her crabs leaked out on the floor which prompt Chane to lick them up with his tongue.... Reverend Jones stomps over to Botch, Gunther and Alexander......
"Sir. That is unacceptable behavior and against the LAW! You sir are under arrest!!!"
Alex's mouth drops even as he pointed right at Chane and Staphanie are now inserting their genitals into the mouths of the microcrabs... with room to spare in the crab's mouths!
"HOW THE HELL IS THAT ALLOWED AND THE FUCK WORD IS NOT!?! I AM ALSO THE FUCKING PROMOTER!!!"
The Reverend was disturbed by the swear words, but oddly not the insane fucking going on in the background as Chane and Staphanie shoved apples and pineapples up their anuses using pens! Even Botch jacking off his micropenis in the mouth of Gunther seemed to be acceptable and unnoticed!
"I know who you WERE. Sir. I AM the Promoter of Creature Wrestling! NOT YOU! now.... seize him at once!"
The PG task force zeroed in on Alex with electric batons while Alex's head just spun wilder!!
Red slammed his fists on the table, rattling the Absolute title, and stood up before saying, "That nasty ass McMahon family is DEAD! But... why are they working with your father, dude?"
"Maybe it's because you called Staphanie disgusting?" Spade suggested with a shrug.
"I didn't call her disgusting!" Red said, annoyed. "I said she disgusts me. There's a difference. Why would that bother her though? She prides herself on disgusting people!"
Spade couldn't argue that. As often as Staph performed her disgusting acts in the middle of CW's ring, she either prided herself on the reaction or she was more clueless than anyone ever suspected.
Red moved to look at the portrait again and said, "So, we go to the McMahon family manor, kill Chane and Staph, destroy your belt, and get Angel and lil Red back. We should be back home in time for Wheel of Fortune!"
When Red turned back around to look at Spade, he was clutching the title in both hands, peering at its mysterious plates, appearing as if he might cry at any moment over its approaching destruction.
"GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SICK FUCKS!" Alex yelled, backing away from the armed PG task force. "THIS IS MY COMPANY, GOD FUCKING DAMMIT, AND I'M GOING TO TAKE IT THE FUCK BACK!"
"LALALALALALALALALALA!" Reverend Jones said as he plugged his ears with his fingers. "I can't hear your offensive words anymore!"
Botch, unaware of the task force's purpose but fascinated by their batons, waddled over and snatched away one of the weapons.
"Hey, give that back!" the guard said as his companions turned their attention away from Alex to Botch.
"HUH? SHOVE UP!" Botch said, holding the baton close to his face for a better look. "TITS LOOKS LIGHT A DILDO!"
Ignoring the task force as they stepped closer, Botch took his new sex toy and tried to insert it up his ass, only to shock himself.
"HUH? YOUR MUFFLER SUCKS!" he said before giving the electrified baton a suplex, flinging it at the wall.
With the task force and now also Reverend Jones distracted by Botch, Alex used it as an opportunity to back away further, struggling to cope with the insane world he'd become trapped in...
The present Charon was flabbergasted.... but not surprised really.....
".....................................Right. Well. So first things first... who exactly IS Hra'gad and how do we get out of here?!"
The future Charon sighed.
"What we learned was, Hra'gad is malicious being born as a dark spirit. His anguish and his relentlessness is unlike anything we have ever encountered.... even The Dark Queen Lilith. He has... he has many frightening abilities... such as the ability to travel through the astral plane and enter into a body... much like Lord Mortis. But unlike Lord Mortis, this demon can clone himself and manipulate DNA like I have never seen before. Once he has gained possession of a body he can also resurrect clones that look and act like your "ancestors." Then there is the Time Entangle.....
The present Charon was about to have her own set of animated gifs.....
[Interrupts] "Hra'gad!!! OK I now remember where I came across that name before- it was from an ancient book where I found you.... it showed of fight between him and Altimac where Hra'gad was defeated but before I could read any further, Lord Mortis stopped me right when I was about to find out what happened to the rest of him....."
