PG-13 VS XXX Era, Alternative Realities: Page 3
Finale match: DARKSPADE(c) VS Red Spyder VS Hra'gad
Back in the Year 2030....
This all takes place here: http://creaturewrestling.com/cwnet/forum/index.php?action=display&forumid=21&msgid=88
After the monster beef was cut off from Red's body by a Brandon-Hra'gad controlled clone.... Red Spyder "transformed" into a transvestite from Creaturevania! Then the monster beef and Aeean were taken away by hordes of walker-like Chane clones..... Charon and Red Spyder decide that they need to take back the Monster Beef and to rescue Darkspade while they were at it before they could resume their search for the Final Key and Angel of Death.... and the most obvious place to look was at CreatureWrestling Headquarters!! Indeed, this was an offensive suicidal operation.
Even preping up for the operation was a "task" moreso a task for Red Spyder to get fashionably ready. The last scene featured an army of Chane and Stephanie-Hra'gad controlled clones attacking Charon and Red Spyder. The attack on the clones was going well until a gigantic Stephanie attacks along with a King Kong sized Chane McMahon snatched Red Spyder and started fondling with his junk!! We last see Charon lock and load her bazooka for an epic attack!
Charon wasted no time prepping up her bazooka and aimed through the eye piece.... while looking through the viewer- she could see gigantic Chane McMahon rubbing Red Spyder's butt plugged up ass against the windows of the Headquarters..... she had a revelation.... instead of aiming the bazooka at Chane.... she aimed it right at the windows right next to Chane's micropenis sized crotch..... a little adjustment with the distance.... and BOOOOOOOOM!!!! a projectile fired from out of the bazooka just moment before a gigantic sized Staphanie McMahon arose to see the action..... once the projectile exploded on the plane glass windows the shards of glass cut into Chane's crotch-- cutting his balls off at first.... Charon looked up and saw two hairy beach ball sized balls falling - she instantly rolled out of the way and the balls crush a swarm of Staphanie walkers sending blood and crabs splattering in all directions....
Then, Chane's micropenis, still the size of a regular penis, is cut off and at the same time a helicopter swooped in close to the crotch controlled by Chane and Staphanie clones.... the micropenis was instantly skewered into bits of penis debris which got lodged into the main roter of the spinning blade!!!!
Charon watched in awe and bewilderment as the helicopter crashed right into the place of once where Chane's crotch was at....
Even still.... the King Kong sized Chane McMahon did not even flinch and did not release Red from its enormous grasp..... but suddenly, the gigantic Staphanie McMahon noted that Chane had no genitals and hop skipped and farted over to Chane so that she could help..... that was when Charon loaded up yet another projectile into the bazooka and aimed it at Staphanie's mountain sized tits!!!!!!!
Red Spyder was applying makeup still while in Chane's hand and noticed that Charon was aiming the bazooka at Staphanie's tits..... he knew that this wasn't going to be pretty and decided to take a bottle of perfume he had on his person and apply it all over himself!!!
The perfume smelled like dead fish but it also had a dual function- lube!!!! the perfume allowed Red to slip right through Chane's crusty hands and slide down Chane's belly and launch off from there into one of the broken window compartments.....
Red was safely in the highest floor and as he turned around - he sees the gigantic Staphanie turn around on her hands and 69s with the monstrous Chane!!! Even as a river of crabs flowed into Chane's mouth..... a projectile from Charon's bazooka impacts into Staphanie's tits and in a miraculous show.... STAPHANIE AND CHANE EXPLODE SENDING GUTS FLYING ALL OVER THE PLACE AND COVERED THE ENTIRE CW BUILDING!!!
Angel and Cadmus were playing operation as Deadblood was outside, unarmed and scared at the approaching threats to come..... **Angel grabs a doctor card and Cadmus looks over reading it.....** "Take out his dick for $500" Angel was confused but there it was.... a slot with a plastic dick!!! Angel takes the picther and tries to pull the dick out when on the outside, Deadblood was again banging at the boards.... "LET ME IN YOU DAMN KIDS....!!!" Neither Angel or Cadmus cared.... but when the moment Angel was about to remove the penis, Cadmus shot up tipping the board game over sending all of the parts from ribs, to hearts, to brains, to crabs, to livers, to stomachs all over the place!!! He looked oddly around as if there was something he felt..... "What's wrong Cadmus?" Cadmus was silent until he looked up at the Mortal Wrestling belt on the overhead beam and noticed it was glowing..... "We must get out of here.....it is not safe!" Then on the outside of the cabin... from every corner of the woods... emerged a horde of Chane and Staphanie clones!!!! Deadblood turns around, shocked.... mostly at Staph's breast size..... and then who would emerge from the horde but the mental home director and another one of Hra'gad possessed clones.....Triple Nose!!!
"Hahaha I finally found you, Deadblood... what a surprise. Where did you hide my Angel?"
Sniffing at the air while his head was still hanging out of the broken window, Red pinched his nose shut. "PEE-YEW!" Before anything else could show up, Charon entered the building from below, disappearing from Red's sight. Ducking back inside, Red realized he was in a former office, now filled with crusty tissues. Cringing, he stepped around the piles of petrified splooge, doing his best to avoid the tissues, though there were still some crunches from underneath his high heel boots. The hallway outside the office wasn't any better. The air was sour, caused by the numerous crab juice stains on the walls. Clutching his sparkly pink chainsaw near his crotch, Red slowly made his way through the building. Sometimes he'd hear something moving on the other side of a wall, unsure if it was more clones or an infestation of crabs. He hoped to avoid both until he found Charon. She had the rest of their weapons. And his make-up bag! Coming to a door at the end of the hallway, Red used a spare pair of panties to grasp the sticky doorknob. On the other side of the door was a Staphanie clone, its legs spread wide, held open by chains hanging from the ceiling. She didn't see Red, too distracted by the 24-inch dildo attached to a machine repeatedly thrusting into her mouth and down her throat. Was it some kind of experiment, to see how a Staph's horniness influenced her crab production? If so, it was working, crabs constantly falling out of her huge vagina. Red wished he hadn't entered the room, but before he could leave, the crabs noticed him and scuttled towards him.
"You're sniffing up the wrong tree," Deadblood answered. Angel was being a pain in the ass, but he knew that whatever reason Hra'gad was looking for her couldn't be good. "I mind my own business out here. You should know that." Before Triple Nose could say anything else, there was a crash from inside the cabin. DB looked back at the cabin, knowing his cover was blown. When he looked back, Triple Nose was lunging forward, the Chane and Staph clones not far behind. As Triple Nose got closer, DB drew his katana and stabbed him in the quad muscle. It was Triple Nose's well-known weak spot.
Meanwhile, The Monster Beef reached the birdcage where the locked F'ein Dacor was kept.... The sight of the Monster Beef looming over F'ein Dacor on the outside of the cage made F'ein squirt mild juices up into the air like confetti!!!
"BEEF HURRY!!!" - squired F'ein Dacor!
The Monster Beef tried to use its urethra to pick the lock but to no prevail... and in the background, Staphanie was almost done slurping up the pre-cum that coated Seer's head. The Beef had a plan- it spat pre-cum and wrapped it around the entire cage..... F'ein Dacor's bulging head just tilts to the side as it watches as the Beef takes the other side of his pre-cum rope and ties it around his thick bulging stock.... then, leaps off onto a close by table and then climbs on top of the wedding cake. Staph was done grooming Seer - and that was when Seer noticed that the Beef was missing!! Seer screamed as loud as he could...........
"WHERE IS MY NOM NOMSS!!!!! I WANT MY NOMMMM NOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMSSSS!!!!!
Staph smelled the sweet stinch of cum and looked all around like a grey hound and she spotted the wedding cake with the Beef perched on top of it!!!! She screams, letting go a hornets nest of crabs in Seer's crusty mouth, which alarmed Seer to the Beef's whereabouts!!! With a glee in Seer's eyes.... he runs to the Beef and at that very moment the Beef leaps off leaving the pre-cum rope lodged into the wedding cake!!! Seer gobbled up the cake along with the pre-cum strand forcing the lock to be pulled off of F'ein Dacor's birdcage!!!!
With Seer preoccupied with his cum covered cake, Staphanie joins in on the fun and then kneels on top of the mount of cake and lets go a flood of juicy vagina chunks as extra toppings for Seer to enjoy.
The Beef meets up with a freed F'ein Dacor and the two skedaddle the hell away from the two crazies back into a vent above with strands of pre-cum rope.....
The sea of crabs just came endlessly pouring out of Staph's channel of sick and headed right towards Red Spyder... before it was the end..... Charon suddenly bursts through the elevator door on the other side of the room and then blasts a hole straight through the wall of the room Red was in!!!!! Red showed a sign of relief seeing Charon's face... Charon just kept a straight face and then dropped the bazooka gun down and took out a flamethrower and BURNED THE HELL OUT OF THE CRABS AND STAPHANIE!!!!
"Right. Are you alright mate?
But before Red could answer, they both felt an evil presence down the hallway.... Charon and Red stepped out of the hole in the wall and saw The Reverend Jones carrying a test tube with Darkspade was shackled enter into an elevator. The Reverend smirked at Charon and Red and the door immediately shut before Charon or Red could do reach them but they noticed that the elevator was descending down into the basement floor.....
"GODDAMMIT!!! WHERE THE HELL IS MY SHOTGUN!!!" Angel was confused- Dead just pushed her aside and then stepped right on top of the operations board game completely breaking it with his steel boots... even Cadmus' plastic penis he was about to place into the game was kicked right out of his hand as Deadblood was furious that this was happening to him.... TO HIM!! He was contempt as a hermit and now he has an army of Staph and Chane clones along with an steroid dick with a nose a mile wide outside causing interference.
