PG-13 VS XXX Era, Main Acts: Page 3
Finale match: DARKSPADE(c) VS Red Spyder VS Hra'gad
Event Untold from the End of Days...
As the world turns and shifts from the demise of the Dark Queen-- there, in the deep depths of Castle Mortis was expected to be an answer to all of this mayhem and craziness..... The next scene brings us back in time where Lord Mortismere hunted down Charon Death during the grand banquet for the coming of The Apocalypse.
The scene fades to show Charon of Death walking down a long corridor apparently searching for something along the castle inner walls... She grins as she comes across an ancient insignia with two "M"s embedded into a statue of Mortis' holding a shield... Charon reaches into her pocket and reveals one of Kali' Death's old earrings that Mortismere gave to her so very long ago. The earring was ominously sparkling in the pale moonlight....
Charon Death: I remember you used to give me everything that I wished for. [turns around] but that was then. This is now. I will never be your puppet... never be again your wife. Morty.
Mortis emerged from the darkness - first showing his red crimson blood eyes staring at Charon and the earring which rested in the palm of her right hand. The Demon Lord grinned devilishly and then revealed the Sword of Gilgamesh that Hangman once possessed and lost to the Dark Queen. Charon walked slowly towards Mortis- and stopped just five feet from Mortis.
MM: [claps his hands] HA HA HA HA HA. You think that I want you again as MY wife!? MWHAAAA! First... you do not have any choice. IF I desire to implant my SEEDS into you, then I shall simply and abruptly IMPLANT THEM!!! But never again I will allow you to sit by MY side as my Queen.... ALL you will ever be to me is... my slave.
Charon Death: You're delusional as always, Morty. You NEVER had me. I always had YOU by your THROAT! Ruining each and every single moment of your pitiful attempts at victory. Then. Finally. Tonight is the night when your very own mother is going to open the Final Gate and what are you? Not even a second thought... instead, all eyes are on her. Not on you!
MM: SHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTT UP!!!!! SHUT IT!!! SHUUUTTTT IT YOU SLUUUUTTT!!! I WILLL KILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL YOU WHERE YOU STAND FOR YOUR DISRESPECT!!!!!!
Mortismere emotions turned into full rage as he dashed at Charon with the Sword... but Charon immediately had a nailgun withdrawn with her left hand- and flung the earrings she had with the right hand- then at the same time- Charon shot a nail straight at the earring which then shattered into millions of pieces! The shards pierced Mortis' flesh and some where caught in his eyes!!! Mortismere screamed as the shards disabled his sight-- that was the very moment when Charon whipped out her other nail gun that was kept by her side and she then shot a wave of nails at Mortis-- piercing his body all around!!! The Demon Lord suddenly reached his right hand out and ignited a close ranged blast of Unholy Darkness at Charon- which surprised her... the two were caught in the blast and one of the walls crumbled from the impact- revealing a surprising hidden staircase leading down into the Castle's deep darkness.....
The Scene Fades.....
After the dust settled- the two were underneath mounds of debri- though it was Charon who rose first from it and when she did she payed more attention to the staircase than Mortismere who was left unconsciousness.... Knowing fully that time was running out.... Charon decides to make haste down the deep corridor that was hidden. Another cross-fade brings us into the elaborate labyrinth of catacombs which exists deep beneath the ominous Castle Mortis. Charon emits light from her hand as a fiery ball - finding her way around and deciphering what she could. Charon thought to herself about words her father once said- lay buried underneath Castle Mortis- about how the being Anexous... a creature that Mortismere tried to create from the Crystals of Legend.... also snooped down here looking for answers, and that the labyrinth led Darkspade to the ancient Unholy City of Xanderaz. It was there, that a giant tree fed into the lifeless corpse of The Dark Queen Lilith!! For some good time Charon transverses the many chambers of the catacombs... only guided by her instincts and the activated nanobots within her... it seemed that there would be no end to this when suddenly Charon steps on a loose slab under her and she falls instantly down a long decrepit shaft!!! The scene then emerges from the perspective of Charon opening her eyes.... she landed into a filthy, old, room filled with human skeletons -- a room which received very little light from the outside by a tiny crack in the wall. She rises and reignites her flame revealing the room's interior but more interesting than that was the style and hieroglyphics littering the walls were unlike the catacombs above her..... Charon pressed onward into the dark corridor which was before her and after passing several identical rooms as the one she landed in- she emerged on a balcony overlooking a vast cavern which encompassed the remains of a lost ruined city!!
Back in 2030...
"HUH? WELL TIT BARF BROOM?" Botch asked, his booming voice snapping Alexander out of the near coma he'd slipped into. "Uhhh... did you want something, Botch?" Alex asked, wondering if he needed to get Staphanie on the speaker phone to translate for Botch. Botch rapidly looked around the large office, wondering where the voice was coming from, somehow not noticing Alex sitting just a few feet away behind his desk. Botch dropped his mustard and grease-stained Soon-To-Be Championship to the spotless carpet and tugged open his tights to examine his zit-sized penis. After another two days of Botch just standing there, gazing blankly into his tights, Alex said, "Botch! Is there something I can help you with? If not, do you mind leaving my office?!" Farting, Botch finally looked up in Alex's direction and said, "HUH? GILL ME THE ABSFLUTE WOMANY'S CHAMPAGNESHIP! I BEEFED GUNNER, BUTT FRAGELL, AND DOOPER! I WANT TO FAP DARKBLADE FOR THE SOON-TUBA CHUMPINGSHIT!"