"Right. What happened... he.... "
Suddenly without any notice- the entire floating garden shook!!! The two Charons stumbled and almost fell down to the ground.... from up high above them a ray of light beamed downward as if it was a beakon of some kind.... The two Charons looked at each other, said "Right" at the same time and ran into the direction of the light in the distance where the Final Gate once existed......
Darkspade and Red Spyder spent the next hour preparing themselves with supplied and having them loaded up into a black van outside.... The two were suspiciously quite through it all until the last bit of equipment, a flame thrower, was placed into the van and the door shut.....
"You'd ever thought that WE will be working together eh?"
Darkspade glared at Red and clenched the Absolute title in his arm... he wasn't letting that belt go, not yet.
"I totally get it man... You have every right to being pissed off right now but look at the big picture! Like I said, you can always get another belt... and the belt is not what makes you a champ, man, it is YOU!"
Darkspade glares at Red even more and blasts him with a mild shock of Unholy Darkness... Red didn't flinch- he re-payed the gesture with a punch filled full of Wickedness Spade's way.... the two stood up and looked at each other until finally from the distance an unexpected visitor appeared.... it was Brandon Xavier A'court aka Brand-X!!
"...............................Right. You two betta get it right... we got Angel and lil Red to save mates!"
"..... That's Right."
The scene shows all three entering into the van.... then after a crossfade we see McMahon Manor along with statues celebrating Staphanie and her crabby tits... the grounds were littered with security officers with guns along with guard dogs. The van turned off its lights and slowly creeps up behind a large statue of Staphanie spreading her legs apart with a fountain water springing out from her pussy just outside of the estate grounds.
In the van....
"Right....." expressed by Brandon as he turned off the motor.....
"Ohhh you touched my tra la la.... my ding ding DONG!!"
said Gunther as he picked up the electrified baton that was flinged to the wall and stuck it up his ass singing tutti fruit summar love!! Botch swiftly fell asleep from Gunther's 5 hour song and nailed Reverend Jones and the task force with a lariat that sent them flying to the ground.... Alex was still falling a part from all of the insanity but realized that this was the right time to make for the exit..... Alex ran and jumped over the pig, chicken, crabs, Staphanie and Chane fucking until he got to the door and made his way to the elevator....
Alexander fanatically pounded the down button while looking back down the hallway..... and sure enough, Reverend Jones along with Chane and Staphanie emerged from the conference room along with a sea of crabs!!! Reverend unsheathed a crimsonlight gun ready to blast Alex with it... when suddenly the door to the elevator opened but from it exited Chane McMahon!?
Alex fell down and looked oddly at Chane trying to put sense to this all.... but the other Chane grinned and opened his shirt to reveal his stomach which was full of transparent egg shells full of Staphanie and Chane McMahons fetuses fucking each other to produce even more eggs while incubated in his flesh......
The three men silently climbed out of the van. Behind the statue, there was little chance any guards would notice the big vehicle. However, even the slightest unnecessary noise might be heard by the well-trained dobermans.
Despite this knowledge, Red hardly hesitated to step around to the front of the fountain. He looked up at the giant, stone, squirting pussy, reaching down to grab the monster beef as it slithered around in his pants. Leaning in, he opened his mouth to drink some of the water.
"Don't, mate," Brandon whispered as he placed a hand over Red's mouth and pulled him back. "It's poisoned."
Red glanced down into the water and noticed the large amount of dead crabs and insects floating in it. While he didn't try any further to drink the water, his monster beef continued to grow as his gaze returned to the stone pussy itself.
"Come on, we've got work to do," Brandon said, tugging Red's arm to get him moving.
Darkspade already had the back of the van open, unloading the equipment, his Absolute belt strapped firmly around his waist. Red picked up his chainsaw and slid it into the sheath already strapped to his back. Brandon eyed the big flamethrower, imagining how many of Staphanie's crabs it could wipe out in an instant.
"Spade, would you prefer if one of us carries your belt?" Red asked as they picked through the rest of the supplies. "You know, just in case you start having second thoughts."
Spade was ready to give Red a lot more than a mild shock of Unholy Darkness when Brandon said, "Shhh, someone's coming over here I think!"