When Deadblood finally got the shotgun and took the safety off.... Cadmus looked upward at the Mortal Championship and climbed his bookshelf to get closer to it..... meantime, Angel is covering her mouth as she sees a swarm of Staphanie and Chane clones walking up to the window like the walking dead but in this case the walking pedophiles staring and drooling to get inside.... inside of Angel!!!!
Triple Nose: "Come out come out wherever you are..... C'mon I need to get this over with so that I could go to the gym and work on my nose presses......."
Dead wasted no time in breaking a window open and pointed his gun out to the crowd and started shooting them off in the head- one by one.... but they pressed on!!!!! It almost seemed futile as the clones kept on coming.... suddenly, you could hear a crash... but from inside.... Deadblood is still shooting and screams at Angel to "GET THAT KID UNDER CONTROL".... Angel turns around and sees that Cadmus had climbed up to the Mortal belt and have taken it off of its nail and now is on the ground with it..... and that was when, Triple Nose breaks through the door by extending his nose out like a battering ram!!! Deadblood immediately kicks the Staphanie clones in their cootch making them explode and shot rounds into Chane McMahon clones.... then when the gun was emptied.... Deadblood threw the gun down and clothesline a few clones and kicked more in the cootch..... but it was too much to handle as the clones surrounded them all..... with Triple Nose enjoying the entire thing....
Triple Nose: "It is over. All of you. Angel.... it is time to go...... and who IS that?" [points at Cadmus]
Cadmus wrapped the belt across his waist and almost immediately the belt glowed and vibrated!!!! The entire cabin rumbled and lifted off of the ground and then fell back down causing everything that Deadblood have loose fall down to the floor and break!!!! Triple stood back up and then orders the clones to attack the kid but Cadmus merely closed his eyes and every single one of the clones, minus Triple Nose, exploded into guts all over the place.... the entire cabin was a hot mess that would take months to clean off.... Deadblood rose too... but he was more pissed off that his entire cabin looked like the insides of a body!!!!
By now, Charon and Red Spyder are the closest ever to recovering Darkspade- but Reverend Jones does not know that the tube he has in his possession is not the real monster beef!!; Then speaking of: the Monster Beef and F'ein Dacor manage to escape the cluthces of Seer and Staphanie McMahon and they are back on track to escape!; Then finally, Cadmus takes the Mortal Wrestling title belt and stops the onslaught of Chane and Staphanie McMahon clones with a single move....with only Triple Nose left behind. What now could possible happen next?!
The scene then takes us back where we left off after Cadmus just annhilhated the Chane and Staphanie clones.... Triple Nose just looks all over the mess in shock and interest... Meanwhile at the same time- back deep within the bowls of CreatureWrestling HQ and inside of the core chamber of Hra'gad- Markus is seen kneeling in-front of a gigantic pod and praying.
Something inside of the pod pushes against its walls as if something happened..... Markus raises his head wondering what just happened, when all of a sudden all of the core bodies, which was attached to the walls of the chamber, start fluttering..... Markus stands up as as well as the camera view swifts around him 360 degrees until the view shows Markus' backside, the pod and one of the core bodies: Triple Nose, has its eyes opened and looking down upon Markus. All of the core bodies were covered with black organic substances which radiated from the pod in the center of the room.... and the core bodies also had what looked like a breathing apparatus located on their mouths so they could not speak.
However, this special time did Hra'gad elect to speak through Triple Nose as the apparatus detaches from his mouth for Markus to receive the latest news......
"My disciple, Markus. Guardian of the Apocalypse. We have both a disturbance and an opportunity that has now been presented to us. A phenomena that I was unaware to be true- but an astral projection of my deceased brother has arrived upon this realm and he has in his possession the other half of the God plate- or as you are better acquainted, the Mortal Wrestling championship belt...."
Markus is taken back by the news!!!
"Incredible. But my liege and my God of the Unholy, how is this even possible? How could your brother be still alive?
Triple Nose's body twitches while in the cocoon line of filaments....
"DO NOT BE SO IGNORANT OF THE UNIVERSE!!!!!.... My brother, named Cadmus in another reality, has crossed over into our reality for reasons which I could only assume to stop my ascension with my father's monster beef. Not only that, but, Angel of Death is with my Triple Nose clone.... along with a pesky mortal fool by the name of Deadblood."
"I see. What is your wish my master?
"We must proceed with the ritual AT ALL COSTS. Sooooooonn I will be reborn and I can abandon these vessels that I travel through. I cannot tell you how aweful it must feel to dive into Staphanie McMahon's mind and her equally perverted brother......"
**Markus finishes his brief call to Reverend Jones from his cell**
"Yes I see.... my God, The Reverend is on his way with both the Monster Beef and Darkspade. They will be here momentarily..... However, I have.....
**Triple Nose interrupts**
"Yes..... I have since the begining have known that Charon and that transvestite from CreatureMania, Red Spyder, are also on their way to us. They do not matter to me. For I will handle them with my clones- they will not win....."
At that moment, the eyes and mouth to the core body of Triple Nose shut- along with the apparatus securing itself on Triple Nose's mouth again..... Markus nods and then prepares for the coming ritual to take place once Reverend Jones arrives.....
Immediately after the core clone in the chamber stops communicating to Markus- and back at the scene with Deadblood, Angel and Cadmus- Triple Nose wakes up after a brief shut down and grins back at all three.....
"I applaud your efforts. All of you. *points to Cadmus* but to you, I applaud you the most, brother. Now let us end this game.... I know what you are seeking but as Cadmus already knows to be true but it already is here.... YOUUUUUUUUU *points at Angel* YOUUUUUU have the Final Key. The necklace that sits comfortably around your neck. So you have a choice to make Deadblood. Do you A) die or do you B) take that necklace and that belt and handle them to me along with Angel and with that I shall bring back your home and you can live in silence woodcutting and being the hermit you once were before all of this bullshit ever happened to you? What do you say?!"
Meanwhile.....
Charon and Red Spyder took the elevator down to its deepest levels and exit out into a tunnel that was lined with black organic sticky material..... the moment Red Spyder placed his high heeled shoe on the gooey mess on the floor he *SHRIEKS!!!!*
"Right... what is the matter with you, now" - said Charon
"MY SHOE.... MY SHOE IS UGLY!!!!
*Charon just swaps herself with her palm*
"Right..... I hear them up ahead... LETS GO!!!!"
Red Spyder is crying all the way down the tunnel as he tries to sidestep the larva and crabs which lined the entire tunnel!!!! Then suddenly the two exit into what looked to be a silo before the place turned into ratshit and they see The Reverend Jones closing his cellphone...... The Reverend Jones was accompanied by two task force officers and Darkspade, who was handcuffed... and of course, the long tube which contained the 'monster beef'.... but before any surprise attack could be done, Red Spyder SSSCRREEEEAAAMMMMMSS outloud to his Monster Beef:
"BABYYYYYYYYYYY DADDEH IS HERE!!! DADDEH IS HEEERRRRRRRRRRREEEEE!!!!"
Stepping closer to Triple Nose, Angel and Cadmus remaining behind him, Deadblood said, "That's all? I give you the necklace, the belt, and the woman and you leave me alone? Not going to lie, it's tempting. She's brought me nothing but trouble, that's for sure. First she let that kid tear up my cabin and now she's the reason you're here. If I'd left her where I found her, I could be settling into bed right about now!"
Charon immediately jumped into battle with the Chane and Staphanie clones, firing shot after shot, sending splashes of crab juice all over the silo. Red on the other hand ran up to the 'Monster Beef', flicking his tongue erotically at it as if he wanted to suck it and fuck it himself.
Triple Nose's nose was stuck down the barrel of Deadblood's shotgun by this time!!! And before we spend days on that alone, Cadmus interrupted the two by channeling the mysterious power from the Mortal Wrestling title belt at Triple Nose sending him twirling up into the air and crashing down on a log- breaking his back!!!
Deadblood looked at his shotgun and saw Triple Nose's nose detached-- he aimed the shotgun at Triple Nose and shot his nose out along with the projectile at Triple's head sending guts splattered everywhere....
Angel by this time runs to Cadmus and hugs him but as she was hugging him, Cadmus just stared at Deadblood with his eerie dead-like eyes.
"Uh.... ok. That was impressive but the show is over folks... GTFO which means get the fuck out of here!!! And kid, give me back my title!"
Deadblood reaches his hand out for the title belt but Cadmus refused! He stepped away from Angel as if getting away but Deadblood pushed forward and became much more demanding.....
"LISTEN YOU LITTLE SHIT!!! I WAS PERFECTLY HAPPY WITH MY FISHING AND LIVING A SIMPLE LIFE UNTIL YOU CAME HERE! THE WAY I SEE IT I SAVED YOUR LIFE THERE.... I COULD HAVE WENT WITH OPTION 'A' BUT I DIDN'T.... AND I DIDN'T NEED YOUR HELP EITHER.... WHERE'S THE FUCKING RESPECT AND GRATITUDE!?"
Deadblood sounded more like an old man- and he was now chasing Cadmus in a circles around poor Angel who was just shaking her head!!! Cadmus was even smiling and laughing as Deadblood tripped on Triple Nose's nose!!!
"OLD FART OLD FART OLD FART" - repetitively said by Cadmus at Deadblood
Charon and Red collectively decimated every Chane and Staphanie McMahon clone which came there way.... after several hours, the entire room was filled with bodies - but once Charon and Red turned their attention towards Reverend Jones, Darkspade, and for Red, his monster beef.... they noticed that he got away!!!