"Wait, what the fuck?" Red said, raising an eyebrow. "Your FATHER did this? To protect them from YOU? What the fuck did you do to my family?!" "Red, you don't understand," Darkspade replied, watching as Red began pacing angrily, not straying far. "Don't understand? Red asked, laughing. "Seems pretty simple to me, Spade! You have daddy issues and my family has paid for it!" "Red, be quiet," Spade said, keeping his cool, for the moment. "No, you need to sort this shit out!" Red said, ceasing his pacing to look at Spade again, shaking his head. "He wants your belt? Then we're giving it to him! I don't see what the hell's so special about that belt anyway. All of you act so crazed about it. Doesn't mean shit to me!"
The scene fades to back when Charon ventured into the Unholy City Xanderaz...... Charon seen a glimmering light in the distance and headed towards it....
After Passageway after passageway - Charon pressed on. The ruins were intriguing... not just because they were subterranean but because of everything which encompassed the place- from the architecture to the sensation of time frozen in place. Magic, long ago conjured, was still working as street lights fueled by Unholy Darkness were still emitting- casting bizarre shadows on dark and eerie sections of the City as Charon walked the streets. Charon suddenly realized that the city was still in operation--- turning a corner.... Charon saw stone Golems, many of them falling a part, fixing sides to buildings and tending to street repairs. The Golems completely ignored Charon - even as she walked underneath their gigantic legs. Eventually, Charon reached the central plaza where she could see at the top of many series of steps in the distance the glimmering light. The plaza was elaborately designed and statues of Mortismere were littered all over the place.... but interesting enough, the statues were defaced and many destroyed.
"..... Do welcome to my city, my dearest Charon."Charon rolled her eyes into the back of her head- she knew that crackling voice anywhere.....
"Took you long enough to get down here Morty. What's up?"
Sure enough- Mortismere was standing a few feet to the right behind Charon.... in his right hand he had the Sword of Gilgamesh drawn.... and smiling devilishly at Charon.
"I don't know why you kept this place a secret from me- it's quite gorgeous and with these defaced statues.... adds property value to this place as well...."
"Hmph. My City. Long ago my black order followed my wishes. Then many wretched fools turned against me.... One of which was someone whom you meet- Dark Sincentius. He nearly crippled me- but- the intoxicating draw of the Unholy Darkness was too great for him to pass up... so he willingly accepted by offerings.... but yet, the example of Sincentius was the catalyst and revolts pursued against me and my treasures. I commandeered my army to wipe out the citizens once and for all.... and placed a magic seal on the City to hide it from intruders... intruders like you venturing where your nose does not belong!"
"Treasures? Like the corpse of your mother or something else?"
Smiles
"Give in and accept that I am your Lord." "There's no way I am EVER going back to YOU. And. Can you feel it? Your mother failed.... The Apocalypse did not start. She failed as so do you, like always."Grinds his teeth
"SHUT THE FUCK UP CHARON!!!!" "But now that I know about this City.... what could possibly be up there where Lilith's corpse should be......."Before Mortis could respond... Charon's limelighted up eyes fired up... the nanobots inside of her fired up and before anyone could notice- Charon bolted up the steps!!! Lord Mortis gripped his sword and while using the Unholy Darkness did he levitate and darted behind her-- SLASHING his sword in all directions-- destroying monuments and statues of himself!!! Charon then jumped and scaled a side of a monument to only fling around as Mortismere pursued after her- and she kicked Mortismere in the crotch before he could swing his sword at her!!! Morty fell to the floor in pain whereas Charon reached the pinnacle of the plaza where once Lilith's corpse laid in a sarcophagus. All that was left behind were dried up dead seeds from a withered tree which had died behind Lilith's resting place. It was disappointing what was left- Charon looked all around trying to find the glimmering light when all of a sudden she looked underneath her... behind some ruble was a shocking revelation.... it as Julie's complete locket. But the odd thing- Charon was wearing one half of Julie's locket.... Angel was wearing the other half.... This did not make any sense.... but upon holding the complete locket- the earth rumbled and in an instant- Charon fell through the cracks of the plateau she was standing on and appeared inside of a pitch black cavern.... Dusting herself off-- Charon's lime lighted illuminated a passageway. Shruging... Charon placed the complete locket in safely in her purse and proceeded down the dreary passageway.
Back in 2030...
2 weeks later...