Alex felt nauseous at the sight of the eggs, especially when he noticed some of them were leaking either cum or pus.
The next scene crossfades back at the garden of Eden where the two Charons are running towards the pillar of light where the Final Gate was obliterated. Once the two Charons reached the epicenter, they both stop and stare in disbelief as Kizmat is standing tall with his massive shoulders crossed. To the present Charon - she was surprised but not as surprised as the future Charon.....
The future Charon ran crying towards Kizmat and hugged him.... Kizmat cuffed the future Charon's head and smiled at the present Charon......
"I missed you... I missed you SO much!!! You died.... but now you are here! Don't let me go....."
The present Charon did not know that Kizmat had died which immediately shocked her--- Kizmat nodded but released the future Charon and walked backwards a bit.
KIZMÄT: You know how much you mean to me Charon. No matter where or who you are.... I am very proud and love you.... But I must abide by the laws of nature and for that reason why I cannot be with you now. [The two Charons cry] With that said... I only have a short period of time before the Gate of Righteousness draws me.... Before I go... you must know that our bond, our love, our BloodSyn will always transcend time and space- and for that reason why I am able to briefly open a doorway to the natural living world. I know that the odds are stacked against you- but no matter how bleak and dark life can be... believe in yourself and know that love always conquers evil. Goodbye Charon. See that our children will grow and live long lasting lives.... Goodbye.
The two Charons reach out to Kizmat but Kizmat's form instantly evaporates and turns into a myst which ascended upward..... The shocking last appearance of Kizmat was hard to grasp but the two nod at each other and then made their way into the beacon of light disappearing into it......
The three men quickly hid behind another statue but this time it was a statue of Staphanie McMahon giving Chane head......
"Sssshhhhhh!!!" said Brand-X .... a security guard with a two dobermans are sniffing the area and flashing his flashlight all over the place.... The van by the grotesque statue of Staphanie was completely ignored for #1. the guard was freaked out by Staph's statue cooch and #2. The dobermans smell were disrupted as all they could smell around the statue were piss and yeast infection. Luckily, the guard and dogs move off leaving the three men safe, for now.... Once the coast was clear- the three men scampered off across the lawn until they saw an open window in which could be reached by climbing vines against the wall......
"Well. I'll stay here protecting MY Absolute title belt.... Let me know how it goes!"
Red and Brandon just stare at Spade shaking their heads....
Suddenly the scene fades back into the mansion where Staphanie, while still holding onto the child, and Chane got done lip locking until Reverend Jones came over to a frightened Angel inside of her Cell
"The Lord works in many mysterious ways... tell me Angel. Will YOUR family abandon you and your child in this time of need? Mayhaps this act of selfishness by YOUR family... YOUR GRANDFATHER.... is an eye opener... There is still time to confess and repent your sins to ME!!"
Angel looks down but then spits at Reverend through the bars on his face...... The Reverend looks away and wipes the spit away to only raise his hand at her and shocks her by flipping a switch which sent bolts of electrity into the cell.... Lil Red saw this as Staphanie was trying to press the baby's lips against her fake silicon breast implants to suckle premium juices from it-- and the baby cried!!!
Gunther puckered his lips and then saw the CrimsonLight gun come to his feet... thinking it was a new type of fleshlight..... Gunther picks the gun up and then sticks his ding a ling dong inside of the barrel thinking it was going to take him to another Tutti Fruity Summar Love!!!!
When Alex gets up he witnesses the elevator Chane EXPLODING and a chunk of flesh slaps on Alex's face and oozes down to the floor which had with it a hornet nest of melting egg pods of Chane and Staphanie!!!
"Awww, don't cry!" Staphanie screeched at Lil Red, who only cried louder. "Just take a little suckle and you'll feel all better! Yes you will! DRINK MOMMY'S MILK!"
Tired of Lil Red's resistance to delivering her pleasure, Staph grabbed him by the back of his head and forced his face onto her balloon boob. Angel could only watch from the floor of her cell, still trying to recover from the intense shock Reverend Jones sent through the bars.
"Ohhh baby!" Staph said, reaching a free hand down to her crabby crotch as she felt Lil Red's mouth open to avoid suffocating. "Give mommy the milking she needs!"