The scene crossfades now as Charon and Red Spyder entered through another tunnel..... Red kept sniffing the air for his Monster Beef but he was sad that he couldn't recognize his very own pre-cum anymore.....
"**SNIFF** What did they DO to my precious!!!!!!!! MY MONSTERRRRRRRRRR!!! Charon........"
"God. What?" - said Charon
"HOLD ME!!!
Then Red leaps into Charon's arms.... suddenly, Charon drops Red to the dirty floor and shoots off a volley of nails at a shadowy figure in the distance..... there were TWO shadows in fact. Charon screams at Red to get his ass up..... even as he was whimpering on the ground.
Once the two continued their pursuit they reach another widen area where they see Darkspade tied to a cross in the middle of the room along with debris at his feet..... Charon stopped Red to continue and looked around for The Reverend.... and sure enough, he was standing on a platform overhead along with the tube containing the 'Monster Beef' seated by his side..... but not only that, but, in Reverend's hand looked to be a detonator control stick!!!
"Awh. The sinners come to repent but there is no Lord to save you.... Only the realization that I hold your Father's life, my Son, in my hand."
Charon screams out at Reverend....
"COWARD!! YOU DISGRACED YOUR FAMILY.... YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO CALL HIM YOUR SON......"
"HA HA HA HA HA.... Rich. I will be doing you two a big favor killing Darkspade so I don't see any reason to fear any false threat that you may have.... I CLEANSE this Earth of Darkspade's rotten flesh.... and Red, let it be known that your Monster Beef will bring a rebirth to the very son you let die..... Yes. I am fully aware of what happened..... When I click this button, Darkspade will ignite on fire and the gasoline that you fools have stupidly walked into will also catch fire.... you honestly think that I would even allow you to ever get THIS CLOSE TO THE MONSTE......"
Then from out of nowhere and quite shocking to everyone watching including The Reverend.... but the REAL Monster Beef comes swinging from a string of precum like Spiderman and SPLATS ON TOP OF THE REVEREND FACE AND STICKS ITS BALLS INTO HIS MOUTH!!!!
Then, the disemboweled penis of F'ein Dacor is seen eating at Darkspade's ropes around his wrists.... Charon and ESPECIALLY Red are beside themselves and take some time trying to figure this out- but they both run up the mound and help F'ein Dacor release Darkspade while The Reverend is spinning around on the platform above them trying to swat off The Monster Beef!!!!
For a good while Deadblood was chasing Cadmus in a seemingly endless loop until he stops and points his shotgun at Cadmus' head!!! Cadmus' eyes widen and he smiles.... then, Angel leaps between the two whimpering.
"Deadblood please, he is just an innocent child.... he means no harm and he also saved us"
**lowering his shotgun**
"Saved us? Look at this place. How am I ever going to start over at this age?! Urgh. Just go. Leave this old man alone."
Angel lowers her head and clasps her locket. She nods then walks over to Cadmus to grab him by the hand. Then, suddenly, the dismembered nose of Triple Nose started to twitch!! It even made a noise as it shot snot up into the air and even plastered that snot on top of Deadblood's head!! Everyone turns around and sees Triple Nose stand up on its peak which made it about 4 feet off of the ground.
Deadblood instantly pointed his shotgun at the nose and fired off a round, but the nose blew off, literately- shot covered air shot it up into the air avoiding the blast!!! The nose then disappeared into the forest... Deadblood shook his head and even laughed which was completely not his character... maybe it was just hysteria finally settling in.
*Turning to face Cadmus and Angel"
"Okay... I give up, at least for the moment. I can't believe I want to hunt down a fucking nose. So, Cadmus, why did you want my title so damn much?!! and how did you get it to do all of this?"
Cadmus only smiles and then points back at Angel's locket.......
"Come play..... come play and have fun!"
Deadblood scratched his head.
"Look!!! (said angel) Look!!! the locket is glowing.... I can feel a powerful pull....."
Sure enough, the locket was glowing wildly. Deadblood's mouth widened and he looked back to Cadmus who then walked over to Deadblood with the Mortal title in his hands- and handed the title back to Deadblood. Deadblood grabbed the title and was silent as Cadmus slowly walked backwards.
"The Mortal belt will guide you.... Heh Goodbye for now, mommy!"
Angel was confused- until she figured it out- she reached out to Cadmus - but it was too late as Cadmus disappeared in a brilliant light... furthermore, the locket glowed wildly and so did the Mortal belt in Deadblood's hand... before you know it.... the two vanished. What did Cadmus mean by the Mortal belt will guide them? Where did Angel and Deadblood go?!
Back at the underground complex beneath CW HQ.... Reverend Jones was still wrestling with the Monster Beef until he finally got to swat it off of his face with his glossy black cane that he had reached for beside him. By the time the Reverend looked down, he saw that Darkspade was released from the ropes and F'ein Dacor was doing a dance on top of Red Spyder's right shoulder....The REAL Monster Beef erected upward and turned to look at his master..... tears formed up in Red's eyes along with a drip of pre-cum from the Monster's hole......
"BABY!!!! MY BABY IS BACK!!!!! I MISS YOU SO MUCH!!!"
The Monster erected itself 6 feet into the air and the next thing you see is the Monster Beef squirting its way to his master and Red was also running to his Monster Beef... but before they could meet and cuddle....
Reverend Jones raises his right hand and from underneath his sleeve slithered out Triple Nose's nose!!! The nose shot out from its nostril a wave of snot and like a bullet it struck the Monster Beef in its mushroom spongy tip knocking it unconscious!!!! Red's mouth widens and falls to his knees whimpering.... then, realizing that the Monster Beef was hurt.... he motions his gaze at The despicable laughing Reverend on the platform above them..... Red's anger swelled like nothing like it before deep inside of him.
Red hated Reverend Jones. Up until that point, there was plenty about the Reverend that pissed him off. Firing a nose at the Monster Beef though, knocking it out, the Reverend had just lit a fuse in Red's mind that couldn't be stopped. His face a scowl, he said, "You. Are. DEAD!"
Darkspade reunited with his daughter, Charon-- while, F'ein Dacor perked its head up as it sensed the presence of Markus.... Red Spyder was beating Reverend Jones to a pulp with his purse full of make-up sex toys!
In glee- Markus loomed over the unconscious snot covered Monster Beef... then, he removes a double-reinforced condom from his pocket, and with Triple Nose's Noses help in snorting more snot around the Beef, Markus successfully slithers The Monster Beef into the condom along with Triple Nose's Nose sealing the condom with a patch of snot at the the top of the condom......
By this time The Reverend's face was unrecognizable... his face was a combination of a bloody train wreck and a beauty makeover with all of the makeup that was left on his face from the attack! When Markus snatched the Beef, the Beef was regaining consciousness and the moment it realized it was captured- it squirmed around in the gigantic condom like a fish and made squealing sounds from its pee hole.
Like a deer screaming for help- Red Spyder perks up, looks around, and then sees Markus and Triple Nose squeak by through a corridor!!! Red Spyder screams, picks up his purse full of makeup-up, sex toys; and his trusty chainsaw and runs after Markus...
Meanwhile,
The reunion between Charon and Darkspade was short-lived as The Reverend rises from his bloody pool and evokes a wave of Unholy Darkness in the direction of the two-- Darkspade sensed the power, HIS power, and rolls Charon to the side as he takes on the full blast of the wave..... The Reverend was laughing as he was attacking Darkspade with the full force of the Unholy Darkness, but suddenly, The Darkspade taps into his incomplete forms and transforms into The Unholy Cardinal- the form allowed Darkspade to instantly push Reverend back against the wall!!
It was clear by now that Darkspade regained his powers that were taken from him when he was captured and sealed in a jail....
Then, another horde of Chane and Staphanie McMahon clones dive into the room - which were largely dealt with instantly by Charons flamethrower that she was packing, along with all of the other weapons she had! Darkspade blasts Reverend aside and then turns to aide Charon in defeating a volley of clones- but The Reverend picked up his glossy black cane and unlocked the top portion of it from the base- which becomes a sharpened samurai sword! The Reverend creeps up behind Darkspade and raises the sword up high for a final blow infused with Unholy Darkness... But, Darkspade senses the attack and in one short burst of Unholy Darkness- The Reverend was shot back 3 feet and landed on the ground, the weapon flings up into the air and as Darkspade turns around with his white-lighted eyes did the Sword explode in flames.......
Reverend looked up at Darkspade looming over him while still on the ground.....
"WAIT!!!! My son. Please. You must release your hatred and think clearly about what you are to do.... destroy me, is destroying yourself. Do you not realize that you are not just my son, but an instrument of God's righteousness... that is your role in this world. It is the natural order of things that this world is destroyed.... it is filled with filth and sin... so much sin!!!! I AM JUST DOING WHAT GOD WISHES!!!!"
Darkspade raises his right hand and an enormous amount of Unholy Darkness was collecting in his palm.
"You are not my father. You are nothing but a lying, corrupted, heathen of an asshole.... you make up your own religious rationales based on YOUR twisted perspective of this world and claim that GOD tells you that what YOU decide is RIGHT. Well. Reverend. FUCK YOU TO HELL!!!"
The scene cross-fades into the main chamber of Hra'gad.... up above, on the walls were bodies suspended by filthy, gooey strands of black organic material- you can tell that the bodies were being sustained a breathing apparatus made out of the same organic material. The apparatus was feeding the goo into their mouths- you could even see their chest rise and fall.
Markus was already in the room with Triple Nose on his right shoulder... and in Markus' hand was the large condom. And in-front of Markus was a gigantic pod-thing that was fluctuating in size.