"HUH?! U DUNT NOPE ME AND NOPE WAT I CAN CABLE BE OF!!!! ALLADIN ARCADE I DOCHE THE SOON BE ABSOLUTE TO BE CHIPMUNK! DARKSHADE GUNNA FEEL MY PEEKS ALL OVER MADSON QUEER GARDENS!" Alexander realized that Botch wasn't going anywhere until he got what he wanted... for which Alex was still trying to decipher what that actually was... but had a good idea "Bitc.. err Botch I realize what you want but you have not yet PROVED yourself to me or to anyone that you can become the Absolute Champion. Become the face of your brand first... that is the only way you will ever get your title shot!"Meanwhile..... "Urgh... fine. But you cannot have MY belt. See... the belt is magical! Not just pretty.... but it actually has amazing magical properties....." Faceplam "Um. Well may I remind you that the belt holds a maleficent spirit... I can give even more of less of a damn for your health- but that belt is toxic... and who knows what it has done to MY Angel and MY SON! Just give that thing up....... have CW make a new belt or something... maybe the Absolute Vodka MegaVerse Champion? I don't really give a shit what it's called!!! ITS JUST A FUCKING BELT"
Spade scratched his head... failing to see the point in this all. Spade opened his wall safe and revealed the precious belt before Red Spyder... it certainly was gorgeous and ominous....
"That's just unacceptable! I AM THE ABSOLUTE CHAMPION!!! I AM THE GREATEST CREATURE WRESTLER THAT EVER LIVED.... This belt BELONGS to me.... and it's P O W E R. Reverend Jones clearly desires to be the best... but the reality is... I AM. BESIDES.... THE BELT TALKS TO ME AND ONLY TO ME!!!!"
Another Faceplam
"Are your even listening to yourself? Urgh... fuck this championship and FUCK you.... I think there is something about that ghost in the title that's causing ALL of you to act caca.... well why don't we JUST ASK the ghost right here right now!!! C'mon Spade.... aren't you the master of it or is it the other way around?"
Well that's all it took... Spade frowned at Red and then glared... the champ flung the belt across a long table and asked the belt questions....
"Hmm it's not working... Awh. I have it...
Spade took out a ouija board, from Parker Brothers, and placed his right hand on the dial on top of the letters of the board..... Spade glanced over at Red and expected for him to also place his hand on the dial to ask the belt questions........
"A board game?!" Red questioned, picking up the Ouija board's cardboard box to look it over briefly before dropping it back to the long table. "We need to unlock the secrets of that stupid fucking belt and you want to play a game! Teenage girls play with these! How's this supposed to help us?" "What's the matter, Red?" Spade asked in return, his hand remaining on the plastic dial. "Afraid of what the ghost might have to say? Besides, I don't see YOU providing a solution to our problem!" Huffing, Red took a seat across from Spade and said, "Fine, I'll play. But WHEN this fails, I don't want to hear any whining from you." "Just put you damn hand on the dial already!" Spade was getting annoyed by Red's hesitance. When he complied, Spade said, "Spirit of the Absolute Undisputed Championship! Can you hear us?" "Maybe we need a candle," Red suggested after a few moments of no response from the wooden board. "Shhh!" Spade said, trying to focus on the board and just then, the dial began to slide. "Are you doing that?!" Red asked, pulling back as much as he could from the board without removing his big fingers from the dial. "SHHH!" Spade repeated and Red finally shut up, watching the board as well to see what the spirit had to say.
Still in his office with Botch Recliner a month later, Alexander was waiting for Botch's response to his advice. "HUH? SO URINE SAME THAT IF I, BITCH CLOTHESLINER, BECOME THE SLUT OF MY BAND, DARTHSHAVE WILL GET A SHIT AT MY ABSINTHE TITTY?" Botch said as he, for some reason, pulled his cum-stained tights down to his thick ankles, exposing himself to Alex. Alex started to look away, but when he realized there was nothing to see, Botch's crotch resembling that of a Barbie doll, he just stared, squinting. The sight was possibly more disturbing than what there would be if Botch had anything close to a normal-sized penis. "Uhhhhhhhhh... something like that," Alex answered, finally tearing his eyes away. "Can you leave now? I'm sure Staphanie would love to hear about this meeting." "HUH? WHORE'S STAPH INFECTION?" Stepping out of his tights entirely, Botch walked over to a large mirror hanging on one wall. Upon seeing himself in the mirror, he flexed his peaks and said, "HUH? WHOOP ARE YOU LOOGIE AT, MUFFLERFUDGER? I'LL LEECH YOU KICK MY ASS ALL HOOVER THIS ANAL!"
Even Botch seemed baffled by Staphanie's fucked up match proposal.
"Fine!" Red said, throwing his hands up in frustration. "NOW will you tell us where they are?" "You're just agreeing without knowing the consequences of such an action?!" Darkspade asked, gripping the Absolute Undisputed title. "Yes!" Red said, looking away from the figure at Spade. "I'll do whatever it takes to get my family back! You won't?" "We're talking to a spirit that came out of a title belt!" Spade said, throwing the Ouija board's crayon at Red. "Aren't you wondering WHY it wants us to destroy the belt? Didn't you learn anything from the trouble you caused by hanging around Lilith?!"