Due to the violent genes inherited from his father, Lil Red did something much more sinister, biting down on her nipple as hard as he could with his sharp baby teeth.
Alex was gagging as he desperately wiped at his face with his jacket to remove the remains of the exploded Chane and his egg pods. Gunther looked at the end of the fleshlight gun in awe, wondering if it could remove his herpes. Before he could test it, Botch, awakened after Staphanie farted at the death of elevator Chane, ripped the gun away from Gunther.
"HUH? URINE USING THIS WONKA!" Botch said, dropping his tights and bending over. "IT'S FOREMAN ASS!"
Gunther wrinkled his nose in disgust at the sight of Botch's unwashed, pimply ass crack. Botch grunted, farted, and even shit a little as he struggled to bend his peaks to insert the tip on the crimsonlight gun in his anus.
Alex, finally getting his face clean, though it burned slightly now, noticed Botch's action and felt a fresh wave of nausea hit him, leaning against a wall to keep from falling over.
"SUFFER NO MORE..... NOW IS THE TIME- NO MORE WILL WE SUFFER..... AND EAT CRABS... IT IS TIME TO TAKE BACK THIS WORLD FROM KING CHANE AND STAPH.... STAND AGAINST THEM...... STAND...... AGAINST...... THEM AND THEIR FALSE GOD THEY SERVE... HRA'GAD!!! IF YOU CAN HEAR THIS MESSAGE COME TO------- [cuts off]"
"You better..... its MY title and MY legacy also on the line here....."
Red turns to look at Spade
"SSSSSEEEESHH!!!"
The spirit raised its ethereal transparent arms up into the air and then turned into a swirling vortex of dark mist and then within the vortex a vision appeared showing the outside of the McMahon family manor.... then the vision changed to show Reverend Jones smirking as he has Chane chain Angel up and shoving her inside of a cell... with Staphanie in the background watching everything holding lil' Red and unsuccessfully trying to force feed the child her crabby milk from her deflated tits.... The vision as beyond disturbing and quite suddenly the Spirit dissolved back into the Absolute title leaving Red and Spade speechless for a few seconds......
Botch held the Absolute Vodka Universal Combat Penis Championship for several weeks until Gunther finally finished singing one of his singles when all of a sudden Gunther ding dongs right into Botch causing him to drop the belt into a bucket of churned cum ready for feeding the animals.... Alex was still spinning around and his eyes pop as Staphanie runs over to the bucket of cum and picked it up to then SLURP the bucket clean until the belt was finally rescued....
"ARE YOU PEOPLE OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MINDS! YOU DESTROYED MY COMPANY!!!!! YOU PEOPLE ARE FUCKING SICK!"
Chane raised his head out of cleaning Staphanie's wet cum filled pussy, Gunther stopped ding donging while pounding a chicken in its ass while Botch was still running in a circle screaming
"HUH?!"That was when we hear an odd siren coming from the hallway.......
"Ut oh...... You done gone done it now Alex! you said a BAD WORD!!!"
Alex was perplexed that of everything that was ever said and done that they cared more about the 'F' word used..... then suddenly, the siren got louder and the door opened wide to the conference room with Reverend Jones barging in with security....
Staphanie was about to say something but her crabs leaked out on the floor which prompt Chane to lick them up with his tongue.... Reverend Jones stomps over to Botch, Gunther and Alexander...... "Sir. That is unacceptable behavior and against the LAW! You sir are under arrest!!!"Alex's mouth drops even as he pointed right at Chane and Staphanie are now inserting their genitals into the mouths of the microcrabs... with room to spare in the crab's mouths!
"HOW THE HELL IS THAT ALLOWED AND THE FUCK WORD IS NOT!?! I AM ALSO THE FUCKING PROMOTER!!!"
The Reverend was disturbed by the swear words, but oddly not the insane fucking going on in the background as Chane and Staphanie shoved apples and pineapples up their anuses using pens! Even Botch jacking off his micropenis in the mouth of Gunther seemed to be acceptable and unnoticed!