Red Spyder suddenly appears at the entrance to the room- he stops!!! Markus slowly turns around laughing and stares at Red Spyder with determined eyes........
The Monster Beef squirmed and screamed inside the snot-coated condom. The snot was as effective as glue, preventing the Beef from escaping despite being out of Markus' hands for the moment. Red attempted to reach the Beef to free it. Before he could, Triple Nose's nose, still perched on Markus' shoulder, fired a blob of snot onto Red's face. He was stopped in his tracks, grabbing at his face, trying to wipe it clean.
In between screams, he said, "MY MAKE-UP! YOU'VE RUINED MY MAKE-UP! ONCE I CAN SEE AGAIN, I'M GOING TO SQUASH YOU FLAT YOU DAMN NOSE!"
Triple Nose didn't want to give Red the chance. Crab-like legs sprouting from its nostrils, it scuttled down Markus' arm, dropped to the floor, and approached the still blinded Red. Pausing, it carefully got closer before running up Red's bare leg.
Red managed to pry the thick, sticky snot from his face just in time to let out a girly scream. Triple Nose was crawling around inside his panties, tickling and leaving behind a sticky trail of snot. Reaching into his panties, inadvertently tearing off his skirt in the process, Red tried to remove the little pest. When he removed his hands, he only had snot, no nose.
"Shoo! Get out of there!" Red shouted, now slapping at his panties. He then let out a loud squeal. "OHHH! NOT THERE! NO! I'M NOT AN ANAL GIRL!"
The two figures who materialized in the chamber were none other than Deadblood, with the Mortal belt, and Angel! Markus felt their presence - turns around immediately shocked!! Deadblood and Angel, too, were shocked and confused at where they were at and why.... but before they could put two and two together- Markus raises his right hand holding the condom, filled with cum and Beef, into the air which signals for an unexpected turn of events....
" *sigh* All I ever wanted was to be left alone and hunt game - how the fuck did I get to this point..." - protested by Deadblood
"I will NOT stop you from reviving the TRUE DARK GOD of this world...... Come, come forth and witness the almighty boon bestowed by.... Hra'gad! Mwhhaaaaaa!!!!"
The chamber suddenly rumbled and though at first it was unclear what exactly happened- suddenly every single clone in the entire world fell to their knees and wasted away into a pulp of black puss.... then, the core bodies that were infused into the walls started to twitch and move..... until two bodies were released from the organic black stringy filaments and plopped to the ground with a loud *THUD*....
By this time Red Spyder was completely nude- having taken off all of his clothes in order to stop the nose from invading his ASS.... then Red stops and smells something foul coming off from the two bodies which were released.... "EWWWWW!!!!! Who unloaded THAT shit-storm!!!!!", then, something was wiggling underneath Red's dress on the floor... Red catches eye of it and before you know it, he was stomping his high-heeled shoes on the clothes in order to kill it- when all of a sudden- a string of crab-like-tentacles slither out from the clothes and then attaches its tentacles around Red's two hairy legs..... Red was completely stuck!! and out slithered Triple's Nose- eyeing Red's love tunnel!!! Red could only close his legs tightly to prevent the Nose from entering his slit- but the tentacles continued to wrap around his body!!!
Meanwhile, the bodies that were released from the interior organic lining of the walls suddenly rip the black filaments which entombed them in.... to everyone's shock watching this sees Chane and Staphanie McMahon!!!
*Darkspade laughs*
"Oh come on now... not them two again!? We've killed so many- is this the best that you can do Markus?"
Markus smiles devilishly while the Monster Beef was trying desperately to cum its way out of the condom.....
"Heh. How oblivious you all are to the power of Hra'gad.... Think back Darkspade... think back to that very night when Hra'gad was released at McMahon manor... what YOU released upon this world.... Hra'gad has no 'one' form... Hra'gad IS the embodiment of the Unholy Darkness itself!! His rage has no other equal... Just a piece of Hra'gad's malicious spirit unto a host is enough for that host to become one with the God of Darkness. So- Chane and Staphanie McMahon and yourself, Darkspade, were the first of his victims- devouring your essence for his own. Yes. Think back on that night - what you fools have been fighting all these years were just clones. Oh bare-witness to your DEMISE!!!"
After Markus finally shuts up- Chane and Staphanie's eyes glow an unusual crimson red- and in seconds they came at both Darkspade and Charon with lightning speed!! Charon tried to fire a volley of nailguns at them, but, in the mad dash the two core bodies dodged out of the way! Likewise, all of the Unholy Darkness shot at them just ricocheted off of their bodies like it was nothing-- Chane and Staphanie double jump kicked Darkspade and Charon through the walls of the main chamber and into a large reservoir full of water for the sewage system underneath the city. Darkspade and Charon are seen on the floor covered with gooey cum....
Meanwhile
From the perspective of Deadblood and Angel- they just saw Chane and Staphanie jump-kick Darkspade and Charon through the wall... Markus turns back to face the center of the room, with the nasty moving pod in it, and finally finds scissors deep in his pocket. The Monster Beef inside of the condom was desperately squealing for his master at this point - but that did not stop Markus!! With scissors in hand, Markus cuts the top of the condom and dives his left hand deep into the pool of cum- the pool wasn't just filled with slimy sticky semen but there were even hard chunks of glucose which floated in the pool of cum that must have hardened for some time from the Monster unable to let off its enormous loads since meeting the likes of Seer!!
After some time of Markus swirling his left hand in the cum pool- trying to snatch a-hold of the slippery Monster Beef- he finally SNATCHES the Beef by the bulging head and pulls the drenched BEEF from out of the condom- which at that point, the room was filled with the sweat smell of sweaty built-up middle age sex!
Angel gasped at the sight of her beloved whom she hadn't actually seen in years. It wasn't the reunion she hoped for. He was naked, his face covered in make-up, his hair full of hairspray, his Beef detached, and a nose attempting to rape him.
She attempted to reach him and help him. Chimera Hra'gad, moving quick for such a large, deformed monster, blocked her path. His mouth opened wider, threatening to devour her before the Monster Beef. Deadblood ran to join her and rammed his katana down Hra'gad's throat. Standing back, he watched with wide eyes as Hra'gad gagged and seemed to struggle. Was putting a stop to the abomination before him so simple?
"Fuck you!" DB said, crossing his arms to watch Hra'gad's death. "You've ruined our lives for long enough! So just fuck off and die so I can go back to my cabin!"
The Monster Beef squeaked as fast as it could from the approaching Hra'gad- also leaving a trail of urine after being scared for its life!!! Hra'gad was hell bent on slurping up his father's bulging cock a tall costs.... Unfortunately for the BEEF he meet a dead corner as the last pipping was ripped away from the wall from Hra'gad's tail/face..... A horrendous smile emerged from the once face of Aeean Hades as Hra'gad knew it was now time to become one with the straw which implanted his devilish seed inside of Angel.....
Then that was when Deadblood snatched a hold of his katana and sliced off one of Hra'gad's limbs-- Hra'gad let off a disturbing screeching moan... it turned around attempting to swipe Deadblood off of his feet with his tail/face but Dead manages to sidestep out of the way - but the resulting maneuver was hard on his back and he had to straightened up his back before dodging yet another swipe from Hra'gad's nasty tail!
On the other side of the room- just after Red had his last cigarette with Triple Nose's love making- Red springs back into action with his battle!! but, Triple Nose decides to scamper off and disappear inside of a sewage drain.... Red shurged saying "Hmph. Men's nose.... they're all the same!" Angel was still down on the ground after the attack from Hra'gad's nasty tail - Red ran to her and held her head in his cleavage..... Angel opens her eyes slowly and sees Red looming over her....
Angel didn't recognize at first who this woman was, but then, she recognized his strong body odor even though Red had masked his stink with pounds of women's perfume... Angel immediately hugged Red and the two kissed for several minutes until Deadblood rejoined them-- disgusted at the two women kissing!!!
"Dead... its okay this is my love, Red Spyder... he just looks this way because he lost his Monster Beef!!!"
Dead at this point was over a LOT of things... but then, Hra'gad again turned to find the Monster Beef.... at the same time, Angel's red heart locket glimmered and glowed a bright red. Red gazed at the locket and felt a strange power from it.... "Where have I seen this locket before.... hmmmm" then all of a sudden, a beam of light from the locket pointed to a bucket turned upside down on the gooey ground....
"Well girls, it looks like we have a BEEF reunion on its way!!!"
Red lunges towards the bucket while Deadblood swings his katana at the incomplete chimera-fucked-up-thing that was Hra'gad.... but before Red could get to the bucket, out sprang hairy tentacles from the grills underneath him.... IT WAS TRIPLE NOSE AND IT BOUND RED TO THE GROUND!!!
Meanwhile....
Darkspade and Charon looked at each other and back at the two core nasty bodies of Chane and Staph... they needed a plan and fast!! But before they could, Chane opens his mouth wide and out spawned more of those nasty insect-crabs that possess bodies.... Charon immediately takes out her katana and swipes it in the air slicing the nasty things; while, Darkspade.... while still not completely regained his powers, attempts to zap Staphanie in her chest with Unholy Darkness but her breasts amazingly absorbed the blasts and she then counters the attack by farting out the same energy but right back at Darkspade 100 fold!!!
Darkspade narrowly dodges the super beam of Unholy Darkness from Staphanie's ass which the beam easily destroys a large column sending the parking lot above full of cars tumbling down with the roof.....
Then after the last bug was killed from Charon's katana- Chane closes his fist and then slams it into the ground-- the entire area rumbled and Charon was thrown back a few feet into the air and slammed right into Darkspade.....
Chane and Staphanie continue to walk methodically forward while Charon and Darkspade are left out of options.... but it just got worse as Hra'gad backed away from Deadblood's blows and sees in the distance Charon and Darkspade up against the odds.... Hra'gad laughs and raises what looked to be hands into the air-- another body slides down the sticky organic wall and stands up- tearing the flesh mask off of its face... the body climbed over the debris and joined in between the middle of Chane and Staphanie McMahon in the sewage.... Darkspade was in total shock..... It was, Charon Death..... the real one.
To make matters worse, the Charon standing next to Darkspade felt something crawling up her leg and looked down to see it was some kind of strange, furry sewer creature. Disgusted, she pulled it off with the tip of her katana, raising it in front of her for a better look. She realized it wasn't a sewer creature. It was the only part of Donald Grump that remained in the future: his pussy-grabbing hair.
The chimera Hra'gad was running a rampage inside of the inner chamber and just attacked Deadblood..... After Deadblood's cries.... both Angel and Red looked at each other and then they both dashed to the bucket!!! Markus was watching them and he wasn't going to let them get the BEEF and so he rips his right hand from the sticky wall and aims his hand upward.... being that he was the new Guardian of the Apocalypse.... his power was finally realized at that moment when he empowered Hra'gad further with his energies..... the chimera Hra'gad suddenly turned around violently and from its head/tail did a line of fire ignite stopping Angel and Red to reach the bucket!!!
A firewall was literately in their way.... Then, Markus, while laughing, breaks free his other arm and raises that also--
the entire room shook and out where the real Chane fell down in the sewer suddenly convulses which alarmed the cloned Charon and Darkspade... even as the real Charon and Staphanie continue to their march, completely ignoring what was happening to poor Chane.... then, suddenly, Chane raises up into the air with his back hunched up.... some psychic power was in the works and then like breaking bread did Chane's body snaps into two instantly killing him but from his broken body emerged a strange black form which shot up into the air and entered through chimera Hra'gad's, what looked like, his anus.
The real Chane's body was dropped to the floor and simultaneously across the whole entire world did ALL of the Chane clones fall to the ground, twitched and melted away in a cesspool slug of piss and crab feces. It looked that this was the true way to defeat the clones.... to kill the source.
Even thought he real, and possessed, Charon and Staphanie was closer to the cloned Charon and Darkspade-- both Charon and Darkspade were awestruck by Chane's death- but they couldn't see what happened to the form while in the sewer.... only those in the inner chamber can.
And once back in the inner chamber.... the returned portion of Hra'gad's soul transformed the chimera Hra'gad's body.... after screaming profusely.... the body turned a pitch black as it crawled in on itself and then from its inner did emerge a refined form. The leftover carcass of the form melted away.... the new chimera Hra'gad then stood up shocking everyone, including Red.... was this a joke?!
Red just fell to his knees bawling out laughing at the fake guise of Gojinn...... "HUN.... YOU DIDN'T UPGRADE YOU SHITGRADE!!!"...... apparently Hra'gad... or maybe we should call him.... Hra'Gojinn possessed the new power of phase DNA enabling him to transform himself into anyone he set its imagine too or rather... perhaps..... Hra'Gojinn unsuccessfully transformed his apparence in thinking that Gojinn was actually Red's worse fears?
"FUCK.... FUCK. THIS. SHIT. I. AM. GETTING. THE. FUCK. YES. THE. FUCK. OUT. OF. HERE. KEEP. THE. FUCKING. BEEF. YOU. STUPID. CUNT...... I AM GONNNNNNNEEEE!!!!" - screamed a royally pissed off Deadblood as he picks up his shotgun and turns around to leave but then, right there, standing eerily in the way out was that little kid again and he somehow had the Mortal Belt across his waist again.... almost taunting DB.
Red was still laughing up a storm up to the point he was on the ground kicking his feet in the air at the sight of Gojinn!!! Suddenly, Hra'Gojinn comes at Red with his katanas - swiping and slashing at the ground - but Red manages to leap up into the air avoiding the slashes....
Angel was joined by Deadblood who backed away from the ominous child.... he looks down at Angel still holding tightly the Monster Beef....
"GET RID OF THAT THING!!! What's the matter with YOU!!!? Urgh. I had a good home before all of this....."
Angel opened her eyes and looked into the dripping oozing hole of the Monster Beef... it was actually tearing up.... Angel nodded realizing that it was finally time to reunite with the other part of Red Spyder she loved so so much.... and so as Hra'Gojinn was going apeshit on Red Spyder, and still making excuses for the failed attacks, Angel throws the Monster Beef at Red Spyder!!!!
In mid-air the BEEF turned around to showcase its bloodied up cut up end!!! Red sees the BEEF, pulls down his panties and the BEEF dig deep inside of Red's stitched up makeshift vagina!!!
"GODDAMMIT!!! WHERE THE HELL IS MY SHOTGUN!!!"
Angel was confused- Dead just pushed her aside and then stepped right on top of the operations board game completely breaking it with his steel boots... even Cadmus' plastic penis he was about to place into the game was kicked right out of his hand as Deadblood was furious that this was happening to him.... TO HIM!! He was contempt as a hermit and now he has an army of Staph and Chane clones along with an steroid dick with a nose a mile wide outside causing interference.
When Deadblood finally got the shotgun and took the safety off.... Cadmus looked upward at the Mortal Championship and climbed his bookshelf to get closer to it..... meantime, Angel is covering her mouth as she sees a swarm of Staphanie and Chane clones walking up to the window like the walking dead but in this case the walking pedophiles staring and drooling to get inside.... inside of Angel!!!!
Triple Nose: "Come out come out wherever you are..... C'mon I need to get this over with so that I could go to the gym and work on my nose presses......."
Dead wasted no time in breaking a window open and pointed his gun out to the crowd and started shooting them off in the head- one by one.... but they pressed on!!!!! It almost seemed futile as the clones kept on coming.... suddenly, you could hear a crash... but from inside.... Deadblood is still shooting and screams at Angel to "GET THAT KID UNDER CONTROL".... Angel turns around and sees that Cadmus had climbed up to the Mortal belt and have taken it off of its nail and now is on the ground with it..... and that was when, Triple Nose breaks through the door by extending his nose out like a battering ram!!! Deadblood immediately kicks the Staphanie clones in their cootch making them explode and shot rounds into Chane McMahon clones.... then when the gun was emptied.... Deadblood threw the gun down and clothesline a few clones and kicked more in the cootch..... but it was too much to handle as the clones surrounded them all..... with Triple Nose enjoying the entire thing....
Triple Nose: "It is over. All of you. Angel.... it is time to go...... and who IS that?" [points at Cadmus]
Cadmus wrapped the belt across his waist and almost immediately the belt glowed and vibrated!!!! The entire cabin rumbled and lifted off of the ground and then fell back down causing everything that Deadblood have loose fall down to the floor and break!!!! Triple stood back up and then orders the clones to attack the kid but Cadmus merely closed his eyes and every single one of the clones, minus Triple Nose, exploded into guts all over the place.... the entire cabin was a hot mess that would take months to clean off.... Deadblood rose too... but he was more pissed off that his entire cabin looked like the insides of a body!!!!
By now, Charon and Red Spyder are the closest ever to recovering Darkspade- but Reverend Jones does not know that the tube he has in his possession is not the real monster beef!!; Then speaking of: the Monster Beef and F'ein Dacor manage to escape the cluthces of Seer and Staphanie McMahon and they are back on track to escape!; Then finally, Cadmus takes the Mortal Wrestling title belt and stops the onslaught of Chane and Staphanie McMahon clones with a single move....with only Triple Nose left behind. What now could possible happen next?!
The scene then takes us back where we left off after Cadmus just annhilhated the Chane and Staphanie clones.... Triple Nose just looks all over the mess in shock and interest... Meanwhile at the same time- back deep within the bowls of CreatureWrestling HQ and inside of the core chamber of Hra'gad- Markus is seen kneeling in-front of a gigantic pod and praying.
Something inside of the pod pushes against its walls as if something happened..... Markus raises his head wondering what just happened, when all of a sudden all of the core bodies, which was attached to the walls of the chamber, start fluttering..... Markus stands up as as well as the camera view swifts around him 360 degrees until the view shows Markus' backside, the pod and one of the core bodies: Triple Nose, has its eyes opened and looking down upon Markus. All of the core bodies were covered with black organic substances which radiated from the pod in the center of the room.... and the core bodies also had what looked like a breathing apparatus located on their mouths so they could not speak.
However, this special time did Hra'gad elect to speak through Triple Nose as the apparatus detaches from his mouth for Markus to receive the latest news......
"My disciple, Markus. Guardian of the Apocalypse. We have both a disturbance and an opportunity that has now been presented to us. A phenomena that I was unaware to be true- but an astral projection of my deceased brother has arrived upon this realm and he has in his possession the other half of the God plate- or as you are better acquainted, the Mortal Wrestling championship belt...."
Markus is taken back by the news!!!
"Incredible. But my liege and my God of the Unholy, how is this even possible? How could your brother be still alive?
Triple Nose's body twitches while in the cocoon line of filaments....
"DO NOT BE SO IGNORANT OF THE UNIVERSE!!!!!.... My brother, named Cadmus in another reality, has crossed over into our reality for reasons which I could only assume to stop my ascension with my father's monster beef. Not only that, but, Angel of Death is with my Triple Nose clone.... along with a pesky mortal fool by the name of Deadblood."
"I see. What is your wish my master?
"We must proceed with the ritual AT ALL COSTS. Sooooooonn I will be reborn and I can abandon these vessels that I travel through. I cannot tell you how aweful it must feel to dive into Staphanie McMahon's mind and her equally perverted brother......"