"I know who you WERE. Sir. I AM the Promoter of Creature Wrestling! NOT YOU! now.... seize him at once!"
The PG task force zeroed in on Alex with electric batons while Alex's head just spun wilder!!
Red slammed his fists on the table, rattling the Absolute title, and stood up before saying, "That nasty ass McMahon family is DEAD! But... why are they working with your father, dude?" "Maybe it's because you called Staphanie disgusting?" Spade suggested with a shrug. "I didn't call her disgusting!" Red said, annoyed. "I said she disgusts me. There's a difference. Why would that bother her though? She prides herself on disgusting people!" Spade couldn't argue that. As often as Staph performed her disgusting acts in the middle of CW's ring, she either prided herself on the reaction or she was more clueless than anyone ever suspected. Red moved to look at the portrait again and said, "So, we go to the McMahon family manor, kill Chane and Staph, destroy your belt, and get Angel and lil Red back. We should be back home in time for Wheel of Fortune!" When Red turned back around to look at Spade, he was clutching the title in both hands, peering at its mysterious plates, appearing as if he might cry at any moment over its approaching destruction.
"GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SICK FUCKS!" Alex yelled, backing away from the armed PG task force. "THIS IS MY COMPANY, GOD FUCKING DAMMIT, AND I'M GOING TO TAKE IT THE FUCK BACK!" "LALALALALALALALALALA!" Reverend Jones said as he plugged his ears with his fingers. "I can't hear your offensive words anymore!" Botch, unaware of the task force's purpose but fascinated by their batons, waddled over and snatched away one of the weapons. "Hey, give that back!" the guard said as his companions turned their attention away from Alex to Botch. "HUH? SHOVE UP!" Botch said, holding the baton close to his face for a better look. "TITS LOOKS LIGHT A DILDO!" Ignoring the task force as they stepped closer, Botch took his new sex toy and tried to insert it up his ass, only to shock himself. "HUH? YOUR MUFFLER SUCKS!" he said before giving the electrified baton a suplex, flinging it at the wall. With the task force and now also Reverend Jones distracted by Botch, Alex used it as an opportunity to back away further, struggling to cope with the insane world he'd become trapped in...
The present Charon was flabbergasted.... but not surprised really.....
".....................................Right. Well. So first things first... who exactly IS Hra'gad and how do we get out of here?!"The future Charon sighed.
"What we learned was, Hra'gad is malicious being born as a dark spirit. His anguish and his relentlessness is unlike anything we have ever encountered.... even The Dark Queen Lilith. He has... he has many frightening abilities... such as the ability to travel through the astral plane and enter into a body... much like Lord Mortis. But unlike Lord Mortis, this demon can clone himself and manipulate DNA like I have never seen before. Once he has gained possession of a body he can also resurrect clones that look and act like your "ancestors." Then there is the Time Entangle.....
The present Charon was about to have her own set of animated gifs.....
[Interrupts] "Hra'gad!!! OK I now remember where I came across that name before- it was from an ancient book where I found you.... it showed of fight between him and Altimac where Hra'gad was defeated but before I could read any further, Lord Mortis stopped me right when I was about to find out what happened to the rest of him....." "Right. What happened... he.... " Suddenly without any notice- the entire floating garden shook!!! The two Charons stumbled and almost fell down to the ground.... from up high above them a ray of light beamed downward as if it was a beakon of some kind.... The two Charons looked at each other, said "Right" at the same time and ran into the direction of the light in the distance where the Final Gate once existed......Darkspade and Red Spyder spent the next hour preparing themselves with supplied and having them loaded up into a black van outside.... The two were suspiciously quite through it all until the last bit of equipment, a flame thrower, was placed into the van and the door shut..... "You'd ever thought that WE will be working together eh?"
Darkspade glared at Red and clenched the Absolute title in his arm... he wasn't letting that belt go, not yet.
"I totally get it man... You have every right to being pissed off right now but look at the big picture! Like I said, you can always get another belt... and the belt is not what makes you a champ, man, it is YOU!" Darkspade glares at Red even more and blasts him with a mild shock of Unholy Darkness... Red didn't flinch- he re-payed the gesture with a punch filled full of Wickedness Spade's way.... the two stood up and looked at each other until finally from the distance an unexpected visitor appeared.... it was Brandon Xavier A'court aka Brand-X!! "...............................Right. You two betta get it right... we got Angel and lil Red to save mates!" "..... That's Right."The scene shows all three entering into the van.... then after a crossfade we see McMahon Manor along with statues celebrating Staphanie and her crabby tits... the grounds were littered with security officers with guns along with guard dogs. The van turned off its lights and slowly creeps up behind a large statue of Staphanie spreading her legs apart with a fountain water springing out from her pussy just outside of the estate grounds.
In the van....
"Ohhh you touched my tra la la.... my ding ding DONG!!"
said Gunther as he picked up the electrified baton that was flinged to the wall and stuck it up his ass singing tutti fruit summar love!! Botch swiftly fell asleep from Gunther's 5 hour song and nailed Reverend Jones and the task force with a lariat that sent them flying to the ground.... Alex was still falling a part from all of the insanity but realized that this was the right time to make for the exit..... Alex ran and jumped over the pig, chicken, crabs, Staphanie and Chane fucking until he got to the door and made his way to the elevator....
Alexander fanatically pounded the down button while looking back down the hallway..... and sure enough, Reverend Jones along with Chane and Staphanie emerged from the conference room along with a sea of crabs!!! Reverend unsheathed a crimsonlight gun ready to blast Alex with it... when suddenly the door to the elevator opened but from it exited Chane McMahon!?
Alex fell down and looked oddly at Chane trying to put sense to this all.... but the other Chane grinned and opened his shirt to reveal his stomach which was full of transparent egg shells full of Staphanie and Chane McMahons fetuses fucking each other to produce even more eggs while incubated in his flesh......
The three men silently climbed out of the van. Behind the statue, there was little chance any guards would notice the big vehicle. However, even the slightest unnecessary noise might be heard by the well-trained dobermans. Despite this knowledge, Red hardly hesitated to step around to the front of the fountain. He looked up at the giant, stone, squirting pussy, reaching down to grab the monster beef as it slithered around in his pants. Leaning in, he opened his mouth to drink some of the water. "Don't, mate," Brandon whispered as he placed a hand over Red's mouth and pulled him back. "It's poisoned." Red glanced down into the water and noticed the large amount of dead crabs and insects floating in it. While he didn't try any further to drink the water, his monster beef continued to grow as his gaze returned to the stone pussy itself. "Come on, we've got work to do," Brandon said, tugging Red's arm to get him moving. Darkspade already had the back of the van open, unloading the equipment, his Absolute belt strapped firmly around his waist. Red picked up his chainsaw and slid it into the sheath already strapped to his back. Brandon eyed the big flamethrower, imagining how many of Staphanie's crabs it could wipe out in an instant. "Spade, would you prefer if one of us carries your belt?" Red asked as they picked through the rest of the supplies. "You know, just in case you start having second thoughts." Spade was ready to give Red a lot more than a mild shock of Unholy Darkness when Brandon said, "Shhh, someone's coming over here I think!"
Alex felt nauseous at the sight of the eggs, especially when he noticed some of them were leaking either cum or pus.
The next scene crossfades back at the garden of Eden where the two Charons are running towards the pillar of light where the Final Gate was obliterated. Once the two Charons reached the epicenter, they both stop and stare in disbelief as Kizmat is standing tall with his massive shoulders crossed. To the present Charon - she was surprised but not as surprised as the future Charon.....
The future Charon ran crying towards Kizmat and hugged him.... Kizmat cuffed the future Charon's head and smiled at the present Charon......
"I missed you... I missed you SO much!!! You died.... but now you are here! Don't let me go....."The present Charon did not know that Kizmat had died which immediately shocked her--- Kizmat nodded but released the future Charon and walked backwards a bit.