**Markus finishes his brief call to Reverend Jones from his cell**
"Yes I see.... my God, The Reverend is on his way with both the Monster Beef and Darkspade. They will be here momentarily..... However, I have.....
**Triple Nose interrupts**
"Yes..... I have since the begining have known that Charon and that transvestite from CreatureMania, Red Spyder, are also on their way to us. They do not matter to me. For I will handle them with my clones- they will not win....."
At that moment, the eyes and mouth to the core body of Triple Nose shut- along with the apparatus securing itself on Triple Nose's mouth again..... Markus nods and then prepares for the coming ritual to take place once Reverend Jones arrives.....
Immediately after the core clone in the chamber stops communicating to Markus- and back at the scene with Deadblood, Angel and Cadmus- Triple Nose wakes up after a brief shut down and grins back at all three.....
"I applaud your efforts. All of you. *points to Cadmus* but to you, I applaud you the most, brother. Now let us end this game.... I know what you are seeking but as Cadmus already knows to be true but it already is here.... YOUUUUUUUUU *points at Angel* YOUUUUUU have the Final Key. The necklace that sits comfortably around your neck. So you have a choice to make Deadblood. Do you A) die or do you B) take that necklace and that belt and handle them to me along with Angel and with that I shall bring back your home and you can live in silence woodcutting and being the hermit you once were before all of this bullshit ever happened to you? What do you say?!"
Meanwhile.....
Charon and Red Spyder took the elevator down to its deepest levels and exit out into a tunnel that was lined with black organic sticky material..... the moment Red Spyder placed his high heeled shoe on the gooey mess on the floor he *SHRIEKS!!!!*
"Right... what is the matter with you, now" - said Charon
"MY SHOE.... MY SHOE IS UGLY!!!!
*Charon just swaps herself with her palm*
"Right..... I hear them up ahead... LETS GO!!!!"
Red Spyder is crying all the way down the tunnel as he tries to sidestep the larva and crabs which lined the entire tunnel!!!! Then suddenly the two exit into what looked to be a silo before the place turned into ratshit and they see The Reverend Jones closing his cellphone...... The Reverend Jones was accompanied by two task force officers and Darkspade, who was handcuffed... and of course, the long tube which contained the 'monster beef'.... but before any surprise attack could be done, Red Spyder SSSCRREEEEAAAMMMMMSS outloud to his Monster Beef:
"BABYYYYYYYYYYY DADDEH IS HERE!!! DADDEH IS HEEERRRRRRRRRRREEEEE!!!!"
Reverend turns, smiling and then raises his right hand to signal for his officers to attack with crimson light guns!!!! Charon was the first to respond, as always, by first shoving a sobering Red Spyder aside from a blast- and then counters with a series of shots which instantly killed both officers.... The Reverend continued to smile as now from behind him also came out a dozen Chane and Staphanie clones!!!!!
Stepping closer to Triple Nose, Angel and Cadmus remaining behind him, Deadblood said, "That's all? I give you the necklace, the belt, and the woman and you leave me alone? Not going to lie, it's tempting. She's brought me nothing but trouble, that's for sure. First she let that kid tear up my cabin and now she's the reason you're here. If I'd left her where I found her, I could be settling into bed right about now!"
Charon immediately jumped into battle with the Chane and Staphanie clones, firing shot after shot, sending splashes of crab juice all over the silo. Red on the other hand ran up to the 'Monster Beef', flicking his tongue erotically at it as if he wanted to suck it and fuck it himself.
Triple Nose's nose was stuck down the barrel of Deadblood's shotgun by this time!!! And before we spend days on that alone, Cadmus interrupted the two by channeling the mysterious power from the Mortal Wrestling title belt at Triple Nose sending him twirling up into the air and crashing down on a log- breaking his back!!!
Deadblood looked at his shotgun and saw Triple Nose's nose detached-- he aimed the shotgun at Triple Nose and shot his nose out along with the projectile at Triple's head sending guts splattered everywhere....
Angel by this time runs to Cadmus and hugs him but as she was hugging him, Cadmus just stared at Deadblood with his eerie dead-like eyes.
"Uh.... ok. That was impressive but the show is over folks... GTFO which means get the fuck out of here!!! And kid, give me back my title!"
Deadblood reaches his hand out for the title belt but Cadmus refused! He stepped away from Angel as if getting away but Deadblood pushed forward and became much more demanding.....
"LISTEN YOU LITTLE SHIT!!! I WAS PERFECTLY HAPPY WITH MY FISHING AND LIVING A SIMPLE LIFE UNTIL YOU CAME HERE! THE WAY I SEE IT I SAVED YOUR LIFE THERE.... I COULD HAVE WENT WITH OPTION 'A' BUT I DIDN'T.... AND I DIDN'T NEED YOUR HELP EITHER.... WHERE'S THE FUCKING RESPECT AND GRATITUDE!?"
Deadblood sounded more like an old man- and he was now chasing Cadmus in a circles around poor Angel who was just shaking her head!!! Cadmus was even smiling and laughing as Deadblood tripped on Triple Nose's nose!!!
"OLD FART OLD FART OLD FART" - repetitively said by Cadmus at Deadblood
Charon and Red collectively decimated every Chane and Staphanie McMahon clone which came there way.... after several hours, the entire room was filled with bodies - but once Charon and Red turned their attention towards Reverend Jones, Darkspade, and for Red, his monster beef.... they noticed that he got away!!!
The scene crossfades now as Charon and Red Spyder entered through another tunnel..... Red kept sniffing the air for his Monster Beef but he was sad that he couldn't recognize his very own pre-cum anymore.....
"**SNIFF** What did they DO to my precious!!!!!!!! MY MONSTERRRRRRRRRR!!! Charon........"
"God. What?" - said Charon
"HOLD ME!!!
Then Red leaps into Charon's arms.... suddenly, Charon drops Red to the dirty floor and shoots off a volley of nails at a shadowy figure in the distance..... there were TWO shadows in fact. Charon screams at Red to get his ass up..... even as he was whimpering on the ground.
Once the two continued their pursuit they reach another widen area where they see Darkspade tied to a cross in the middle of the room along with debris at his feet..... Charon stopped Red to continue and looked around for The Reverend.... and sure enough, he was standing on a platform overhead along with the tube containing the 'Monster Beef' seated by his side..... but not only that, but, in Reverend's hand looked to be a detonator control stick!!!
"Awh. The sinners come to repent but there is no Lord to save you.... Only the realization that I hold your Father's life, my Son, in my hand."
Charon screams out at Reverend....
"COWARD!! YOU DISGRACED YOUR FAMILY.... YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO CALL HIM YOUR SON......"
"HA HA HA HA HA.... Rich. I will be doing you two a big favor killing Darkspade so I don't see any reason to fear any false threat that you may have.... I CLEANSE this Earth of Darkspade's rotten flesh.... and Red, let it be known that your Monster Beef will bring a rebirth to the very son you let die..... Yes. I am fully aware of what happened..... When I click this button, Darkspade will ignite on fire and the gasoline that you fools have stupidly walked into will also catch fire.... you honestly think that I would even allow you to ever get THIS CLOSE TO THE MONSTE......"
Then from out of nowhere and quite shocking to everyone watching including The Reverend.... but the REAL Monster Beef comes swinging from a string of precum like Spiderman and SPLATS ON TOP OF THE REVEREND FACE AND STICKS ITS BALLS INTO HIS MOUTH!!!!
Then, the disemboweled penis of F'ein Dacor is seen eating at Darkspade's ropes around his wrists.... Charon and ESPECIALLY Red are beside themselves and take some time trying to figure this out- but they both run up the mound and help F'ein Dacor release Darkspade while The Reverend is spinning around on the platform above them trying to swat off The Monster Beef!!!!
For a good while Deadblood was chasing Cadmus in a seemingly endless loop until he stops and points his shotgun at Cadmus' head!!! Cadmus' eyes widen and he smiles.... then, Angel leaps between the two whimpering.
"Deadblood please, he is just an innocent child.... he means no harm and he also saved us"
**lowering his shotgun**
"Saved us? Look at this place. How am I ever going to start over at this age?! Urgh. Just go. Leave this old man alone."
Angel lowers her head and clasps her locket. She nods then walks over to Cadmus to grab him by the hand. Then, suddenly, the dismembered nose of Triple Nose started to twitch!! It even made a noise as it shot snot up into the air and even plastered that snot on top of Deadblood's head!! Everyone turns around and sees Triple Nose stand up on its peak which made it about 4 feet off of the ground.
Deadblood instantly pointed his shotgun at the nose and fired off a round, but the nose blew off, literately- shot covered air shot it up into the air avoiding the blast!!! The nose then disappeared into the forest... Deadblood shook his head and even laughed which was completely not his character... maybe it was just hysteria finally settling in.
*Turning to face Cadmus and Angel"
"Okay... I give up, at least for the moment. I can't believe I want to hunt down a fucking nose. So, Cadmus, why did you want my title so damn much?!! and how did you get it to do all of this?"
Cadmus only smiles and then points back at Angel's locket.......
"Come play..... come play and have fun!"
Deadblood scratched his head.
"Look!!! (said angel) Look!!! the locket is glowing.... I can feel a powerful pull....."
Sure enough, the locket was glowing wildly. Deadblood's mouth widened and he looked back to Cadmus who then walked over to Deadblood with the Mortal title in his hands- and handed the title back to Deadblood. Deadblood grabbed the title and was silent as Cadmus slowly walked backwards.
"The Mortal belt will guide you.... Heh Goodbye for now, mommy!"
Angel was confused- until she figured it out- she reached out to Cadmus - but it was too late as Cadmus disappeared in a brilliant light... furthermore, the locket glowed wildly and so did the Mortal belt in Deadblood's hand... before you know it.... the two vanished. What did Cadmus mean by the Mortal belt will guide them? Where did Angel and Deadblood go?!
Back at the underground complex beneath CW HQ.... Reverend Jones was still wrestling with the Monster Beef until he finally got to swat it off of his face with his glossy black cane that he had reached for beside him. By the time the Reverend looked down, he saw that Darkspade was released from the ropes and F'ein Dacor was doing a dance on top of Red Spyder's right shoulder....The REAL Monster Beef erected upward and turned to look at his master..... tears formed up in Red's eyes along with a drip of pre-cum from the Monster's hole......
"BABY!!!! MY BABY IS BACK!!!!! I MISS YOU SO MUCH!!!"
The Monster erected itself 6 feet into the air and the next thing you see is the Monster Beef squirting its way to his master and Red was also running to his Monster Beef... but before they could meet and cuddle....
Reverend Jones raises his right hand and from underneath his sleeve slithered out Triple Nose's nose!!! The nose shot out from its nostril a wave of snot and like a bullet it struck the Monster Beef in its mushroom spongy tip knocking it unconscious!!!! Red's mouth widens and falls to his knees whimpering.... then, realizing that the Monster Beef was hurt.... he motions his gaze at The despicable laughing Reverend on the platform above them..... Red's anger swelled like nothing like it before deep inside of him.
Red hated Reverend Jones. Up until that point, there was plenty about the Reverend that pissed him off. Firing a nose at the Monster Beef though, knocking it out, the Reverend had just lit a fuse in Red's mind that couldn't be stopped. His face a scowl, he said, "You. Are. DEAD!"
Darkspade reunited with his daughter, Charon-- while, F'ein Dacor perked its head up as it sensed the presence of Markus.... Red Spyder was beating Reverend Jones to a pulp with his purse full of make-up sex toys!
In glee- Markus loomed over the unconscious snot covered Monster Beef... then, he removes a double-reinforced condom from his pocket, and with Triple Nose's Noses help in snorting more snot around the Beef, Markus successfully slithers The Monster Beef into the condom along with Triple Nose's Nose sealing the condom with a patch of snot at the the top of the condom......
By this time The Reverend's face was unrecognizable... his face was a combination of a bloody train wreck and a beauty makeover with all of the makeup that was left on his face from the attack! When Markus snatched the Beef, the Beef was regaining consciousness and the moment it realized it was captured- it squirmed around in the gigantic condom like a fish and made squealing sounds from its pee hole.
Like a deer screaming for help- Red Spyder perks up, looks around, and then sees Markus and Triple Nose squeak by through a corridor!!! Red Spyder screams, picks up his purse full of makeup-up, sex toys; and his trusty chainsaw and runs after Markus...
Meanwhile,
The reunion between Charon and Darkspade was short-lived as The Reverend rises from his bloody pool and evokes a wave of Unholy Darkness in the direction of the two-- Darkspade sensed the power, HIS power, and rolls Charon to the side as he takes on the full blast of the wave..... The Reverend was laughing as he was attacking Darkspade with the full force of the Unholy Darkness, but suddenly, The Darkspade taps into his incomplete forms and transforms into The Unholy Cardinal- the form allowed Darkspade to instantly push Reverend back against the wall!!
It was clear by now that Darkspade regained his powers that were taken from him when he was captured and sealed in a jail....
Then, another horde of Chane and Staphanie McMahon clones dive into the room - which were largely dealt with instantly by Charons flamethrower that she was packing, along with all of the other weapons she had! Darkspade blasts Reverend aside and then turns to aide Charon in defeating a volley of clones- but The Reverend picked up his glossy black cane and unlocked the top portion of it from the base- which becomes a sharpened samurai sword! The Reverend creeps up behind Darkspade and raises the sword up high for a final blow infused with Unholy Darkness... But, Darkspade senses the attack and in one short burst of Unholy Darkness- The Reverend was shot back 3 feet and landed on the ground, the weapon flings up into the air and as Darkspade turns around with his white-lighted eyes did the Sword explode in flames.......
Reverend looked up at Darkspade looming over him while still on the ground.....
"WAIT!!!! My son. Please. You must release your hatred and think clearly about what you are to do.... destroy me, is destroying yourself. Do you not realize that you are not just my son, but an instrument of God's righteousness... that is your role in this world. It is the natural order of things that this world is destroyed.... it is filled with filth and sin... so much sin!!!! I AM JUST DOING WHAT GOD WISHES!!!!"
Darkspade raises his right hand and an enormous amount of Unholy Darkness was collecting in his palm.
"You are not my father. You are nothing but a lying, corrupted, heathen of an asshole.... you make up your own religious rationales based on YOUR twisted perspective of this world and claim that GOD tells you that what YOU decide is RIGHT. Well. Reverend. FUCK YOU TO HELL!!!"
The scene cross-fades into the main chamber of Hra'gad.... up above, on the walls were bodies suspended by filthy, gooey strands of black organic material- you can tell that the bodies were being sustained a breathing apparatus made out of the same organic material. The apparatus was feeding the goo into their mouths- you could even see their chest rise and fall.
Markus was already in the room with Triple Nose on his right shoulder... and in Markus' hand was the large condom. And in-front of Markus was a gigantic pod-thing that was fluctuating in size.
Red Spyder suddenly appears at the entrance to the room- he stops!!! Markus slowly turns around laughing and stares at Red Spyder with determined eyes........
The Monster Beef squirmed and screamed inside the snot-coated condom. The snot was as effective as glue, preventing the Beef from escaping despite being out of Markus' hands for the moment. Red attempted to reach the Beef to free it. Before he could, Triple Nose's nose, still perched on Markus' shoulder, fired a blob of snot onto Red's face. He was stopped in his tracks, grabbing at his face, trying to wipe it clean.
In between screams, he said, "MY MAKE-UP! YOU'VE RUINED MY MAKE-UP! ONCE I CAN SEE AGAIN, I'M GOING TO SQUASH YOU FLAT YOU DAMN NOSE!"
Triple Nose didn't want to give Red the chance. Crab-like legs sprouting from its nostrils, it scuttled down Markus' arm, dropped to the floor, and approached the still blinded Red. Pausing, it carefully got closer before running up Red's bare leg.
Red managed to pry the thick, sticky snot from his face just in time to let out a girly scream. Triple Nose was crawling around inside his panties, tickling and leaving behind a sticky trail of snot. Reaching into his panties, inadvertently tearing off his skirt in the process, Red tried to remove the little pest. When he removed his hands, he only had snot, no nose.
"Shoo! Get out of there!" Red shouted, now slapping at his panties. He then let out a loud squeal. "OHHH! NOT THERE! NO! I'M NOT AN ANAL GIRL!"
The two figures who materialized in the chamber were none other than Deadblood, with the Mortal belt, and Angel! Markus felt their presence - turns around immediately shocked!! Deadblood and Angel, too, were shocked and confused at where they were at and why.... but before they could put two and two together- Markus raises his right hand holding the condom, filled with cum and Beef, into the air which signals for an unexpected turn of events....
" *sigh* All I ever wanted was to be left alone and hunt game - how the fuck did I get to this point..." - protested by Deadblood
"I will NOT stop you from reviving the TRUE DARK GOD of this world...... Come, come forth and witness the almighty boon bestowed by.... Hra'gad! Mwhhaaaaaa!!!!"
The chamber suddenly rumbled and though at first it was unclear what exactly happened- suddenly every single clone in the entire world fell to their knees and wasted away into a pulp of black puss.... then, the core bodies that were infused into the walls started to twitch and move..... until two bodies were released from the organic black stringy filaments and plopped to the ground with a loud *THUD*....
By this time Red Spyder was completely nude- having taken off all of his clothes in order to stop the nose from invading his ASS.... then Red stops and smells something foul coming off from the two bodies which were released.... "EWWWWW!!!!! Who unloaded THAT shit-storm!!!!!", then, something was wiggling underneath Red's dress on the floor... Red catches eye of it and before you know it, he was stomping his high-heeled shoes on the clothes in order to kill it- when all of a sudden- a string of crab-like-tentacles slither out from the clothes and then attaches its tentacles around Red's two hairy legs..... Red was completely stuck!! and out slithered Triple's Nose- eyeing Red's love tunnel!!! Red could only close his legs tightly to prevent the Nose from entering his slit- but the tentacles continued to wrap around his body!!!
Meanwhile, the bodies that were released from the interior organic lining of the walls suddenly rip the black filaments which entombed them in.... to everyone's shock watching this sees Chane and Staphanie McMahon!!!
*Darkspade laughs*
"Oh come on now... not them two again!? We've killed so many- is this the best that you can do Markus?"
Markus smiles devilishly while the Monster Beef was trying desperately to cum its way out of the condom.....
"Heh. How oblivious you all are to the power of Hra'gad.... Think back Darkspade... think back to that very night when Hra'gad was released at McMahon manor... what YOU released upon this world.... Hra'gad has no 'one' form... Hra'gad IS the embodiment of the Unholy Darkness itself!! His rage has no other equal... Just a piece of Hra'gad's malicious spirit unto a host is enough for that host to become one with the God of Darkness. So- Chane and Staphanie McMahon and yourself, Darkspade, were the first of his victims- devouring your essence for his own. Yes. Think back on that night - what you fools have been fighting all these years were just clones. Oh bare-witness to your DEMISE!!!"