KIZMÄT: You know how much you mean to me Charon. No matter where or who you are.... I am very proud and love you.... But I must abide by the laws of nature and for that reason why I cannot be with you now. [The two Charons cry] With that said... I only have a short period of time before the Gate of Righteousness draws me.... Before I go... you must know that our bond, our love, our BloodSyn will always transcend time and space- and for that reason why I am able to briefly open a doorway to the natural living world. I know that the odds are stacked against you- but no matter how bleak and dark life can be... believe in yourself and know that love always conquers evil. Goodbye Charon. See that our children will grow and live long lasting lives.... Goodbye.
The two Charons reach out to Kizmat but Kizmat's form instantly evaporates and turns into a myst which ascended upward..... The shocking last appearance of Kizmat was hard to grasp but the two nod at each other and then made their way into the beacon of light disappearing into it......
The three men quickly hid behind another statue but this time it was a statue of Staphanie McMahon giving Chane head......
"Sssshhhhhh!!!" said Brand-X .... a security guard with a two dobermans are sniffing the area and flashing his flashlight all over the place.... The van by the grotesque statue of Staphanie was completely ignored for #1. the guard was freaked out by Staph's statue cooch and #2. The dobermans smell were disrupted as all they could smell around the statue were piss and yeast infection. Luckily, the guard and dogs move off leaving the three men safe, for now.... Once the coast was clear- the three men scampered off across the lawn until they saw an open window in which could be reached by climbing vines against the wall...... "Well. I'll stay here protecting MY Absolute title belt.... Let me know how it goes!"Red and Brandon just stare at Spade shaking their heads....
Suddenly the scene fades back into the mansion where Staphanie, while still holding onto the child, and Chane got done lip locking until Reverend Jones came over to a frightened Angel inside of her Cell
"The Lord works in many mysterious ways... tell me Angel. Will YOUR family abandon you and your child in this time of need? Mayhaps this act of selfishness by YOUR family... YOUR GRANDFATHER.... is an eye opener... There is still time to confess and repent your sins to ME!!"Angel looks down but then spits at Reverend through the bars on his face...... The Reverend looks away and wipes the spit away to only raise his hand at her and shocks her by flipping a switch which sent bolts of electrity into the cell.... Lil Red saw this as Staphanie was trying to press the baby's lips against her fake silicon breast implants to suckle premium juices from it-- and the baby cried!!!
Gunther puckered his lips and then saw the CrimsonLight gun come to his feet... thinking it was a new type of fleshlight..... Gunther picks the gun up and then sticks his ding a ling dong inside of the barrel thinking it was going to take him to another Tutti Fruity Summar Love!!!!
When Alex gets up he witnesses the elevator Chane EXPLODING and a chunk of flesh slaps on Alex's face and oozes down to the floor which had with it a hornet nest of melting egg pods of Chane and Staphanie!!!
"Awww, don't cry!" Staphanie screeched at Lil Red, who only cried louder. "Just take a little suckle and you'll feel all better! Yes you will! DRINK MOMMY'S MILK!"
Tired of Lil Red's resistance to delivering her pleasure, Staph grabbed him by the back of his head and forced his face onto her balloon boob. Angel could only watch from the floor of her cell, still trying to recover from the intense shock Reverend Jones sent through the bars.
"Ohhh baby!" Staph said, reaching a free hand down to her crabby crotch as she felt Lil Red's mouth open to avoid suffocating. "Give mommy the milking she needs!"
Due to the violent genes inherited from his father, Lil Red did something much more sinister, biting down on her nipple as hard as he could with his sharp baby teeth.
Alex was gagging as he desperately wiped at his face with his jacket to remove the remains of the exploded Chane and his egg pods. Gunther looked at the end of the fleshlight gun in awe, wondering if it could remove his herpes. Before he could test it, Botch, awakened after Staphanie farted at the death of elevator Chane, ripped the gun away from Gunther.
"HUH? URINE USING THIS WONKA!" Botch said, dropping his tights and bending over. "IT'S FOREMAN ASS!"
Gunther wrinkled his nose in disgust at the sight of Botch's unwashed, pimply ass crack. Botch grunted, farted, and even shit a little as he struggled to bend his peaks to insert the tip on the crimsonlight gun in his anus.
Alex, finally getting his face clean, though it burned slightly now, noticed Botch's action and felt a fresh wave of nausea hit him, leaning against a wall to keep from falling over.