After Markus finally shuts up- Chane and Staphanie's eyes glow an unusual crimson red- and in seconds they came at both Darkspade and Charon with lightning speed!! Charon tried to fire a volley of nailguns at them, but, in the mad dash the two core bodies dodged out of the way! Likewise, all of the Unholy Darkness shot at them just ricocheted off of their bodies like it was nothing-- Chane and Staphanie double jump kicked Darkspade and Charon through the walls of the main chamber and into a large reservoir full of water for the sewage system underneath the city. Darkspade and Charon are seen on the floor covered with gooey cum....
Meanwhile
From the perspective of Deadblood and Angel- they just saw Chane and Staphanie jump-kick Darkspade and Charon through the wall... Markus turns back to face the center of the room, with the nasty moving pod in it, and finally finds scissors deep in his pocket. The Monster Beef inside of the condom was desperately squealing for his master at this point - but that did not stop Markus!! With scissors in hand, Markus cuts the top of the condom and dives his left hand deep into the pool of cum- the pool wasn't just filled with slimy sticky semen but there were even hard chunks of glucose which floated in the pool of cum that must have hardened for some time from the Monster unable to let off its enormous loads since meeting the likes of Seer!!
After some time of Markus swirling his left hand in the cum pool- trying to snatch a-hold of the slippery Monster Beef- he finally SNATCHES the Beef by the bulging head and pulls the drenched BEEF from out of the condom- which at that point, the room was filled with the sweat smell of sweaty built-up middle age sex!
Angel gasped at the sight of her beloved whom she hadn't actually seen in years. It wasn't the reunion she hoped for. He was naked, his face covered in make-up, his hair full of hairspray, his Beef detached, and a nose attempting to rape him.
She attempted to reach him and help him. Chimera Hra'gad, moving quick for such a large, deformed monster, blocked her path. His mouth opened wider, threatening to devour her before the Monster Beef. Deadblood ran to join her and rammed his katana down Hra'gad's throat. Standing back, he watched with wide eyes as Hra'gad gagged and seemed to struggle. Was putting a stop to the abomination before him so simple?
"Fuck you!" DB said, crossing his arms to watch Hra'gad's death. "You've ruined our lives for long enough! So just fuck off and die so I can go back to my cabin!"
The Monster Beef squeaked as fast as it could from the approaching Hra'gad- also leaving a trail of urine after being scared for its life!!! Hra'gad was hell bent on slurping up his father's bulging cock a tall costs.... Unfortunately for the BEEF he meet a dead corner as the last pipping was ripped away from the wall from Hra'gad's tail/face..... A horrendous smile emerged from the once face of Aeean Hades as Hra'gad knew it was now time to become one with the straw which implanted his devilish seed inside of Angel.....
Then that was when Deadblood snatched a hold of his katana and sliced off one of Hra'gad's limbs-- Hra'gad let off a disturbing screeching moan... it turned around attempting to swipe Deadblood off of his feet with his tail/face but Dead manages to sidestep out of the way - but the resulting maneuver was hard on his back and he had to straightened up his back before dodging yet another swipe from Hra'gad's nasty tail!
On the other side of the room- just after Red had his last cigarette with Triple Nose's love making- Red springs back into action with his battle!! but, Triple Nose decides to scamper off and disappear inside of a sewage drain.... Red shurged saying "Hmph. Men's nose.... they're all the same!" Angel was still down on the ground after the attack from Hra'gad's nasty tail - Red ran to her and held her head in his cleavage..... Angel opens her eyes slowly and sees Red looming over her....
Angel didn't recognize at first who this woman was, but then, she recognized his strong body odor even though Red had masked his stink with pounds of women's perfume... Angel immediately hugged Red and the two kissed for several minutes until Deadblood rejoined them-- disgusted at the two women kissing!!!
"Dead... its okay this is my love, Red Spyder... he just looks this way because he lost his Monster Beef!!!"
Dead at this point was over a LOT of things... but then, Hra'gad again turned to find the Monster Beef.... at the same time, Angel's red heart locket glimmered and glowed a bright red. Red gazed at the locket and felt a strange power from it.... "Where have I seen this locket before.... hmmmm" then all of a sudden, a beam of light from the locket pointed to a bucket turned upside down on the gooey ground....
"Well girls, it looks like we have a BEEF reunion on its way!!!"
Red lunges towards the bucket while Deadblood swings his katana at the incomplete chimera-fucked-up-thing that was Hra'gad.... but before Red could get to the bucket, out sprang hairy tentacles from the grills underneath him.... IT WAS TRIPLE NOSE AND IT BOUND RED TO THE GROUND!!!
Meanwhile....
Darkspade and Charon looked at each other and back at the two core nasty bodies of Chane and Staph... they needed a plan and fast!! But before they could, Chane opens his mouth wide and out spawned more of those nasty insect-crabs that possess bodies.... Charon immediately takes out her katana and swipes it in the air slicing the nasty things; while, Darkspade.... while still not completely regained his powers, attempts to zap Staphanie in her chest with Unholy Darkness but her breasts amazingly absorbed the blasts and she then counters the attack by farting out the same energy but right back at Darkspade 100 fold!!!
Darkspade narrowly dodges the super beam of Unholy Darkness from Staphanie's ass which the beam easily destroys a large column sending the parking lot above full of cars tumbling down with the roof.....
Then after the last bug was killed from Charon's katana- Chane closes his fist and then slams it into the ground-- the entire area rumbled and Charon was thrown back a few feet into the air and slammed right into Darkspade.....
Chane and Staphanie continue to walk methodically forward while Charon and Darkspade are left out of options.... but it just got worse as Hra'gad backed away from Deadblood's blows and sees in the distance Charon and Darkspade up against the odds.... Hra'gad laughs and raises what looked to be hands into the air-- another body slides down the sticky organic wall and stands up- tearing the flesh mask off of its face... the body climbed over the debris and joined in between the middle of Chane and Staphanie McMahon in the sewage.... Darkspade was in total shock..... It was, Charon Death..... the real one.
To make matters worse, the Charon standing next to Darkspade felt something crawling up her leg and looked down to see it was some kind of strange, furry sewer creature. Disgusted, she pulled it off with the tip of her katana, raising it in front of her for a better look. She realized it wasn't a sewer creature. It was the only part of Donald Grump that remained in the future: his pussy-grabbing hair.
The chimera Hra'gad was running a rampage inside of the inner chamber and just attacked Deadblood..... After Deadblood's cries.... both Angel and Red looked at each other and then they both dashed to the bucket!!! Markus was watching them and he wasn't going to let them get the BEEF and so he rips his right hand from the sticky wall and aims his hand upward.... being that he was the new Guardian of the Apocalypse.... his power was finally realized at that moment when he empowered Hra'gad further with his energies..... the chimera Hra'gad suddenly turned around violently and from its head/tail did a line of fire ignite stopping Angel and Red to reach the bucket!!!
A firewall was literately in their way.... Then, Markus, while laughing, breaks free his other arm and raises that also--
the entire room shook and out where the real Chane fell down in the sewer suddenly convulses which alarmed the cloned Charon and Darkspade... even as the real Charon and Staphanie continue to their march, completely ignoring what was happening to poor Chane.... then, suddenly, Chane raises up into the air with his back hunched up.... some psychic power was in the works and then like breaking bread did Chane's body snaps into two instantly killing him but from his broken body emerged a strange black form which shot up into the air and entered through chimera Hra'gad's, what looked like, his anus.
The real Chane's body was dropped to the floor and simultaneously across the whole entire world did ALL of the Chane clones fall to the ground, twitched and melted away in a cesspool slug of piss and crab feces. It looked that this was the true way to defeat the clones.... to kill the source.
Even thought he real, and possessed, Charon and Staphanie was closer to the cloned Charon and Darkspade-- both Charon and Darkspade were awestruck by Chane's death- but they couldn't see what happened to the form while in the sewer.... only those in the inner chamber can.
And once back in the inner chamber.... the returned portion of Hra'gad's soul transformed the chimera Hra'gad's body.... after screaming profusely.... the body turned a pitch black as it crawled in on itself and then from its inner did emerge a refined form. The leftover carcass of the form melted away.... the new chimera Hra'gad then stood up shocking everyone, including Red.... was this a joke?!
Red just fell to his knees bawling out laughing at the fake guise of Gojinn...... "HUN.... YOU DIDN'T UPGRADE YOU SHITGRADE!!!"...... apparently Hra'gad... or maybe we should call him.... Hra'Gojinn possessed the new power of phase DNA enabling him to transform himself into anyone he set its imagine too or rather... perhaps..... Hra'Gojinn unsuccessfully transformed his apparence in thinking that Gojinn was actually Red's worse fears?
Red was still laughing up a storm up to the point he was on the ground kicking his feet in the air at the sight of Gojinn!!! Suddenly, Hra'Gojinn comes at Red with his katanas - swiping and slashing at the ground - but Red manages to leap up into the air avoiding the slashes....
Angel was joined by Deadblood who backed away from the ominous child.... he looks down at Angel still holding tightly the Monster Beef....
"GET RID OF THAT THING!!! What's the matter with YOU!!!? Urgh. I had a good home before all of this....."
Angel opened her eyes and looked into the dripping oozing hole of the Monster Beef... it was actually tearing up.... Angel nodded realizing that it was finally time to reunite with the other part of Red Spyder she loved so so much.... and so as Hra'Gojinn was going apeshit on Red Spyder, and still making excuses for the failed attacks, Angel throws the Monster Beef at Red Spyder!!!!
In mid-air the BEEF turned around to showcase its bloodied up cut up end!!! Red sees the BEEF, pulls down his panties and the BEEF dig deep inside of Red's stitched up makeshift vagina!!!
"BABYYYYYYYYYYY DADDEH IS HERE!!! DADDEH IS HEEERRRRRRRRRRREEEEE!!!!"